Roydemeo
07-11-2025, 11:43 AM
Massage @ Bondi junction, Upstairs suite 1, 408 Oxford st
Damage: $150 FS
Was in the area and thought if I can get a park in this nightmare of an area I will stop by an old cum den and see if it is still operating.
Sure enough, the fuck gods granted me a parking spot and off I went.
Entry is right on the main drag but it is so busy there no one is paying attention and seeing as the entrance is shared by two other premises (accountant and an alterations shop) gaining access to the joint is actually fairly discreet.
However, once you are inside that hallowed staircase, walking up towards the internal door that says massage above it anyone else thats in there will know where you’re going.
I rang the bell and the lady let me in. It is a very small joint, basically two rooms. As soon as you enter through the door the massage table is right there.
She (Chinese milf, C size fake rack, probably early 50s) closed the door behind me and I noticed the back of the door had sound proofing material on it like in a recording studio which was a bit different. Obviously dontwant to distract the accountants a few metres away with the sound of squealing milfs..
As per my standard MO I asked how much for handjob..things got a bit weird/ackward here. She wanted $150, I said that’s too much just for a quick HJ, I asked if I can fuck her tits, she said ok. But wouldn’t budge on the $150 price, and started telling me how the boss takes half etc
I went to leave and she gave in and said ok $100, $100 you take off clothes now
She disappeared into the other room and I was standing there thinking now I am going to get some lacklustre regretful handjob and its going to be an average time.
When she came back I slipped out another pineapple and just said here ok $150 it is.
She said ok pow pow? And pointed at her pussy. Assuming this meant sex Im like ok we are on here.
She lubes my cock up and starts stroking me, pulls her big fake tits out and im squeezing them. She is jerking me pretty quick with a good technique, ole lady here is clearly an experienced cock smith and trying to make me bust but im thinking when does the sex part start? She had also pulled up her mini dress and had her pussy exposed. I asked if I could shoot on her face and she said no cos of make up (they always say that) and so I thought ok fuck it I will just fuck/blow on her tits. She lay back on the table and kept stroking my cock as it was like 50mm above her shaved pussy.
Then had the Thought that maybe I will just shoot a load over it and she must have read my mind and she goes sex? No sex? (Im thinking huh what?) Get condom!
She points to this scrunched up pile of tissues but inside it was a hidden dom. She wraps it onto me and I slide in.
Very tight!
I started pumping away holding onto her big tits like she was some blow up doll fucktoy which I guess she actually was.
She started to tweak my nipples one with each hand like she was trying to tune in a radio signal back to Saigon in the war which got a bit annoying.
I leaned in closer and pumped away and quickly blew a big load.
Good pussy huh? Very tight huh?
I concurred that it was tight and also clean. Shaved with a tattoo next to it.
She told me she always works Friday so come back and see her then.
Bit of a weird one but it ended up okay and pumping a tight pussy holding onto some fake tits in a soundproof room was an alright start to my Friday.
Damage: $150 FS
Was in the area and thought if I can get a park in this nightmare of an area I will stop by an old cum den and see if it is still operating.
Sure enough, the fuck gods granted me a parking spot and off I went.
Entry is right on the main drag but it is so busy there no one is paying attention and seeing as the entrance is shared by two other premises (accountant and an alterations shop) gaining access to the joint is actually fairly discreet.
However, once you are inside that hallowed staircase, walking up towards the internal door that says massage above it anyone else thats in there will know where you’re going.
I rang the bell and the lady let me in. It is a very small joint, basically two rooms. As soon as you enter through the door the massage table is right there.
She (Chinese milf, C size fake rack, probably early 50s) closed the door behind me and I noticed the back of the door had sound proofing material on it like in a recording studio which was a bit different. Obviously dontwant to distract the accountants a few metres away with the sound of squealing milfs..
As per my standard MO I asked how much for handjob..things got a bit weird/ackward here. She wanted $150, I said that’s too much just for a quick HJ, I asked if I can fuck her tits, she said ok. But wouldn’t budge on the $150 price, and started telling me how the boss takes half etc
I went to leave and she gave in and said ok $100, $100 you take off clothes now
She disappeared into the other room and I was standing there thinking now I am going to get some lacklustre regretful handjob and its going to be an average time.
When she came back I slipped out another pineapple and just said here ok $150 it is.
She said ok pow pow? And pointed at her pussy. Assuming this meant sex Im like ok we are on here.
She lubes my cock up and starts stroking me, pulls her big fake tits out and im squeezing them. She is jerking me pretty quick with a good technique, ole lady here is clearly an experienced cock smith and trying to make me bust but im thinking when does the sex part start? She had also pulled up her mini dress and had her pussy exposed. I asked if I could shoot on her face and she said no cos of make up (they always say that) and so I thought ok fuck it I will just fuck/blow on her tits. She lay back on the table and kept stroking my cock as it was like 50mm above her shaved pussy.
Then had the Thought that maybe I will just shoot a load over it and she must have read my mind and she goes sex? No sex? (Im thinking huh what?) Get condom!
She points to this scrunched up pile of tissues but inside it was a hidden dom. She wraps it onto me and I slide in.
Very tight!
I started pumping away holding onto her big tits like she was some blow up doll fucktoy which I guess she actually was.
She started to tweak my nipples one with each hand like she was trying to tune in a radio signal back to Saigon in the war which got a bit annoying.
I leaned in closer and pumped away and quickly blew a big load.
Good pussy huh? Very tight huh?
I concurred that it was tight and also clean. Shaved with a tattoo next to it.
She told me she always works Friday so come back and see her then.
Bit of a weird one but it ended up okay and pumping a tight pussy holding onto some fake tits in a soundproof room was an alright start to my Friday.