View Full Version : General talk What Jensen wants Jenson gets.
maguro
12-11-2026, 11:28 PM
What Jensen wants Jensen gets.
Don't you think so? For a man of such immense power, influence, fame and wealth.
GoldfishMan
13-11-2026, 06:57 AM
I think the Chinese spy girl is hot! Looks a bit like Maggie Cheung.
And who can blame the guy when you look at Lori Huang?
Double_Adapter
13-11-2026, 07:06 AM
The cunt couldn't keep the little tiny fella in check. He'll get the arse from Nvidia, and probably get divorce raped by current partner for a fortune. Once the dust settles, with the money he's got left he can fund his new career as a full time punter, darting incognito in and out of seedy rub n' tugs, chasing chicks half his age.
GoldfishMan
13-11-2026, 07:11 AM
The cunt couldn't keep the little tiny fella in check. He'll get the arse from Nvidia, and probably get divorce raped by current partner for a fortune. Once the dust settles, with the money he's got left he can fund his new career as a full time punter, darting incognito in and out of seedy rub n' tugs, chasing chicks half his age.
Have you taken a look at Lori Huang?
flyingfish
13-11-2026, 09:36 AM
I think the Chinese spy girl is hot! Looks a bit like Maggie Cheung.
And who can blame the guy when you look at Lori Huang?
You’re getting sucked in by the Chinese beauty filters, normal photos of her out and about, she looks below average at most.
Juggman
13-11-2026, 10:49 AM
Have you taken a look at Lori Huang?
Yes, Lori reminds me of Lisa Simpson.
Linza Giz
13-11-2026, 11:04 AM
You’re getting sucked in by the Chinese beauty filters, normal photos of her out and about, she looks below average at most.
Yeh very average looking Sheila, filters and ai are a girl's best friend now not diamond
coldtowel
13-11-2026, 03:32 PM
No, he doesn’t get what he wants. He wanted his affairs to remain secret but look what happened. Lost his job, reputation trashed forever.
Titan1
13-11-2026, 04:02 PM
Im currently in a Jensen situation at work. Very fine girl- face and to-die-for body, often wears low-cut tops; fake tits, pearly white skin, not a spy. One time, she wore nipple covers under a tight white T-shirt; i couldnt keep it in my pants. She buys me her fav drink- strawberry matcha, we cheers. She's very flirtatious with me; she ended up writing her number on my arm and my colleagues say i pretty got it in the bag cheering me on; others say this is a very dangerous position to be in. Im happily married; she knows. She recently got out of one- her partner is apparently fugly. We've been texting for the past week and there's lots of giggles and laughs, but i've been feel increasingly uneasy. Just thinking about her makes me hard. A few days ago i decided to ghost her and end it. It was hard, but i feel more powerful stopping. I dont swim in cash nor do i own a black leather jacket, but im financially stable. Thoughts?
firekombi
13-11-2026, 04:07 PM
So, Jensen has some side chicks, and?
Im currently in a Jensen situation at work.
A few days ago i decided to ghost her and end it. It was hard, but i feel more powerful stopping. Thoughts?
So punting is ok, but colleague is not? what if you pay her? and, if you are "happily married", how happy is that marriage?
coldtowel
13-11-2026, 04:10 PM
Im currently in a Jensen situation at work. Very fine girl- face and to-die-for body, often wears low-cut tops; fake tits, pearly white skin, not a spy. One time, she wore nipple covers under a tight white T-shirt; i couldnt keep it in my pants. She buys me her fav drink- strawberry matcha, we cheers. She's very flirtatious with me; she ended up writing her number on my arm and my colleagues say i pretty got it in the bag cheering me on; others say this is a very dangerous position to be in. Im happily married; she knows. She recently got out of one- her partner is apparently fugly. We've been texting for the past week and there's lots of giggles and laughs, but i've been feel increasingly uneasy. Just thinking about her makes me hard. A few days ago i decided to ghost her and end it. It was hard, but i feel more powerful stopping. I dont swim in cash nor do i own a black leather jacket, but im financially stable. Thoughts?
You did the right thing. The girl will find someone else - maybe she already had someone and gets off on the attention from married men. She’s not worth the risk of losing your happy marriage.
Titan1
13-11-2026, 05:00 PM
Punting is OK, my partner if fine with it, i get 1 pass per quarter. This woman is not exactly a colleague, more like an work visitor. She has my number, knows where I work and I know where she works. Paying her doesnt guarentee she will shut her mouth. She took a photo of her having coffee this morning POV - i noticed in the background there was a reflection from her silver chrome coffee machine... she wore nothing. It honestly feels like a test. I honestly wonder how Jensen's spy did it. Because if I was having work drinks with my 'spy' one night and our hotel rooms were next door to each other, it'll be extremely tempting and very hard to resist. My tactic so far has been to bate to porn to mitigate the temptation.
Double_Adapter
13-11-2026, 05:33 PM
You're getting sucked in by the Chinese beauty filters, normal photos of her out and about, she looks below average at most.
Yeah....she's hardly winning any beauty contest, I reckon she'd be below average or maybe average at best and that's being generous; but perhaps the chick's got some other hidden talents like being able to suck a mean cock, deep throat like a champion and pussy slide like her life depended on it.
Just goes to show when the little head takes the wheel, the big head is nothing more than just a fucken passenger.
coldtowel
13-11-2026, 06:08 PM
but perhaps the chick's got some other hidden talents like being able to suck a mean cock, deep throat like a champion
With Jensen, those talents remained hidden.
I_luv_doggie.
13-11-2026, 06:54 PM
Well to all cute Chinese female spies, I am available any time to assist in sharing the many nation security matters I know.
Happy to provide the location.
GoldfishMan
13-11-2026, 07:42 PM
You’re getting sucked in by the Chinese beauty filters, normal photos of her out and about, she looks below average at most.
No, he doesn’t get what he wants. He wanted his affairs to remain secret but look what happened. Lost his job, reputation trashed forever.
Yeah....she's hardly winning any beauty contest, I reckon she'd be below average or maybe average at best and that's being generous; but perhaps the chick's got some other hidden talents like being able to suck a mean cock, deep throat like a champion and pussy slide like her life depended on it.
Just goes to show when the little head takes the wheel, the big head is nothing more than just a fucken passenger.
Thank you bros, your names are now on my list of "do not visit based on positive AR due to incompatible taste". And if I ever write a glowing review (hahahaha!), do yourselves a favour and don't see those girls cos they ain't your type. Hey, no offence intended whatsoever.... we always have to ensure that we're on the same wavelengths.
GoldfishMan
13-11-2026, 07:47 PM
No, he doesn’t get what he wants. He wanted his affairs to remain secret but look what happened. Lost his job, reputation trashed forever.
Bro, if you're worth what he is, you won't give a flying shit about a "job". Plus, "reputation trashed forever"? This guy practically invented 3D gaming. Yeah, Nvidia now is a cashcow for hordes of greedy investors, but wayyyy back when it started (probably before you were born, grasshopper?), it was all about gaming and the love of it.
Now you want to tell me that for a ginornmous NERD like that, to have actually lived and experienced "the spy who shagged me" when they actually came from *that generation", is a thing to be ashamed of? I can only say you don't fuckling know what you're talking about.
coldtowel
13-11-2026, 08:21 PM
Bro, if you're worth what he is, you won't give a flying shit about a "job". Plus, "reputation trashed forever"? This guy practically invented 3D gaming. Yeah, Nvidia now is a cashcow for hordes of greedy investors, but wayyyy back when it started (probably before you were born, grasshopper?), it was all about gaming and the love of it.
Now you want to tell me that for a ginornmous NERD like that, to have actually lived and experienced "the spy who shagged me" when they actually came from *that generation", is a thing to be ashamed of? I can only say you don't fuckling know what you're talking about.
I disagree. His reputation will be trashed forever. Whenever you hear Jensen Huang from now on, itll always be accompanied by “the ex-Nvidia ceo who was forced to resign after admitting to multiple affairs, including with a suspected Chinese spy”. He cant recover from this shit, no matter what he does next.
What you say about Nvidias beginnings (which, by the way, I definitely can remember, so don’t assume things, Master Po) might be true but I dont see how its relevant.
I didnt say that he had to be ashamed of it - youre putting up a straw man (look it up if you dont know what it means). I simply said that there have been consequences, and im right about that.
Youre welcome to respond but i think weve wasted enough time arguing about this rich twat so im not going to weigh into it any further
woodland
13-11-2026, 09:44 PM
1. If Alice was a real spy, and the CIA caught wind, she'd be in a ditch in a Malaysia, and none of us would have known any better.
2. Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Alex Karp, Bill Gates ... they've all had affairs - and worse than what Jensen Huang did. I don't understand why Jensen was targeted so harshly.
firekombi
13-11-2026, 10:47 PM
Punting is OK, my partner if fine with it, i get 1 pass per quarter.
Ah, that is what happy marriage is made of. Well done.
re: work chick, can that be the pass?
OScarOS
13-11-2026, 11:03 PM
I don't if Alice Huang is a spy or not, but looking at Jensen's wife I perfectly understand his affair.
silly boy
13-11-2026, 11:13 PM
Billions have been poured into AI. Jensen has been at the forefront. But the returns aren't showing up in the stock market. It's a disaster. Hence suddenly a little affair looms big and he will get punished. If the money was pouring back in profits, Jensen would be the talk of the town -- as he once was -- and no one would give a shit how many girls he had on his arm.
maguro
14-11-2026, 04:50 AM
I think the Chinese spy girl is hot! Looks a bit like Maggie Cheung.
And who can blame the guy when you look at Lori Huang?
Good that Jensen doesn't forget his root.
Now that he is no more CEO he can paint Taipei town red and surround himself with Chinese cuties.
So many Chinese men now have bought themselves cheap imitation black leather jackets.
maguro
14-11-2026, 05:07 AM
Jensen has inspired me for a new name.
When a new WL asked me what's my name yesterday.
I told her "Jensen."
She burst out laughing and I couldn't help but joined her.
I was inside her and it just shrunk in the laughter. I had to pull out and called it quit.
Jensen has caused me to waste $190.
Double_Adapter
14-11-2026, 07:23 AM
I don't if Alice Huang is a spy or not, but looking at Jensen's wife I perfectly understand his affair.
The chick stroked the guy's ego by telling him he was big, strong, and handson, and the cunt fell for it. it's as simple as that......I mean 90% of the blokes here have fallen for exactly the same shit.
The cheap imitation black leather jacket idea has potential especially since my green safari jacket isn't getting the desired results for me.
bill2shy
14-11-2026, 07:59 AM
Jensen is still a hero in my eyes
GoldfishMan
14-11-2026, 08:17 AM
Jensen is still a hero in my eyes
Yes... I still remember getting my first Voodoo card from a shop in Melbourne. It only had 4MB video RAM!
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