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RickyPunting
17-03-2026, 07:54 PM
I'm already cutting down on punting as NHJ now gone up to $70. Always being upsold to CBJ 2pp.
Now petrol is $50 a week more. Rates just went up. All thanks to some moron who started a war benefiting only 1 country.
Now will the ML's feel the downturn? I'm even less likely to punt when i think about what else i need to be spending on
Will punting go into recession? Will ML proceed come down?
For mine it's a definite yes i will spend less
AUSSIEHOTGUY
17-03-2026, 08:26 PM
The only think that may hinder me is the availability of high octane fuel for my ride. If 98 goes that I may as well piss in my fuel tank cos it won’t take anything else. And I sure as hell ain’t gonna pay for Uber to get me there.
I’ve been known to make my way to whorehouses in Sydney riding a pushbike in pouring downfalls at midnight. As well as walk for 1hr to nearest brothels.
So no, I don’t think it will. I fucken hope.
HiredGoon
17-03-2026, 08:56 PM
I'm already cutting down on punting as NHJ now gone up to $70. Always being upsold to CBJ 2pp.
Now petrol is $50 a week more. Rates just went up. All thanks to some moron who started a war benefiting only 1 country.
Now will the ML's feel the downturn? I'm even less likely to punt when i think about what else i need to be spending on
Will punting go into recession? Will ML proceed come down?
For mine it's a definite yes i will spend less
Stupid thing is, it’s not going to benefit any country!
woodland
17-03-2026, 09:42 PM
Australia only has roughly 30 days supply of oil.
If things get worse, expect petrol prices to keep going up.
This might be another WFH year.
ColesBag
19-03-2026, 07:49 PM
Get one of those E-Bikes, some of them have a range of 50km or so.
owei_1
20-03-2026, 05:25 AM
The P word is no longer punting for me, it's petrol!
Hedonisticfun
20-03-2026, 02:13 PM
I'm already cutting down on punting as NHJ now gone up to $70. Always being upsold to CBJ 2pp.
Now petrol is $50 a week more. Rates just went up. All thanks to some moron who started a war benefiting only 1 country.
Now will the ML's feel the downturn? I'm even less likely to punt when i think about what else i need to be spending on
Will punting go into recession? Will ML proceed come down?
For mine it's a definite yes i will spend less
Thread: Is the Iran conflict specifically fuel issue effecting your punting ?
10-03-2026 Currently I*m in regional NSW and made it through the bottleneck pass at Mount Victoria on the (not so) Great Western Highway last Friday before both directions were closed off altogether. I had planned a couple of sessions at various locations around the region ( yep , I*m back in form after a bit of a slump and a break ) HOWEVER with the uncertainty of fuel supplies in regional areas .. diesel definitetly out of stock in most servos , I*m a bit reluctant to drive and now considering public transport , buses and trains , which in practical terms limits me to larger centres for convenience. Just wondering what effects fellow punters are having , especially in the city let alone outside the metropolitan area
GoldfishMan
20-03-2026, 03:38 PM
If the worst case scenario really comes to pass, we're going to struggle to put food on the table let alone go for a punt.
People who've lived through the oil crisis in the 70s can tell you how bad it was. Let's hope that after all these years, we would've added a lot more non-middle eastern oil producers to make it not as bad as back then.
In retrospect, this whole shitshow makes Thomas Matthew Crooks look like a Messiah from the future with a holy mission to save mankind. Unfortunately he missed!
Abracadabra
20-03-2026, 04:17 PM
If the worst case scenario really comes to pass, we're going to struggle to put food on the table let alone go for a punt.
People who've lived through the oil crisis in the 70s can tell you how bad it was. Let's hope that after all these years, we would've added a lot more non-middle eastern oil producers to make it not as bad as back then.
In retrospect, this whole shitshow makes Thomas Matthew Crooks look like a Messiah from the future with a holy mission to save mankind. Unfortunately he missed!
Missed it by that much 🤌
Double_Adapter
20-03-2026, 05:43 PM
You blokes are getting fucken soft and all doom and gloom over nothin'. We’ve copped way worse and still managed to crawl out the other side alive, kicking, and somehow with still enough money for a punt. Two world wars, Vietnam, Korean, Cuban missile crisis, Chernobyl melt down, the war on terror, the “where are the WMDs" crisis, Desert Storm, AIDS, the Y2K bug that was meant to delete civilisation, 911, the 2012 “end of the world” cataclysmic events, global financial crisis, tsunamis, floods, bushfires, earthquakes, pestilences, plagues, Covid, the great toilet paper crisis, Albo becomes PM….and now we’re meant to fucken crumble over a fuel crisis? WTF!
GoldfishMan
20-03-2026, 06:48 PM
You blokes are getting fucken soft and all doom and gloom over nothin'. We’ve copped way worse and still managed to crawl out the other side alive, kicking, and somehow with still enough money for a punt. Two world wars, Vietnam, Korean, Cuban missile crisis, Chernobyl melt down, the war on terror, the “where are the WMDs" crisis, Desert Storm, AIDS, the Y2K bug that was meant to delete civilisation, 911, the 2012 “end of the world” cataclysmic events, global financial crisis, tsunamis, floods, bushfires, earthquakes, pestilences, plagues, Covid, the great toilet paper crisis, Albo becomes PM….and now we’re meant to fucken crumble over a fuel crisis? WTF!
That's BS. Were you born before WW 1, Mr DA? If you weren't, I don't think you can fucken say you "survived it" bro.
11Bravo
20-03-2026, 06:59 PM
You blokes are getting fucken soft and all doom and gloom over nothin'. We’ve copped way worse and still managed to crawl out the other side alive, kicking, and somehow with still enough money for a punt. Two world wars, Vietnam, Korean, Cuban missile crisis, Chernobyl melt down, the war on terror, the “where are the WMDs" crisis, Desert Storm, AIDS, the Y2K bug that was meant to delete civilisation, 911, the 2012 “end of the world” cataclysmic events, global financial crisis, tsunamis, floods, bushfires, earthquakes, pestilences, plagues, Covid, the great toilet paper crisis, Albo becomes PM….and now we’re meant to fucken crumble over a fuel crisis? WTF!
Agree. When people start complaining they might have to take PUBLIC ("the horror, the horror") transportation (share my space with unwashed masses), might have to walk far (across the street, 20 meters uphill) from the bus stop to the shop, might have to cut back on the prime beef (and I'm not referring to the providers) - forgetting or not knowing what it's like to be a poor student (rice+beans, ramen)... Of course, punting is a luxury that should be one of the first things to cut back on, or forgo, but ... Life's a bitch; then you die.
You want to put it in perspective? Talk to a PRC. That's ingrained across generations: occupied by a brutal foreign power (OK, "Indigenous Australians", your exception is noted), Cultural Revolution, Tiananmen Square, be a Uyghur, etc., etc. Or, just travel in the 3rd world... Not in the 5 star hotels, guided tours, but out amongst the locals... And you don't even have to go 3rd world. Holiday in Ukraine... "Incoming..."
Moving from weekly to monthly punt, or skipping a year, put it in perspective. They ain't coming thru the wire...
Double_Adapter
20-03-2026, 07:07 PM
That's BS. Were you born before WW 1, Mr DA? If you weren't, I don't think you can fucken say you "survived it" bro.
I guess watching re-runs of dads army don't count
johncitizen
20-03-2026, 08:04 PM
Two world wars, Vietnam, Korean, Cuban missile crisis, Chernobyl melt down, the war on terror, the “where are the WMDs" crisis, Desert Storm, AIDS, the Y2K bug that was meant to delete civilisation, 911, the 2012 “end of the world” cataclysmic events, global financial crisis, tsunamis, floods, bushfires, earthquakes, pestilences, plagues, Covid, the great toilet paper crisis, Albo becomes PM….
Yeah, and dont forget birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline, Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide, foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz, hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law, rock-and-roller cola wars, I can't take it anymooooore
Billy Joel for those kids scratching their head.
HiredGoon
20-03-2026, 09:19 PM
Agree. When people start complaining they might have to take PUBLIC ("the horror, the horror") transportation (share my space with unwashed masses), might have to walk far (across the street, 20 meters uphill) from the bus stop to the shop, might have to cut back on the prime beef (and I'm not referring to the providers) - forgetting or not knowing what it's like to be a poor student (rice+beans, ramen)... Of course, punting is a luxury that should be one of the first things to cut back on, or forgo, but ... Life's a bitch; then you die.
You want to put it in perspective? Talk to a PRC. That's ingrained across generations: occupied by a brutal foreign power (OK, "Indigenous Australians", your exception is noted), Cultural Revolution, Tiananmen Square, be a Uyghur, etc., etc. Or, just travel in the 3rd world... Not in the 5 star hotels, guided tours, but out amongst the locals... And you don't even have to go 3rd world. Holiday in Ukraine... "Incoming..."
Moving from weekly to monthly punt, or skipping a year, put it in perspective. They ain't coming thru the wire...
Shitty events and suffering in the past doesn't mean you can't hope for a better present and future and expect our leaders to do better.
AUSSIEHOTGUY
21-03-2026, 01:19 AM
Just paid $2.68/l to fill up 98. Cost me almost 2 punts worth.
alexgab
21-03-2026, 04:48 AM
You are FULL of SHIT.
You were not born in warn torn / war zone countries.
Australia has always been way too safe for anybody
Double_Adapter
21-03-2026, 06:09 PM
Shitty events and suffering in the past doesn't mean you can't hope for a better present and future and expect our leaders to do better.
Better?....you mean like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/dNqbBeGR0m8?si=WuCkz3mjWT9EvGmj
AUSSIEHOTGUY
21-03-2026, 06:19 PM
Better?....you mean like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/dNqbBeGR0m8?si=WuCkz3mjWT9EvGmj
LolLol. He’s one dumb little prick.
HiredGoon
21-03-2026, 06:46 PM
Better?....you mean like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/dNqbBeGR0m8?si=WuCkz3mjWT9EvGmj
Not sure what your point is? I'm not a fan of Albo. My point was that it's not a bad thing to "expect" our leaders to do better.
"It's been worse before so just put up with it," is a bullshit response that needs to be challenged.
owei_1
23-03-2026, 10:09 PM
Anyone who drives a non-electric car will now think twice about having a punt
woodland
23-03-2026, 10:17 PM
its trump and bibi's fault.
why is our media not focusing on this fact.
dewayne
23-03-2026, 11:57 PM
Few years back I got rid of the car and started using public transit as much as possible. Only had to take cabs 4 or 5 times since. If your home, work and other places are usually within reasonable walking distance to a station I highly recommend it. I get a bit of walking in, save a fair bit of cash, and have a good excuse to walk over for a punt on occasional afternoons when the trains are fucked, lol.
AUSSIEHOTGUY
24-03-2026, 10:07 AM
its trump and bibi's fault.
why is our media not focusing on this fact.
Rupert Murdoch is a supporter of Israel so that’s why.
KakeyA
24-03-2026, 10:29 AM
I have been doing WFH since July 2021.
I have a car that I bought in November 2024 and I have done like 3500 km so far.
I have a Chinese RNT place about 200M from my front door and Thai RNT place about 400M from my back door.
When I get bored of those I walk about 300M and I get myself on a bus to go into the city that gets me into any location I feel like going to.
Not spending money on fuel and using public transport is not too bad in my opinion, and I think we are all going to be doing more of that if things keep on going the way they are.
AUSSIEHOTGUY
24-03-2026, 11:11 AM
Anyone who drives a non-electric car will now think twice about having a punt
Nah I'm more concerned about there being fuel to get to the punts from a month now.
If I don't punt after 2 weeks that when things can get bad for me. I get aggressive towards others and have a potential for fights. And jerking off makes it 10x worse.
11Bravo
24-03-2026, 11:12 AM
Few years back I got rid of the car and started using public transit as much as possible. Only had to take cabs 4 or 5 times since. If your home, work and other places are usually within reasonable walking distance to a station I highly recommend it. I get a bit of walking in, save a fair bit of cash, and have a good excuse to walk over for a punt on occasional afternoons when the trains are fucked, lol.
My Opal card gets me any place I've ever wanted to go. Nice when your weekly total cost is capped. No parking hassles.
HiredGoon
24-03-2026, 04:41 PM
Nah I'm more concerned about there being fuel to get to the punts from a month now.
If I don't punt after 2 weeks that when things can get bad for me. I get aggressive towards others and have a potential for fights. And jerking off makes it 10x worse.
Sounds like you need to work on some self regulation. This shit doesn't make you alpha.
KiryuMajima
26-03-2026, 10:38 AM
I heard Albo government is thinking to add EV road “free kick” tax based on GPS mileage tracking or whatever. Getting screwed either way is like this administration is the gayest ever.
AUSSIEHOTGUY
26-03-2026, 01:56 PM
I heard Albo government is thinking to add EV road “free kick” tax based on GPS mileage tracking or whatever. Getting screwed either way is like this administration is the gayest ever.
EVs are mainly driven by fags in Sydney so maybe they will enjoy getting fisted.
HiredGoon
26-03-2026, 02:01 PM
Jesus, you're all obsessed with gays! You know what that means right?
KakeyA
26-03-2026, 06:17 PM
EVs are mainly driven by fags in Sydney so maybe they will enjoy getting fisted.
I live in sydney and for the record am not a fag but I bet all those EV drivers nationwide would be enjoying not paying through the nose, if, and I repeat if, they are lucky enough to get their choice of fuel from their local servo
AUSSIEHOTGUY
26-03-2026, 11:22 PM
I live in sydney and for the record am not a fag but I bet all those EV drivers nationwide would be enjoying not paying through the nose, if, and I repeat if, they are lucky enough to get their choice of fuel from their local servo
Maybe the government can subsidise the cost of the fuel. All the fucken taxes we pay to these beaurocratic cows who just sit around doing nothing.
Like a pack of ciggies, $4-5 max in the Middle East. Here, same packet fucken $60.
HiredGoon
27-03-2026, 12:14 AM
Maybe the government can subsidise the cost of the fuel. All the fucken taxes we pay to these beaurocratic cows who just sit around doing nothing.
Like a pack of ciggies, $4-5 max in the Middle East. Here, same packet fucken $60.
Just to be clear, you don't actually think bureaucrats are actually making money out of tobacco taxes right?
GoldfishMan
27-03-2026, 07:43 AM
EVs are mainly driven by fags in Sydney so maybe they will enjoy getting fisted.
Wrong spelling bro. It's Whorepuss.
GoldfishMan
27-03-2026, 07:52 AM
Just to be clear, you don't actually think bureaucrats are actually making money out of tobacco taxes right?
Not speaking for him, but there's an argument to be made here. They can profit out of it indirectly. Lobbying, political donations from powerful groups to reduce taxes in some areas, which forces the goverment to continuously raise taxes on tobacco as one of the ways to cover the shortfall.
TheFinger
27-03-2026, 09:38 AM
You blokes are getting fucken soft and all doom and gloom over nothin'. We’ve copped way worse and still managed to crawl out the other side alive, kicking, and somehow with still enough money for a punt. Two world wars, Vietnam, Korean, Cuban missile crisis, Chernobyl melt down, the war on terror, the “where are the WMDs" crisis, Desert Storm, AIDS, the Y2K bug that was meant to delete civilisation, 911, the 2012 “end of the world” cataclysmic events, global financial crisis, tsunamis, floods, bushfires, earthquakes, pestilences, plagues, Covid, the great toilet paper crisis, Albo becomes PM….and now we’re meant to fucken crumble over a fuel crisis? WTF!
Yeah, just went out and and did the bulk by of dunny paper. Now I'm all set for this disaster, I can focus punting again!
AUSSIEHOTGUY
29-03-2026, 05:32 PM
Get set for paying over 4 bucks a litre this time next month of there’s still some fuel left.
The US and Israel can want all the regime change the can, they can have a big gay swimming contest across the straight of whore-moose, and it ain’t gonna make a lick of difference at the bowser. You know why?
Because Iran’s got these drones. That’s why- 2 words: Asymmetric Fucken Warfare.
woodland
29-03-2026, 06:59 PM
serves the west right for thinking this Iran war will be a walk in the park.
this is what happens when you brainwash your people so hard, you end up brainwashing your own next generation.
GoldfishMan
29-03-2026, 07:00 PM
Get set for paying over 4 bucks a litre this time next month of there’s still some fuel left.
The US and Israel can want all the regime change the can, they can have a big gay swimming contest across the straight of whore-moose, and it ain’t gonna make a lick of difference at the bowser. You know why?
Because Iran’s got these drones. That’s why- 2 words: Asymmetric Fucken Warfare.
I hear ya bro. But here's the thing. The US are happy to use multimillion dollar missiles to knock down drones that cost $50k each because someone somewhere is profiting massively from it.
That's the USA for you bro. Absolutely rotten from the inside out. So rotten that you can't even tell who's the good guy from the bad guys.
ColesBag
29-03-2026, 07:34 PM
EVs are mainly driven by fags in Sydney so maybe they will enjoy getting fisted.
Retard of the week winner. Well done.
HiredGoon
29-03-2026, 08:07 PM
Get set for paying over 4 bucks a litre this time next month of there’s still some fuel left.
The US and Israel can want all the regime change the can, they can have a big gay swimming contest across the straight of whore-moose, and it ain’t gonna make a lick of difference at the bowser. You know why?
Because Iran’s got these drones. That’s why- 2 words: Asymmetric Fucken Warfare.
I'm not sure what a gay swimming contest is, but dude you will be much happier if you just come out.
AUSSIEHOTGUY
29-03-2026, 10:45 PM
I'm not sure what a gay swimming contest is, but dude you will be much happier if you just come out.
Used to bash them in the early 90's down at Fortitude Valley's New Farm Park at night. Was a great way to ge the testosterone raging before picking up the streetwalkers.
HiredGoon
30-03-2026, 01:47 PM
Used to bash them in the early 90's down at Fortitude Valley's New Farm Park at night. Was a great way to ge the testosterone raging before picking up the streetwalkers.
Classic closet gay. Have you watched the US version of Shameless? There’s a character called Mickey you might like.
AUSSIEHOTGUY
30-03-2026, 03:23 PM
Classic closet gay. Have you watched the US version of Shameless? There’s a character called Mickey you might like.
Nope. But sounds like he may be more up your alley. Both figuratively and literally speaking.
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