View Full Version : Question Worst punt of your life?
Vegopus
03-10-2026, 06:46 PM
My worst punt was in the late 1990s. A Caucasian WL was doing the health check and noticed some irregularities around my coronal sulcus, just behind the head, but it was just scarring from the stitches from my circumcision when I was 11.
She was adamant it was scarring from herpes sores and when I assured her it wasn't she began asking me questions like does it hurt when I urinate do I have a burning sensation when I take a piss.
Then she began squeezing the tip of my penis which I could only assume was checking for discharge, when some precum began to ooze out, she says oh no babe this looks like chlamydia. She then gets up and washes her hands and when she returns she lays down some rules.
We can fuck but keep your fingers away from my pussy, no kissing and protection all the way.
Her attitude was such a turn-off but ss I was very young, dumb and full of cum, I went ahead with it.
BIG MISTAKE!
A 3 minute cbj followed by mish, reverse cow girl and soggy doggy.
This WL was loose AF
In doggy she turns around and says time is nearly up and you don't get any money back just because you can't cum.
I was hard but couldn't cum.
Physically and emotionally there was no feeling and I was ready to get out of there.
Money wasted
Lesson learned.
WTF.
Shitsyeah
03-10-2026, 07:31 PM
For me that would be Ayuki at N5M not all that long ago.
Did post an AR
HAPPY PUNTING
kingwally
03-10-2026, 07:51 PM
Some Indian girl at Newtown 2 or 3 years ago...fucking shocking performance from the girl and the bitch at reception was a cunt as well. I have never been back there.
Vegopus
03-10-2026, 08:12 PM
Ok
Here's a second hand story.
A man was out and about at a strip club in the X early 2000s.
A stripper invited him to a private room for $300 per hour.
He was filled up with booze and powder/pills.
He already had a bar TAB of $200.
Apparently his drink was spiked and not long after he entered the room, he passes out and wakes up 7 hours later.
As he tried to leave the venue, the receptionist asks him to wait in the waiting room.
2 wardrobe sized islanders walk in and handed him a bill for 5k.
Bar tab, room hire and girl's hourly rate.
When he says he can't pay at the moment they take his wallet remove his license and then handed back his wallet.
Needless to say be came back ASAP with the 5k.
I wonder how many times they pulled this stunt.
17012430
03-10-2026, 08:17 PM
Went to 1 Nirvana in Pendle Hill few years ago just to see what it was like (it was the first shop I was going to when I started punting). Was very drunk
Got roped into trying ice and ended up staying whole night. Paid out the ass for that.
GoldfishMan
03-10-2026, 08:44 PM
I would say it was a cheap punt in Malaysia. Girl was so not into it, plus I was having a whirlwind affair at the time with a 21 yo. I guess you could say I had more sex than I needed.
I ended up storming out of the punt without doing anything. I don’t think I even took my clothes off. I told the captain right when he was doing the lineup, right there in front of everyone, how shitty the girl was and said “you can keep my money, I ain’t coming back”. That felt good!
coldtowel
03-10-2026, 10:37 PM
Worst punt was my first ever punt, in Amsterdam. Was backpacking around Europe with a few mates. First night in the city and we decided to smoke a bit of the local produce and then pay a visit to the red light district. Chose this reasonably sexy German blonde, she started giving me a CBJ but I was too stoned and tired and I went floppy. She took off the dom, looked pretty angry, and then said that I could “fuck in ze butthole” if I paid her a bit more, but it just wasn’t going to happen in the state I was in. I put back on my clothes, sheepishly, and got out of there.
maguro
03-10-2026, 10:45 PM
I don't have good punts or bad punts as all my transactional sex is so average.
The compliments and friendliness are so faked. They did the same to evey cuastomer they see.
There were weeks I went seaching for excitement or chemistry.
There were weeks I totally withdrew from going to the massage parlours.
Not to expect anything. Get nothing special. Maybe it's a good thing.
Such is life.
Travel420
03-10-2026, 11:35 PM
Worst punt was getting a good massage and there was some really good TT and things started to get pretty hot and sweaty. I’m still on my stomach and the ML goes to the front of the table to wash her hands to get ready for the flip etc. I reach up and play with her pussy and she’s enjoying it shaking her ass. I spread her cheeks to have some more fun and there is a nugget of shit sitting in her crack. Completely turned me off.
No idea how she didn’t realise given the size of it. Must of been on something
Double_Adapter
04-10-2026, 12:53 AM
Worst punt was getting a good massage and there was some really good TT and things started to get pretty hot and sweaty. IÂ’m still on my stomach and the ML goes to the front of the table to wash her hands to get ready for the flip etc. I reach up and play with her pussy and sheÂ’s enjoying it shaking her ass. I spread her cheeks to have some more fun and there is a nugget of shit sitting in her crack. Completely turned me off.
No idea how she didnÂ’t realise given the size of it. Must of been on something
two potential scenarios
- probably had just been fucked in the ass by the previous punter
- or was flat out all day with back-to-back bookings and was prairie doggin by the time you rocked up
Vegopus
04-10-2026, 08:52 AM
Worst punt was getting a good massage and there was some really good TT and things started to get pretty hot and sweaty. I’m still on my stomach and the ML goes to the front of the table to wash her hands to get ready for the flip etc. I reach up and play with her pussy and she’s enjoying it shaking her ass. I spread her cheeks to have some more fun and there is a nugget of shit sitting in her crack. Completely turned me off.
No idea how she didn’t realise given the size of it. Must of been on something
WTAF!?!?
YUCK!! 🤢
Double_Adapter
04-10-2026, 11:09 AM
WTAF!?!?
YUCK!!
....shit happens
JethroToll
04-10-2026, 07:10 PM
Went to 14 Lambton Rd Broadmeadow in Newcastle back in the day. They used to speacialise in busty girls - there was nearly always a good 'un for FS. One Sunday I visited and the girl I chose from the lineup had big tits and seemed confident. When she came into the room after I showered she looked like a rabbit in the headliights and I asked her if she was OK, which she ignored and I already suspected this was her first day on the job. She refused everything I asked for and after 10 minutes of frustration I told her to relax and put my clothes on, at which point she started apologising. I wasn't angry, just bewildered. I walked out to the reception and told the madam to seriously check on the girl, who walked out behind me, much to the madam's disgust. I didn't ask and wasn't offered a refund, and it put me off the punt altogether for a few weeks. Pretty sure I never went back there.
ironmonk
04-10-2026, 10:14 PM
Had a punt through a local agency in BKK. The girl was pretty enough but think she might have been high, kept on doing weird movements with her lips and was just staring at the ceiling. Complete silence, not even any FOAM. I couldn't even make eye contact, lucky I finished up within 5 mins and left quick. Not to mention, her hotel room was a complete mess. Hope you get well sister.
Costy
04-10-2026, 11:34 PM
One time maybe 15-20 years ago at a FS shop on the north side. Went in cold and picked a girl named Barbie. Shouldn’t have gone through with it but I did. As it got to the point where in entered in mish i focused on her faceI found her looks so repulsive and ugly my biggie went flat straight away. I had to apologise and literally say I can’t do this. With her still on the bed I had the fastest shower ever threw my clothes on and got the fuck out of there. I’ve had a few shockers but that is burnt into my memory.
Costy
04-10-2026, 11:49 PM
Another one, not my worst but left an everlasting impression on me. What I would like to call as young pup that I was,my rookie year of punting, literally my first or second punt. At a shop in Artarmon at the time called (if my memory is correct) Vianet international relaxation centre - iykyk! I copped a standing bj from a Chinese milf, blew down her gullet and left a pile of swimmers on the floor. Not long after had a horrible case of chlamydia that almost put me off forever. I imagine sheÂ’d be in her 70Â’s now 😳.
While IÂ’m here, that same shop I remember seeing another milf where as I pulled out of her box I shot a load about a metre long that landed on her face and in her mouth. We were both amazed I did that 🤣
SinSeeker
12-10-2026, 05:37 PM
The worst punt I had was with K Jane at Ginza Empire. Started off ok with BJ in the shower. But it was the most disinterested BJ.
Moved to the bed and the slow shallow disinterested BJ continued. I can handle a star fish, but a disinterested lady who still wants to be in charge is my worst outcome. The inevitable happened and I lost my hard on.
She spoke very little English and so communication was mom existent. The moment I lost my hard on she jumped on the intercom and spoke to the receptionist. She asked me to leave the room with no clue about whats happening.
I was feeling completely mortified and humiliated. Went to the reception and told him it was the worst service I ever received. He just handed some portion of the money back. I was feeling so mortified that I just shoved it in my pocket and left.
Went straight to my go to massage place at 14 Artillery Cres without a booking. Saw a MILF with big saggy boobs and nice large nipples that could have fed a kid (or 5) in their lifetime. But she was horny as. She didn't even negotiate a price for part 3 and we went at it like rabbits. Within seconds I was hard enough to poke a hole in the wall. It was truly one of the best punts I ever had because of her enthusiasm. Sadly I didn't even remember her name.
Manhood and ego restored, I left a happy man [emoji846]
Sent from my SM-S908E using Tapatalk
Double_Adapter
12-10-2026, 05:46 PM
Technically, the worst punts are the ones where you walk away with an STD/STI
panther7933
12-10-2026, 06:00 PM
Worst was a Brazilian, and most of my worst were them till I learnt generally they suck, and not in the good way. This one was on drugs I think, tired or just a bitch or all 3. We started getting down to it and she was yawning, looking fully disinterested. I ended it right there and got most of my money back.
Had similar another time, so bad it made me go soft, then the girl asked if I had those problems before haha. No, only with you and your shit attitude baby.
Bigscotty
12-10-2026, 06:04 PM
I was fingering one of the nuru girls in mirage/platnium and it started to smell putrid that I nearly vomitted. I couldnt get hard afterwards but just to be polite I told her I was tired. She is still working there bur I never saw her again, even now just remembering the smell makes me gag.
Vegopus
12-10-2026, 06:49 PM
I was fingering one of the nuru girls in mirage/platnium and it started to smell putrid that I nearly vomitted. I couldnt get hard afterwards but just to be polite I told her I was tired. She is still working there bur I never saw her again, even now just remembering the smell makes me gag.
I've across a few putrid pussies in my life.
Both WL and non WL.
Its fucking disgusting! 🤢
I've across a few putrid pussies in my life.
Both WL and non WL.
Its fucking disgusting!
Same here, Hate to say t but it has always been a cauc from my experience anyhow..
If they don't want to take a shower before then it isn't looking good right there.
Went to Jingle Bells once and just couldn't after a sniff. Might be way to get the $$ and get rid of the punter quick too.
Worked on me but I won't be back.
Massagecreep
12-10-2026, 08:14 PM
My last few pussy smell experiences have been viet and chinese. So it happens to all nationalities
woods23
12-10-2026, 08:55 PM
Always be with white girl.
They treat you like school kids.
Don't touch this nd that. ( touch cock don't touch condom is quite funny ) slap your hands haha..fck me
Some really look down on Asian..they behave differently i believe
Vegopus
12-10-2026, 09:16 PM
Always be with white girl.
They treat you like school kids.
Don't touch this nd that. ( touch cock don't touch condom is quite funny ) slap your hands haha..fck me
Some really look down on Asian..they behave differently i believe
That's why i refuse to see Caucasian WLs
Vegopus
12-10-2026, 09:18 PM
Yes.
All races suffer from smelly pussy.
My worst 3
Chinese
Filipina
Caucasian
My last few pussy smell experiences have been viet and chinese. So it happens to all nationalities
andrewv
12-10-2026, 10:22 PM
I would have said "No problem. We should not go ahead" and asked for my money back and walked out.
Why bother continuing with the session if she has formed a view that you're infected.
My worst punt was in the late 1990s. A Caucasian WL was doing the health check and noticed some irregularities around my coronal sulcus, just behind the head, but it was just scarring from the stitches from my circumcision when I was 11.
She was adamant it was scarring from herpes sores and when I assured her it wasn't she began asking me questions like does it hurt when I urinate do I have a burning sensation when I take a piss.
Then she began squeezing the tip of my penis which I could only assume was checking for discharge, when some precum began to ooze out, she says oh no babe this looks like chlamydia. She then gets up and washes her hands and when she returns she lays down some rules.
We can fuck but keep your fingers away from my pussy, no kissing and protection all the way.
Her attitude was such a turn-off but ss I was very young, dumb and full of cum, I went ahead with it.
BIG MISTAKE!
A 3 minute cbj followed by mish, reverse cow girl and soggy doggy.
This WL was loose AF
In doggy she turns around and says time is nearly up and you don't get any money back just because you can't cum.
I was hard but couldn't cum.
Physically and emotionally there was no feeling and I was ready to get out of there.
Money wasted
Lesson learned.
WTF.
Bigscotty
12-10-2026, 11:03 PM
My last few pussy smell experiences have been viet and chinese. So it happens to all nationalities
Mine surprisngly were japanese and they were young not old
TestEagle
13-10-2026, 04:28 PM
I had an extraordinarily bad experience recently that I had wondered if I should share, and when I saw this thread I couldn't help myself.
I had never been to Centrefolds of Sydney, I dropped in once a year or so ago but no girls were available so I went up the road. I had been to quite a few places in the area including Miss Heavens which I have always found great!
CoS were always on the higher end of the pay scale so I thought I would avoid it until I felt like treating myself.
That day arrived and I dropped in late morning on a Friday. Still early enough that it shouldn't be too busy I thought and they had plenty of girls on the roster.
I was shown into the introduction room by the reception lady and asked how long I would like to stay. When I said half an hour it looked like she had just smelt shit. She took my $250, came back with $20 change and said she would show some girls through.
A girl came in who was quite cute and had a great body who immediately told me she recommended paying the extra $300 for PSE. I declined as graciously as I could and bid her farewell.
Reception lady turned up at the door again and said that was all she had available so I agreed to give this cute girl a run!
She turns up and takes me down to the lower levels where the inexpensive rooms, all the while giving off a bad vibe, like she just can't be bothered.
Showers all round and she proceeds to the covered blowjob as advertised. It starts ok, but nothing special, she comments on me being a grower, which always puts you at ease a bit.
As I usually do, I very slowly and gently moved my hand to put it on the back of her head. She swatted it away, popped up and said 'No' abruptly. Fair enough, I have certainly come across some girls that are cool with me just resting my hand on their head, it feels great, but some girls are just not cool with it or don't trust you and that's fine. I am certainly not interested in making a girl uncomfortable in any way.
I then moved to stroke her shoulder and she swatted me away again, again an abrupt 'No' and she seemed cross.
She then turned around went straight for doggy, which is fine I guess. I don't think I have ever started doggy with a punt?
She had a great ass so I thought I would try and get over the attitude.
She just does not seem into it at all, and that's fine, sometimes it happens, most girls pretend, and mostly I just do my best to get the job done, whatever. No lube applied and entrances a bit harder than usual but we get there.... Anyhow she continued acting completely uninterested, no words, no moans, nothing, and I start to soften up.
I say 'Hmm, I might have a problem here, do you have any lube to make it easier?' and she responds 'No, its really unnatural." Weird again, not only for someone in this industry, but especially one that is advertised as someone who will discuss anal!
I have always been interested in anal so I say to her 'Hey, how about something else, do you do anal?' and she then says $350. I again decline as politely as I can, and again, she is explaining how much money she makes from doing PSE and anal and she usually isn't working for this little money!
She asks if I would like to stop and I said yes, I think that would be best, this was about 15 minutes in.
She asked if I would like to talk about it. As I was getting dressed, I told her that I was having some issues currently that I was seeing a Psych regularly and I was considering medication with my doctor to relieve anxiety in regard to the situation. I gave her the brief outline of the seed problem and she launched into a diatribe about how I had the situation all wrong and I should be grateful for what I have. She told me that every time she was upset about something she would do squats. I said that to was really working for her (great ass) but I was in the middle of some really big stuff and I had all the advice I needed from professionals. She just, kept, at it! A veritable font of knowledge in mental health (in her head) spewed from this 28- 34yr old pain in the arse!
All cleaned up and we left the room after about 25mins with me just doing my best to let this girl know that I had no interest in her advice, my situation was waaaaay bigger to me than she was making out, and I was seeing professionals regularly, but she just kept going.
As we walked out I realised that it was not clear that she was stopping the session halfway to be reimbursed, and she just showed me out the downstairs door into the carpark....
Needless to say I am not that interested in going back!
cumquat
14-10-2026, 03:46 PM
By no means the worst of my life
though the worst I've experienced recently
When she went out of the room for the fourth time coming back with a tripod me curious to wonder what she thinks she's going to film
And then she starts doing a strange Betty Boop poses
I called time .. fucked and left
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/NSW/Bankstown/Independent/RavishingRuby/
Hedonisticfun
14-10-2026, 09:21 PM
https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?138888-Punting-nightmare-got-shat-on .. out of 3 worst punts I've had this would be the worst , other two were being ripped off while overseas (talking with a WL overseas as a local way of those days getting around illegal prostitution laws and then being coerced to pay a hefty fee for her time by two gorillas without having had any sex) and given a lousy bj by my next door neighbour after french kissing her who just had spaghetti and garlic
tkicks
15-10-2026, 10:03 AM
Some mentions of centre folds already.... terrible shop terrible management 100% avoid
Linza Giz
15-10-2026, 11:24 AM
I had an extraordinarily bad experience recently that I had wondered if I should share, and when I saw this thread I couldn't help myself.
I had never been to Centrefolds of Sydney, I dropped in once a year or so ago but no girls were available so I went up the road. I had been to quite a few places in the area including Miss Heavens which I have always found great!
CoS were always on the higher end of the pay scale so I thought I would avoid it until I felt like treating myself.
That day arrived and I dropped in late morning on a Friday. Still early enough that it shouldn't be too busy I thought and they had plenty of girls on the roster.
I was shown into the introduction room by the reception lady and asked how long I would like to stay. When I said half an hour it looked like she had just smelt shit. She took my $250, came back with $20 change and said she would show some girls through.
A girl came in who was quite cute and had a great body who immediately told me she recommended paying the extra $300 for PSE. I declined as graciously as I could and bid her farewell.
Reception lady turned up at the door again and said that was all she had available so I agreed to give this cute girl a run!
She turns up and takes me down to the lower levels where the inexpensive rooms, all the while giving off a bad vibe, like she just can't be bothered.
Showers all round and she proceeds to the covered blowjob as advertised. It starts ok, but nothing special, she comments on me being a grower, which always puts you at ease a bit.
As I usually do, I very slowly and gently moved my hand to put it on the back of her head. She swatted it away, popped up and said 'No' abruptly. Fair enough, I have certainly come across some girls that are cool with me just resting my hand on their head, it feels great, but some girls are just not cool with it or don't trust you and that's fine. I am certainly not interested in making a girl uncomfortable in any way.
I then moved to stroke her shoulder and she swatted me away again, again an abrupt 'No' and she seemed cross.
She then turned around went straight for doggy, which is fine I guess. I don't think I have ever started doggy with a punt?
She had a great ass so I thought I would try and get over the attitude.
She just does not seem into it at all, and that's fine, sometimes it happens, most girls pretend, and mostly I just do my best to get the job done, whatever. No lube applied and entrances a bit harder than usual but we get there.... Anyhow she continued acting completely uninterested, no words, no moans, nothing, and I start to soften up.
I say 'Hmm, I might have a problem here, do you have any lube to make it easier?' and she responds 'No, its really unnatural." Weird again, not only for someone in this industry, but especially one that is advertised as someone who will discuss anal!
I have always been interested in anal so I say to her 'Hey, how about something else, do you do anal?' and she then says $350. I again decline as politely as I can, and again, she is explaining how much money she makes from doing PSE and anal and she usually isn't working for this little money!
She asks if I would like to stop and I said yes, I think that would be best, this was about 15 minutes in.
She asked if I would like to talk about it. As I was getting dressed, I told her that I was having some issues currently that I was seeing a Psych regularly and I was considering medication with my doctor to relieve anxiety in regard to the situation. I gave her the brief outline of the seed problem and she launched into a diatribe about how I had the situation all wrong and I should be grateful for what I have. She told me that every time she was upset about something she would do squats. I said that to was really working for her (great ass) but I was in the middle of some really big stuff and I had all the advice I needed from professionals. She just, kept, at it! A veritable font of knowledge in mental health (in her head) spewed from this 28- 34yr old pain in the arse!
All cleaned up and we left the room after about 25mins with me just doing my best to let this girl know that I had no interest in her advice, my situation was waaaaay bigger to me than she was making out, and I was seeing professionals regularly, but she just kept going.
As we walked out I realised that it was not clear that she was stopping the session halfway to be reimbursed, and she just showed me out the downstairs door into the carpark....
Needless to say I am not that interested in going back!
I think the lady gave you some sound advice... Does she charge extra for the therapy session?
putsputs
15-10-2026, 01:16 PM
Walked in relax massage studio years ago, booked an hour. Got the most pathetic shoulder massage that lasted the whole booking, and then she had the audacity to ask for 100 for a clothed HJ. I said no, I will leave. Then she begged me and she said 80 or else she will be fired. I felt sorry so I agreed. But I left feeling angry and disappointed, and I never went back. I think that is when I practically stopped doing walk-ins or booking blind without reviews or even a semblance of descriptions.
DuckKnight
16-10-2026, 07:23 AM
It’s not like the girls need an exemplary résumé to join another shop which are everywhere.
Hsteve
19-10-2026, 11:22 PM
By no means the worst of my life
though the worst I've experienced recently
When she went out of the room for the fourth time coming back with a tripod me curious to wonder what she thinks she's going to film
And then she starts doing a strange Betty Boop poses
I called time .. fucked and left
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/NSW/Bankstown/Independent/RavishingRuby/
Hopefully you doing good
Trying to send you message but your message box is full
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2026 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.