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asahi
31-07-2026, 12:03 AM
I haven't felt so compelled to write a negative review in a while but this absolutely deserves my time to do so. Was in the city to meet up with a friend who bailed on me. Was naturally disappointed after waiting around for 3 hours. But decided to end the night with a massage at Sydney girl massage. Was recommended April. But notified before my booking no extras available just nide HJ. It was late and couldn't logistically book anywhere else. So fine whatever.

April arrived in the room and I said hello are you April. "Yes". Just the tone threw me off. I asked if she was ok with me having a quick shower. "Up to you.". Was again just hit with a negative aura.

Had a quick wash and realised I left the towel on the bed and asked if she could pass it to me. Literally threw it my way and landed on the ground. I asked her if she was in a bad mood. I actually should have left but didn't.

Massage was nice. HJ was mechanical and regrettable. Literally willed myself to ejaculate.

I dunno what was wrong. But she entered the room fucking annoyed and I left the same. Just steer clear.

smilesau
14-08-2026, 01:32 PM
lol at the advertisement from the shop after a clearly bad review, maybe she was having a bad day? Anyway thanks for sharing