Wedge
15-08-2026, 04:43 PM
As we all know, after Aspley, you cross into the boiler pot of Moreton Bay. As I'm sometimes lazy and can't be bothered driving, i end up at the known boiler joints of MB. I haven't posted a review in some time, so this might be a long one.
Mansha Thai
Location: busy road, side door but i have never seen it.
Shower: don't think it has one.
Services: standard prices.
Extras: standard prices.
Clipper shave:$30
Payment: Cash
I have attended this shop a few times to get the bush trimmed with clippers. Texted the shop, made an appointment, headed down and did the walk of shame along the main road. Entered the shop and was greeted by a small, skinny old lady. Told her my booking, and she ushered me into the room.
The room was dark, with a massage table, a mirror and a disco light. She asked me to undress and lie on my back and left the room, she came back in and switched the main lights on and looked at me in all my glory.
Started the process, chucked some batteries in her shaver, sterilised the heads and guards (thank god!) chucked on some gloves and started shaving. She is great, took her time, had laser focus and made sure she got every Hair, as little wedge gets whipped in every direction for the shave grows and shrinks in her hand.
She finishes up and tells me to turn over and get on my knees, i didn't hesitate but I was very confused, as I knelt on the table head down ass up, with white lights bearing down, I felt like an OF model ready for a show.
The old lady mumbles i shave your ass and proceeds to spread me wide with her hands and inspects the eye of Sauron and asks me to take over and keep it spread well she shaved my crack and dot until it's smooth. She proceeds to put some lovely oil mixture all over and in my ass, balls and little wedge to stop itching, rash, ingrown (it worked)
As I'm still up she cleaned off the table and asked if i want happy ending, i stupidly said yes… she proceeds to take the gloves off, squirt the oil and go to town, little wedge wasn't having a bar of it, she notices and pulls her pants down and continues, even with that, i did not finish, we stopped, she didn't ask for money and i left.
Massage: NA
Extra: not for me
Shave/trim: amazing!
I have returned a few times and only for a shave and I love getting the shave, but never again for extras.
Thai Body
Location: busy road, no side door.
Shower: i don't think they have one.
Services: standard prices.
Extras: standard prices
Payment: Cash & EFT
I was shocked to see a new shop opening up a shop away from Mansha, and because I'm a sucker for punishment and can't resist a new shop opening, I booked a massage.
Standard process, texted, went down, greeted by the owner (description later) and paid for 30min with NHJ, $150 and ushered into a room.
Owner came in, she was, I want to say 40s, tall, thick, huge breasts, nice big ass and just the happiest person i have ever met (opening week)
She started the massage, was good, good pressure, a nice massage, she was happy with me touching her legs and thighs as she massaged and when she was done she moved got naked and moved to a sensual approach, she grabbed my hand and put it on her pussy as she touched grabbed and tickled my little wedge and slapped my ass.
She flipped me over and i took her all in, she was bigger, brown-skinned, voluptuous and had a huuugggeeee rack and ass, I'm into it, she didn't have supermodel beauty but her body was my cup of tea.
She was very very open to me touching, kissing and playing with her whole body, she didn't rush she played and enjoyed herself with little wedge, taking her time, teasing, enjoying me pleasing her, she decided that she liked me and wanted to do something special for no extra cost, she oiled up and sat ontop of me and used her pissy and hand to rub little wedge to the edge, then moved him between her boobs and finished him off covering herself in wedge juice.
All in all, it was a lot of fun and a lot of pleasure for me, would i return? Yes! Because i liked it. Recommended for the normal punter? No it's a boiler shop.
After a few weeks, I returned for a second visit, and i unfortunately didn't get the owner, instead, I got a lovely asian woman, 40s, short, nice body, average looks, same as before, $150 massage, NHJ, naked on the table.
The massage was good, she was naked the whole time, with lots of touching, playing, teasing and pleasing each other.
On the flip side, she was a freak, talking dirty super dirty, all over me, on top of the table, playing with herself, Cummings on my fingers and using my cock like it was her own, after going over by 20 min she was sitting between my legs and finishing me off, crazy smile on her face and begging to pay more next time so i can cum inside her.
What happened next shocked me and made little wedge hard as a rock again, she smiled, leaned down and licked the cum from the base to the tip of my cock and off her hands, smiled and said Next time you pay more and I'll make sure it's special.
Would i return? Again, yes!, She was crazy and i loved it, recommend for a normal punter? No it's a boiler shop, the looks arnt there but two lucky punts and a fun time.
Strathpine Massage Centre
Location: not too open, but next to a coffee shop and gym off a main road.
Shower: don't know.
Service: standard prices.
Extras: standard prices.
Payment: cash.
Again, it was new, i was in just from that, and oh boy was i disappointed, texted, got a text back free now you come now, was a big red flag, walked in, greeted by an older asian lady who has $$ in her eyes, paid for the massage and stupidly NHJ $150.
Naked on the table, ML nowhere to be seen for a good 20 min, I hear the door open and close and hear the washing up start.. She double-booked me… she came in, started the massage, rushed, nothing great, flip.. She's naked, offering me every service under the sun, while furiously jerking little wedge.
The more i said no, the more the prices changed for things, i finally said no, i have no money, and that stopped the questioning.
She finished me off, i felt deflated and unfulfilled and left never to return.
Everything was bad, ML wasn't great, a total turnoff and $$ hungry and not afraid to hide it.
Don't recommend for anyone!
Elemental Focus Massage
Location: busy road, but car park behind the shop with a back door.
Shower: no
Service: standard prices
Extras: standard prices
Payment: cash
Now i have many stories here, from day 1 of opening, I went and enjoyed it, different girls, some young, some old, some hot milfs with amazing bodies and some Aussie girls but as time went on, all that was left was the owner and an older asian lady.
The owner was fantastic, she was curvy and a lot of fun, with a good massage fun finisher and not pushy, I'll never forget the day she answered her phone to her lawyer it was urgent she said, i said that's ok thinking she would stop… nope, she kept going, she pulled her dress up, leg on the table for me to play with her, well she jerked little wedge and talked on the phone to her lawyer about her business. I came as she was going back and forth on the phone, 10/10 weirdest and funniest situation.
Would i return? Maybe one day, would i recommend it for a normal punter? No not anymore it's now a full boiler shop, dead and gone.
Wounded massage
Location: discreet; the car park is behind the buildings and the entrance is next to it.
Shower: yes, but never ever go in it looks gross.
Services: standard price
Extras: standard price
Payment: cash and EFT
This tiny hole in the wall is a weird one, the building and the woman are older, always have been always will be, except there was a young hot indian girl who worked there for a few weeks.
This place is just a boiler shop, it doesn't pretend, it doesn't offer the world, it's a simple quiet boiler shop, run by lovely older women, never pushy, ok massage and just average service, the one thing i like about this place is the rooms are awesome and big, the worst thing is the shower is fucking gross. Nothing really amazing it just exists and knows what it is.
Would i return? Eh, recommend to a normal punter? God no.
Sa Massage
All i have to say is even for me, fuck no, this place is so fucking pushy, same rush-job lady every time, expensive and just doesn't give a shit, the rooms are great tho! And did a FS with one lady who was fun but then made me take the condom with me when i left…
I will never return, have always been burned by “new staff” and just a waste of time.
Wonder Massage (name has changed) Lawnton
This place is weird, the girls are nice, everything is robotic, they are very tick and flick with extras and just cold interactions… also, I believe they had shitgate and had to put signs up on the wall because someone wiped their shitty ass over their towels lol.
I just don't recommend, it's cold interactions, bored staff no excitement or joy in the place.
I have more but Kallangar is a different beast. I'll post more boiler reviews later.
Mansha Thai
Location: busy road, side door but i have never seen it.
Shower: don't think it has one.
Services: standard prices.
Extras: standard prices.
Clipper shave:$30
Payment: Cash
I have attended this shop a few times to get the bush trimmed with clippers. Texted the shop, made an appointment, headed down and did the walk of shame along the main road. Entered the shop and was greeted by a small, skinny old lady. Told her my booking, and she ushered me into the room.
The room was dark, with a massage table, a mirror and a disco light. She asked me to undress and lie on my back and left the room, she came back in and switched the main lights on and looked at me in all my glory.
Started the process, chucked some batteries in her shaver, sterilised the heads and guards (thank god!) chucked on some gloves and started shaving. She is great, took her time, had laser focus and made sure she got every Hair, as little wedge gets whipped in every direction for the shave grows and shrinks in her hand.
She finishes up and tells me to turn over and get on my knees, i didn't hesitate but I was very confused, as I knelt on the table head down ass up, with white lights bearing down, I felt like an OF model ready for a show.
The old lady mumbles i shave your ass and proceeds to spread me wide with her hands and inspects the eye of Sauron and asks me to take over and keep it spread well she shaved my crack and dot until it's smooth. She proceeds to put some lovely oil mixture all over and in my ass, balls and little wedge to stop itching, rash, ingrown (it worked)
As I'm still up she cleaned off the table and asked if i want happy ending, i stupidly said yes… she proceeds to take the gloves off, squirt the oil and go to town, little wedge wasn't having a bar of it, she notices and pulls her pants down and continues, even with that, i did not finish, we stopped, she didn't ask for money and i left.
Massage: NA
Extra: not for me
Shave/trim: amazing!
I have returned a few times and only for a shave and I love getting the shave, but never again for extras.
Thai Body
Location: busy road, no side door.
Shower: i don't think they have one.
Services: standard prices.
Extras: standard prices
Payment: Cash & EFT
I was shocked to see a new shop opening up a shop away from Mansha, and because I'm a sucker for punishment and can't resist a new shop opening, I booked a massage.
Standard process, texted, went down, greeted by the owner (description later) and paid for 30min with NHJ, $150 and ushered into a room.
Owner came in, she was, I want to say 40s, tall, thick, huge breasts, nice big ass and just the happiest person i have ever met (opening week)
She started the massage, was good, good pressure, a nice massage, she was happy with me touching her legs and thighs as she massaged and when she was done she moved got naked and moved to a sensual approach, she grabbed my hand and put it on her pussy as she touched grabbed and tickled my little wedge and slapped my ass.
She flipped me over and i took her all in, she was bigger, brown-skinned, voluptuous and had a huuugggeeee rack and ass, I'm into it, she didn't have supermodel beauty but her body was my cup of tea.
She was very very open to me touching, kissing and playing with her whole body, she didn't rush she played and enjoyed herself with little wedge, taking her time, teasing, enjoying me pleasing her, she decided that she liked me and wanted to do something special for no extra cost, she oiled up and sat ontop of me and used her pissy and hand to rub little wedge to the edge, then moved him between her boobs and finished him off covering herself in wedge juice.
All in all, it was a lot of fun and a lot of pleasure for me, would i return? Yes! Because i liked it. Recommended for the normal punter? No it's a boiler shop.
After a few weeks, I returned for a second visit, and i unfortunately didn't get the owner, instead, I got a lovely asian woman, 40s, short, nice body, average looks, same as before, $150 massage, NHJ, naked on the table.
The massage was good, she was naked the whole time, with lots of touching, playing, teasing and pleasing each other.
On the flip side, she was a freak, talking dirty super dirty, all over me, on top of the table, playing with herself, Cummings on my fingers and using my cock like it was her own, after going over by 20 min she was sitting between my legs and finishing me off, crazy smile on her face and begging to pay more next time so i can cum inside her.
What happened next shocked me and made little wedge hard as a rock again, she smiled, leaned down and licked the cum from the base to the tip of my cock and off her hands, smiled and said Next time you pay more and I'll make sure it's special.
Would i return? Again, yes!, She was crazy and i loved it, recommend for a normal punter? No it's a boiler shop, the looks arnt there but two lucky punts and a fun time.
Strathpine Massage Centre
Location: not too open, but next to a coffee shop and gym off a main road.
Shower: don't know.
Service: standard prices.
Extras: standard prices.
Payment: cash.
Again, it was new, i was in just from that, and oh boy was i disappointed, texted, got a text back free now you come now, was a big red flag, walked in, greeted by an older asian lady who has $$ in her eyes, paid for the massage and stupidly NHJ $150.
Naked on the table, ML nowhere to be seen for a good 20 min, I hear the door open and close and hear the washing up start.. She double-booked me… she came in, started the massage, rushed, nothing great, flip.. She's naked, offering me every service under the sun, while furiously jerking little wedge.
The more i said no, the more the prices changed for things, i finally said no, i have no money, and that stopped the questioning.
She finished me off, i felt deflated and unfulfilled and left never to return.
Everything was bad, ML wasn't great, a total turnoff and $$ hungry and not afraid to hide it.
Don't recommend for anyone!
Elemental Focus Massage
Location: busy road, but car park behind the shop with a back door.
Shower: no
Service: standard prices
Extras: standard prices
Payment: cash
Now i have many stories here, from day 1 of opening, I went and enjoyed it, different girls, some young, some old, some hot milfs with amazing bodies and some Aussie girls but as time went on, all that was left was the owner and an older asian lady.
The owner was fantastic, she was curvy and a lot of fun, with a good massage fun finisher and not pushy, I'll never forget the day she answered her phone to her lawyer it was urgent she said, i said that's ok thinking she would stop… nope, she kept going, she pulled her dress up, leg on the table for me to play with her, well she jerked little wedge and talked on the phone to her lawyer about her business. I came as she was going back and forth on the phone, 10/10 weirdest and funniest situation.
Would i return? Maybe one day, would i recommend it for a normal punter? No not anymore it's now a full boiler shop, dead and gone.
Wounded massage
Location: discreet; the car park is behind the buildings and the entrance is next to it.
Shower: yes, but never ever go in it looks gross.
Services: standard price
Extras: standard price
Payment: cash and EFT
This tiny hole in the wall is a weird one, the building and the woman are older, always have been always will be, except there was a young hot indian girl who worked there for a few weeks.
This place is just a boiler shop, it doesn't pretend, it doesn't offer the world, it's a simple quiet boiler shop, run by lovely older women, never pushy, ok massage and just average service, the one thing i like about this place is the rooms are awesome and big, the worst thing is the shower is fucking gross. Nothing really amazing it just exists and knows what it is.
Would i return? Eh, recommend to a normal punter? God no.
Sa Massage
All i have to say is even for me, fuck no, this place is so fucking pushy, same rush-job lady every time, expensive and just doesn't give a shit, the rooms are great tho! And did a FS with one lady who was fun but then made me take the condom with me when i left…
I will never return, have always been burned by “new staff” and just a waste of time.
Wonder Massage (name has changed) Lawnton
This place is weird, the girls are nice, everything is robotic, they are very tick and flick with extras and just cold interactions… also, I believe they had shitgate and had to put signs up on the wall because someone wiped their shitty ass over their towels lol.
I just don't recommend, it's cold interactions, bored staff no excitement or joy in the place.
I have more but Kallangar is a different beast. I'll post more boiler reviews later.