Safest you've been catching an STI/STD?

[IDOTHAT]

Weird thread I know but I am curious.

I have read some things online that you can catch STD's from things as simple as handjobs.

I am just wondering what the safest thing you've done is that resulted in an STD. For example, a CBJ, or a HJ, or a body2body massage etc.

Trying to figure out how common it is, or if it is truly fear-mongering bullshit.

[GoldfishMan]

The other day I was walking around aimlessly when I bumped into an ex regular WL I'd seen and fucked many times raw and creampied. That was hot!
Anyway been years since I'd seen her so I went up to her and stuck my hand out to shake her hand.

BAM, as soon as our hands met, I could literally feel the STI virus went from her fingers onto my skin, pierced it, went straight into my bloodstream and I instantly knew I was farked. Wtf, lesson learnt, never shake hands with a ho!

[johncitizen]

Wtf, lesson learnt, never shake hands with a ho!

Nah, you’re just not practising safe handshaking bro. Stick a dom on each finger next time before you shake a ho’s hand and you’ll be fine.

[IDOTHAT]

The other day I was walking around aimlessly when I bumped into an ex regular WL I'd seen and fucked many times raw and creampied. That was hot!
Anyway been years since I'd seen her so I went up to her and stuck my hand out to shake her hand.

BAM, as soon as our hands met, I could literally feel the STI virus went from her fingers onto my skin, pierced it, went straight into my bloodstream and I instantly knew I was farked. Wtf, lesson learnt, never shake hands with a ho!

hahahaha.

I knew this would be the reaction to this question, but dare a man conduct a census? When did the world become so unwilling to participate in VERY SENSITIVE AND IMPORTANT research?

[endorphine7]

hahahaha.

I knew this would be the reaction to this question, but dare a man conduct a census? When did the world become so unwilling to participate in VERY SENSITIVE AND IMPORTANT research?

you are asking the wrong group of people dude
go to your local sex clinic

[IDOTHAT]

you are asking the wrong group of people dude
go to your local sex clinic

Yeah but local sex clinic spews the nonsense, we actively see multiple women so experience is more valid to me.

Regardless, just thought I'd chuck it out there, as this is what I was told by my local sex clinic and wanted to see if there are any real accounts of such an unlucky fella.

[GoldfishMan]

hahahaha.

I knew this would be the reaction to this question, but dare a man conduct a census? When did the world become so unwilling to participate in VERY SENSITIVE AND IMPORTANT research?

Must be a Trump supporter with the all caps. And I see you added your own twist with the bold and underline.
But if you ask the man himself, he would've said that's what he wanted to do but the fucking social media app wouldn't let him.

[ergoproxy]

Sooooo good.

Learned a very valuable lesson today 😂 thanks goldfish man

[Double_Adapter]

"Safest way to catch an STD” is a wild question bro. That’s like asking if a grown adult can drown in a kiddie pool.....technically it's possible, but you’ve made some truly questionable life choices to jump and splash around in a pool full of urine.

Punting scenario:
Bloke blows a heavy load on a chick's tits, hands or her arse but she didn't get a chance to wash or wipe herself clean before the next punter; who then proceeds to rub his cock between her tits, her hands and her arse; now repeat the same routine for the next 3-4 punters....at some point you'd think you're bound to catch something.

The only thing I’ve ever caught from a handjob is disappointment…and maybe some mild cock trauma; especially when the clock’s ticking and the chick suddenly switches into formula1 pit crew mode to get you out the fucken door in record time.

That said, plenty of blokes here have caught the feels for a WL and ML. Not sure if that counts but it definitely lingers longer than fucken chlamy or gono.

Real question though; what’s worse: a quick round of gono you can nuke with antibiotics, or catching the feels for a sex worker chick?

[johncitizen]

[I] Real question though; what’s worse: a quick round of gono you can nuke with antibiotics, or catching the feels for a sex worker chick?

Ahh yes, The Feels. A deadly disease if not carefully managed with a daily dose of reality.

[IDOTHAT]

[I]

Real question though; what’s worse: a quick round of gono you can nuke with antibiotics, or catching the feels for a sex worker chick?

Great question. I would argue the latter lol.

[IDOTHAT]

Must be a Trump supporter with the all caps. And I see you added your own twist with the bold and underline.
But if you ask the man himself, he would've said that's what he wanted to do but the fucking social media app wouldn't let him.

Gotta keep up with your sly metaphors and analogies somehow Mr Goldfish.

[TheFullMonty]

Great question. I would argue the latter lol.


Gotta keep up with your sly metaphors and analogies somehow Mr Goldfish.

Nothing worse than catching feelings for ML as unlike other disease which you treat quickly those feelings can take a long time to disappear 😂

[I_luv_doggie.]

I must be doing something not right.

After decades of wanking, I’ve never given myself a STD.

Small mercies I suppose.

This site never ceases to amaze me.

[HiredGoon]

Yeah but local sex clinic spews the nonsense, we actively see multiple women so experience is more valid to me.

Regardless, just thought I'd chuck it out there, as this is what I was told by my local sex clinic and wanted to see if there are any real accounts of such an unlucky fella.

What nonsense does the sex clinic spew? More than the nonsense you get from this place?

[priapus1966]

There is a mountain of information statistical and otherwise on the NSW government Dept of Health website. In 2016 the Dept in conjunction with the Uni of NSW researched in levels of infection and means of transmission of STD's.They concluded that the rate of infection of WLs was neither better nor worse than non Wl females in the population.They further concluded that promiscuous female amateurs who frequently had new partners were considerably greater risks. The researchers concluded that WLs were particularly keen on being regularly tested and had a real interest in protecting their prime asset from infection. It was also found that the risk of infection in casual M on M encounters was much higher than in straight relationships, casual or not. Subsequent annual reports have supported the 2016 research

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

thats for OP

143070

[IDOTHAT]

thats for OP

143070

hahahahaha

link for purchase?

[Scrambler]

thats for OP

143070


Hahaha can’t believe anyone would actually wear that

[bewitched]

This sort of reminds me a little of the hysteria surrounding the early days of AIDs and how you might catch it. Some swimming pools were off limits.

[Newbieguy2025]

There is a mountain of information statistical and otherwise on the NSW government Dept of Health website. In 2016 the Dept in conjunction with the Uni of NSW researched in levels of infection and means of transmission of STD's.They concluded that the rate of infection of WLs was neither better nor worse than non Wl females in the population.They further concluded that promiscuous female amateurs who frequently had new partners were considerably greater risks. The researchers concluded that WLs were particularly keen on being regularly tested and had a real interest in protecting their prime asset from infection. It was also found that the risk of infection in casual M on M encounters was much higher than in straight relationships, casual or not. Subsequent annual reports have supported the 2016 research

I question their dataset tbh.
I highly doubt japanese or vietnamese working ladies on student visas and offering bbfs and pussyslides to punters are walking into their gp's disclosing they are working as prostitutes.

Logic will tell you that a a WL having sex with 8-9 different men a day have a higher likelihood of having gonno than a regular civi.

Western WLs I have seen are generally more careful, no bbbj, checking your penis before service etc, no kissing, no bbbj etc, maybe they would have the same risk as civi's but you cant tell me jap and viet wls that most punters on this forum see dont have a higher risk profile.

[1inchguy]

I question their dataset tbh.
I highly doubt japanese or vietnamese working ladies on student visas and offering bbfs and pussyslides to punters are walking into their gp's disclosing they are working as prostitutes.

Logic will tell you that a a WL having sex with 8-9 different men a day have a higher likelihood of having gonno than a regular civi.

Western WLs I have seen are generally more careful, no bbbj, checking your penis before service etc, no kissing, no bbbj etc, maybe they would have the same risk as civi's but you cant tell me jap and viet wls that most punters on this forum see dont have a higher risk profile.

Reverse that, does punter also disclose they're seeing WL/ML?
They only see if something comes up and even then they may not be up front

Education is everything. Overseas students especially if they are new to the field dont know anything..
I have been with ladies that do thorough check on my penis to check if its clean, while some just dive in..

[Messo]

Anything you do in a brothel or a massage shop can lead to you getting a STD, but like anything in life, somethings are more risky than others. The only way to prevent getting a STD is DIY.

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[bewitched]

I question their dataset tbh.
I highly doubt japanese or vietnamese working ladies on student visas and offering bbfs and pussyslides to punters are walking into their gp's disclosing they are working as prostitutes.

Logic will tell you that a a WL having sex with 8-9 different men a day have a higher likelihood of having gonno than a regular civi.

Western WLs I have seen are generally more careful, no bbbj, checking your penis before service etc, no kissing, no bbbj etc, maybe they would have the same risk as civi's but you cant tell me jap and viet wls that most punters on this forum see dont have a higher risk profile.

Yep, stands to reason.

[17012430]

Some of the threads here lately are really garbage… there was one about farting when getting BBBJ… thanks guys good contribution

[Scrambler]

Agree
Also annoying is shops posting on old AR so they move up the list. If we liked the report we can always look up the roster. There’s a dedicated section for that

[HiredGoon]

Yep, stands to reason.

It's reasonable to think his dataset is better than UNSW's?

[Jesus666]

Weird thread I know but I am curious.

I have read some things online that you can catch STD's from things as simple as handjobs.

I am just wondering what the safest thing you've done is that resulted in an STD. For example, a CBJ, or a HJ, or a body2body massage etc.

Trying to figure out how common it is, or if it is truly fear-mongering bullshit.

You had better NEVER EVER use a public toilet if your that worried.

[garuru]

idk about STIs but DFKs will get you sick.

[Double_Adapter]

Also annoying is shops posting on old AR so they move up the list. If we liked the report we can always look up the roster. ThereÂ’s a dedicated section for that

That's a big fucken statement bro....half the blokes here couldn't find or use the search function even if their life depended on it...which is probably why shops keep bumping old ARs, just to give the technically challenged cunts, a fighting chance.

[bewitched]

It's reasonable to think his dataset is better than UNSW's?

Just do the basic math and there's your answer.
I went to UNSW & nothing surprises.

[ironmonk]

I'd be more worried about getting a staph infection from using a towel at a massage joint or budget brothel.

[HiredGoon]

Just do the basic math and there's your answer.
I went to UNSW & nothing surprises.

Weird, you'd think basic maths would be a prerequisite for statistical analysis. In the health department too :question:

[1inchguy]

I'd be more worried about getting a staph infection from using a towel at a massage joint or budget brothel.

I remember at a massage joint, face rest area despite it has the thin cover it doesnt provide full cover.
When i placed my face in the hole, it was wet and smelly.

[Tucker1]

I remember at a massage joint, face rest area despite it has the thin cover it doesnt provide full cover.
When i placed my face in the hole, it was wet and smelly.

Yep this is a big one . Conjunctivitis. Always replace the towels or cover with tissues .

[Double_Adapter]

I remember at a massage joint, face rest area despite it has the thin cover it doesnt provide full cover.
When i placed my face in the hole, it was wet and smelly.

That's fucked, bro. I used to hit up a few joints out Wolli Creek way near the international airport, but I bailed for two simple reasons:
a) absolute crime scenes left behind by the last cunt ie room smelt like a fucken council tip
b) and fuck all street parking

The whole area is littered with Uber drivers just idling around waiting for a ping, so every spot is taken. Then when it goes quiet, the cunts get bored, duck in for a quick rub 'n tug, and leave their signature stench lingering in the room or soaked into the massage table.

[Themassageking]

I think i caught glandular fever off a WL when I was about 22 years old.

[Hedonisticfun]

Weird thread I know but I am curious.

I have read some things online that you can catch STD's from things as simple as handjobs.

I am just wondering what the safest thing you've done is that resulted in an STD. For example, a CBJ, or a HJ, or a body2body massage etc.

Trying to figure out how common it is, or if it is truly fear-mongering bullshit.

sounds fanciful like the old joke that went around my school in the early 70s about crabs polevaulting off matchsticks left in the toilet. Actually had a STI test a fortnight ago and going to the doctors in 2 hours for the results plus this sore throat and nausea that I*ve developed 3 days ago (hoping this hasn*t got anything to do with it Thread:Threesome with Maroubra Milfs / GilfS Susannah and Kasey) and only the inclemate weather I experienced in Melbourne the day flying out or gale in Sydney last Friday of the airconditioned train going out West

[IDOTHAT]

sounds fanciful like the old joke that went around my school in the early 70s about crabs polevaulting off matchsticks left in the toilet. Actually had a STI test a fortnight ago and going to the doctors in 2 hours for the results plus this sore throat and nausea that I*ve developed 3 days ago (hoping this hasn*t got anything to do with it Thread:Threesome with Maroubra Milfs / GilfS Susannah and Kasey) and only the inclemate weather I experienced in Melbourne the day flying out or gale in Sydney last Friday of the airconditioned train going out West

How'd it go mate? hope all is good!

[zadam619]

i literally came in the ass and watched it creampied it out on to the mattess amongst the squirt juices. gl to the next guy using that bed!

[Hedonisticfun]

How'd it go mate? hope all is good!

SUPERB !!! Thanx for your concern IDO , just a bug apparently , he did give me a medical name for the condition but can't recall it . Just told me to get some over the counter throat lozenges , if didn't improve in 2 or 3 days to contact him again. Already improving after 2 doses four hours apart and back on solid food

[Hedonisticfun]

i literally came in the ass and watched it creampied it out on to the mattess amongst the squirt juices. gl to the next guy using that bed!

Yeah , can empathise .. have had one or two MLs squirt either by DATY or pumping or combination of both , side of massage table mattress soaked and floor all wet . Most massage places only replace the sheet on top but not the one around the head hole and the same pillow comes out for each and every punter

[scrim57]

Pussy slide from some Japanese chick, there were dried secretions round her ass. .back in 2011, Parramatta road brothel around Stanmore or one of those suburbs