View Full Version : General talk Spicing things up in the [massage] room
QuietRelief
28-04-2026, 01:37 PM
There is a certain amount of predictability in the standard massage booking that does become meh. Others have talked about the old 'risk' of going to a dodgy place and not really knowing what you might get.
I have found over the years that after 3-4 visits to a girl I tend to move on.
Just wondering if anyone wants to share actual methods/techniques they are using to keep things fresh and exciting in the massage room.
Things I have tried:
Taking my own aromatic oils
Giving her a teasing massage sometimes.
Taking a vibrator for use on her.
I'm interesting in some ideas on what I can do in the current Brisbane scene.
nosha
28-04-2026, 08:49 PM
Shaving cream all over your body. Then set on fire
BIGDICKRITCHIE
29-04-2026, 04:52 AM
Shoving my cock up my own arse
QuietRelief
29-04-2026, 07:14 AM
thanks for the good quality idea fuck wits.
Nasu a
29-04-2026, 09:36 AM
Hahahaha I love a thread like this every now and then
Fungus the Bogeyman
29-04-2026, 09:40 AM
Things I have tried:
Taking my own aromatic oils
Giving her a teasing massage sometimes.
Taking a vibrator for use on her.
I'm interesting in some ideas on what I can do in the current Brisbane scene.
Do you have no imagination at all?
Any google search will tell you how to spice things up in the “bedroom”
Experiment. Try things. Some you and she will like, others wont.
Or you can keep doing the same boring stale shit like now
QuietRelief
29-04-2026, 10:38 AM
Any google search will tell you how to spice things up in the “bedroom”
Experiment. Try things. Some you and she will like, others wont.
I'm not asking about the bedroom. I'm asking how far we can expect a ML to go. for instance, if at the start of the massage booking she sees me layout my wallet, my condoms (XXL of course) and a Woolies fresh cucumber what's their response?
hokipoki
29-04-2026, 01:13 PM
She would be thinking he wants me to put that cucumber up his ass sick prick
Lothario1
29-04-2026, 01:26 PM
Wrong cucumber.
Lothario1
29-04-2026, 01:30 PM
She would be thinking he wants me to put that cucumber up his ass sick prick
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You mean one of these?
144281
Exactly why I'd posted my question a few days prior.......
https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?160837-Shops-Rooms-with-Bed-as-well-as-Table&p=4053034#post4053034
BIGDICKRITCHIE
29-04-2026, 07:59 PM
Why don’t you take your big lubed up gold studded dildo and blow up dole big boy. That might get things extra spicy. LMFAO
QuietRelief
30-04-2026, 04:46 PM
She would be thinking he wants me to put that cucumber up his ass sick prick
OK, I will give that idea a miss.
Exactly why I'd posted my question a few days prior.......
You are right, obviously looking to move your shop sessions along a bit.
I used my imagination as suggested by Fungus and took a few things along to my regular shop this week. Well worth the effort to give the girls something to think about. To say she went off is an understatement. We simulated the 'blind' massage experience that is popular in a few asian countries.
Fungus the Bogeyman
30-04-2026, 06:03 PM
I used my imagination as suggested by Fungus and took a few things along to my regular shop this week. Well worth the effort to give the girls something to think about. To say she went off is an understatement. We simulated the 'blind' massage experience that is popular in a few asian countries.
Good man.
Some mls will look at you like you’re asking to fuck a chicken.
These are the mls to avoid.
The ones with a kink or looking for excitement are great fun.
Just remember most of their customers are boring cunts who need a massage for 40 minutes and topped off in boring fashion.
You show up in a gimp mask, a whip in each hand and whipped cream……you about to get told to fuck off or have a lot of fun.
QuietRelief
30-04-2026, 08:36 PM
You show up in a gimp mask, a whip in each hand and whipped cream……you about to get told to fuck off or have a lot of fun.
That cracked me up and certainly got things back on topic. Look for me on Marketplace.
hornedbeast
01-05-2026, 10:01 AM
Get on all fours then request milking service
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