Farting while receiving BBBJ

[Vegopus]

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

[yunglean]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Punt2Win]

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

It'll probably be on the 6pm news tonight. So you have about 3 hours left to leave the country.

[mrleong]

LOL. Surely taking the piss right?

Was it a dry or wet fart?!?

[secret0]

They definitely gossip and share stories with each other.
Could have at least left her a tip if you're going to assault her sinuses and not apologise

[Vegopus]

Accidents happen.



They definitely gossip and share stories with each other.
Could have at least left her a tip if you're going to assault her sinuses and not apologise

[Vegopus]

It's a true story...



LOL. Surely taking the piss right?

Was it a dry or wet fart?!?

[GoldfishMan]

ROFL the worst thing is with her mouth stuffed with cock she probably couldn't avoid breathing in the fart!
Was it one of those silent killer type farts that feel hot when it comes out?? Those are the worst, lolllll

[jedibear]

ROFL the worst thing is with her mouth stuffed with cock she probably couldn't avoid breathing in the fart!
Was it one of those silent killer type farts that feel hot when it comes out?? Those are the worst, lolllllThats not a fart...thats a shit!

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[GoldfishMan]

Thats not a fart...thats a shit!

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Lol, bro, if you've eaten lots of chilli or you're "heaty" and let one rip, that's the type I'm talking about. No sound but it stinks like hell!

[Mrmax]

Can you share the ML details so I can fill you're timeslot she shouldn't miss out on any tips for the day due to this unfortunate incident 🙂

[11Bravo]

I'm biting my tongue to keep from LOL in public. Don't want to have to explain why.

OP, you do know that is an assault with a chemical weapon... Felony.

And to run from the crime scene... Cowardly. I'd have left at least a lobster. She will talk; worst thing to be known as a cheap ass... and a noisy cheap ass... your photo on the shop wall.

[johncitizen]

Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

Yes, but I doubt it goes beyond the shop.

[jedibear]

Lol, bro, if you've eaten lots of chilli or you're "heaty" and let one rip, that's the type I'm talking about. No sound but it stinks like hell!HAHAHA, yeah I get it! I try to hold off on spicy food, curries and anything too garlicky before a punt. The silent ones are always the most dangerous!

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[jedibear]

I'm biting my tongue to keep from LOL in public. Don't want to have to explain why.

OP, you do know that is an assault with a chemical weapon... Felony.

And to run from the crime scene... Cowardly. I'd have left at least a lobster. She will talk; worst thing to be known as a cheap ass... and a noisy cheap ass... your photo on the shop wall.A shitty (literally) cheap ass too...

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[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Maybe for another pineapple she’d snowball you and shit down your throat.

[jedibear]

Maybe for another pineapple she’d snowball you and shit down your throat.Add a lobster and she'll get her friend and do a reverse dubai potty party on the bloke

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[GoldfishMan]

Add a lobster and she'll get her friend and do a reverse dubai potty party on the bloke

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Make it a watermelon and she'll DD you until you let it rip, keep it in her mouth and DFK you right after.

[Double_Adapter]

ROFL the worst thing is with her mouth stuffed with cock she probably couldn't avoid breathing in the fart!
Was it one of those silent killer type farts that feel hot when it comes out?? Those are the worst, lolllll

You mean a Dutch oven ....they're the best type of farts

[GoldfishMan]

You mean a Dutch oven ....they're the best type of farts

Nah mate, that's farting under the doona. What I'm referring to is the SBD fart.

[Double_Adapter]

Nah mate, that's farting under the doona. What I'm referring to is the SBD fart.

Ahhh those ones...you need a steady diet of cabbage, baked beans, Brussel sprouts, hard boiled eggs, nuts and beer for that type of fart.

[kingwally]

You mean a Dutch oven ....they're the best type of farts

For best results with a Dutch oven scenario...pull the doona up tight so the poor girl cannot escape and then tickle her. She will have a lovely shade of green after that and will take some time to recover.

[fixatedperson]

Could have been worse, she could have been rimming you.

[madness123]

I thought i saw a girl with a brown beard running down the hallway

[Malort]

Bro I’m so paranoid about doing this. Have to make sure I don’t eat anything greasy or spicy the night before a punt.

[Vegopus]

Could have been worse, she could have been rimming you.

Exactly 💯
It's good to see all the clowns 🤡 come out.

[secret0]

Accidents happen.

If you break an item in a store, accidentally or not, you're expected to pay for it.
Sounds like you broke the girl...

[schloong]

Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe

[cplurt2]

I wonder if a wl would let you rip one while busting a nut....you think a pineapple would cover that?

[11Bravo]

Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe

Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...

[Themassageking]

You should do a blumpkin with her next time. Taking a shit while she blows you.🤣🤣

[Rogerramjet123]

You should do a blumpkin with her next time. Taking a shit while she blows you.🤣🤣

Hah, well that's a thing lol and just in case

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[secret0]

Exactly ��
It's good to see all the clowns �� come out.

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

[Hedonisticfun]

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

My worst nightmare but to my great relief to date hasn't happened but have had WLs cut one loose while trying or giving me a GS (fortunately didn't follow through haha) or whilst DATY , fortunately no ordourous smell and I just went to DFK without making a scene

[IDOTHAT]

My worst nightmare but to my great relief to date hasn't happened but have had WLs cut one loose while trying or giving me a GS (fortunately didn't follow through haha) or whilst DATY , fortunately no ordourous smell and I just went to DFK without making a scene

I have had a similar experience—digusting and left, couldn't keep going.

[schloong]

Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...

LMFAO!!!!......

[schloong]

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

And if you eat one does it taste funny? hehehe

[putsputs]

What if they fart during 69? Should I retaliate? Last one to pass out shall be deemed the winner?

[Massdebator]

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

Simple answer is yes definitely. Girls would share info on bad, weird, smelly customers.

The shop may have a designated girls room where they would share war stories.

[11Bravo]

Bold for emphasis

The shop may have a designated girls room where they would share war stories.

may? Every shop I've been in has had a break room for the providers. Even a 2 partition shop has a break room at the back. Might even be a curtain across an alcove. Have passed MANY on my way to the toilet (don't get old).

[GoldfishMan]

What if they fart during 69? Should I retaliate? Last one to pass out shall be deemed the winner?

If they fart during 69, the only good thing you can do is stick a wet thumb up that hole.

[strongboi]

haha, vengeful 69

[Jack-Jack]

them silent bombs are the worst like biohazard weapon .... i wonder if the ML there will now think twice before doing any rimming or bj or balls action

[strongboi]

it's part OHS, the WLs need to risk assess that and come up with a set of controls, eliminate, substitute etc...

[Veets]

lol
I have come close when an erotic masseuse was gently blowing cool air between my thighs haha
I did just finish pounding a hooker who was let one slip an oh boy did her stinky fart have some hang time

[GoldfishMan]

lol
I have come close when an erotic masseuse was gently blowing cool air between my thighs haha
I did just finish pounding a hooker who was let one slip an oh boy did her stinky fart have some hang time

Literally fucked the shit out of her.

[Fallinlove]

Don’t know about farting but this one time I fucked a jap girl bareback in her arsehole after I was done my shaft smelled like poop. After that I had session with Kmisha while she sucked my shaft I wonder if she smelt anything even though we gave it a good wash. What a day that was she was really horny that day super wet while I played with her clit and tease her arsehole with my shaft. She might let me put the tip in next time. Makes me horny thinking about drilling and pounding them even though I just finished my session with Jessie today. These girls really does love and worship cock. Happy punting lads

[GoldfishMan]

Don’t know about farting but this one time I fucked a jap girl bareback in her arsehole after I was done my shaft smelled like poop. After that I had session with Kmisha while she sucked my shaft I wonder if she smelt anything even though we gave it a good wash. What a day that was she was really horny that day super wet while I played with her clit and tease her arsehole with my shaft. She might let me put the tip in next time. Makes me horny thinking about drilling and pounding them even though I just finished my session with Jessie today. These girls really does love and worship cock. Happy punting lads

Sounds like you hit paydirt bro. Well done!
Serious question though. Why would you try to smell anything after doing anal? What were you hoping to find, a bouquet of roses?
Rule #1 with anal: *Never* breathe through your nose between pulling out and washing your dick.

[Double_Adapter]

Sounds like you hit paydirt bro. Well done!
Serious question though. Why would you try to smell anything after doing anal? What were you hoping to find, a bouquet of roses?
Rule #1 with anal: *Never* breathe through your nose between pulling out and washing your dick.

Yep, basically the same deal as someone who lets one rip, then immediately leans in for a quality control sniff or the bloke who drops a massive dump and then bends back over the bowl for “just one more look.” Like....what the fuck? What outcome was he honestly expecting here? Curiosity doesn’t magically turn shit or a fart into a pleasant surprise. Some things are best experienced once and then left alone without a full on follow-up investigation.

[strongboi]

Don’t know about farting but this one time I fucked a jap girl bareback in her arsehole after I was done my shaft smelled like poop. After that I had session with Kmisha while she sucked my shaft I wonder if she smelt anything even though we gave it a good wash. What a day that was she was really horny that day super wet while I played with her clit and tease her arsehole with my shaft. She might let me put the tip in next time. Makes me horny thinking about drilling and pounding them even though I just finished my session with Jessie today. These girls really does love and worship cock. Happy punting lads

wait what, was the jap girl from ginza as well?

[BobsBurgers]

I think I would literally fucking die if I did that

[Joe2004]

BBBJ + CIM + FART TO FINISH. Wonder if we'll be seeing this combo service advertised soon 😅😅