C Jessica AVOID

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Chinese Jessica

Person's Name : Jessica

Establishment : Sydney Girl Massage

Month/Year of Visit : Aug 2026

Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 110 Catherdal street

Hours of Business : 10am - Midnight

Ethnicity : Chinese

Age: 19Y (young 20s)

Rates : $140/60 min

Extras Cost : extra to even rest my hand on her thigh

Services Provided : Offered none were provided

Size/shape: pretty face, tall, skinny. (photos accurate, but skin not as pale)

Value for money/recommendation? : hell no


My experience/comments :

Long time lurker, first time poster and first time walk out. Huge believer of YMMV but this one takes it out the park and I am forced to write this.

Jessica is definitely a looker. Her photos are accurate and do capture her demeanour and attitude.

Part 1:
For 30minutes she gently ran her long nail extensions up and down my back followed by slapping my ass cheeks at least 6 times because she found them round. I thought this was the cliched “end of massage” routine and I was going to get an early part 2…. boy was I naive….

Part 2
I flipped around and she provided a list of extras - unfortunately the prices were either in yen or I had to sell my second kidney. She rejected my counteroffer (she has every right to do so) and I opted for the already included nhj.

this is when things got sour. she started to sell her other extras which I am not a fan of. through out this sales proposition she was constantly looking at her own reflection in the mirror which I found weird sorry I digressed. I stated that i’ll stick with the nhj

during this time she’ll dig her palms and bodyweight very hard onto my thighs followed by a few tugs on a limp cock - then followed by a routine to the tissue box where she’ll rip out a good 6 sheets just to wipe my flaccid dick. she actually did this a couple of times - shes definitely not a tree hugger.. i rested my hand on her thigh which was up on the table next to me, but i got a cold “touching will cost extra”

seeing that we aren't getting anywhere and we are beyond the 45min mark, i'm still soft, she has yet to disrobe, the tissue box is getting empty - i got up, showered and decided to leave. she belittled me the entire time that i was in the shower and as i was getting dressed - she even accused me of taking a photo when i picked up my phone off the table to put back into my pocket. she demanded to see my phone which i did showed her - no camera app was open.

she followed me back to the reception (normally they go back into the room, no girl would want to be seen in the reception right next to the open door) she stood there whilst I was talking to the receptionist. I faked a conversation with the receptionist so that Jessica could leave and I could have a word in private with the receptionist and when Jessica finally left - I voiced my complaint and was told that she cant just give out a partial refund and that I’ll have to contact the boss on Monday when they are working. Ive yet to hear back…

[dvu420]

The first (and only) time I saw Jessica was a few months back. Terrible experience but she told me she was a 'findom' and into bdsm. She offered a footjob for $50 and then a HJ for another $50, and then a bodyslide for another $80. There was definitely something up with her.

But its funny since I was talking with my regular at SGM a few weeks back about Jessica - and she mentioned the same thing about picking up the phone. Apparently its not the first time she's accused customers of taking photos when they pick up their phone.

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How hot is she out of 10 would you say?

Sometimes I prefer to go to massage places without any extras. Go there for a tease, main course somewhere else.

I like description the website writes for her profile lol

Gentle personality. Lovely sweet heart. Very horny girl.

[vkast]

I considered writing this very negative AR many months ago but dismissed it because the more I thought about it the more I got annoyed remembering how much time and $ I wasted. Fast forward to now I see this post and I feel the need to chime in.

Saw Jessica at Parramatta Blossom. I know names overlap with MLs but there's no doubt your description is of the same girl, especially since PBM and SGM share roster. Young, relatively attractive and petite tissue girl.

I'd consider myself a very patient and understanding person and I know not everyone enjoys this job but holy shit this girl was straight up weird and I think she should be in the NBA and called in when the team is ahead because she's a professional at running down the clock.

Part 1:
She requested washing hands to start. No objections and being sanitary is fine in my eyes. The long fingernails and a shitty attempt at a 'massage' begins. I could describe the experience like when someone in a movie is poking someone with a stick to check if they're dead. Okay maybe a slight exaggeration, but you get the point. I honestly think I give myself a better body massage. Asked about extras and part 3 was offered for 3 pineapples. She mentions she doesn't offer this to everyone, but I always let their actions do the talking and not their words alone. I thought the worst part of the service was going to be the massage... little did I know...

Part 3:
I start undressing and despite the bad massage, thanks to my morning coffee my mood is still good and I'm rock hard. She gasps at the sight of my manhood and says it's huge. I wouldn't say I'm massive or anything but just well/decently equipped. Okay whatever if she thinks it's big, the 'massage' for 5-10 mins was a waste of time and I'm trying to move things along but she keeps coming back to the size and that she's 'scared'. I assure her it's not that big and I'd be gentle but she keeps repeating herself again... and again... and again... and again... and again... delaying with slow actions, questions and repeated exclamations to stall. She mentions washing my hands before touching her so I go to wash my hands... again. She keeps talking about my size but at this point I'm semi-aggressively dismissing it. Side note, even IF she did think it was huge there's no way you justify wasting another 5-10 minutes constantly talking about it. I have had other MLs and WLs comment on my size and it's dismissed at max after 15-20 seconds of chit chat and whilst they talk about it they'd usually do some touching and worshipping but with Jessica it felt like somewhat 'fear and distance'. I would totally understand if she was legitimately scared, but I'm not blind to see her other stalling tactics combined with this so safe to say she was making the most of being presented with an opportunity to milk time by pretending and/or exaggerating her 'worried' expressions. She's wasted so much time I tell her if she's so scared that I wanted someone else. She said 'but you already paid...' i.e. I have no choice and I'm stuck with her. Well ok then if I'm committed no more stalling.

Okay time to assert myself, respectfully of course. I approach her and because she's tiny I lift her up and put stand her on the chair begin to undress her and suck on her nipples. I prefer bigger boobs personally, but I'm not super fussy. If you're a tits man you should hit up another ML. I take off her clothes and lay it down on the other chair and she immediately jolts like a deer in headlights to pick up her dress and pat it down and said that the chair was dirty (it wasn't imho, but fair enough) and hangs it on the door saying, with attitude, 'treat my clothes how you would treat me'. Uhhhhh... ok mum? Honestly with that line and how I was feeling in the moment as time passed, taking her advice would lead me to leaving the clothes on the floor. Since I touched her dirty clothes, guess what... it's washing hands time yayyyy :))))))) ps. lord almighty how many tissues is this woman going through I feel like PBM's $80 hourly rate won't cover the tissue box expenses alone.

She lays down and puts the dom on and takes off her panties. Not shaved or groomed. Being a man that dislikes bushwalking, this was a bit of rough site given the thickness of this shrubbery. Into the cave and well... nothing special. She's wet and all but I guess from the experience up until this point, the only thing that would save it was if she was smoking hot or 8-10/10 pretty but with her not hitting that mark almost nothing can save her at this point. I'm not fucking for enjoyment here this is the equivalent of getting a shit meal served at a restaurant and forcing yourself to eat to not waste money. Been in missionary for a while I wanted to change positions so I pull the soldier out fold her legs on her side and just as I'm about to re-enter she notices that I grabbed my junk to position for insert... wrong move buddy. She instantly grabs my hand and before she even tells me I'm already eyeing the sink. Woman you're already wasting so god damn many tissues, I'm adding to your destruction of nature with the amount of hand drying I'm doing too. I'm thinking at this point how funny it would be if in the future I saw her on a kleenex or sorbent advertisement, but I digress.

Okay so I come back to her and notice my manhood is defeated and limp bizkit. She can obviously tell I'm not pleased with her and she offers to finish with a HJ. I don't think I'm going to get hard again without some vigorous tugging and even after that, I'd have to wash my hands again... so I comply. As we're getting into position she reassures me all her customers are happy with her and with the service she provides which just bled insecurity and cognitive bias to be honest. She mechanically gets to work and despite her being nude in front of me, I have to close my eyes and think of my last session with Maya to get me over the line.

We're finished and I wash my hands for the last time, thankfully. As I'm dressing and saying goodbyes she pleads me with an attempted puppy dog eyes expression to not say bad things about her to reception or she will 'get into trouble'. Now hold on, if everyone is happy with your service that you pride yourself on, why are you so sure I'm going to say something bad? As I'm going out the door she attempts forced small chitchat and upon hearing my occupation she stops me at the door and rests her hand on my chest in a super affectionate way and says with beaming wide-opened eyes "you have this job? you must have lots of money!" That just sealed the deal for me. Ugly personality. I was a regular at PBM but this encounter is the type that makes you consider not coming back ever.

I leave myself notes on service to remind myself in future. Jessica's note reads:

Jessica - Germaphobe with princess syndrome. DO NOT GO BACK

This is the kind of experience that makes your establishment lose loyal customers.