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Tucker1
27-06-2026, 11:38 PM
Going back some years now . I was getting massages from a middle aged ml in a
Sydney CBD massage place .

After a few visits she said - can I have your number ? I’d like to introduce you to my 20yo daughter , you would make a nice boyfriend for her . I said - why? She said - you have a beautiful cock - she would really enjoy you . Awkward !?

I passed up the offer - but sometimes I wish I had of taken her up on it .

Anyone else ever had a weird offer or experience like that ?

TiredOfOnaholes
28-06-2026, 12:04 AM
Going back some years now . I was getting massages from a middle aged ml in a
Sydney CBD massage place .

After a few visits she said - can I have your number ? I’d like to introduce you to my 20yo daughter , you would make a nice boyfriend for her . I said - why? She said - you have a beautiful cock - she would really enjoy you . Awkward !?

I passed up the offer - but sometimes I wish I had of taken her up on it .

Anyone else ever had a weird offer or experience like that ?

Where is this, id like to unlock this secret side quest

Linza Giz
28-06-2026, 12:45 AM
Going back some years now . I was getting massages from a middle aged ml in a
Sydney CBD massage place .

After a few visits she said - can I have your number ? I’d like to introduce you to my 20yo daughter , you would make a nice boyfriend for her . I said - why? She said - you have a beautiful cock - she would really enjoy you . Awkward !?

I passed up the offer - but sometimes I wish I had of taken her up on it .

Anyone else ever had a weird offer or experience like that ?

Mother of the year. You should have proposed a three-way

maguro
28-06-2026, 12:53 AM
Going back some years now . I was getting massages from a middle aged ml in a
Sydney CBD massage place .

After a few visits she said - can I have your number ? I’d like to introduce you to my 20yo daughter , you would make a nice boyfriend for her . I said - why? She said - you have a beautiful cock - she would really enjoy you . Awkward !?

I passed up the offer - but sometimes I wish I had of taken her up on it .

Anyone else ever had a weird offer or experience like that ?

A friend was told he would be given a factory to manage if he married her ugly daughter by the mother.

I bet he wished it was a massage parlour instead of a factory.

MasterPaizuri
28-06-2026, 12:57 AM
Go back and tell her she needs to try your cock before she gives it to her daughte

GoldfishMan
28-06-2026, 08:00 AM
OP didn't say it was an RNT though...

Tucker1
28-06-2026, 09:27 AM
OP didn't say it was an RNT though...

Yes rnt only Asian shop

HappyG
28-06-2026, 10:31 AM
Going back some years now . I was getting massages from a middle aged ml in a
Sydney CBD massage place .

After a few visits she said - can I have your number ? I’d like to introduce you to my 20yo daughter , you would make a nice boyfriend for her . I said - why? She said - you have a beautiful cock - she would really enjoy you . Awkward !?

I passed up the offer - but sometimes I wish I had of taken her up on it .

Anyone else ever had a weird offer or experience like that ?

The universe works in mysterious ways. Trust the universe

jsw1888
28-06-2026, 04:09 PM
Obvs not her daughter and she was attempting to push your buttons to hand over more cash