I need a distraction !

[zacsuck]

This weekend after whating all thises cute young things in the near not even there gear, I got a hankering...

I am loooking for a really petite lady, tits no larger than a-cups, actually the flatter the better.
height, well the shorter the better.
weight, rakish, thats as skinny as.
age >= 18 (they gotta be legal). but any older age will do if they look fine.


I realise this is going to cost me a bomb in a brothel somewhere, but its my current hankering.

Oh, preferably NOT Japanese.

Yes I am a dirty man, last time I got this hankering, I ended up fucking a neighbours wife (the husband was watching), but I have since moved and they a too far to hookup with.

Any suggestions ?

(ok the neighbours wife was cool, she also had a natural bush which made her even yummier)

[bobbybrown]

Getting pretty close to jail time there buddy.

[bummer]

Getting pretty close to jail time there buddy.

read what was written and he specifies "they gotta be legal". that aint anywhere near jail time

[bobbybrown]

read what was written and he specifies "they gotta be legal". that aint anywhere near jail time

It's a slippery slope.

The fact is, if that disclaimer wasn't put in there, it would be difficult to explain in court.

[rubit moore]

He can’t even spell legal for a start. Only place this’ll cost him a bomb is in court trying to explain his way out before he gets some quality shower time with the inmates. Pass the soap Zac.

[andrewv]

This is the kind of post that could bring trouble to this site and people who post on it. Even when the word legal is correctly spelled or misspelled as "leagal".

The administrator of aus99forum.com should really delete this thread for everyone's good.

[11Bravo]

age >= 18 (they gotta be leagal). but any age will do if they look fine.
Going to have to go with andrewv on this. Have read this several times, and that "but" seems to be open to interpretation, especially given the preceding period (even a comma would give me pause).

And have to agree with rubit moore:
"Well, officer, I TOLD him NO, but he wouldn't listen, wouldn't stop. Yes, I will press charges." That's why older punters are safer, we have more to lose if there's a problem, so prefer to avoid complications.

[LostShadow]

Yeah mate, best keep this fantasy to yourself I reckon. The post really doesn't read well as mentioned by 11Bravo above, that phrasing is suspicious at minimum.

[bobbybrown]

read what was written and he specifies "they gotta be legal". that aint anywhere near jail time


Zacksuck and Bummer. Straight to jail, do not pass go.

This is definitely not ok.