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Bundy Boy
18-03-2026, 06:45 PM
I was in Brisbane for a work project and was pushed for a place to visit on my way out via Tingalpa so I took a gamble on this place; knowing that if my initial impressions were poor I could simply move on to the next place. I’d not read any recent reviews on this place and the older ones weren’t that flash but it was actually pretty damned good; I have no complaint about the service.

There were two ML’s working there on the morning I visited; an extremely pretty girl in her early 20’s who I saw as I was leaving and another in her 30’s who took care of me. I had a 45 minute B2B session that started with me sat on the edge of the table in a towel discussing what was available, two minutes later she had climbed onto my lap and was gently rubbing herself against my old fella. She then rolled my onto my front for the start of massage which was full on head to toe TT; incredibly arousing. After a while she poured on warm nuru gel and began sliding over me. By the time of the flip I was pretty rock hard and she continued sliding around making sure that I was in full contact at all times. At the last she rolled onto her back; working me between her thighs with a bit of a helping hand as required until I blew. Afterwards she cleaned me up and showed me to the shower where I discovered that gel was bit of a nightmare to get off!

$200 for her plus $60 for the “massage”; I was very happy. The venue is very tired looking inside and out but I didn’t go there for the decor. Unfortunately I didn’t think to ask for her name…

bent_strings
20-03-2026, 07:17 AM
Green Bamboo was a regular shop for me, and I still go occasionally. There's often older ladies working, which I don't mind at all. They are usually very skilled and their rates are reasonable

Hero69
20-03-2026, 11:20 AM
Green Bamboo was a regular shop for me, and I still go occasionally. There's often older ladies working, which I don't mind at all. They are usually very skilled and their rates are reasonable

...and their pussy stinks (oldie odour); true story!!...haha

Bundy Boy
20-03-2026, 06:18 PM
...and their pussy stinks (oldie odour); true story!!...haha

The ML I saw put considerably more effort into her personal hygiene than you put into either grammar or spelling.

Seriously; what was the purpose of your post? May I assume it was merely a feeble attempt at humour?

Hero69
20-03-2026, 09:21 PM
The ML I saw put considerably more effort into her personal hygiene than you put into either grammar or spelling.

Seriously; what was the purpose of your post? May I assume it was merely a feeble attempt at humour?

Try to figure it out, yourself! Can't help you, if you've interests in old stinky cracks...lol

bent_strings
21-03-2026, 08:42 AM
Can't help you

Help me? Mate are you ok? Look at your post history, hundreds of insults that sound like AI and not a single review

Bundy Boy
21-03-2026, 06:51 PM
Help me? Mate are you ok? Look at your post history, hundreds of insults that sound like AI and not a single review

I wouldn’t hold out for a meaningful reply; that might be somewhat out of character. Do you remember that truly annoying twat in school who’d barge in on other’s conversations; make some snide comment only vaguely related to the topic and then burst into laughter as if he’d just heard the funniest thing in the world? In today’s parlance he’d finish most sentences with “…haha” or “…lol”.

Hero69
21-03-2026, 10:25 PM
I wouldn’t hold out for a meaningful reply; that might be somewhat out of character. Do you remember that truly annoying twat in school who’d barge in on other’s conversations; make some snide comment only vaguely related to the topic and then burst into laughter as if he’d just heard the funniest thing in the world? In today’s parlance he’d finish most sentences with “…haha” or “…lol”.

Hahahahaha...lol

Hero69
21-03-2026, 10:26 PM
Help me? Mate are you ok? Look at your post history, hundreds of insults that sound like AI and not a single review

Who cares! Do something about it, if you can...instead of visiting my history and crying over here...lol

QuietRelief
22-03-2026, 08:07 AM
@Bundy boy thanks for intel on the previously unknown shop. It's good to see now that even random visits can result in good performances.

It is always annoying to see another sweet girl on your way out. I have a feeling you want to make another work trip to Tingalpa soon, soon before she moves on.