86A Hampden Rd Artarmon

[runrun]

Long time reader, first time poster!

Saw the poorly written sign (looks like someone saved a bit of board from a nearby mini-skip, had bits of paper stickytaped to it with hand written scrawl) and the really shady looking tinsel tape up to the locked heavy security screen door, complete with 'press buzzer' to talk to someone. Looked like a promising start for a low rent frollick.

Supposed to be 'Massage place', but inside it looked like someones messy loungeroom from a Singaporean frat house, shit everywhere. I thought this looked like a winner and I had hit sexy massage paydirt, even if a bit ghetto stylin.

The first lady I spoke to was some lost Chinese girl with no clue, looking at me like she was lost in translation, so I wa happy when the masseuse came out and she was an over made up old hand from Thailand named Fan, who slightly milfy and pudgy, gave the impression this was not her first rodeo and all was looking like it was on again... I came all this way (up a stair case and all!) so I was committed and forked the $50 for half hour. Shes wearing pink mini-skirt outfir thing more suited to poledancing than massage.

I got to the poorly lit room with a million bottles of baby oil and more toilet rolls than the local Aldi and shegot me naked so I thought we were on here...

So the massage goes ok, pretty firm and ok, full massage of all back area... but then it just ends up getting to the end and she's like ok, thanks for that, gives me sexy wink and look stare and says next time I come back she gives me 'the extras and some extra other things', wink wink.

Unhappy ending, have a woody and a wallet with cash in it and she's talking about 'next time'?

Dafuq?

Sorry lady,there is no next time, there's today. Get a sense of priority.

Thanks for the massage, but didn't realise happy endings were now self service... maybe that's what all the toilet aper was for.

If you are going to LOOK like a brothel, please f'king ACT like one!

[AHLUNGOR]

Hi mate,

If I ever venture into any unknown RnT shop, I will always ask to make sure that there is happy ending before handing over my cash, I guess if we are talking about Chinese RnT and when I spoke mando with them I should get what I want unless they are totally legit, like the shop next to wooly in the city mall in Perth.......lol

Onetime I was in BJ and this Eurasian masseure came out to greet me and after asking for the rate I moved closer to her and whispered: may I have a happy ending too, sorry we don't do that here, ok never mind, thanks!

And I walk

Jus my two cents

Cheers

[runrun]

I accept it was partly my fault for making an early presumption. It's just that it LOOKED so clear cut and so obvious that there is almost no way it could have been legit, and based on her finale I was surprised that the tactic seemed to be 'it is legit THIS time'...

No second chances to make a first impression.

I can't see how they are going to last long though, it isn't nice enough (on any level - looked so dirty and untidy, seriously, the waiting area was a loungeroom with an old laptop on a chair next to a sofa with 1950's cinema carpet) that Soccer Mums will come in for a 'relaxing unwind' like some of the nice legit shops, and if there's nothing given to the punters to convince them its worth returning for then they wont have those either.

Good news is, no one else will now make the same mistake.

Happy to take one for the team. Will try somewhere else on Hampden Rd for my Artarmon Assault!

I am an easy customer - Good massage, FS ending, for reasonable price ;)