Discrete punting checklist

[t12349876t]

There's been a few posts over the years for how to punt without partner finding out etc. Now ignoring the ethics of it all, this would be my list. Let me know what you'd add/ignore.

1. Play safe, no bbfs, no bbbj, daty, etc.
2. Get tested every few months
3. Private account on phone with different number
4. No punting in your suburb or next one over
5. Be aware of who might see you where you do go and have plausible reason for being in that area
6. Shower after and watch for smells on clothes
7. No punting on your main commute line (ie not your train or bus to work route)
8. Cash only. Use cashback at places you'd shop anyway.
9. Be mindful of location tracking. Turn off before you go.

#7 feels paranoid, but if it's your commute line who's to say it isn't your ml line. Last thing I'd want is a daily run in to have to avoid.

Thoughts?

[AHLUNGOR]

There's been a few posts over the years for how to punt without partner finding out etc. Now ignoring the ethics of it all, this would be my list. Let me know what you'd add/ignore.

1. Play safe, no bbfs, no bbbj, daty, etc.
2. Get tested every few months
3. Private account on phone with different number
4. No punting in your suburb or next one over
5. Be aware of who might see you where you do go and have plausible reason for being in that area
6. Shower after and watch for smells on clothes
7. No punting on your main commute line (ie not your train or bus to work route)

#7 feels paranoid, but if it's your commute line who's to say it isn't your ml line. Last thing I'd want is a daily run in to have to avoid.

Thoughts?

Good post.

Safety first is always great, even just for your own health.

Not sure about the private account on phone with different number, how does this work ? please explain. Also, if your phone number is out there, how do you stop it from ringing and stop solicitation messages ?

Not to be seen is a discipline, let's be very careful out there.

Have to be careful with showering too, you can't be smelling too fresh or with the scent of the body wash on you, it may go on to your undies too. just a word of warning. if you have a laundry basket in your bathroom, move your after punt undies to the bottom of the dirty clothes.

For all those RnT punters where you don't have a shower after happy endings, when you put your undies on, wrap some tissue around your dick to avoid your residual cum getting on to your undies too. Once, you have a pee, it would clear the evidence............haha, can't be too careful.

Also with RnT sessions, be aware of the ML's perfume or heavily scented deodorant stay on to your body. Lipstick anywhere on you will be a deadly sin.

Use CASH only ! EVER !

Happy safe punting.


Cheers

[funseeker78]

Good post.

Safety first is always great, even just for your own health.

Not sure about the private account on phone with different number, how does this work ? please explain. Also, if your phone number is out there, how do you stop it from ringing and stop solicitation messages ?

Not to be seen is a discipline, let's be very careful out there.

Have to be careful with showering too, you can't be smelling too fresh or with the scent of the body wash on you, it may go on to your undies too. just a word of warning. if you have a laundry basket in your bathroom, move your after punt undies to the bottom of the dirty clothes.

For all those RnT punters where you don't have a shower after happy endings, when you put your undies on, wrap some tissue around your dick to avoid your residual cum getting on to your undies too. Once, you have a pee, it would clear the evidence............haha, can't be too careful.

Also with RnT sessions, be aware of the ML's perfume or heavily scented deodorant stay on to your body. Lipstick anywhere on you will be a deadly sin.

Use CASH only ! EVER !

Happy safe punting.


Cheers

As usual Ahlungor delivers a masterpiece. Agree with everything.

I would also add to turn off data to stop monitoring your location or next best thing is to turn off location tracking

[t12349876t]

It's different depending whether you're on apple or android (and varies depending what android you have).

But most phones have a private space where you login through a different means to your normal, or different pin. It's either an entirely different profile or it unlocks apps that aren't normally visible. Ie you can put a secondary WhatsApp or WeChat in the private space and you don't get any notifications unless the space is opened.

For calls and texts it's different as the SIM is always active. I don't call places unless I block my number so no one has the number. The number that appears on WhatsApp is a very old SIM I have kept active for data only. Once registered I didn't need the SIM and chucked it.

[Jedimaster42]

I am single so there is no need for me to be careful about scent from a ML.

Happy to punt in my new area as nobody knows me but if I am to punt in my own community I would ensure it’s only for a regular and not a random punt. Winter months to wear a hoody and must be back entrance.

On a side note, It’s important to always pay by cash (cheaper as no surcharge fees) but it also saves you from paying extras to the girl via PayID as you give your identity away and find out theirs. I normally have a quick stalk of the girls on their social media then block them just in rare case they search me up.

[andrewv]

Most phones today let you have more than one eSIM active. However, it gets too complicated because paying for the second "secret" number cannot be done using cash, so your wife/partner can accidentally discover the deduction on your credit card statement.

It is far better not to get too friendly with any WL/ML or shop, so they do not text or call you. You can mute numbers, too, and not store their numbers in your contact list.

Also, delete their number from your calling list after each call.

As mentioned above, never, ever pay using a credit/debit card. Always pay in cash.

Some of you already know that banks monitor customers and where they spend their money, and all banks have a habit of "debanking" risky clients.
I know of banks that debank (cancel accounts) when they detect potential gambling habits (even though gambling is legal) or regular money transfers to overseas accounts to "girlfriends" in Thailand or the Philippines, etc. If you get debanked, banks never tell you why. They have no obligation to tell.

The government wants to eliminate cash so it can monitor everything. China has done this already. Let's enjoy the anonymity of cash while it lasts.

[t12349876t]

Great additions, added them to the original post

[Rookiestones]

There's been a few posts over the years for how to punt without partner finding out etc. Now ignoring the ethics of it all, this would be my list. Let me know what you'd add/ignore.

1. Play safe, no bbfs, no bbbj, daty, etc.
3. Private account on phone with different number
4. No punting in your suburb or next one over
5. Be aware of who might see you where you do go and have plausible reason for being in that area
6. Shower after and watch for smells on clothes
7. No punting on your main commute line (ie not your train or bus to work route)
8. Cash only. Use cashback at places you'd shop anyway.
9. Be mindful of location tracking. Turn off before you go.

#7 feels paranoid, but if it's your commute line who's to say it isn't your ml line. Last thing I'd want is a daily run in to have to avoid.

Thoughts?
1. I would also include all forms of kissing
3. Private browsers. There are many internet browsers (apps) such as duckduckgo, Vivaldi, opera, tor, brave.. I get into the practice of A. Not closing the browser/app on the last website viewed which could be this forum, shop roster/website or even porn site, B. I always close by opening a new fresh browser as another layer so if Mrs opens browser one day the default is a blank page (who knows it might be enough to deflect or at least by some extra seconds), C. To be safe, I close down the app at the end of browsing session. NOTE: for any forums or sites where you have a log in, resist the convience of automatic sign in as this is your last line of defence if partner manages to somehow get this far.
4/5. Always prepare and have ready a plausible reason. If required, call a very trusted mate who understands the assignment (activate bro code)
6. The remedy for this is routine and conditioning. Firstly, don't greet the WL/ML with your clothes on for the reasons mentioned by AHLUNGOR. Some women are sensitive to smell/scent. To be safe, be undressed before going in or accepting a hug. That way after the session, the body odor from your clothes will hopefully mask the WL/ML transmitted scented particles. What I like to do is spray different fragrances very couple of days, mixing it up. Not just to smell good generally but to get my partner conditioned to having different smells so when I do punt, in theory it's masked and doesn't peak interest. Also, get in the habit of some form of regular exercise so that you can sweat out any perfume on your body form a punt on the day. By night when you lay next to your partner, all the smell from the punt is fully removed (the sweat from the workout clothes will also help to dampen the small from the clothes worn at the punt once placed together in the washing machine or laundry basket)
7/9. Don't forget some modern cars are traceable. So park in some area around the shop but ultimately have some plausible reason in hand for why you're even in that area/suburb if confronted. Especially if someone you know happen to see you or your car.
8. Cash. Some partners don't have access to joint back statements (which is ideal) but they also have access to your wallet when you're not looking. If you have a few hundred dollars a day before a punt, make sure you replace the same amount used back into wallet before arriving home. Otherwise, be prepared to have a plausible reason why you spent $150-$300 in one day. Can never be too careful especially when a women suspects something and starts trusting their intuition.

[speranza]

withdraw small amounts of cash when purchasing items from a supermarket to fund the punts.

go to a community health clinic for STD checks (GP visits are shown in your mygov medicare history with a numerical code that shows what the test was for, even if you have opted out of My Health Records).

choose a time of day / night when you can reasonably claim to be uncontactable.

don't search shop websites when pissed - you'll forget to open an incognito browser or forget to close the browser altogether.

[t12349876t]

go to a community health clinic for STD checks (GP visits are shown in your mygov medicare history with a numerical code that shows what the test was for, even if you have opted out of My Health Records).

I did not know about this. Excuse my nievity but what is a community health clinic? Did a Google search and the only ones I could find didn't seem to offer std testing.

[themort]

Man I was punting in my backyard and walked out of a shopping centre exit with wife and there was mamasan and ML, both of which I had boned.

AWKWARD

[themort]

I did not know about this. Excuse my nievity but what is a community health clinic? Did a Google search and the only ones I could find didn't seem to offer std testing.

In NSW at least if you try this you get a barrage of questions and unless you're sucking Chad Thundercocks's bellend you have to go to your GP

[11Bravo]

I normally have a quick stalk of the girls on their social media then block them just in rare case they search me up.

Well hell, that's not creepy at all...:startle:
Shower time :vomit:


It is far better not to get too friendly with any WL/ML or shop, so they do not text or call you. You can mute numbers, too, and not store their numbers in your contact list.
Or get a better class of provider. Get friendly so they know your situation. The ones I know, they're smart, they know, they understand. Hell, I get more messages from Weather Alerts than I do providers.

Subscribe digitally to a daily newspaper; their alerts will swamp any other.

2nd number esim. Only one sim active at a time. Swipe on, swipe off.

Try having some civilian friends...

Do your own damn laundry.

Shower when you leave, if possible. Then jog a few blocks before returning home. "Don't get near me; go take a shower."

Lastly, be SMART. If your partner/spouse is a {nationality/heritage}, then don't punt with {nationality/heritage}. Duh.

[andrewv]

Wives/partners will only catch you when you drop your guard and become complacent. Also, when you develop a regular routine like going to the same shop on the same day every week or parking your car at the same spot.

From all the stories I've heard over the last 30 years, a handful of men got caught when their wives' friends saw them walking near a massage/brothel shop. Then the wife gets a call saying "I saw your husband near Westfield Parramatta this afternoon. He didn't notice me. But I thought he hates going to shopping malls."

Another man I worked with got caught when his wife discovered carpet fluff stuck to his socks. He had a regular fling with a co-worker, and he used to go to her place (carpet on the floor).

In addition to the comments above about apps and browsers, always delete your browser history when you finish browsing any websites.

As for accidentally coming across your favourite WL/ML at the shops while you have your wife with you, simply don't make eye contact, nod or smile. WL/ML themselves do not wish to be identified or be associated with their customers outside work.

I've left the best till last: I know a man who forgot to wear his Apple Watch to work. His wife got home before him and saw it. She decided to scroll through it and an expensive divorce (he lost 75% of everything) ended that marriage.

Apple Watches are very dangerous.... they sync with your iPhone, Mac, iPad, etc.

You probably heard of the Indian wife on a flight with her husband to a holiday destination. He fell asleep, she unlocked his iPhone using his sleeping face. That too ended up badly. I think the newspaper article is still online.

[andrewv]

Qatar Airways plane forced to land after wife discovers husband's affair midflight


Woman reportedly made ‘such a ruckus’ after discovery that plane had no other choice but to make unscheduled landing

Read article here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/08/qatar-airways-plane-forced-to-land-after-wife-discovers-husbands-affair-midflight

[woodland]

this is a real spy craft. Only CIA agents can pull all of these off.

[GoldfishMan]

I am single so there is no need for me to be careful about scent from a ML.

Happy to punt in my new area as nobody knows me but if I am to punt in my own community I would ensure it’s only for a regular and not a random punt. Winter months to wear a hoody and must be back entrance.

On a side note, It’s important to always pay by cash (cheaper as no surcharge fees) but it also saves you from paying extras to the girl via PayID as you give your identity away and find out theirs. I normally have a quick stalk of the girls on their social media then block them just in rare case they search me up.

But bro... you have the Force. Shouldn't you be able to just make everyone forget that they saw you go into a shop?

[Markin]

you don't need a different phone account, just don't call or text using a phone number. use an app like wechat or similar, turn off notifications and set it to delete chat messages within a couple of hours.

hide wechat on your phone, bury it deep in your apps. in the unlikely event that she happens to stumble on it say you set it up to talk to a friend/contact from work but didn't end up using it.

if she is searching your phone that hard you are probably already in trouble anyway.

[speranza]

good advice, I didn't know wechat isn't based on your phone number. so if you get a message, but have turned off notifications, it isn't visible? My issue is with the unsolicited texts from shops like "new girl today " etc

[GoldfishMan]

Really bad idea to have a burner phone. That's a physical object that you're gonna have to hide. She only has to see the existence of it to know that something's up.

Not to mention the moment you whip out 2 phones in public everybody's going to assume the worst about you. Might as well tattoo "cheater" on your forehead, lollll...

[GoldfishMan]

Wives/partners will only catch you when you drop your guard and become complacent. Also, when you develop a regular routine like going to the same shop on the same day every week or parking your car at the same spot.

From all the stories I've heard over the last 30 years, a handful of men got caught when their wives' friends saw them walking near a massage/brothel shop. Then the wife gets a call saying "I saw your husband near Westfield Parramatta this afternoon. He didn't notice me. But I thought he hates going to shopping malls."

Another man I worked with got caught when his wife discovered carpet fluff stuck to his socks. He had a regular fling with a co-worker, and he used to go to her place (carpet on the floor).

In addition to the comments above about apps and browsers, always delete your browser history when you finish browsing any websites.

As for accidentally coming across your favourite WL/ML at the shops while you have your wife with you, simply don't make eye contact, nod or smile. WL/ML themselves do not wish to be identified or be associated with their customers outside work.

I've left the best till last: I know a man who forgot to wear his Apple Watch to work. His wife got home before him and saw it. She decided to scroll through it and an expensive divorce (he lost 75% of everything) ended that marriage.

Apple Watches are very dangerous.... they sync with your iPhone, Mac, iPad, etc.

You probably heard of the Indian wife on a flight with her husband to a holiday destination. He fell asleep, she unlocked his iPhone using his sleeping face. That too ended up badly. I think the newspaper article is still online.

Not only Apple devices. If you have an Android tablet at home and use it with the same Google account as on your phone, any reminders and appointments you create on either device will flash up on the other when it's near the appointment time.
All your photos and videos will also sync.

My solution to this problem is I use my own "code" when I need to save a reminder for punting or any rendezvous that the SO might not approve of. Something like "appointment with accountant" instead of "Ginza booking for Coco", for example.

I also do the same thing with contacts of girls including WLs/MLs/hookups/shops. I put their real names (ie the names that I'll actually call them by) but I make it look like a work contact or a harmless business and add a "prefix" to obfuscate it. This way I don't have to remember who it is on that contact, yet nobody will know who it really is except me.

[Staggerlee71]

I use my WeChat, but when I’m home I always logout so I don’t receive any massages.

[Markin]

Really bad idea to have a burner phone. That's a physical object that you're gonna have to hide. She only has to see the existence of it to know that something's up.

Not to mention the moment you whip out 2 phones in public everybody's going to assume the worst about you. Might as well tattoo "cheater" on your forehead, lollll...

my mum caught my dad cheating twice. once because he used his normal phone to call and text his gf and it showed up on the phone bill.

the second time because he got a burner phone and mum found it in his car.

i found out about the whole thing years later because he was going to use a prepaid phone overseas and i asked him if he knew how to use a prepaid phone and my mother answered 'yes, he does!' in a slightly spicy way.

[Markin]

good advice, I didn't know wechat isn't based on your phone number. so if you get a message, but have turned off notifications, it isn't visible? My issue is with the unsolicited texts from shops like "new girl today " etc

they don't send unsolicited messages, they know their business.

if you turn notifications off for any app you don't get any notifications from that app. you have to go in to the app to see new messages.

[Markin]

I use my WeChat, but when I’m home I always logout so I don’t receive any massages.

logging out is a good idea. if she finds the app on your phone you can claim you set it up for work, never used it and forgot the password.

[11Bravo]

good advice, I didn't know wechat isn't based on your phone number. so if you get a message, but have turned off notifications, it isn't visible? My issue is with the unsolicited texts from shops like "new girl today " etc


they don't send unsolicited messages, they know their business.

if you turn notifications off for any app you don't get any notifications from that app. you have to go in to the app to see new messages.
IF a shop sends me an unsolicited message, I just ask them not to. As Markin says, they know their business. As posted, you can turn off notifications for an app. If a shop doesn't listen, just block them. Blocked contacts can't interact with you. You want to contact, unblock.

Advantages/disadvantages to each method.

[GoldfishMan]

my mum caught my dad cheating twice. once because he used his normal phone to call and text his gf and it showed up on the phone bill.

the second time because he got a burner phone and mum found it in his car.

i found out about the whole thing years later because he was going to use a prepaid phone overseas and i asked him if he knew how to use a prepaid phone and my mother answered 'yes, he does!' in a slightly spicy way.

Hahah, gotta love that stuff. Parents are so lovable for being so subtle when they broach these subjects!

[Markin]

Hahah, gotta love that stuff. Parents are so lovable for being so subtle when they broach these subjects!

she wasn't broaching the subject, she fucked up. she kept it a secret from me (even tho she told my sisters). i was quite annoyed.

[Markin]

IF a shop sends me an unsolicited message, I just ask them not to. As Markin says, they know their business. As posted, you can turn off notifications for an app. If a shop doesn't listen, just block them. Blocked contacts can't interact with you. You want to contact, unblock.

Advantages/disadvantages to each method.

you can also mute chats

[11Bravo]

you can also mute chats

Thanks, didn't know. Learned something new.

[Rogerramjet123]

Thanks, didn't know. Learned something new.

Google messages app provides the same. Probably worth setting shop numbers as while the others have said good shops won't send ads but I have on a number of occasions got messages saying the girl is running late or has to cancel and pick someone else (the worst as at the popular shops most are booked).

You can also set it so you can't see these on the lock screen notifications as well.

[madness123]

Qatar Airways plane forced to land after wife discovers husband's affair midflight


Woman reportedly made ‘such a ruckus’ after discovery that plane had no other choice but to make unscheduled landing

Read article here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/08/qatar-airways-plane-forced-to-land-after-wife-discovers-husbands-affair-midflight

I think that was a theme for the pilots in some episodes of " come fly with me"

[sardon]

Samsung has "Secure folder" feature which can effectively hide many apps, files from main screen

[t12349876t]

I use my WeChat, but when I’m home I always logout so I don’t receive any massages.

I don't use WeChat as I don't trust it won't come back to bite me in other ways. I think back to when Ashleigh Madison's userbase was revealed.

Is that just me being paranoid ?

[11Bravo]

I don't use WeChat as I don't trust it won't come back to bite me in other ways. I think back to when Ashleigh Madison's userbase was revealed.

Is that just me being paranoid ?

I just figure I'm blending in with 1.5 billion people...

[crum]

Use wechat just log out of it and delete the app when you go home is usually what I'd do

[blackm0nk]

Kinda seems geared towards those who are cheating on their partners lol. #cheaterproblems