In a relationship but ho's be ho'ing

[Kiki kong]

Ok, here's the thing.

Ive been going to this new gym and started to talk to these 2 hotties. Both Asian one Korean and one HK. Both are really really fucking hot. Like 8.5s at the least.

HK one goes to the gym 3 times a week but arrives at the gym earlier than me and leaves the gym 530-6am. Ive seen her in my old previous gym but never spoke to her until only recently (last 2 weeks) at this new gym.
She got a very very pretty face, looks like enhanced C cups and a proper gym booty. Ok, so at my previous gym where she was also, I heard that she was fucking the way older dude in gear at that gym, I was told this by the guy fucking her. Anyways she stopped going to that gym for whatever reason and now we are both going to the same gym.

And I've noticed she's been giving me the eye, so I approached her and we got talking. Since then when I see her she will do cardio next to me and when I notice give me a smile . Damn she also has these cute deep dimples. She is also married and has a kid. But she doesn't look like she's had kid before and she's a complete head turner.

Korean one arrives about 6am and leaves 7-730am. I see her in the gym at least 5 times a week. We also stretch together around the same time and we chat during stretching, she asks me a bunch of questions, like sometimes a bit too personal imo. This girl has baddie written all over her 1000%, 100 piercings on her face, Asian style tats on her body and she is cute AF.

Both are flirty as AF to me, and I ain't delusional. Ive been picked up by girls, at the club, at work and my stockist or supplier have asked me out in recent years.

Now that im on TRT my confidence and sexual drive is fucking up my personal morals. Yea ok I bang girls who I pay for, but I dont get attached. Also my rule is I dont shit where I eat, I dont fuck girls at work right. And this gym is where I will be going to for a while, so in a sense - I really shouldn't fuck these girls.

BTW I am in a committed relationship. I do love her. But I do love the flirting and all that shit.

Also im considered attractive, 6/6/5.5 and physically well built

So my question is would you fuck these girls??

And No I ain't telling you my farming spot. Lol

[EYANH]

Ah ha ha, sounds like wonderful dream!

[walkaboutbilly]

The answer is always yes

[blitz]

There is no answer other than yes

[Djuchina]

Bro, bang them both together...no mercy.

[Punt2Win]

On your death bed will you regret not doing it? That is the question.

[justincase]

You only have to worry about the 6am crossover time at the gym if you’re banging both.

[HiredGoon]

Definitely bro! Wait til crossover time and fuck them both together at the gym!
You’ll have to stop sucking your own dick first though.

[Danny Dabbles]

You're asking a room full of degenerates
I also vote Yes
We'll crown you a lord if you succeed and leave an AR

[jenlai29]

Please fuck them both and give us an AR. Even I regret not fucking girls when I get the opportunity.

[random punter]

Only question is are you willing to rish your relationship if you get caught?
If you dont care enough then go for it i guess

[RickyPunting]

You asking us mongers would we bang them? Absolutely.

If u ask should u do something...no leave them to us....

If u ask 4 advice of we were in your shoes...if i waz i would bang 'em.

I had an ex once and had a chance to put lil bro in another girl i got florty and naked with and didn't do it. Regretz.

[keebab]

Question for me isn't whether to fuck them the first time. That's obvious.

The real question is what level of crazy is coming after if they want to pursue more of a relationship. Women usually aren't down for a one and done fuck if they don't know you're in a relationship. You may unleash the bunny boiler.

[schloong]

Question for me isn't whether to fuck them the first time. That's obvious.

The real question is what level of crazy is coming after if they want to pursue more of a relationship. Women usually aren't down for a one and done fuck if they don't know you're in a relationship. You may unleash the bunny boiler.

Sage advice right there........

[GoldfishMan]

Please leave an AR after the deed or deeds.
Also, refer back for "next steps" when your SO decides to go gym with you one day, lolll...

[Kiki kong]

Ah ha ha, sounds like wonderful dream!

Lol it would be a fucking great dream if I proceed...

[Kiki kong]

You asking us mongers would we bang them? Absolutely.

If u ask should u do something...no leave them to us....

If u ask 4 advice of we were in your shoes...if i waz i would bang 'em.

I had an ex once and had a chance to put lil bro in another girl i got florty and naked with and didn't do it. Regretz.

But the things is i already stick it into MLs/WLs and I can just fuck and leave. But obviously there's the rush of getting free sexy time from a normal civie

[Kiki kong]

Please leave an AR after the deed or deeds.
Also, refer back for "next steps" when your SO decides to go gym with you one day, lolll...

Bro, im fucking petrified if that happens Lmaooo

[Kiki kong]

Question for me isn't whether to fuck them the first time. That's obvious.

The real question is what level of crazy is coming after if they want to pursue more of a relationship. Women usually aren't down for a one and done fuck if they don't know you're in a relationship. You may unleash the bunny boiler.

I know bitches can be super crazy and your right, do I want more drama in my life

[Kiki kong]

Fucking great question.... the thing is my missus's now comes from a really really well of family. Basically it gone be mine also eventually

[Kiki kong]

There's another step i could take, that would be to bang them and change gyms lol

[Kiki kong]

On your death bed will you regret not doing it? That is the question.

Fuck..... i gotta think hard about this fr

[Kiki kong]

You only have to worry about the 6am crossover time at the gym if you’re banging both.

Like today the Korean was there first and again we stretched and flirted talking about of hot its going to be today and she told me that she's a manager at a local Korean hair salon. Family business. She asked if I was going to the gym tomorrow blah blah... then she leaves the gym.

Then 15m late the HK one rocks up with her husband fmd. Although she still gives me a big smile and you can tell her husband is a total SIMP. She wears this one piece gym attire hugging every curve on her body. Tits practically almost out, No bra and im sure no panties (can't see VPL =Visible panties line)

BTW the Korean one knows I've got a missus and still continues to laugh at all my jokes. She continues to do some very explicit stretching like full on splits and shit (my mind goes crazy like MF).

The Korean one works literally next door to one of my businesses... Sooo... do I drop in and give any Asian girl what they like??? Bubble Tea???

Ill provide updates boys... letsee where the little head take me.

[Kiki kong]

The answer is always yes

Haha, naughty boy!!!

[nosytt]

Mate you're thinking too small.

Once you know they're interested you need to take them somewhere private and ask them if they have heard the good word and bust out a bible. Convince them they need God in their life and you have the key to their salvation. Work on this for a few weeks and ask them to spread the word to their other female friends, slowly building your congregation. Next you need to choose some name for your religion, something like The Followship of God, then hire out a community hall for like a few hours once a week.

Start getting your congregation to turn up once a week early Sunday morning and once it's big enough (you should be aiming at least 30 women, partners who cares, you're there for the women) you drop the concept of tithing, 10% of their income (gross) to help grow the Followship to save more souls. Now you're shooting for an income of $8,000 - $15,000 a week. Now onto the private bible studies each night of the week with each of these 30 women (February gets dicey) offering personal salvation through the practice of 'cleansing' through the 'bone of christ' or some other bs.

The next steps get a bit more complicated as you need more trusted guys to start their own franchise of Followship of God kicking up their tithing to you at around 20%, once the ball starts rolling things can get out of hand quickly.

Good luck and god speed.

[woodcock]

How do you start the conversation with girls at the gym, there is this hottie that I want to talk to but I am a chicken shit 😂

[Punt2Win]

Mate you're thinking too small.

Once you know they're interested you need to take them somewhere private and ask them if they have heard the good word and bust out a bible. Convince them they need God in their life and you have the key to their salvation. Work on this for a few weeks and ask them to spread the word to their other female friends, slowly building your congregation. Next you need to choose some name for your religion, something like The Followship of God, then hire out a community hall for like a few hours once a week.

Start getting your congregation to turn up once a week early Sunday morning and once it's big enough (you should be aiming at least 30 women, partners who cares, you're there for the women) you drop the concept of tithing, 10% of their income (gross) to help grow the Followship to save more souls. Now you're shooting for an income of $8,000 - $15,000 a week. Now onto the private bible studies each night of the week with each of these 30 women (February gets dicey) offering personal salvation through the practice of 'cleansing' through the 'bone of christ' or some other bs.

The next steps get a bit more complicated as you need more trusted guys to start their own franchise of Followship of God kicking up their tithing to you at around 20%, once the ball starts rolling things can get out of hand quickly.

Good luck and god speed.

Definitely one of the best posts on this site ever.

[Punt2Win]

How do you start the conversation with girls at the gym, there is this hottie that I want to talk to but I am a chicken shit ��

If they want you to talk to them they'll drop you all the hints and signals. If you don't get any of these vibes then it may not go well if you go ahead anyway.

[justincase]

Mate you're thinking too small.

Once you know they're interested you need to take them somewhere private and ask them if they have heard the good word and bust out a bible. Convince them they need God in their life and you have the key to their salvation. Work on this for a few weeks and ask them to spread the word to their other female friends, slowly building your congregation. Next you need to choose some name for your religion, something like The Followship of God, then hire out a community hall for like a few hours once a week.

Start getting your congregation to turn up once a week early Sunday morning and once it's big enough (you should be aiming at least 30 women, partners who cares, you're there for the women) you drop the concept of tithing, 10% of their income (gross) to help grow the Followship to save more souls. Now you're shooting for an income of $8,000 - $15,000 a week. Now onto the private bible studies each night of the week with each of these 30 women (February gets dicey) offering personal salvation through the practice of 'cleansing' through the 'bone of christ' or some other bs.

The next steps get a bit more complicated as you need more trusted guys to start their own franchise of Followship of God kicking up their tithing to you at around 20%, once the ball starts rolling things can get out of hand quickly.

Good luck and god speed.

It’s been done many times before and unless he’s willing to grow a beard like the Bhagwan it ain’t happening.

He’s better off studying hypnosis and testing my hypothesis on something easy like a chicken or a tweety bird, then move on to higher intellect species.

[schloong]

You bastards are just too funny!!!! lmfaooooo!

[Kiki kong]

Mate you're thinking too small.

Once you know they're interested you need to take them somewhere private and ask them if they have heard the good word and bust out a bible. Convince them they need God in their life and you have the key to their salvation. Work on this for a few weeks and ask them to spread the word to their other female friends, slowly building your congregation. Next you need to choose some name for your religion, something like The Followship of God, then hire out a community hall for like a few hours once a week.

Start getting your congregation to turn up once a week early Sunday morning and once it's big enough (you should be aiming at least 30 women, partners who cares, you're there for the women) you drop the concept of tithing, 10% of their income (gross) to help grow the Followship to save more souls. Now you're shooting for an income of $8,000 - $15,000 a week. Now onto the private bible studies each night of the week with each of these 30 women (February gets dicey) offering personal salvation through the practice of 'cleansing' through the 'bone of christ' or some other bs.

The next steps get a bit more complicated as you need more trusted guys to start their own franchise of Followship of God kicking up their tithing to you at around 20%, once the ball starts rolling things can get out of hand quickly.

Good luck and god speed.

Oh man, certainly possible LOL. But id rather not be the featured on "60 minutes" on a Sunday evening. Bring exposed as sexual cult, going down on history as one Australia's biggest degenerate lmaooo

[Kiki kong]

How do you start the conversation with girls at the gym, there is this hottie that I want to talk to but I am a chicken shit 😂

What I did with the Korean girl was when we were both stretching. She was obviously more flexible, so my first comment was "you make stretching look too easy" then that would be a good way to start your convo.

It would certainly help, that you dont have creep vibe going on. So the convo can be more interactive rather than one sided.

[hornedbeast]

They both want it bad. You might need to book in for a hair cut!

[Wlso]

How do you start the conversation with girls at the gym, there is this hottie that I want to talk to but I am a chicken shit 😂

Just match their exercise and ask for form tips. I’m sure you’ll master hip thrusts in no time

[keebab]

I feel like this is going to blow up in your face.

But you seem committed, so lets all enjoy the carnage.

[HiredGoon]

There's another step i could take, that would be to bang them and change gyms lol

Do it dude! Lol!

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

cool story bruh

[I_luv_doggie.]

I would ask those 2 ladies themselves actually what they would recommend - but of course only asking for a friend…..

[Niceguy11]

Fucking great question.... the thing is my missus's now comes from a really really well of family. Basically it gone be mine also eventually

I'm hoping these girls at the gym are your typical ABG's bro.

Korean woman are hot. There is a Korean chick that trains at my gym who looks similar to Stella from h2h. Skinny, b cups, short except this chick has blonde hair. I'm certain she is a Korean born Australian as well.

Just go for it bro. Yeah its probably cheating but who doesn't cheat these days. I know plenty of married woman who regularly go out with other guy friends.

[bistro]

If they want you to talk to them they'll drop you all the hints and signals. If you don't get any of these vibes then it may not go well if you go ahead anyway.

You guys are lucky... when i was younger and go to gym often, my body looks great, but only attract gay guys saying my body is sexy and where do i go after this....

If i only know what type of men's body that attract gym girls back then, as gym girls are my only fantasy that i havent fucked yet... and im turning 55 soon...

[GoldfishMan]

I'm hoping these girls at the gym are your typical ABG's bro.

Korean woman are hot. There is a Korean chick that trains at my gym who looks similar to Stella from h2h. Skinny, b cups, short except this chick has blonde hair. I'm certain she is a Korean born Australian as well.

Just go for it bro. Yeah its probably cheating but who doesn't cheat these days. I know plenty of married woman who regularly go out with other guy friends.

Korean born Australian?

[hornedbeast]

Love how she belittles the simp by introducing him to men she will soon fuck!

[Niceguy11]

Korean born Australian?

Ahhh shit. My mistake. I was meant to say Australian born Korean.

[GoldfishMan]

Ahhh shit. My mistake. I was meant to say Australian born Korean.

Lolll all good bro. I was gonna ask how do you even spot them? 😂

[Kiki kong]

Update

So the Korean girl isn't looking for a relationship as she came out of a 13 year long one. So she not after anything serious, she dated other Asian enthnicties one of them same as me. I can sense she thinks im a player but I obviously say that im not. I dont regard myself as one honestly. Going to RnT or FS shops is not being a player lol.

She lives a rather boring life, work, dogs and gym life. A bit of an introvert from what I sense. Ill continue chipping away, might see if she wants to do a reformer pilates class together lmaoooo

[Kiki kong]

You guys are lucky... when i was younger and go to gym often, my body looks great, but only attract gay guys saying my body is sexy and where do i go after this....

If i only know what type of men's body that attract gym girls back then, as gym girls are my only fantasy that i havent fucked yet... and im turning 55 soon...

The Korean girl said that girls these days prefer dad bods. I guessing a well built dude with a solid frame, some decent muscle. Doesn't need to have visible abs but still tries to stay in shape. I asked why is that? She said girls see dad bobs as sexy since they aren't too strict and can eat, drink comfortably. Im not saying be a fat obese cunt but comfortable without looking disgusting

[Kiki kong]

Love how she belittles the simp by introducing him to men she will soon fuck!

Broo! I felt kinda bad for the dude. I just ignored him too when she smiles at me. It looks like it doesn't even faze him one bit lol

[Kiki kong]

I'm hoping these girls at the gym are your typical ABG's bro.

Korean woman are hot. There is a Korean chick that trains at my gym who looks similar to Stella from h2h. Skinny, b cups, short except this chick has blonde hair. I'm certain she is a Korean born Australian as well.

Just go for it bro. Yeah its probably cheating but who doesn't cheat these days. I know plenty of married woman who regularly go out with other guy friends.

Yea this Korean one has blonde hair as well. Shes so sexy honestly, im so tempted to visit her at her work, but its also too close to one my businesses. I dont really want her to know so much about me

[DawnX]

Update

So the Korean girl isn't looking for a relationship as she came out of a 13 year long one. So she not after anything serious, she dated other Asian enthnicties one of them same as me. I can sense she thinks im a player but I obviously say that im not. I dont regard myself as one honestly. Going to RnT or FS shops is not being a player lol.

She lives a rather boring life, work, dogs and gym life. A bit of an introvert from what I sense. Ill continue chipping away, might see if she wants to do a reformer pilates class together lmaoooo

I think she might sense you as a player because you said you have a missus but still flirting and making her laugh lol. I know it can’t be help for men to do that. If she’s an introvert, I reckon it would fast track your progress if you have other common interest or hobby. If not, consistently communication like what you did here will probably deliver you to your goal. Good luck and I hope you’re gonna get it brother

[HiredGoon]

Update

So the Korean girl isn't looking for a relationship as she came out of a 13 year long one. So she not after anything serious, she dated other Asian enthnicties one of them same as me. I can sense she thinks im a player but I obviously say that im not. I dont regard myself as one honestly. Going to RnT or FS shops is not being a player lol.

She lives a rather boring life, work, dogs and gym life. A bit of an introvert from what I sense. Ill continue chipping away, might see if she wants to do a reformer pilates class together lmaoooo

What a ho! She wants it dude!!

[GoldfishMan]

Update

So the Korean girl isn't looking for a relationship as she came out of a 13 year long one. So she not after anything serious, she dated other Asian enthnicties one of them same as me. I can sense she thinks im a player but I obviously say that im not. I dont regard myself as one honestly. Going to RnT or FS shops is not being a player lol.

She lives a rather boring life, work, dogs and gym life. A bit of an introvert from what I sense. Ill continue chipping away, might see if she wants to do a reformer pilates class together lmaoooo

So what's your definition of a "player" if you don't think of yourself as a player?

[HiredGoon]

So what's your definition of a "player" if you don't think of yourself as a player?

He’s just an everyday dude in a relationship who thinks girls wanna fuck him because they wear gym gear at the gym and then keeps dudes on a punting forum updated about his lack of progress with them but that they are definitely hoes and want it bad!

[ColesBag]

When in doubt, fuck.

[Danny Dabbles]

Update

So the Korean girl isn't looking for a relationship as she came out of a 13 year long one. So she not after anything serious, she dated other Asian enthnicties one of them same as me. I can sense she thinks im a player but I obviously say that im not. I dont regard myself as one honestly. Going to RnT or FS shops is not being a player lol.

She lives a rather boring life, work, dogs and gym life. A bit of an introvert from what I sense. Ill continue chipping away, might see if she wants to do a reformer pilates class together lmaoooo

Sounds like you're in bro

[Double_Adapter]

So what's your definition of a "player" if you don't think of yourself as a player?

Bllokes in this joint often confuse the term Player with Punter.

Sex:
A player talks his way into the bedroom. A punter pays his way in.

Payment:
A player pays with time, effort and emotions. A punter pays with cash, and convenience (and sonetimes with emotions).

Climax:
A punter is guaranteed an orgasm. A player is not.

ROI:
For a punter the ROI is 1hr. A player the ROI is weeks or months.

Eating Out:
A player hunts in the wild, sometimes catches, but often goes home hungry. A punter orders off the menu and always gets exactly what he ordered.

Risks:
A player risks rejection, blue balls, and friend zoned as a "nice guy". A punter risks post nut clarity, catching feelings for a pro, and labelled as a "simp".

Appearance:
A player looks like Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth. A punter is generally an old, bald, fat farang.