Real sex stories

[pornonporn]

What's a real life situation you dream of happening but has a good chance of happening not something unrealistic like having sex with your tutor or teacher.
I wish I was a witness of a car accident. And the person asked me for my details.
She would later call me that night requesting my dash cam footage.
And I said you have to suck my dick.
I go over and she sucks my dick and then I said I want to have sex now.
I always wish of this happening.

[Aa91]

🤨 unrealistic? it seems to me that ppl having sex with teachers or tutors is quite realistic from what I have seen on news alot..

[Linza Giz]

What's a real life situation you dream of happening but has a good chance of happening not something unrealistic like having sex with your tutor or teacher.
I wish I was a witness of a car accident. And the person asked me for my details.
She would later call me that night requesting my dash cam footage.
And I said you have to suck my dick.
I go over and she sucks my dick and then I said I want to have sex now.
I always wish of this happening.

This is less realistic than having sex with a tutor or teacher. You are basically describing a crime... Blackmailing a woman for sexual services, basically sexually assaulting her to secure the dash cam footage.

This story only has one ending... You ending up on the news and then in jail.

[MasterPaizuri]

What's a real life situation you dream of happening but has a good chance of happening not something unrealistic like having sex with your tutor or teacher.
I wish I was a witness of a car accident. And the person asked me for my details.
She would later call me that night requesting my dash cam footage.
And I said you have to suck my dick.
I go over and she sucks my dick and then I said I want to have sex now.
I always wish of this happening.

This is the most incel thing I've ever read...and that's saying something on this website lol

[GoldfishMan]

Sounds like you been hitting the JAV porn abit too much bro. They really have some sick stuff in there in terms of the plot.

[cos30]

Sometimes I dream that I go to a brothel or massage place and get sex. One can fantasize...

[I_luv_doggie.]

Fucking Norma Stitz.

[PJD]

Lol.

I've found myself in situations in my younger years that'd make a working girl blush to hear.

[neveragain]

I wish I was a witness of a car accident. And the person asked me for my details.
She would later call me that night requesting my dash cam footage.
And I said you have to suck my dick.
I go over and she sucks my dick and then I said I want to have sex now.
I always wish of this happening.

Sometimes I worry that I'm a weird cunt and then I read shite like this.

[Linza Giz]

Sometimes I worry that I'm a weird cunt and then I read shite like this.

No matter how much cunting we do just remember there is always another weird ass mother fucker out there out cunting us.

[PJD]

Sometimes I worry that I'm a weird cunt and then I read shite like this.

Oh, I'm absolutely a weird cunt. It's remembering that people have fantasies that I consider this tame that affirms it :shout:

[Jack-Jack]

This is less realistic than having sex with a tutor or teacher. You are basically describing a crime... Blackmailing a woman for sexual services, basically sexually assaulting her to secure the dash cam footage.

This story only has one ending... You ending up on the news and then in jail.

This sounds like something Linq would get himself caught in LOL I wonder if he’s still embroiled in court cases with the ML/WL :shout:

[Jack-Jack]

Sometimes I worry that I'm a weird cunt and then I read shite like this.

When in doubt think about ppl like Linq that exists on here and not banned despite all the controversies and political BS and racist shit he pulls up with I swear the guy must do a coin toss and be like do I associate myself as fellow Asian or do I say fuck this place Australia ain’t so great but I’m still here (living in Aus and on this forum gaslighting ppl)

[pornonporn]

Another one would be - being stuck in an elevator with a hot girl
And it was cold so we had to cuddle and then we pounded each other

[PJD]

When in doubt think about ppl like Linq that exists on here and not banned despite all the controversies and political BS and racist shit he pulls up with I swear the guy must do a coin toss and be like do I associate myself as fellow Asian or do I say fuck this place Australia ain’t so great but I’m still here (living in Aus and on this forum gaslighting ppl)

Nah, let's be clear here. Being a weird cunt is fine, honestly most of the good people I know are weird cunts in one way or another... Linq is a retarded cunt. Big difference, let's not confuse things.

[HiredGoon]

What's a real life situation you dream of happening but has a good chance of happening not something unrealistic like having sex with your tutor or teacher.
I wish I was a witness of a car accident. And the person asked me for my details.
She would later call me that night requesting my dash cam footage.
And I said you have to suck my dick.
I go over and she sucks my dick and then I said I want to have sex now.
I always wish of this happening.

I could set this scenario up for you but it'll be 10k or so, depending on the cars.

[PJD]

Another one would be - being stuck in an elevator with a hot girl
And it was cold so we had to cuddle and then we pounded each other

I'm half on board with this, but have you ever been in an elevator when the power is out? Those fuckers get hot.

A slow, blushing, unsexy striptease, anything to try to keep cool as temperatures climb and climb and climb, all the while mutual attraction climbing with them as everywhere you look you can't help but notice who you're trapped with in the mirrored floors and ceiling. Finally a voice sounds over the intercom "Hang tight, we've got the building power back on and the air conditioning will kick in soon, but we can't get power to the lift for another hour. Can you let us know how many people are in there? The video cameras won't come back on until the lift power returns"........

I know an elevator tech down in Melb. I could probably make this happen :shout:

[pornonporn]

I was actually stuck in an elevator.
But it already went down three quarters of the height of the elevator. And then the door opened and if I wanted to come out I would have to climb but i was scared it would close.
I wish I was in there with a girl.

[pornonporn]

Another one being in a session and police come in and the massage girl locks the door and police leave but she doesn't know the police left so we are stuck in the room all day with nothing to do but to fuck

[Supersmashbros]

I once had an erection problem that wouldn't go away. I walked into the local GP already hard from days of this stubborn erection that wouldn’t quit no matter how long I abstained. The young hot doctor stepped in holding a thermometer between her lips, chewed the tip while glancing at my chart, then pulled it out with a soft pop and told me she needed to check my temperature. Instead of using it, she opened my gown, wrapped her hand around my cock, and sank to her knees.

Her mouth closed over the head warm and wet, tongue swirling as she took me deeper, sucking with steady pressure while soft wet sounds filled the room. She pulled off just long enough to murmur that my temperature was fine, then went back down, swallowing around me until I finally came across her tongue. She kept sucking gently through it, wiped the corner of her lips, and calmly noted something on my chart like it was the most routine part of the visit.

[Franker]

I once had an erection problem that wouldn't go away. I walked into the local GP already hard from days of this stubborn erection that wouldn’t quit no matter how long I abstained. The young hot doctor stepped in holding a thermometer between her lips, chewed the tip while glancing at my chart, then pulled it out with a soft pop and told me she needed to check my temperature. Instead of using it, she opened my gown, wrapped her hand around my cock, and sank to her knees.

Her mouth closed over the head warm and wet, tongue swirling as she took me deeper, sucking with steady pressure while soft wet sounds filled the room. She pulled off just long enough to murmur that my temperature was fine, then went back down, swallowing around me until I finally came across her tongue. She kept sucking gently through it, wiped the corner of her lips, and calmly noted something on my chart like it was the most routine part of the visit.

I'm changing doctors ....

[pornonporn]

Did that happen

[pornonporn]

I once had my dick waxed but before it started the girl rubbed and massaged my testicles with baby powder to make my dick hard and this was an aussie girl
Other times when I had a massage at a legit place - my arm was on the side of the bed and the girl pushed her pussy right up against it felt so good i nearly rubbed her pussy but didnt want to get kicked out

[GoldfishMan]

I once had an erection problem that wouldn't go away. I walked into the local GP already hard from days of this stubborn erection that wouldn’t quit no matter how long I abstained. The young hot doctor stepped in holding a thermometer between her lips, chewed the tip while glancing at my chart, then pulled it out with a soft pop and told me she needed to check my temperature. Instead of using it, she opened my gown, wrapped her hand around my cock, and sank to her knees.

Her mouth closed over the head warm and wet, tongue swirling as she took me deeper, sucking with steady pressure while soft wet sounds filled the room. She pulled off just long enough to murmur that my temperature was fine, then went back down, swallowing around me until I finally came across her tongue. She kept sucking gently through it, wiped the corner of her lips, and calmly noted something on my chart like it was the most routine part of the visit.

FMD, that's hot!! You've got talent bro!

[pornonporn]

FMD, that's hot!! You've got talent bro!

I'm sure this was his wet dream not a reality

[Franker]

Long back a few decades ago when I was in my teens I was at my buddys place and we were set to go out somewhere me and his family. His mum (single mum) had always been a bit flirty in hindsight but at time I didnt think realise it cause too naiv. Me and his mum were in her bedroom for some reason can't remember with my buddy somewhere else in the house. Before we left she said she had to change tops. Before I even had chance to leave the room she pulled her top off and she had the biggest pair of tits I seen at that point in life. She continue talking casual to me while this was happening like it was nothing. Anyway I never tell my buddy about it and always wonder if she was seeing if I was gonna make a move on her

[Linza Giz]

Long back a few decades ago when I was in my teens I was at my buddys place and we were set to go out somewhere me and his family. His mum (single mum) had always been a bit flirty in hindsight but at time I didnt think realise it cause too naiv. Me and his mum were in her bedroom for some reason can't remember with my buddy somewhere else in the house. Before we left she said she had to change tops. Before I even had chance to leave the room she pulled her top off and she had the biggest pair of tits I seen at that point in life. She continue talking casual to me while this was happening like it was nothing. Anyway I never tell my buddy about it and always wonder if she was seeing if I was gonna make a move on her

This actually happened to me also, I was at a family friends house and my mum and my mates mum were in the bedroom talking with the door open.... Me and me mate are watching TV in the living room and his mum's room is right opposite so we could see in the room though the door and she starts changing her shirt and takes of her bra also we both looked my mate was super embarrassed and looked away but I kept staring... She had amazing tits. Totally innocent and accidentally though but to my teenage brain it was great.

His mum was always a looker but she was very platonic with all his friends so I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose.

[Happy13]

Was going to a concert with a mate and his Mum. Before we left she came out in a see through bra, holding two shirts and asking what one to wear. Then she insisted on sitting next to me at the concert. 13 year old me had no idea what to do!

[Happy13]

And this is post 50! LOL

[Happy13]

And I’ve just realised that I need more than 50!

[bookshelf69]

Another one being in a session and police come in and the massage girl locks the door and police leave but she doesn't know the police left so we are stuck in the room all day with nothing to do but to fuck

I think you're entitled to this as payment for the broadway gay

[cumquat]

so we are stuck in the room all day with nothing to do but to fuck

Ha ha . You meant to say stuck in a room with an ML all day and watching her endlessly scroll on her 3 phones,