Top 8 signs you may be a simp. And some advice.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Let's go. Add yours.

Numero 1 - You buy her gifts.
Hate to break it to you, but she doesn't give a shit. You not gonna get better service, or be her favourite client. Why? Cos there's blokes better looking than you, who fuck her better, and get better service out of her, for less. And have her respect.

Numero 2. - You ask for her phone number.
You want it "just in case she moves shop" - right? Or for ease of booking?
Or to text her how her weekend was? Dude, she's been sucking dicks which are bigger and thicker than yours of blokes like me who jizzed in her mouth. That's how it was. Ok.
Don't fucken text her. She does't care.

Numero 3. - You tip
You really are a piss weak simp. Alpha male stud fuckers never tip. If we like the whore, we return. That is her tip.

Numero 4 - You ask her for dinner.
I'm not even gonna bother. You're a simp non-plus-ultra. Better pay her for every hour that she could earn fucking other men.

Numero 5 - You think $280/hr is good value in Sydney.

Err wrong. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
I can guarantee you there's blokes that fuck fitter and sexier women, longer and harder for $100 an hour less.

Numero 6 - You book her for 3,4,5,6 or more hours.

Unless you fuck that long or toke, you are a needy simp. You could fuck 3,4,5,6 other women instead. Simp.

Numero 7 - You come here posting threads about 'catching feelings', marrying her etc.
Man the fuck up! The whore is out there to make money. If you need to sober up, ask her if she'll fuck you for free.

Numero 8 - You're 60 plus years old and still seeing 22-25 year old women.
You're not only a simp, but also a loser. And you look pathetic in the waiting room. The Asian women particularly from Hong Kong have a word for you "Hamsuplo" or Ham Sup Lou, a salty fish "lecherous man" or pervert. Maybe try women around your own age simp.

Numero 9 - You're one of these punters that makes bookings and/or hands over cash without meeting the women first.
Sign of a weak simp who thinks with his dick. Man the fuck up and take control.

[HiredGoon]

Let's go. Add yours.

Numero 1 - You buy her gifts.
Hate to break it to you, but she doesn't give a shit. You not gonna get better service, or be her favourite client. Why? Cos there's blokes better looking than you, who fuck her better, and get better service out of her, for less. And have her respect.

Numero 2. - You ask for her phone number.
You want it "just in case she moves shop" - right? Or for ease of booking?
Or to text her how her weekend was? Dude, she's been sucking dicks which are bigger and thicker than yours of blokes like me who jizzed in her mouth. That's how it was. Ok.
Don't fucken text her. She does't care.

Numero 3. - You tip
You really are a piss weak simp. Alpha male stud fuckers never tip. If we like the whore, we return. That is her tip.

Numero 4 - You ask her for dinner.
I'm not even gonna bother. You're a simp non-plus-ultra. Better pay her for every hour that she could earn fucking other men.
Numero 5 - You think $280/hr is good value in Sydney.

Err wrong. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
I can guarantee you there's blokes that fuck better, longer and harder for $100 an hour less.

Numero 6 - You book her for 3,4,5,6 or more hours.

Unless you fuck that long or toke, you are a needy simp. You could fuck 3,4,5,6 other women instead. Simp.

Numero 7 - You come here posting threads about 'catching feelings', marrying her etc.
Man the fuck up! The whore is out there to make money. If you need to sober up, ask her if she'll fuck you for free.

Numero 8 - You're 60 plus years old and still seeing 22-25 year old women.
You're not only a simp, but also a loser. And you look pathetic in the waiting room.

Numero 9 - You obsess over being an alpha and not a simp and rage against simps to feel more alpha. Also you bash gays because you're in the closet.

[IDOTHAT]

Numero 10 - being unable to control yourself to not fuck bareback

Risking your health and wellbeing for a women??? then starting a thread about how to control yourself??? pretty simpy bro....

[maguro]

As long as you enjoy it it doesn't matter whether you're a Simp or not.

In the eyes of the WLs or MLs you're a kind and generous man. That's what counts.

[justincase]

Q8 if you’re fit then age isn’t an issue.

For example if I’m banging a $1500ph private I’ll make sure I’m super fit and train at the gym a lot harder for three months before. That’s my motivation. For the $300ph tarts I’m more than fit enough to take any number on at once.

Some guys don’t care how they look or perform so obviously when they get to a certain age their body shows it. For them sex is an afterthought, it’s like “oh I’ll go to the brothel” there is no forward planning, it’s a totally random act and they don’t prepare their body to be the best it can be.

We all make our own choices…

[pound4pound]

Number 2 can be valuable if you like a girl so you know we’re she is working or changes shop.

[GoldfishMan]

Actually number 1 is "you think saying Numero is a cool way to say number", when all it does is make you sound like a Low-Value Hombre.

[HiredGoon]

Q8 if you’re fit then age isn’t an issue.

For example if I’m banging a $1500ph private I’ll make sure I’m super fit and train at the gym a lot harder for three months before. That’s my motivation. For the $300ph tarts I’m more than fit enough to take any number on at once.

Some guys don’t care how they look or perform so obviously when they get to a certain age their body shows it. For them sex is an afterthought, it’s like “oh I’ll go to the brothel” there is no forward planning, it’s a totally random act and they don’t prepare their body to be the best it can be.

We all make our own choices…

Training for three months and then paying $1500 per hour?? Simp!!!

[11Bravo]

Top 8 signs you may be a simp. And some advice.
Damn, just another case of SDS - Simp Derangement Syndrome. So sad. Seems that the only cure available is to grow up. And unfortunately, for some, that's impossible due to SGS (Stunted Growth Syndrome). :cry:

Would it make me a simp if I donated to the Help Simps fund? Would that be recursive?

[Wank_Somemore]

I'm guilty. I've done it all. Even if the list was Top 100, I'm sure I'll be guilty all of it too. I just laugh at this thread and continue on my ways haha

[keebab]

Numero 10 - being unable to control yourself to not fuck bareback

Risking your health and wellbeing for a women??? then starting a thread about how to control yourself??? pretty simpy bro....

When you can't stop fucking supermodels bareback for sub $200 pricing. Make sure you never leave a tip.

[Double_Adapter]

You coulda saved yourself the effort and just told the lads to watch an episode of MAFS; textbook simp behaviour on display.
If you really want the deluxe edition, chuck on a session of an Aussie Parliament seating… same energy, lotta wokeness in suits with fragile egos.

ps: the chicks on MAFS take the meaning of 'scrubber' to the next level.....just saying

[maguro]

Training for three months and then paying $1500 per hour?? Simp!!!

If someone trains for 3 months he won't be doing it to walk into a massage parlour.

He does it to win a medal for Australia in Olympic Massage Marathon.

[johncitizen]

By definition, you can’t be a simp if you’re a punter. A simp is someone who is overly subservient to a woman in order to become sexually involved with that woman. By paying for the sex, a punter happily bypasses that stage.
True simps are much too scared to pay for sex with a stranger.

[wallyworld]

cool ranking i am NUMBER 8 "I am a "simp" !

[11Bravo]

cool ranking i am NUMBER 8 "I am a "simp" !

Then I'm NUMBER 6 (aka LT outcall).
I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own."

Cue "The Animals": "It's My Life"
It's my life and I'll do what I want
It's my mind and I'll think what I want

[NC3]

you should completely ignore these kinds of threads

[Rodrigo]

Let's go. Add yours.

Numero 1 - You buy her gifts.
Hate to break it to you, but she doesn't give a shit. You not gonna get better service, or be her favourite client. Why? Cos there's blokes better looking than you, who fuck her better, and get better service out of her, for less. And have her respect.

Numero 2. - You ask for her phone number.
You want it "just in case she moves shop" - right? Or for ease of booking?
Or to text her how her weekend was? Dude, she's been sucking dicks which are bigger and thicker than yours of blokes like me who jizzed in her mouth. That's how it was. Ok.
Don't fucken text her. She does't care.

Numero 3. - You tip
You really are a piss weak simp. Alpha male stud fuckers never tip. If we like the whore, we return. That is her tip.

Numero 4 - You ask her for dinner.
I'm not even gonna bother. You're a simp non-plus-ultra. Better pay her for every hour that she could earn fucking other men.

Numero 5 - You think $280/hr is good value in Sydney.

Err wrong. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
I can guarantee you there's blokes that fuck fitter and sexier women, longer and harder for $100 an hour less.

Numero 6 - You book her for 3,4,5,6 or more hours.

Unless you fuck that long or toke, you are a needy simp. You could fuck 3,4,5,6 other women instead. Simp.

Numero 7 - You come here posting threads about 'catching feelings', marrying her etc.
Man the fuck up! The whore is out there to make money. If you need to sober up, ask her if she'll fuck you for free.

Numero 8 - You're 60 plus years old and still seeing 22-25 year old women.
You're not only a simp, but also a loser. And you look pathetic in the waiting room. The Asian women particularly from Hong Kong have a word for you "Hamsuplo" or Ham Sup Lou, a salty fish "lecherous man" or pervert. Maybe try women around your own age simp.

Numero 9 - You're one of these punters that makes bookings and/or hands over cash without meeting the women first.
Sign of a weak simp who thinks with his dick. Man the fuck up and take control.

Lol, don't you Larry Wheels?

[massageangel]

🧸 pass it round to all you top guns who need a quiet cuddle

[maguro]

Numero 8 - You're 60 plus years old and still seeing 22-25 year old women.
You're not only a simp, but also a loser. And you look pathetic in the waiting room. The Asian women particularly from Hong Kong have a word for you "Hamsuplo" or Ham Sup Lou, a salty fish "lecherous man" or pervert. Maybe try women around your own age simp.

So you expect them to go for 70 years old WLs?

This is a funny thread.

[Sinkie]

I'm fairly certain that 1-3 is quite common; I imagine most people have done it, myself included. I also only did this with MLs, never WLs.

[Doink]

Let's go. Add yours.

Numero 1 - You buy her gifts.
.......

Numero 9 - You're one of these punters that makes bookings and/or hands over cash without meeting the women first.
Sign of a weak simp who thinks with his dick. Man the fuck up and take control.

Where does not caring about all these things fit?

I have done some, not all, of the items on your list. Don't really care if I am classified as a simp by you tho.

I'm not going to articulate the basis of my apathy beyond this - you wrote the list

[Meh]

Controversial and aggressive as it may be, the OP's post touches on an important point about maintaining a degree of healthy cynicism and a clear-eyed view when it comes to personal relationships in the ML/WL context. I would even suggest that some of these views likely come from past negative experiences - perhaps being burned a few times himself.

Interestingly, just a couple of months ago I heard a similar perspective from a mamasan at one of the more popular North Shore massage shops. When talking about relationships with a ML, she dismissed the idea of developing any real feelings and noted that most of her girls either have boyfriends or husbands, and those who don't are actively looking. Her view was that if genuine feelings were involved, they wouldn't be charging money for the service.

I'm not suggesting these views are necessarily correct, but it is interesting how similar ideas can emerge from very different sides.

[justincase]

Training for three months and then paying $1500 per hour?? Simp!!!

I think it was great motivation to hit the gym extra hard. I’d paid her 3 months beforehand too so I suppose that’s also a simp trait? I call it forward planning.

[11Bravo]

Controversial and aggressive as it may be, the OP's post touches on an important point about maintaining a degree of healthy cynicism and a clear-eyed view when it comes to personal relationships in the ML/WL context. I would even suggest that some of these views likely come from past negative experiences - perhaps being burned a few times himself.

Interestingly, just a couple of months ago I heard a similar perspective from a mamasan at one of the more popular North Shore massage shops. When talking about relationships with a ML, she dismissed the idea of developing any real feelings and noted that most of her girls either have boyfriends or husbands, and those who donÂ’t are actively looking. Her view was that if genuine feelings were involved, they wouldnÂ’t be charging money for the service.

IÂ’m not suggesting these views are necessarily correct, but it is interesting how similar ideas can emerge from very different sides.
I'd say generally true, although I've known a couple of widows (Occupational Safety departments rather small, no government support for medical issues or insurance...) and some divorcees who were currently unattached. And I can think of several who have given up looking, content with their independence. Several have told me they are actively looking for PR entry.

[justincase]

Independence.

Once you have a high body count things never look the same. There is no attachment as the sex act, the part that binds a couple is just that, an act. You perform, hopefully she performs and that’s it.

I doubt any SW could actually love a partner.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

I doubt any SW could actually love a partner.

Totally. But look at all the simps getting triggered here lol.

[massageangel]

Independence.


I doubt any SW could actually love a partner.

I doubt any punter could love a partner ( let alone themselves )

[massageangel]

Independence.


I doubt any SW could actually love a partner.

I doubt any punter could actually love a partner


The D9 load of utter BS, misinformation and generalisation that gets put about in this and other threads . ... Is expected..

Please-share your i insights and first hand experiences on this ?

[Curious12]

In reality if you werent paying, all these girls will be acting like this to you uncs. I wouldnt be surprised if they are crying after they get home feeling dirty and filthy.
www.instagram.com/reel/DWrpLlgk79i/

[ColesBag]

Anyone who uses the word "simp" in daily conversation usually is one.

[GoldfishMan]

I think it was great motivation to hit the gym extra hard. I’d paid her 3 months beforehand too so I suppose that’s also a simp trait? I call it forward planning.
Your pants are on fire bro. Try paying any WL in advance in real life then come back and tell us what you got in the end.

[nosytt]

The fact is any man who pays for sex is a loser.

Why would we pay if we didn't have to?

Now comes the pathetic 'who is the biggest loser' on the paying for sex totem pool.

At they end of the day it doesn't matter.

We are all brothers that have learned the cheat code to accuring sex, money.

Which some would say makes us winners?

[ironmonk]

The fact is any man who pays for sex is a loser.

Why would we pay if we didn't have to?

Now comes the pathetic 'who is the biggest loser' on the paying for sex totem pool.

At they end of the day it doesn't matter.

We are all brothers that have learned the cheat code to accuring sex, money.

Which some would say makes us winners?

Right. Most incels are too upright and think they're above paying for sex with a prostitute.

[HiredGoon]

Anyone who uses the word "simp" in daily conversation usually is one.

Just like dudes who bash gays and use “fag” as an insult are usually closet gay.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Just like dudes who bash gays and use “fag” as an insult are usually closet gay.

Poofter bashing was the thing in the 80's. Was like skateboarding. Everyone did it.

[HiredGoon]

Poofter bashing was the thing in the 80's. Was like skateboarding. Everyone did it.

Ok, keep telling yourself that.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

The fact is any man who pays for sex is a loser.

Everyone pays. Haven't you got it yet.. that the cheapest is the one you pay for?

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

In reality if you werent paying, all these girls will be acting like this to you uncs. I wouldnt be surprised if they are crying after they get home feeling dirty and filthy.
www.instagram.com/reel/DWrpLlgk79i/

Yeah that's numero 8.

[justincase]

Your pants are on fire bro. Try paying any WL in advance in real life then come back and tell us what you got in the end.

She’s a blonde cauc private. Paid cash directly into her bank account. Bank teller asked “was she my daughter”? Ha.

Not the only private I pay upfront, another golden blonde cauc private, Melbourne based who comes to Sydney monthly and stays at Circular Quay.

I get them through insta. Once I friended one, I then friended all her (hot looking only)prostitute contacts. It’s more of a prostitutes and associated industry/follower network. Once you’re in with the group it becomes easy. They trust and you trust. No one is going to do anything that upsets the applecart.

You follow, you chat, you hookup. Once you get a rep (as they talk) you’re in.

These women are well known and you’ll find them attending the Adult Industry Awards so they’re not going to tarnish their business name by “shafting” a punter unless he requests it.

[Hedonisticfun]

Let's go. Add yours.

Numero 1 - You buy her gifts.
Hate to break it to you, but she doesn't give a shit. You not gonna get better service, or be her favourite client. Why? Cos there's blokes better looking than you, who fuck her better, and get better service out of her, for less. And have her respect.

Numero 2. - You ask for her phone number.
You want it "just in case she moves shop" - right? Or for ease of booking?
Or to text her how her weekend was? Dude, she's been sucking dicks which are bigger and thicker than yours of blokes like me who jizzed in her mouth. That's how it was. Ok.
Don't fucken text her. She does't care.

Numero 3. - You tip
You really are a piss weak simp. Alpha male stud fuckers never tip. If we like the whore, we return. That is her tip.

Numero 4 - You ask her for dinner.
I'm not even gonna bother. You're a simp non-plus-ultra. Better pay her for every hour that she could earn fucking other men.

Numero 5 - You think $280/hr is good value in Sydney.

Err wrong. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
I can guarantee you there's blokes that fuck fitter and sexier women, longer and harder for $100 an hour less.

Numero 6 - You book her for 3,4,5,6 or more hours.

Unless you fuck that long or toke, you are a needy simp. You could fuck 3,4,5,6 other women instead. Simp.

Numero 7 - You come here posting threads about 'catching feelings', marrying her etc.
Man the fuck up! The whore is out there to make money. If you need to sober up, ask her if she'll fuck you for free.

Numero 8 - You're 60 plus years old and still seeing 22-25 year old women.
You're not only a simp, but also a loser. And you look pathetic in the waiting room. The Asian women particularly from Hong Kong have a word for you "Hamsuplo" or Ham Sup Lou, a salty fish "lecherous man" or pervert. Maybe try women around your own age simp.

Numero 9 - You're one of these punters that makes bookings and/or hands over cash without meeting the women first.
Sign of a weak simp who thinks with his dick. Man the fuck up and take control.

Haha summarisation from a gay basher , Aussiehotguy , the real macho man . As I said before graduate school bully , Australia's Jake the Muss , bra boy or shire boy that can't have a serious relationship with white anglo saxon women and can only have gratituos sex with the finesse of a rabbit for money with Asians who have no scruples . Aussiehotguy , Paul Hogan's Arthur Dunger haha

[justincase]

Most men move on from white women to Asian women because Asian women are so much better in so many ways.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Most men move on from white women to Asian women because Asian women are so much better in so many ways.

Well said. My last cauc was in 2008 and it’s been all Asian ever since. Totally not attracted to them. Ugly big feet uggh. And so loud when they get on the piss.

[Rustyman1980]

At least some of us are Alpha
Unlike you pussy simps on here

I'm 100 fucking percent with Aussiehotguy

Goon and Hedo are two of the biggest losers in here and we know in life too.

No, raging over you simps so you grow a pair of fucking balls, it's cause weak ass losers like you this Women movement bullshit is classified typical manly men as toxic.

Aussie guy, keeping it real mate, we know we're the fucking shit and Goon bag needs to get T bagged



Numero 9 - You obsess over being an alpha and not a simp and rage against simps to feel more alpha. Also you bash gays because you're in the closet.

[tcrawford]

100% of guys paying for sex are simps including myself. But do you know what's worse than a simp? An out of shape simp.

Guys claiming to be alpha, please post your physiques so I can laugh.

[sleepy57]

After just reading this post from aussiehotguy & having a good laugh , I'm just wondering how much he pays his CARER to take him from his nursing home to indulge in steps 1 to 10 .

[Sinkie]

Most men move on from white women to Asian women because Asian women are so much better in so many ways.

Which Asian? East Asian women are no different than Caucasian women, if not worse. They're all brain damaged. Southeast Asia is where all the gems are, and it has been that way for many years. That's why it's the most popular among passport bros. China might still have some in rural areas.

[massageangel]

Well said. My last cauc was in 2008 and it’s been all Asian ever since. Totally not attracted to them. Ugly big feet uggh. And so loud when they get on the piss.

when are not on the piss...?

https://youtu.be/nb2Fe_YfHc8

[justincase]

100% of guys paying for sex are simps including myself. But do you know what's worse than a simp? An out of shape simp.

Guys claiming to be alpha, please post your physiques so I can laugh.


If punting is a mission objective and not some afterthought then it’s only right you be in your best shape.

I have women run their hands over my abs during sex so I suppose I must be fit? I have women ask me do I go to the gym? I frequently have women smile and tell me I look good. Their eyes always move down to my dick. It’s there covered up with clothes but they linger on it. They deliberately stare at it. I hardly ever return the perv on them because that would suggest I’m interested and most times I’m not.

You guys think men are the pervs, women are just as bad and they’re not ashamed to let you know they’re staring. They look you over then down their stare goes to your dick.

The last woman that looked at my crutch was an Asian lesbian, the woman before that was the instagram model. They deliberately stare always. Ok there’s a bulge but that’s how it is.

[tcrawford]

Post your physique I'll let you know if you are actually in shape.

Girls actually have no idea what a good physique is, anyone can get compliments from a girl just doing the bare minimum exercise. The bar is that low because most guys are completely out of shape. Take Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love bedroom scene when he takes off his shirt. That's 6 month newbie gains training till mild discomfort.

[justincase]

Post your physique I'll let you know if you are actually in shape.

If I can smash four women over two hours and my current best of five women over a three hour period I’d say I’m in shape.

I’m talking smashing, pounding, hard sweaty nonstop change the bedsheets not once but twice, sex. You don’t get to do that without being fit.

Like I said, I’ve never met a woman to match me, they just aren’t fit enough.

[justincase]

Post your physique I'll let you know if you are actually in shape.

Girls actually have no idea what a good physique is, anyone can get compliments from a girl just doing the bare minimum exercise. The bar is that low because most guys are completely out of shape. Take Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love bedroom scene when he takes off his shirt. That's 6 month newbie gains training till mild discomfort.


Ha you’re close and since we’re throwing out analogies a boxer/thug a month ago said I looked like Ivan Drago. I had to google it and that’s a closer look.

Now if he’s fit then so am I.

Happy?

[johncitizen]

If I can smash four women over two hours and my current best of five women over a three hour period I’d say I’m in shape.

I’m talking smashing, pounding, hard sweaty nonstop change the bedsheets not once but twice, sex. You don’t get to do that without being fit.

Like I said, I’ve never met a woman to match me, they just aren’t fit enough.

Not a bad effort.

[tcrawford]

Lots of shit talking and still hasn't posted his physique.

[jaquedm1307]

Lots of shit talking and still hasn't posted his physique.

Sounds remarkably like our mate Chadthundercock - must be very arduous having to seek so much public validation when you believe you're so close to perfect !

Though maybe you should review how you claim to treat the girls 'smashing' 'pounding' - now that's what one calls a real macho man !

PS I'm your average guy enjoying a bit of fun with punting and find my niche which suits my agenda

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Lots of shit talking and still hasn't posted his physique.

Lol. I should start a thread "Top 10 signs you may be a queer-eyed gay fag."

Dude, if you gonna ask to see another blokes physique, at least say "no-homo" lol.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

100% of guys paying for sex are simps including myself. But do you know what's worse than a simp? An out of shape simp.

Guys claiming to be alpha, please post your physiques so I can laugh.

Dude you just don't get it. 100% of guys do pay for pussy. Let that sink in.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Which Asian? East Asian women are no different than Caucasian women, if not worse. They're all brain damaged. Southeast Asia is where all the gems are, and it has been that way for many years. That's why it's the most popular among passport bros. China might still have some in rural areas.

I've had great pussy everywhere in Asia. Didn't matter where I went - Singapore, Malaysia, Cambodia, Vietnam and Thailand.

Never been to China but itd be the same.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

If I can smash four women over two hours and my current best of five women over a three hour period I’d say I’m in shape.

I’m talking smashing, pounding, hard sweaty nonstop change the bedsheets not once but twice, sex. You don’t get to do that without being fit.

Like I said, I’ve never met a woman to match me, they just aren’t fit enough.

Totally. This is exactly what its about. Ensuring their earn their pay and a punter's respect.

But most of the simps here will sit there trying to make conversation on the translator app. Numero 12- You're one of those punters who tries to engage a SW in conversation. SIMP!

[HiredGoon]

At least some of us are Alpha
Unlike you pussy simps on here



When are you guys gonna learn? If you have to self proclaim yourself to be an alpha you are definitely not an alpha.





Aussie guy, keeping it real mate, we know we're the fucking shit and Goon bag needs to get T bagged

I'm flattered Rustyballs but you're gonna have to find someone else to teabag. Nice work with Goon bag though, that gave me a chuckle.

Also if you have to self proclaim yourself to be the fucking shit, you definitely ain't the fucking shit.

[HiredGoon]

Lol. I should start a thread "Top 10 signs you may be a queer-eyed gay fag."


Do it, that'd be a fun read. I'm sure you know all the signs.

[HiredGoon]

Ha you’re close and since we’re throwing out analogies a boxer/thug a month ago said I looked like Ivan Drago. I had to google it and that’s a closer look.

Now if he’s fit then so am I.

Happy?

How many hours did you guys smash for? Did you have to change the sheets?

[tcrawford]

Lol. I should start a thread "Top 10 signs you may be a queer-eyed gay fag."

Dude, if you gonna ask to see another blokes physique, at least say "no-homo" lol.

This is exactly what an out of shape person would say. So weak and pathetic.

Look I'm not here to body shame, cause there are a lot of regular blokes with dad bods here who just want to casually punt and stay grounded. But if you guys going to start threads like this and give off alpha energy, you better be in shape and prove it. There is a reason Hollywood casts action and super heros as jacked dudes.

[11Bravo]

Sounds remarkably like our mate Chadthundercock - must be very arduous having to seek so much public validation when you believe you're so close to perfect !

Though maybe you should review how you claim to treat the girls 'smashing' 'pounding' - now that's what one calls a real macho man !

PS I'm your average guy enjoying a bit of fun with punting and find my niche which suits my agenda
My advice? Buy a program. Ole justincase was vinnie, spanky, etc., etc. You really do need a program to track all his handles. Seems he just can't resist slipping back into the old ways... Just compare his posts with Hedonisticfun for the spectrum of posts of some upper tax brackets. Free forum, to each their own style.

Like you, just an average Joe out for a bit of FUN, don't need to prove my manhood to anyone.


When are you guys gonna learn? If you have to self proclaim yourself to be an alpha you are definitely not an alpha.
Just read an article about alphas, including Nick Adams (ex SYD) and his "views". Found out that "alpha male" comes from Frans de Waal's book, Chimpanzee Politics about power struggles within a colony of male chimps in the Netherlands. "He noticed that the leaders of the chimps he studied were not necessarily the strongest or most intimidating but, rather, the ones who excelled at coalition-building. They kept the peace impartially, often by protecting underdogs when conflicts arose". The alpha males. Seems that the meaning has drifted over the decades.

And now there are RISE programs where "betas" pay 3k USD for a 3 day program where they have the opportunity to "crawl in the mud, carry heavy loads, and change their lives". WTF? You sign on the dotted line, take an oath, and they pay YOU to do that shit; AKA Basic Training.

So for the alphas: easy enough to type alpha on a keyboard, self-proclaiming your alpha-ness. So where'd you serve? And bashing gays and Indians don't count.

[HiredGoon]

My advice? Buy a program. Ole justincase was vinnie, spanky, etc., etc. You really do need a program to track all his handles. Seems he just can't resist slipping back into the old ways... Just compare his posts with Hedonisticfun for the spectrum of posts of some upper tax brackets. Free forum, to each their own style.


Just read an article about alphas, including Nick Adams (ex SYD) and his "views". Found out that "alpha male" comes from Frans de Waal's book, Chimpanzee Politics about power struggles within a colony of male chimps in the Netherlands. "He noticed that the leaders of the chimps he studied were not necessarily the strongest or most intimidating but, rather, the ones who excelled at coalition-building. They kept the peace impartially, often by protecting underdogs when conflicts arose". The alpha males. Seems that the meaning has drifted over the decades.

And now there are RISE programs where "betas" pay 3k USD for a 3 day program where they have the opportunity to "crawl in the mud, carry heavy loads, and change their lives". WTF? You sign on the dotted line, take an oath, and they pay YOU to do that shit; AKA Basic Training.

So for the alphas: easy enough to type alpha on a keyboard, self-proclaiming your alpha-ness. So where'd you serve? And bashing gays and Indians don't count.

I’m so curious about your military history

[justincase]

Sounds remarkably like our mate Chadthundercock - must be very arduous having to seek so much public validation when you believe you're so close to perfect !

Though maybe you should review how you claim to treat the girls 'smashing' 'pounding' - now that's what one calls a real macho man !

PS I'm your average guy enjoying a bit of fun with punting and find my niche which suits my agenda

I’m not chadwhatever.

Everyone has sex differently and I’m not here to bag anyone’s methods. If GFE is your thing then so be it while others do things differently.

[justincase]

Look I'm not here to body shame, cause there are a lot of regular blokes with dad bods here who just want to casually punt and stay grounded. But if you guys going to start threads like this and give off alpha energy, you better be in shape and prove it. There is a reason Hollywood casts action and super heros as jacked dudes.

There are already photos of me on several porn sites. If I was ashamed of how I look they wouldn’t be there and I feel no need to put my stats here for a forum that’s 99.99% male as I’m not here for male approval.

[justincase]

My advice? Buy a program. Ole justincase was vinnie, spanky, etc., etc. You really do need a program to track all his handles. Seems he just can't resist slipping back into the old ways... Just compare his posts with Hedonisticfun

Old ways? This thread asked for input, just like all the other threads. It’s ok to post how I have sex isn’t it? Maybe in 20 years time I’ll be doing things differently but a lot of guys do what I do but they do it overseas where it’s cheaper, like in Pattaya for example. A guy might go through 30 women in a month and it’s not that expensive.

[tcrawford]

The backpedal in this thread is crazy, no one is asking to see your dong mate. I just wanna see if you are jacked or if you look like a choir boy talking shit on the internet. It shouldn't be this hard.

[HiredGoon]

There are already photos of me on several porn sites. If I was ashamed of how I look they wouldn’t be there and I feel no need to put my stats here for a forum that’s 99.99% male as I’m not here for male approval.

What? Post links!

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

[QUOTE=HiredGoon;4019027]What? Post links![/

Please don’t.

[HiredGoon]

[QUOTE=HiredGoon;4019027]What? Post links![/

Please don’t.

Stop suppressing your feelings you hot Aussie alpha guy you.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

[QUOTE=AUSSIEHOTGUY;4019123]

Stop suppressing your feelings you hot Aussie alpha guy you.

You forgot to say “no-homo”

[HiredGoon]

[QUOTE=HiredGoon;4019154]

You forgot to say “no-homo”

No I didn't.....

[tcrawford]

It's not about male approval, it's about credibility. Absolutely anyone can sign up to this forum and make claims.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

[QUOTE=AUSSIEHOTGUY;4019227]

No I didn't.....

Well, may your gayness be famous.

[HiredGoon]

And may you make sense someday

[11Bravo]

"On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog", Peter Steiner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you%27re_a_dog

[fted]

I’m not here for male approval.

You disguise it so well though.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

The backpedal in this thread is crazy, no one is asking to see your dong mate. I just wanna see if you are jacked or if you look like a choir boy talking shit on the internet. It shouldn't be this hard.

Stop it or I'll post my photo and embarass all of you sissies.

[massageangel]

Stop it or I'll post my photo and embarass all of you sissies.

Clank squeak goes the tin man

[massageangel]

There are already photos of me on several porn sites. If I was ashamed of how I look they wouldn’t be there and I feel no need to put my stats here for a forum that’s 99.99% male as I’m not here for male approval.


Not wanting male approval - WTF? What percentage of the male population watch porn ? Lmfao

P.s you might be surprised the number of a woman who login here

[justincase]

It's not about male approval, it's about credibility. Absolutely anyone can sign up to this forum and make claims.


My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion.



You disguise it so well though.


It’s a case of “tall poppy syndrome”, apparently if I say how I do things then it’s questioned here.


Not wanting male approval - WTF? What percentage of the male population watch porn ? Lmfao


P.s you might be surprised the number of a woman who login here

Men don’t interest me and I’m not here to compete. I freely admit there is always better and I’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches. He was selected by the producer for that reason which is understandable but I never saw him perform so I cannot say having that large a size mattered. A lot of the porn you see the guys aren’t that hard or consistent. Here we are talking punting not porn. A large part of porn is shot in small segments. So would they be good in a two hour punting session with multiple women? I doubt it. Go look at their bods, they’re not in that great a shape.

Women might login but their contributions are unknown and I’m not talking about shop managers who bump threads or post rosters. I’ve been on this site for three? years and I’ve never seen one female member regularly post and what would they post about? If they stated they were female they’d get hounded by guys who don’t want to pay for sex.

[HiredGoon]

I freely admit there is always better and I’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches. He was selected by the producer for that reason which is understandable but I never saw him perform so I cannot say having that large a size mattered.

This is hilarious!

[tcrawford]

My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion.


Pitiful. This guy is not banging anyone outside of the shops. All his writing on the forums can be filed under science fiction.

[johncitizen]

My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion

Mate, every second post of yours is a flex! It’s a public forum, you can say what you want, but at least own up to it.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

This thread has been derailed by the biggest simps on the forum.

[massageangel]

He wants the credit of authority without the cost of responsibility — that’s not alpha, that’s amateur

[GoldfishMan]

This thread has been derailed by the biggest simps on the forum.

Don't think it was even on the rail in the first place. Just another pointless, throwaway thread going nowhere.

[justincase]

This is hilarious!


It’s about my life and who else am I going to tell? A handful possibly half a dozen of my friends, the ones who cheat and punt. They can be trusted to zip it.


Pitiful. This guy is not banging anyone outside of the shops. All his writing on the forums can be filed under science fiction.


It’s fiction for you because you don’t live my life, so how would you know?


Mate, every second post of yours is a flex! It’s a public forum, you can say what you want, but at least own up to it.


I call it fact not a flex. If a guy tells you he has a car that does 300kph are you going to say it’s flexing? If he were to go on a car forum and say “I have a car that makes 800 rear wheel hp” is that a flex or a fact?

It seems anyone that says anything that’s not the norm gets subjected to ridicule and scorn.

Some of the tarts know what I drive. I’ve sent them videos of me driving and when I take them out they get to sit in the passenger seat and experience. Last comment was “it’s loud”. Now that’s a fact BUT if I were to mention specifics here it’d be called flexing.

I’m only here to talk about my sex life, the women I date and punt. I’ve even tried punting at one of the cheapest places just to validate to a forum member that yes I’ll punt anywhere. Call it seeking acceptance or validation..

I got a sore throat afterwards and I never kissed her…. Now that was weird. Oh and yes she took a pic of my dick, like others have done, just to show her friends, another fact not a flex.

[ColesBag]

Don't think it was even on the rail in the first place. Just another pointless, throwaway thread going nowhere.

It's essentially another window licker convention from the usual suspects.

[johncitizen]

I call it fact not a flex. If a guy tells you he has a car that does 300kph are you going to say it’s flexing? If he were to go on a car forum and say “I have a car that makes 800 rear wheel hp” is that a flex or a fact?

It seems anyone that says anything that’s not the norm gets subjected to ridicule and scorn.

Some of the tarts know what I drive. I’ve sent them videos of me driving and when I take them out they get to sit in the passenger seat and experience. Last comment was “it’s loud”. Now that’s a fact BUT if I were to mention specifics here it’d be called flexing.

I’m only here to talk about my sex life, the women I date and punt. I’ve even tried punting at one of the cheapest places just to validate to a forum member that yes I’ll punt anywhere. Call it seeking acceptance or validation..

I got a sore throat afterwards and I never kissed her…. Now that was weird. Oh and yes she took a pic of my dick, like others have done, just to show her friends, another fact not a flex.

Mate, just because it’s a fact, it doesn’t mean that it can’t be flexing. Flexing means showing off or bragging about achievements. Your posts have said things like how girls have commented on your abs, how many girls you are able to smash, relationships you’ve had with celebrities, or how many times you were able to break up with a particular ML. Regardless of whether they’re true or not, you’re boasting about things that you think are achievements. Why else would you be mentioning these things if not to try to impress or get attention? That’s why people boast, isn’t it?

I’m not criticising you for flexing because everyone here does it to varying degrees, including me. It’s a free forum and you can boast as much as you want. Just don’t pretend it’s something else!!!

[crum]

this was an entertaining read, love the forum haha

[tcrawford]

It’s fiction for you because you don’t live my life, so how would you know?


Lets give you the benefit of the doubt that you are stating fact. It doesn't take much effort to jump on grenades and post a body count. What is the standard? Are you the type that fucks anything that moves?

[Double_Adapter]

This thread has been derailed by the biggest simps on the forum.

Time you start a thread on "Top 8 signs you may be flexing. And some advice"

[johncitizen]

Time you start a thread on "Top 8 signs you may be flexing. And some advice"

Numero one. Although you freely admit that there is always better than you, the fact is that you’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Clank squeak goes the tin man


Yeah well, on Monday night I went "pop goes the weasel". All over the bitche's face. Definitely earned her pay.

[HiredGoon]

All over the bitche's face.

That guy spells his name funny.

[massageangel]

Yeah well, on Monday night I went "pop goes the weasel". All over the bitche's face. Definitely earned her pay.

ASSHATGUY... Who cares? BUTT., I'm glad you're living in your dream.

however bet you do what your mum tells you to do though

The insights insults and pugnacious swagger, is as spectacular as watching wet fireworks and about as delicious as a boiled Whelk could ever be

[justincase]

Are you the type that fucks anything that moves?

No. I’m very selective and private on who I date. Not boasting(flexing) but a lot seem to know me more than I remember their names.


Numero one. Although you freely admit that there is always better than you, the fact is that you’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches.


Yes. It was at a sex club after an adult event where there were people scouting for performers. The guy and his GF were doing it on a podium. They asked for his number, not his GFs as they weren’t interested in her. At the time I was performing oral sex on a US porn personality and wasn’t hard so they walked on by.

[Linza Giz]

No. I’m very selective and private on who I date. Not boasting(flexing) but a lot seem to know me more than I remember their names.




Yes. It was at a sex club after an adult event where there were people scouting for performers. The guy and his GF were doing it on a podium. They asked for his number, not his GFs as they weren’t interested in her. At the time I was performing oral sex on a US porn personality and wasn’t hard so they walked on by.

Who was the porn star?

[Double_Adapter]

....wait, let me get some popcorn this is gonna be good

[Backthefront]

Falling for a working girl is a troubling thought.

[secret0]

Falling for a working girl is a troubling thought.

For a handful of WLs, it's a goal to get customers to fall for them: https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?143895-ML-borrowed-few-K-and-disappeared-blocked-me/
But generally speaking, WLs want nothing to do with customers outside of work. They want the customer to like them just enough to return, but not enough to want anything more, which is where the trouble for some punters starts, because they don't know the difference.

And just as there are WLs who try to take advantage of punters, there are probably as many punters who try to take advantage of WLs.
This is a dumb example, but the idea is the same where some try to blackmail WLs: https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?159232-quot-But-she-was-working-as-prostitute-at-Tokyo-club-127-and-I-have-the-pictures-to-prove-it-quot
But to keep it on topic, there are plenty of stories of punters falling in love with WLs and start getting obsessive to the point that they start stalking them.

[11Bravo]

For a handful of WLs, it's a goal to get customers to fall for them: https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?143895-ML-borrowed-few-K-and-disappeared-blocked-me/
But generally speaking, WLs want nothing to do with customers outside of work. They want the customer to like them just enough to return, but not enough to want anything more, which is where the trouble for some punters starts, because they don't know the difference.

And just as there are WLs who try to take advantage of punters, there are probably as many punters who try to take advantage of WLs.
This is a dumb example, but the idea is the same where some try to blackmail WLs: https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?159232-quot-But-she-was-working-as-prostitute-at-Tokyo-club-127-and-I-have-the-pictures-to-prove-it-quot
But to keep it on topic, there are plenty of stories of punters falling in love with WLs and start getting obsessive to the point that they start stalking them.

Well said. It's a business relationship, business associates, client/server. I'd say too many without a firm foundation of real life relationships can't distinguish between reality and fantasy. It's a theatre production with you in the lead, she's just playing a role, and at the end of the performance, it's just that. "But it's different..." No, it's NOT. Shows over, leave the theater.

[Bertward]

Anyone who uses the word "simp" in daily conversation usually is one.

A+ spot on sir

I have been called a SIMP because I tipped 5 girls I really like out of 50 in 18 months... helped 2 when they had nada

yes I am a simp and many think I am also an asshole

[Bertward]

you should completely ignore these kinds of threads

Your name is Aussie Fag Guy

Simple poof innit

but hero OP is on a WL site bragging about what ???

douche loser

[11Bravo]

yes I am a simp and many think I am also an asshole


Your name is Aussie Fag Guy

Simple poof innit

but hero OP is on a WL site bragging about what ???

douche loser
So you proudly wear the title of "simp" yet are homophobic as you throw THOSE slurs around.

Little help, team Aus99: who is this the reincarnation of?

[secret0]

So you proudly wear the title of "simp" yet are homophobic as you throw THOSE slurs around.

Little help, team Aus99: who is this the reincarnation of?

Kind of obvious, innit?

[Double_Adapter]

For all the lads into the scene, mark your calendar 3rd June 2026 - International Simp Day. Celebrating the art of doing the most for someone who does the least for you. Love, Loyalty, Delusion....pick any two.

[ColesBag]

The biggest closet cases as well.

Looksmaxxing = Gaymaxxing

Prove me wrong dipshits