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Franker
05-10-2026, 05:41 PM
Spoil alert Fucking terrible experience this one. Been to this place for walkins before this time texted ahead. Coz I seen her page on the website always wanted to fuck a porn star but good lord this girl fucks like she an inexerienced virgin. After the erection problems for ginza Jane I wanted a cialis tablet this time and found some hiding in the the bedside drawer probably expired LOL. 42 gladeville with curtain booths similar layout to No 5 but not one long straight hall way. I pay the papasan and wait in the booth not long after it opens and a skinny figure open the curtain and a voice said Hi Im Umi. Stand up and even though she got big high heel on she short as fck which is cute. Face on first glance cute not to bad nothing special but not ugly. Estimates between 30 35. No hug kiss or anything but she have her hands full. Walk with silence to the room and after she put everything down still no physical interactions so I jus think ok then fuck it and start stripping of. She go through her script work today?, where you from? ect. not pay attention or looking at me on my responses.

She moving at snails pace so I start shower and like 5 minutes late finally joins me with mouth wash. Shower felt like how your mother wash you clinical no intimacy at all not even any smile. She bend over in the shower and she barly has any ass. Tits looked ok average natural c cup but bit far apart. Better to have average natural than average fake. And her body super skinny may be even to skinny. Drying off already regret settling in my head and she straightup asked me if I want to fuck her without condom. I never do that with past girls ever inspite of temptations and how cold the vibes are there no temptation here at all. I think fuck no but jus say no thanks and She say ok no problem she sound bit disappointed.

Lay down on bed and more snails pace while she fiddled around in her bag. Probably 15 minutes gone and nothing fun has happen. Not thinking she be like a porn star in a porn movie the wholetime but fck me this is boring. Half heart kissing inspite I brush and mouth wash before coming and mouth wash again in the shower just now. I wait may be she working up to tongue but nope barly no tongue from her. I rub her pussy as the bad kissing go on then she start licking at my chest and nipples while her hands sit still not touching my dick. Her blowjob not much better no depth no tongue no suprises no eye contact I feel myself falling asleep. Inspite of this the cialis still gets me full hard. She suggest 69 but I ask her lie down instead. I licked her clit and rubbed her pussy and she tell me lick higher where I was not even licking her clit area then she start fake moans. I try go back down slow onto her actual clit and she say no no higher again so I think fuck it and ask for dom. She struggle to put the dom on and I think is she not used to punters asking for dom sex. Sticks it in and not very tight. Slow cow girl and I wait for her to build up but no just slow riding while she closed eyes and blank face the entire time. Went asian style but just the same vibe in this room. I think fuck this and we move in to mish and we kissed but the kissing still bad so I pull away and she turn away to look at the wall. More blank face expressions still while I thrust no enthusiasm. Absolute star fish. If this was in one of her porn movies I would change the video by now. Continue for a few minutes before she she say eekoo eekoo which I know meaning they gonna cum but her pussy not tighten or twitch was so faked. I slow down and start up again but getting bored so ask doggie. I wanted to blow in doggie but her ass is to bony like you can see the bottom of her spine sticking out the top o her ass. And the lazy vibes so I cant get there and give up. In the end just jerk myself off into the condom which it was fucking sad.

Shower in silence and get dressed quick can not wait to leave. I want to just leave but still be polite and say bye and quick hug. Nobody to quiz me on the service on my exit which was good coz I just wanted to get the fuck out there. 300$ flushed down the drain. next

Shitsyeah
05-10-2026, 05:58 PM
Thanks for the AR

Sorry to hear about your less than satisfactory Punt.
Obviously not as advertised.



JAV Umi Hiroi came back!!! She's always caring your feeling and make you happy!!!
Japanese Porn Star Umi Hiroi was taken new video and more sexy!!! Super polite and making a smile a lot.


Have never visited this Establishment and doubt if I ever will.
Saw Thai Marine was on the other day. Well her I would see.
Have seen her at N5M a few times and she never disappoints.

May your next Punt be a better one.

HAPPY PUNTING

Franker
05-10-2026, 06:05 PM
Yeah not as advertised. Happy punting to you to

kk071700
08-10-2026, 11:49 AM
Thanks for the after-report!
I was actually considering booking her, but your report saved me some money and saved me from a lot of frustration. Much appreciated!

secret0
08-10-2026, 03:58 PM
https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?162773-Did-anyone-catch-Umi-Hiroi-when-she-is-in-town

Should always check videos of the girls listed as JAV to get a better idea of her real looks.

de69
10-10-2026, 03:01 PM
Thanks for TOFTT bro Either management talk to her or punter went for extras/was very handsome but seem like she did complete 360. YMMV I guess.

spitzer
10-10-2026, 10:04 PM
Maybe if you paid her extra to go without a condom, sheÂ’d stop acting like a starfish and better moaning.

MrPB
14-10-2026, 08:18 AM
https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?162773-Did-anyone-catch-Umi-Hiroi-when-she-is-in-town

Should always check videos of the girls listed as JAV to get a better idea of her real looks.

I would agree with secret0 here, you can't complain about looks especially if you can find videos of her online.

I also think you came in with the preconceived expectations of "fucking a pornstar", and realistically we know how "real" porn videos are. Additionally, her online videos show she is fairly sedated in sex.

AusBargainPussy
16-10-2026, 07:47 AM
Maybe if you paid her extra to go without a condom, sheÂ’d stop acting like a starfish and better moaning.

yea.... and funny how the raving AR (which now seems deleted) on her did not mention her offering extras even though shes handing them out like candy. But i would be wary of going for her extras if you read this thread. https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?162773-Did-anyone-catch-Umi-Hiroi-when-she-is-in-town