Top sighs you may be a Sydney WANKER - and some helpful counselling.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

1. You're on first names with your barista.

Even if you're worried he may jizz in your soy chai latte, just don't encourage him. Keep it professional.

If you're on first names with baristas, others may see you as a wanker.


2. Your fucken dog costs more than $5,000.

Unless you breed the mongrels. Its a bit wanky.


3. You're one of those blokes that wears Nautica, Polo or North Face paired with RM Williams boots in winter.

Wanky wanky wank. Pull a bit harder and it may come off.


4. You're another bloke that wears Timberland shoes in summer.

Unless you're a yachtsman - You're a wanker and potential fag bait.


5. You drive an oversized SUV, RAM, Jeep Wrangler or similar and never been off road.

Do you know where Fraser Island is? Then you're a wanker 2 fold.


6. You're 20, 30, 40 or 50 and still mention what private school you went to.

Wanker non-plus-ultra.

Nobody needs to know where you've masturbated or sucked cock under the bridge. Even if you liked the taste.
Keep it to yourself, it happened, its over now, that's it. And use this as your counselling.



7. You wear a neck beard.

Dude that's so 2012 and faggoty. Shave that shit off. Then go eat some pussy. She may even enjoy it.



8. You wear suits to work on casual Fridays.

Look, it doesn't matter how important you are, if you're the Director of the firm. It's called a casual Fuckday for a reason.
Wearing suits on Fridays makes you look like a total wanker and a stiff.


9. You live in N. Bondi, Coogee, Vaucluse or similar.

Wanker or fag. Take your choice.


10. You punt at Ginza, Sakura or N5M and think you're getting value.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>>


12. You shorten million to 'mil'

you've been a wanker since at least the mil-lenium.


13. You Crossfit.

Wanker

[Punter69123]

Though I agree to most of your points above but some are simply envy. I would say you are not a happy person on your own , who lives by comparing your own life with others. Using your own logic can I call you cheap guy for fucking those lifeless old WLs who been fucked over 30 years but I don't have problem with that , do it if it makes you happy, Happy for you. We will leave those WLs for you, so more WLs for you to enjoy. Mate you are one of those karen who can never be happy unless they bring down someone else, just live your own life, be happy on your own, why are you always whinning ? You are probably single and lonely as well 😀

[PopMyCherry]

Agree with some of earlier points but I wouldn’t mind living next to beach at Coogee, having a new SUV as I’ve wrecked mine taking it off road on fire trails in Bluies & having enough money to punt regularly at Ginza 😂😂

[HiredGoon]

1. You're on first names with your barista.

Even if you're worried he may jizz in your soy chai latte, just don't encourage him. Keep it professional.

If you're on first names with baristas, others may see you as a wanker.


2. Your fucken dog costs more than $5,000.

Unless you breed the mongrels. Its a bit wanky.


3. You're one of those blokes that wears Nautica, Polo or North Face paired with RM Williams boots in winter.

Wanky wanky wank. Pull a bit harder and it may come off.


4. You're another bloke that wears Timberland shoes in summer.

Unless you're a yachtsman - You're a wanker and potential fag bait.


5. You drive an oversized SUV, RAM, Jeep Wrangler or similar and never been off road.

Do you know where Fraser Island is? Then you're a wanker 2 fold.


6. You're 20, 30, 40 or 50 and still mention what private school you went to.

Wanker non-plus-ultra.

Nobody needs to know where you've masturbated or sucked cock under the bridge. Even if you liked the taste.
Keep it to yourself, it happened, its over now, that's it. And use this as your counselling.



7. You wear a neck beard.

Dude that's so 2012 and faggoty. Shave that shit off. Then go eat some pussy. She may even enjoy it.



8. You wear suits to work on casual Fridays.

Look, it doesn't matter how important you are, if you're the Director of the firm. It's called a casual Fuckday for a reason.
Wearing suits on Fridays makes you look like a total wanker and a stiff.


9. You live in N. Bondi, Coogee, Vaucluse or similar.

Wanker or fag. Take your choice.


10. You punt at Ginza, Sakura or N5M and think you're getting value.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>>


12. You shorten million to 'mil'

you've been a wanker since at least the mil-lenium.


13. You Crossfit.

Wanker

Are you mad because I live at the beach?
Yaaaaaawn…

[madness123]

Here a some for today.
You drive a RAM,
You take you dog to bunnings and its breed ends in "oodle"
You bought your kid a fatboy to rides through traffic like a cock head.

[Double_Adapter]

14. Bloke queuing for several days just to buy tickets to a Taylor Swift concert...if that ain't fucken elite SIMPING then he's just a massive WANKER.

[GoldfishMan]

Hey, the neck beard has practical uses. You can use it like a napkin to wipe your mouth after a meal.
Or use it to store some food scraps as you eat so you can have them later as a snack.

[Smack]

Are you mad because I live at the beach?
Yaaaaaawn…

Yes he is !!!,if you read some of his posts he comes across as a very aggressive and disrespectful show pony of a man who actually thinks that the WL he's seeing is in awe of his prowess when in reality they can't wait to see the back of him

[JJBlows]

Did OP fall off the rails or something.

[Seafood]

Bit jealous , probably live a miserable lonely life alway wondering why everyone else is better off

[johncitizen]

You’re a yob or you’re a wanker
Take your fucking choice

[keebab]

You’re a yob or you’re a wanker
Take your fucking choice

He never tires of trying to punch up.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Are you mad because I live at the beach?
Yaaaaaawn…

Just leave those lifesavers alone.

[IDOTHAT]

We are watching AUSSIEHOTGUY slowly lose his mind in real time hahaha

[NC3]

Just leave those lifesavers alone.

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AHG ... are you happy with your life?
Top signs for wanker, top signs for simp. Why you judge people? Just focus to yourself and how you can improve your life.

[johncitizen]

OP, I don’t always agree with your views, but your posts and the reactions they get are pretty entertaining.

[DrDownload]

Fraser Island? Herd of it. Never been there or know where it is. Checked on the map.
It's another Ayers Rock.
Renamed to the indigenous name K'gari.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

We are watching AUSSIEHOTGUY slowly lose his mind in real time hahaha

Nah, just need my weekly dose of oxytocins and all is fine again.

[ironmonk]

15. You use the phrase "earn her pay" (let's assume a milf in a budget shop only takes 50-60% of the $150/160 shop fee)

16. You book a WL 3 months in advance

[Double_Adapter]

15. You use the phrase "earn her pay" (let's assume a milf in a budget shop only takes 50-60% of the $150/160 shop fee)

16. You book a WL 3 months in advance

17. You book a popular WL for 4hrs and then extend it for another two

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

15. You use the phrase "earn her pay" (let's assume a milf in a budget shop only takes 50-60% of the $150/160 shop fee)

16. You book a WL 3 months in advance

RE: 15. Actually they pay rent. So your assumption is wrong.

16. That’s a 100% SIMP. Maybe a wanker too.

[ironmonk]

17. You book a popular WL for 4hrs and then extend it for another two

18. You bring drinks for the WL despite the fact she likely earns more than you, tax free

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

17. You book a popular WL for 4hrs and then extend it for another two

Nah that’s been covered already in my thread for Simps.

There is an exception here, if he fucks that long. Again, all about making her earn that every single dollar you pay her.

[justincase]

16. You book a WL 3 months in advance

I think nothing of it.

It’s a transactional business decision.

Like buying a car that you have to wait nine months for. Besides she’s good for it, I’ve been to her place. Very nice. One of the few that’s got something decent to show for her work. Yeah she went to uni too and got a degree for later on.

All her clients pay at least part upfront to confirm the booking.

[justincase]

There is an exception here, if he fucks that long. Again, all about making her earn that every single dollar you pay her.


What’s wrong with getting your money’s worth? Especially if you tip an equal amount or more to their hourly rate?

I always bring at least double as half is for the punt and the other half for tipping.

If it’s a threesome and a trainee new girl is one then she won’t get the bonus, the other girl gets a double bonus. I think that’s fair. The trainee hasn’t proved her worth to be rewarded. If there’s a next time with her then yes she gets it.

Everyone punts differently but this is how I do it.

[HiredGoon]

19. You call yourself AUSSIEHOTGUY

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

19. You call yourself AUSSIEHOTGUY

Hey you can’t do that Goon. Attacks on handles don’t count.

[JJBlows]

18. You bring drinks for the WL despite the fact she likely earns more than you, tax free

Man that burns me lmao, they out here earning tax free and I look at my paycheck earning big but see how much tax I have to pay

[massageangel]

Just leave some of those lifesavers for me , please.

Your mum clearly gave you a good talking to in the last 24 hours.

[Staggerlee71]

13. I do CrossFit to look good for the bitches I fuck. Lol

[secret0]

Your mum clearly gave you a good talking to in the last 24 hours.

lol I see what you did there

[GoldfishMan]

Every time I see a throwaway thread like this come up I sigh

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Your mum clearly gave you a good talking to in the last 24 hours.

Hey that's against forum rules dude. You can't be editing another members post.

[Ziggurat]

Fraser Island? Herd of it. Never been there or know where it is. Checked on the map.
It's another Ayers Rock.
Renamed to the indigenous name K'gari.

Can anyone tell me how when the aborigines had no written language can they possibly have a silent letter??

¿Que?

No longer an island, once described as the world's largest sand island, a description that meant something to the world, it's a ***ked, non-descriptive name anyway, and now with the added literary fiction of an impossible silent letter. Piss it off I say.

[Travel420]

15. You use the phrase "earn her pay" (let's assume a milf in a budget shop only takes 50-60% of the $150/160 shop fee)

16. You book a WL 3 months in advance

As someone who is a little naive, why would anyone need to book a WL 3 months in advance? Am I missing something? Genuine question

[cumquat]

Hey that's against forum rules dude. You can't be editing another members post.

ASSHATGUY.. ain't ever goin to be your DUDE

SUBTEXT .. swallow that

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

ASSHATGUY.. ain't ever goin to be your DUDE

SUBTEXT .. swallow that

Whatever cumquat. Just keep working at it boy, it may drop one day.

[HiredGoon]

Man that burns me lmao, they out here earning tax free and I look at my paycheck earning big but see how much tax I have to pay

How much dick are you sucking though?

[HiredGoon]

Can anyone tell me how when the aborigines had no written language can they possibly have a silent letter??

¿Que?

No longer an island, once described as the world's largest sand island, a description that meant something to the world, it's a ***ked, non-descriptive name anyway, and now with the added literary fiction of an impossible silent letter. Piss it off I say.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's because it's an English language attempt to replicate the previous thousands of years old pronounciation.

Dunno why you're mad, unless you're a fan of that English dude who fucked up his ship there less than 200 years ago?

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

How much dick are you sucking though?

There you go, finally shown your true rainbow colour. I rest my case. No homo for you is not enough.

[HiredGoon]

There you go, finally shown your true rainbow colour. I rest my case. No homo for you is not enough.

Damn dude, it's pretty obvious I was comparing his "workload" to the wls he was talking about.

But as usual your mind immediately went into "fag" mode.

If you wanna suck lifesavers dicks just do it man. Nobody is gonna give a fuck.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Damn dude, it's pretty obvious I was comparing his "workload" to the wls he was talking about.

But as usual your mind immediately went into "fag" mode.

If you wanna suck lifesavers dicks just do it man. Nobody is gonna give a fuck.

LOL LOL. You got it all wrong!! Lifesavers I meant lollies.
Fag mode what's that?

[JJBlows]

How much dick are you sucking though?

Im taking one up the arse from the ATO. My job physically demanding and I pay over a $1000 a week just to them

[Ziggurat]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's because it's an English language attempt to replicate the previous thousands of years old pronounciation.

To have a silent letter you first have to have a written language. If you don't have one it can't exist. It has to be written down before you can even know it is there! It isn't relevant how old the pronunciation is. If you say it out loud and it still isn't there when, how and where can it ever exist?


Dunno why you're mad, unless you're a fan of that English dude who fucked up his ship there less than 200 years ago?

Well, I don't like verbal nonsense. I prefer something that is descriptive, as in "island." The entire world of 8 billion can identify with that and understand it, as against the anonymity of 300 locals. I'd compromise by pissing the ludicrous impossible K and comma off and adding island to it. :D

[massageangel]

(QUOTE=ASSHATGUY;4024437T... Lifesavers... Goonbreath... . all the colours of the rainbow and give me that fruity tingly feeling from the tip of my tongue all the way to my bum...]/QUOTE)

you are a quirky one ..

[Veets]

lol
Comedy thy name is Aussiehotguy
Keep em coming

[Double_Adapter]

20. Prince Harry (he also classifies as a massive simp)
21. Salim Mehajer former auburn council mayor - biggest all time wanker

[HiredGoon]

To have a silent letter you first have to have a written language. If you don't have one it can't exist. It has to be written down before you can even know it is there! It isn't relevant how old the pronunciation is. If you say it out loud and it still isn't there when, how and where can it ever exist?



Well, I don't like verbal nonsense. I prefer something that is descriptive, as in "island." The entire world of 8 billion can identify with that and understand it, as against the anonymity of 300 hundred locals. I'd compromise by pissing the ludicrous impossible K and comma off and adding island to it. :D

If you're losing your mind over an apostrophe that is inserted to help people pronounce a non English word properly then I don't know how you get through the day. Definitely don't go to Ireland, their surnames will really push you over the edge!

[Veets]

Your definitely a Sydney Wanker
For lining up for over an hour to eat at some pop up novelty franchise or place to be scene ! only nobody see’s you anyway except for your online friends due to tagging yourself on social media along with pics of your food.

[johncitizen]

22. You get banned from this forum.

[ColesBag]

I think I saw something online that you also do your entire grocery shop at Harris Farm as well. Heh.

[GoldfishMan]

22. You get banned from this forum.

Lollll good one

[justincase]

As someone who is a little naive, why would anyone need to book a WL 3 months in advance? Am I missing something? Genuine question

That was when she was available as she tours overseas for work.

It’s normal for her and her escort friends to do that. I talked to her a bit. Her annual working expenses are approx $1.5M, flights, hotels, social media, cosmetic surgery, clothes, etc. It may sound a lot but it’s not, given every week she’s on a plane to somewhere.

She’s not a run of the mill sex worker and I’ve only ever seen her out in the street in the city once at night at an event. She travels with security if out by herself so that’s an obvious cost too.