Michelle Northlakes RnT

[Langy]

Was in the Northlakes area and had time to kill so made a booking with Michelle.

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/North-Lakes/Independent/Mistie/

https://www.locanto.com.au/north-lakes/ID_7698169152/AUSSIE-BODY-TO-BODY-MASSAGE-NORTH-LAKES.html

$100-½hr including nhj

I should have walked when I saw her but fuck it, I was there already and it's only $100, how bad could it be?... That was a mistake.

Photos in her ads are all well and truly fake. She looks to be in her 50's. Chubby, Greek looking face, saggy tits and a bit of a gut.
Terrible unstructured 5 minute oily rub down and on the flip it was like being yanked off by an angry milkmaid. To top it all off, after about 5 mins she started complaining about sore arms... Stopped and checked her phone 3 times and then started bitching about how I should have booked for an hour because it's taking so long. Checked my watch and I'd only been there 15 mins at this point...

In the end I gave up. There were absolutely no redeeming features that could help me get across the line.

Ad says shower is available but was never offered.

Massage: 3/10
Ending: 2/10 - (she did get nude)
WIR: Never again.

Langy

[APuntingwewillgo]

OMG, ive tried to book with her a couple of times. glad it never worked out. Sincere thanks for throwing yourself on this grenade.

[dave.j8811]

She is also Belle. There were duplicate pictures across those ads but have since been fixed. Buyer be ware

[BNEBro]

Ive seen her and agree with everything Langy said, especially the part where he says "I,should have walked". Only good thing about the visit is I saw a peacock perched on her front porch. LOL.

[Jackeyjack]

Yeah, she is really old, no massage at all. Same happened with me, should have walked. I have met few older ladies and they were genuine, gave good massage and reasonably well hj, this one is a pure scammer.

[Steve03]

There was another post on PP ABOUT HERE. I have tried to copy and paste it here so apologies if the format for reasons isnÂ’t good

Sex Worker's Name: Bell/ Michelle North Lakes
Session Month: March
Session Year: 2025
Type of Service: Massage
Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/North-Lakes/Independent/mindy/
Photos Authenticity: Real, grossly retouched
Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $200
Location where session took place: Queensland
Incall or Outcall: Incall to Escort's place
Session Day: Wednesday
Session Time: Daytime
Estimated Age: 36 - 40
Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
Knowledge of English: Very Good
Hair Colour: Dark
Hair Length: Medium
Eyes Colour: Brown
Skin Colour: Olive
Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
Body Shape: Full-figured
Estimated Body Size: 12 to 14
Estimated Breast Size: DD and above (Extra Large)
Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
Any Tattoos?: One or two
Any Piercings?: None, no piercings
Full Sex Available: No
Kissing Available: Unsure
Blowjob: Unsure
DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
Greek or Anal Sex Available: No
Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
Massage Available: Yes, rub-down
Overall Looks: Not attractive
Overall Personality: Cold
Overall Performance: Money down the drain
Private Masseuse - March 2025 - Bell / Michelle North Lakes
Not good
By Buttpirate70
23 April in QLD Private Masseuses Unsorted Reviews
Buttpirate70 Newbie
Buttpirate70
Posted 23 April
I should have walked.

She was unattractive, the place was dirtier than Animal House.

I tried to close my eyes tight to finish but it didn't work.

The massage was ok.

[Langy]

There was another post on PP ABOUT HERE. I have tried to copy and paste it here so apologies if the format for reasons isnÂ’t good

Sex Worker's Name: Bell/ Michelle North Lakes
Session Month: March
Session Year: 2025
Type of Service: Massage
Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/North-Lakes/Independent/mindy/
Photos Authenticity: Real, grossly retouched
Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $200
Location where session took place: Queensland
Incall or Outcall: Incall to Escort's place
Session Day: Wednesday
Session Time: Daytime
Estimated Age: 36 - 40
Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
Knowledge of English: Very Good
Hair Colour: Dark
Hair Length: Medium
Eyes Colour: Brown
Skin Colour: Olive
Height: Average - Around 165 cm / 5'5"
Body Shape: Full-figured
Estimated Body Size: 12 to 14
Estimated Breast Size: DD and above (Extra Large)
Enhanced breasts?: No, natural breasts
Any Tattoos?: One or two
Any Piercings?: None, no piercings
Full Sex Available: No
Kissing Available: Unsure
Blowjob: Unsure
DATY / Oral On Her: Unsure
Greek or Anal Sex Available: No
Handjob Available: Yes, handjob
Massage Available: Yes, rub-down
Overall Looks: Not attractive
Overall Personality: Cold
Overall Performance: Money down the drain
Private Masseuse - March 2025 - Bell / Michelle North Lakes
Not good
By Buttpirate70
23 April in QLD Private Masseuses Unsorted Reviews
Buttpirate70 Newbie
Buttpirate70
Posted 23 April
I should have walked.

She was unattractive, the place was dirtier than Animal House.

I tried to close my eyes tight to finish but it didn't work.

The massage was ok.

I wish I'd seen that AR before I booked... A definite trap for the uninformed

[hornedbeast]

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