Cutting Through the Hype - Recent(ish) Brisbane Reviews

[Mr.Cust4rd]

Figured I'd chuck a few reviews up since there's so much rubbish on here lately. Some posts honestly feel like they're written by the girls themselves because some of the ratings are wild. Seriously though, can we stop rating everything like it's the best session ever? A balanced review helps everyone. Mention the good, mention the bad, and let people decide if it's worth a crack. If this post helps a few people avoid a dud or find someone decent, then job done.

Grace - Hamilton
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Hamilton/Independent/Lisabeauty401/
Gets a fair bit of love on here really (why???? - YMMV doesn't quite cover it). Reality is she's nowhere near 35, more like 50. Pics don't really look like her but someone here had already hinted she was older so I wasn't completely blind sided. Body's decent with bolt-ons and value wasn't bad. Booked an hour massage with protected FS. I was freshly showered beforehand for context.
Biggest issue was she was rough as guts with the wet wipes all session for no reason, which killed the mood. Massage itself was okay but she has nails and barely used any oil so it was pretty scratchy. BBBJ was alright, then on top before finishing doggy.
5/10 - WIR: No

Ava - Woolloongabba
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Woolloongabba/Independent/Ava0212/
Pics are pretty accurate. Could pass for 25 but I'd guess a bit older. Haircut isn't my thing but she's pretty with a nice body, just no bum. Keen enough and lets you take control. BBBJ is decent but not as amazing as advertised. Does that weird flicky tongue thing while kissing too (not that kissing is my thing - but for those who do).
Good value overall.
7/10 - WIR: Maybe

Mia - Camp Hill
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Camp-Hill/Independent/MIA6969xxx/
Pics are close. Definitely not 27, more like 37. Pretty, nice body and good value. Nothing really stood out but nothing to complain about either.
7/10 - WIR: Maybe

Kelly (formerly South Brisbane, now GC)
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Surfers-Paradise/Independent/Kellytaylor3/
Tried booking, got no reply. Fair enough. Then five days later I get what looked like a bulk text in the middle of the work day saying she was available. WTAF. Instant delete and block.
Can't rate the service because I never saw her, but communication was 0/10.

Lynne - Kangaroo Point
https://www.locanto.com.au/brisbane/ID_8801265813/Thai-Relaxation-massage.html
Ad says 38. Probably close. Looks like her pics, attractive with a decent body. Great massage, good service, FS available.
8.5/10 - WIR: Yes

Romy Reid - Stones Corner
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Stones-Corner/Independent/Wristy_Business/
My type physically. Great body, nice bum and rack. Massage was good value, just a bit light on pressure for my liking (easy enough to ask next time). Professional and respectful of privacy.
No complaints.
8/10 - WIR: Yes

Qiqi (formerly Windsor, now Woody Point)
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Woody-Point/Independent/Prettyqiqi/
Blurred face should've been the giveaway. Definitely not the person in the pics and nowhere near her advertised age. I'd say around 50. Room was almost dark with dimmed lights and "she" stayed behind the door before trying to rush me into the shower. From what I saw I believed she was MTF. If that's your thing, no judgement, but advertising yourself as someone else is deceptive as fuck. I bailed.
0/10 - WIR: No

There were another couple interstate that were decent but the ads are gone and I can't remember the names.

If anyone's got recommendations, flick me a PM. Looking for:

Proper firm massage.
Good wristy.
Extras available if I'm in the mood.
(Surely that's not asking for the holy grail)

Closest I've found to a 9/10 was Pam (or Pammy) who used to work out of 105 Wellington Rd, KP. Best Thai massage I've had by a mile and great value. If anyone knows where she ended up, send me a DM.

[CamRed98]

Pretty sure Grace is MTF too.

[Lothario1]

Thanks for the reviews.

A quick google leads to Pammy's Thai Massage at Kippa Ring. Open until 10pm. Not sure if she's your long-lost Pammy.

[CamRed98]

Thanks for the reviews. I've seen Grace as well and I'm pretty sure she's MTF.

[Mr.Cust4rd]

Thanks for the reviews.

A quick google leads to Pammy's Thai Massage at Kippa Ring. Open until 10pm. Not sure if she's your long-lost Pammy.

Yeh maybe. I guess I should have done a google in this case. If anyone can confirm that would be ace.

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Thanks for the reviews. I've seen Grace as well and I'm pretty sure she's MTF.

I suspect there might be more than one girl connected to this Grace/Lisa ad. I saw “Lisa” a few years ago when she was based in an appartments in Cinderella Drive at Springwood. Was similar to the photos, but probably not the same girl. But she was attractive and nice body. Definitely not MTF. 30 min service was good VFM, nice quick massage and very sensual nude body slide and HJ. Better than expected due to the low price. Definitely not rough and not anywhere near 50 yrs. But probably three years ago now and she advertised as Lisa then, not Grace.

[half]

Appreciate it. I've seen my fair share of girls promoted as goddesses by punters who are far from it. Subjective tastes only go so far before it's just a lie or delusion.

[ItsMilkingTime]

Figured I'd chuck a few reviews up since there's so much rubbish on here lately. Some posts honestly feel like they're written by the girls themselves because some of the ratings are wild. Seriously though, can we stop rating everything like it's the best session ever? A balanced review helps everyone. Mention the good, mention the bad, and let people decide if it's worth a crack. If this post helps a few people avoid a dud or find someone decent, then job done.

Grace - Hamilton
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Hamilton/Independent/Lisabeauty401/
Gets a fair bit of love on here really (why???? - YMMV doesn't quite cover it). Reality is she's nowhere near 35, more like 50. Pics don't really look like her but someone here had already hinted she was older so I wasn't completely blind sided. Body's decent with bolt-ons and value wasn't bad. Booked an hour massage with protected FS. I was freshly showered beforehand for context.
Biggest issue was she was rough as guts with the wet wipes all session for no reason, which killed the mood. Massage itself was okay but she has nails and barely used any oil so it was pretty scratchy. BBBJ was alright, then on top before finishing doggy.
5/10 - WIR: No

Ava - Woolloongabba
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Woolloongabba/Independent/Ava0212/
Pics are pretty accurate. Could pass for 25 but I'd guess a bit older. Haircut isn't my thing but she's pretty with a nice body, just no bum. Keen enough and lets you take control. BBBJ is decent but not as amazing as advertised. Does that weird flicky tongue thing while kissing too (not that kissing is my thing - but for those who do).
Good value overall.
7/10 - WIR: Maybe

Mia - Camp Hill
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Camp-Hill/Independent/MIA6969xxx/
Pics are close. Definitely not 27, more like 37. Pretty, nice body and good value. Nothing really stood out but nothing to complain about either.
7/10 - WIR: Maybe

Kelly (formerly South Brisbane, now GC)
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Surfers-Paradise/Independent/Kellytaylor3/
Tried booking, got no reply. Fair enough. Then five days later I get what looked like a bulk text in the middle of the work day saying she was available. WTAF. Instant delete and block.
Can't rate the service because I never saw her, but communication was 0/10.

Lynne - Kangaroo Point
https://www.locanto.com.au/brisbane/ID_8801265813/Thai-Relaxation-massage.html
Ad says 38. Probably close. Looks like her pics, attractive with a decent body. Great massage, good service, FS available.
8.5/10 - WIR: Yes

Romy Reid - Stones Corner
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Stones-Corner/Independent/Wristy_Business/
My type physically. Great body, nice bum and rack. Massage was good value, just a bit light on pressure for my liking (easy enough to ask next time). Professional and respectful of privacy.
No complaints.
8/10 - WIR: Yes

Qiqi (formerly Windsor, now Woody Point)
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Woody-Point/Independent/Prettyqiqi/
Blurred face should've been the giveaway. Definitely not the person in the pics and nowhere near her advertised age. I'd say around 50. Room was almost dark with dimmed lights and "she" stayed behind the door before trying to rush me into the shower. From what I saw I believed she was MTF. If that's your thing, no judgement, but advertising yourself as someone else is deceptive as fuck. I bailed.
0/10 - WIR: No

There were another couple interstate that were decent but the ads are gone and I can't remember the names.

If anyone's got recommendations, flick me a PM. Looking for:

Proper firm massage.
Good wristy.
Extras available if I'm in the mood.
(Surely that's not asking for the holy grail)

Closest I've found to a 9/10 was Pam (or Pammy) who used to work out of 105 Wellington Rd, KP. Best Thai massage I've had by a mile and great value. If anyone knows where she ended up, send me a DM.

Cool nursing home wristy round robin bro

Two late thirties ML's with 80% and 85% ratings, what in the geriatric powdered fanny is this shit

If you're willing to drive around all night you could do us a solid and review ones half their age at nearly any random massage joint in or around the CBD

[hornedbeast]

Brisbane continues to excel as the shittiest punting city nationally. Keeping men with blue balls since 1982

[JJBeck]

You should try a bj when they remove their false teeth

[lashings74]

You should try a bj when they remove their false teeth

Reminds me of a scene from the most disturbing movie I’ve ever seen “A Serbian Film”

[Holdan427]

Thanks for the reviews mate
In relation to Lynne - she is mid 40
I’m relation to Pam, I used to own the shop at 105 Wellington Road. Can’t pm you

[Sirlunchalot]

Holdan, you are correct regarding Lynne's age. Regardless of her age i still find her attractive and VFM.

[Mr.Cust4rd]

Thanks for the reviews mate
In relation to Lynne - she is mid 40
I’m relation to Pam, I used to own the shop at 105 Wellington Road. Can’t pm you

Oh you can't? I have no idea how this shit works. Probably haven't posted enough or something.

[Mango2965]

Mia Korean older woman but sexy good figure and service is good . Reliable service I would say

[Holdan427]

Oh you can't? I have no idea how this shit works. Probably haven't posted enough or something.

Yes I think it has to do with reaching a minimum number of posts

[hokipoki]

Pretty sure Grace is MTF too.
Sounds like you have it in for Grace

[Mr.Cust4rd]

Sounds like you have it in for Grace

Yeh - she wasn't MTF like he's suggesting but it is possible a few of them share the Alias who knows. The one I saw was not worth your time or money though.

[allundgren01]

Thanks for review man nice to know

[CamRed98]

Sounds like you have it in for Grace

Nope sorry just didn't know there was a delay when posting replies and accidentally double replied.
She seemed like a nice person but just stating my experience.
The "Grace" I saw looked like the photo used in her ads. She was definitely MTF but I know some have seen Jenny that sometimes uses the same accommodation and I can't say anything about her.