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IDOTHAT
19-06-2026, 03:28 PM
What's up,

Today went into a shop I frequent a lot.

Was ready for the standard health check when all of a sudden the girl repulsed and said I have herpes and she can't service me.

When I asked what? where?? she pointed at my Fordyce spots I have on my foreskin.

I tried explaining what it was, and I don't blame her, they do resemble it ever so slightly, but I have had multiple doctors examine me and confirm its benign fordyce spots.

Just wondering if anyone else has ever been refused a health check due to lifelong skin tags before?

Again, don't blame the girl, better safe then sorry I suppose.

secret0
19-06-2026, 04:02 PM
That sucks dude.
I've heard similar stories before, and trying to argue or explain would also suck and I guess would feel like some sort of injustice because you know it's not an actual STI or anything contagious.
But yeah, even if the girls knew what skin tags were, they're not doctors who could tell at a glance what some little bumps are. Better for them to be safe.

Ron the rimmer
19-06-2026, 06:55 PM
What's up,

Today went into a shop I frequent a lot.

Was ready for the standard health check when all of a sudden the girl repulsed and said I have herpes and she can't service me.

When I asked what? where?? she pointed at my Fordyce spots I have on my foreskin.

I tried explaining what it was, and I don't blame her, they do resemble it ever so slightly, but I have had multiple doctors examine me and confirm its benign fordyce spots.

Just wondering if anyone else has ever been refused a health check due to lifelong skin tags before?

Again, don't blame the girl, better safe then sorry I suppose.

Why don’t you just have them removed?

GoldfishMan
19-06-2026, 07:01 PM
Why don’t you just have them removed?

Remove what, the Fordyce spots or the foreskin?
IMO, she was already put off by the foreskin, let alone one with Fordyce spots on it.

Ron the rimmer
19-06-2026, 07:26 PM
Remove what, the Fordyce spots or the foreskin?
IMO, she was already put off by the foreskin, let alone one with Fordyce spots on it.

Both if that helps or makes a difference.
Shame what these poor girls have to put up with 😂😂😂
Lucky they clean up financially

GoldfishMan
19-06-2026, 07:45 PM
Both if that helps or makes a difference.
Shame what these poor girls have to put up with 😂😂😂
Lucky they clean up financially

Exactly bro. I mean, would you fuck a pussy with spots all over her labia? I know I wouldn't.

Ron the rimmer
19-06-2026, 07:53 PM
Exactly bro. I mean, would you fuck a pussy with spots all over her labia? I know I wouldn't.

Not a chance. And when I daty I examine her before I go anywhere near it.
Chances are she is more likely to have something due to the number of punters she sees
And my feedback over many years from the girls is that many punters are filthy and disgusting.
No surprise

Rodrigo
19-06-2026, 10:34 PM
Why don’t you just have them removed?

Cannot remove herpes bro

secret0
19-06-2026, 11:03 PM
Cannot remove herpes bro

Fordyce spots aren't herpes bro

Rodrigo
20-06-2026, 12:05 AM
Fordyce spots aren't herpes bro

Thanks doc.............

DuckKnight
20-06-2026, 01:14 AM
I think I have what you described but never have been refused. It’s barely noticeable for me and you would have to have your eyes really close up to see it. Since I was a teen I thought it was smegma that somehow got under the skin. Yes, I was a dirty teen.

I’m surprised to see support for circumcision but let’s not open that can of worms.

IDOTHAT
20-06-2026, 09:58 AM
You guys are fucking stupid hahaha. Nothing wrong with foreskin, natural, protects the area, and it isn't hard to clean whatsoever. Not to mention, the fordyce spots you could individually count and are microscopic. Relax.

But hey, enjoy your mutilated genitals!

IDOTHAT
20-06-2026, 09:59 AM
Remove what, the Fordyce spots or the foreskin?
IMO, she was already put off by the foreskin, let alone one with Fordyce spots on it.

Never experienced any lady either working or civilian that was put off by foreskin

Double_Adapter
22-06-2026, 07:16 AM
Why don’t you just have them removed?

What a stupid moronic comment. Why would that comment even come into your head .
I suppose if you spend enough time with your nose and tongue buried up someone's arse oxygen deprivation starts affecting thought processes....just saying.

alexgab
22-06-2026, 03:21 PM
Get rid of Foreskin then, will look clean

IDOTHAT
23-06-2026, 08:19 PM
Get rid of Foreskin then, will look clean

I like it though, feels great. I fear circumcision as an adult would ruin these amazing sensations the foreskin gives!

These spots are genuinely microscopic, and not only that, they aren't on the surface of the skin, they are hidden in a tiny fold in the foreskin when it is about 3/4ths of the way retracted.

The fact she even saw it actually is quite comedic. However, happy to see someone who does the due diligence with the health check.

personaa
23-06-2026, 08:58 PM
If that girl tells the others about you then I suggest you better change your shop. No point arguing with them.

Rodrigo
23-06-2026, 10:25 PM
You guys are fucking stupid hahaha. Nothing wrong with foreskin, natural, protects the area, and it isn't hard to clean whatsoever. Not to mention, the fordyce spots you could individually count and are microscopic. Relax.

But hey, enjoy your mutilated genitals!

Not our fault SW thinks you have the herp. Time to book yourself in for a circum on your deformed peeny.

IDOTHAT
23-06-2026, 11:18 PM
If that girl tells the others about you then I suggest you better change your shop. No point arguing with them.

I agree, unfortunate but oh well.

IDOTHAT
23-06-2026, 11:19 PM
Not our fault SW thinks you have the herp. Time to book yourself in for a circum on your deformed peeny.

deformed? you mean natural hahaha. I'd classify deformed to be lacking the natural appearance aka circumcision.

Anyways not here to argue about circ, i don't mind the idea, just people without foreskin act like WE are the weird ones hahaha.