Gift ideas for the girl who has almost everything

[CunningLinguist]

A nice bikini
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[Polonius the Pedant]

That would be hell to wear under a pair of tight jeans.

[puntbook]

The ipad is a very popular gift these days.

[CunningLinguist]

That would be hell to wear under a pair of tight jeans.

It would be a shame to cover up though!

[fatpork]

That would be hell to wear under a pair of tight jeans.

i dont think it was meant to be wore under a jeans though hahahahaha

[CunningLinguist]

I just stumbled upon that pic, if anyone knows where to buy one I would be most indebted!

[able]

give them a sex toy

[sei]

Haha never again will you struggle to find her button! Not that many of you here would struggle anyway :)

[hiroo]

if it doesn't fit well, can you get a refund? lol

[jellyshots]

What did they call that anyway?

[doctorspock]

There is another invention where it is a caged under with a key lock and you are the only one with the key to open for access to the vagina. Fact or fiction?

[CunningLinguist]

There is another invention where it is a caged under with a key lock and you are the only one with the key to open for access to the vagina. Fact or fiction?

Are you referring to a chastity belt ?

[doctorspock]

Have seen one in recent HK porn.. FIRST 3 D SEX MOVIE.

[jellyshots]

OIC, a chastity belt...

[CunningLinguist]

For the girl who has almost everything: a nice piece of chocolate! (http://www.shevibe.com/clone-a-willy-kit-chocolate.aspx) in your shape :)

[CunningLinguist]

For the girl who has almost everything: a nice piece of chocolate! (http://www.shevibe.com/clone-a-willy-kit-chocolate.aspx) in your shape :)

There is one for you too: click here! (http://www.shevibe.com/clone-a-pussy-chocolate.aspx)

[aussiegaigin]

Old Joke

What do you give the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

[IExperiment]

Most WL/ML ussually like cash but once they get intimate they prefer jewelry or small electronics to remind them about you.

[CunningLinguist]

Another nice bikini: here (http://www.bravoerotica.com/hegre/dominika-c/pussy-panties/11.html)

[Sextus]

Psst...(whisper) I'm not a fan of outies like that at all..

[CunningLinguist]

Psst...(whisper) I'm not a fan of outies like that at all..

Oh, I didn't notice the lips, I was just focussed on the bikini ...

[Bracket]

Another nice bikini: here (http://www.bravoerotica.com/hegre/dominika-c/pussy-panties/11.html)... like bomber doors

[CunningLinguist]

A great new idea for a facial:
New Japanese facial treatment: Slime from live snails (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-14/japanese-snail-slime-facial/4819194)


Japan has developed a new skin treatment involving slime discharge from live snails.

A Japanese beauty salon offers a treatment where live snails are put directly on a recipient's face to cover them in slime from snails.

[CunningLinguist]

A great new idea for a facial:
New Japanese facial treatment: Slime from live snails (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-14/japanese-snail-slime-facial/4819194)

Sayaka Ito, a recipient of the treatment, says she found the experience relaxing.

"You can feel the snails moving on your face," Ms Ito said.

"At first, it's surprising but it's actually rather nice.

"My skin really does feel smooth and moist," she said.

[Bracket]

A great new idea for a facial:
New Japanese facial treatment: Slime from live snails (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-14/japanese-snail-slime-facial/4819194)What a reversal of the normal concept : a woman receiving a snail trail instead of leaving one behind!

Urban Dictionary
1. snail trails
noun. the secretions of the vagina
After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

2. snail trails
Any sign of vaginal secretion left behind the vagina
Female is on males face and slides down to mount him leaving a "snail trail" on his chest!

[CunningLinguist]

What a reversal of the normal concept : a woman receiving a snail trail instead of leaving one behind!

Urban Dictionary
1. snail trails
noun. the secretions of the vagina
After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

2. snail trails
Any sign of vaginal secretion left behind the vagina
Female is on males face and slides down to mount him leaving a "snail trail" on his chest!


So a man can get a snail trail facial from a woman ...

[Bracket]

So a man can get a snail trail facial from a woman ...... if he prefers a woman rather than a genuine snail. ;)

[CunningLinguist]

... if he prefers a woman rather than a genuine snail. ;)

Nice sig, a variation:
Fucking since 18 May 2008

[Bracket]

Nice sig, a variation:
Fucking since 18 May 2008Thanks for the suggestion, CL! Or maybe :
Wanking since 16 May 2008.
Fucking since 17 May 2008.
Punting since 18 May 2008.
Posting since 19 May 2008.

[wilisno]

Thanks for the suggestion, CL! Or maybe :
Wanking since 16 May 2008.
Fucking since 17 May 2008.
Punting since 18 May 2008.
Posting since 19 May 2008.

That was a busy week ! :miao:

[Licker]

Thanks for the suggestion, CL! Or maybe :
Wanking since 16 May 2008.
Fucking since 17 May 2008.
Punting since 18 May 2008.
Posting since 19 May 2008.

Busted on 20 May 2008.
Sued on 21 May 2008.
Divorced and broke on 22 May 2008.

Now, that's a busy week.

[CunningLinguist]

A sofa:
http://i.imgur.com/J0CPhkU.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

A flashlight: link (http://imgur.com/gallery/hPAXrAC)

[CunningLinguist]

A nice micro bikini
http://www.snsbikinis.com/images/micro001ties2/micro001ties2.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

http://www.snsbikinis.com/#

[CunningLinguist]

Instructions on how to use her thong as a hair tie: here (http://www.examiner.com/article/use-your-thong-as-a-hair-tie-cosmo-tells-you-how-and-why-to-do-the-deed)

[herecticx]

she has everything except a dick up her arse

maybe u should give her one of those

[Max Impact]

3590

For some reason this reminds me of John Wyndam's novel "The Day of the Triffids"

[CunningLinguist]

3590

For some reason this reminds me of John Wyndam's novel "The Day of the Triffids"

It does look a little botanical ...

[Max Impact]

The eater becomes the eaten. Arghhhhh!

[CunningLinguist]

An entry ticket for the Spartan race (http://spartanrace.com.au/race-info/beast/)

Maybe one of the shops should organise a group entry for their girls ...

[CunningLinguist]

“Ever since my boyfriend saw your site he is crazy about enlarged labia. I caught him several times while he was looking at it and I stumbled upon his collection of nudie pictures on his pc! Is there a way I can increase the size of my pussy lips so I can look like these women?.........XOXO”

See here (http://www.sexylabia.com/labia-enlargement1.htm)

[CBD Posh]

Are you referring to a chastity belt ?
How about handing her the key to your cock lock?

[CunningLinguist]

http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/962-stylish-underwear.jpg

[Oneonone]

I just stumbled upon that pic, if anyone knows where to buy one I would be most indebted!


Its probably custom made as I don't think one size fits all would work too well!

[CunningLinguist]

A clitoris or labia ring.
http://www.sexylabia.com/images/imag2/decorated-labia.jpg

http://www.sexylabia.com/06_labia-clit-piercings.htm
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Christina+Aguilera-82.html


Christina Aguilera for instance was known for wearing a diamond stud in her clitoral hood

Christina once said about her intimate diamond stud: "It's really beautiful and expensive, and I like it a lot. I've gotten a lot of compliments on it.

[CunningLinguist]

A japanese mouth exerciser:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1194400/thumbs/o-FACE-SLIMMER-EXERCISE-MOUTHPIECE-570.jpg?8
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1194404/thumbs/o-FACE-SLIMMER-EXERCISE-MOUTHPIECE-570.jpg?8
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/17/japanese-face-slimmer-fights-wrinkles-anti-ageing_n_3451894.html

[CunningLinguist]

A bra that grows rice:
http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Japanese-rice-bra2.jpg
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/bra-that-grows-rice-showcased-in-japan.html

[CunningLinguist]

A Japanese face exerciser:
http://geekologie.com/2014/08/07/japanese-face-exerciser.gif
http://geekologie.com/2014/08/wtf-is-that-the-latest-weird-japanese-fa.php
Check the video also!

[CunningLinguist]

A labiaplasty!

The Brazilian wax - or total pubic hair waxing - has laid bare the female anatomy to such an extent that at least one in five women believe they need cosmetic genital surgery.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-10/labiaplasty-growing-in-popularity-say-doctors/5804316

Seriously I like big lips so don't do it girls!

[A44]

One lady that I see loves it when I give her a Top Up voucher for her phone. Usually only $20:00 every couple of weeks.

[the_boss_king]

give something sentimental, or make something.

if your musical, write a song.

good with computers, maybe make a video?

if your good at cooking, make her favourite dish.

take her to her favourite place.

think outside the box. and put some real thought into it, rather than just spending a lot of money.

through expirience, they will appreciate it more.

[A44]

give something sentimental, or make something.

if your musical, write a song.

good with computers, maybe make a video?

if your good at cooking, make her favourite dish.

take her to her favourite place.

think outside the box. and put some real thought into it, rather than just spending a lot of money.

through expirience, they will appreciate it more.

I have made short videos for a couple of ladies.
In each case I simply had a slide show of her photos (personal ones) showing on my Computer along with an appropriate song that was "special" for us.
As it played I simply recorded on my iPad. They loved them.

You have put an idea into my head. I used to use Sony Vegas Studio to record my travels. I could add transitions, music, Videos, photos, titles, words etc.

Maybe I should do this for the ladies, much more professional.

If I did this for one lady that I used to see, it would need XXX Rating. Lucky me Ha Ha

[jediknight4ever]

Make her something with your bare hands, like origami flower and shit.
If she's got almost everything then anything you buy for her she can probably get.

[CunningLinguist]

A colour-changing bra:
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/bebe3a0bab1d38d340ef0968d579f7b1/201077426/bracolors.png
http://www.engadget.com/2014/11/12/color-changing-bra/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Engadget&?ncid=rss_full&utm_content=gravity_organic_sitefeed&cps=gravity_1677_237253265474862462

[CunningLinguist]

The Hana Tsun Nose Straightener:
http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hana-tsun-nose-straightener-1.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

The Eye Slack Haruka:
http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eye-slack-haruka-eye-sag-skin-beauty-muscle-device-1.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

The Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt:
http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kagao-smile-line-beauty-face-belt-3.jpg
http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kagao-smile-line-beauty-face-belt-2.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads:
http://www.japantrendshop.com//img/omni/virgin-bust-breast-lift-pad-ems-beauty-gadget-1.jpg

[harmony]

Haha CL, scary
The 'Japanese mouth exerciser' wouldnt go down well as a Valentines Day present for a loved one, although the device would help her go down well

[AHLUNGOR]

Time to update this thread !

[garfield]

I think a nice lingerie would always be appreciated, and you can ask her to try it on the spot. Then tell her how sexy she looks and makes you really horny. There's a good chance she might do more for you.

[CunningLinguist]

A see through swimsuit:
http://galleries.adult-empire.com/99/9900/043/3.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

A santa suit:
http://cdn1.goodpornhost.com/asianthumbs/2011-12-06/927_01.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

A gilded vibrator:

http://www.coco-de-mer.com/products/coco-de-mer-nell-pleasure-seed-rechargeable-vibrator/

[puntercouple]

Wear a one-sided swimwear.

http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/Sexy-Hot-Mens-Black-One-Sided-G-String-Underwear-Pouch-Briefs-Thong-Swimwear-/162049637751?nav=SEARCH

[CunningLinguist]

Hey dude this is gift ideas for girls, not guys!

[A44]

In the past, I have given my regulars the usual gifts.
Perfume (Chloe) is a favourite with them, Clothes, Chocolates, Flowers, Top up Vouchers for their phones (they love this even a $30 one).
I have been overseas a few times in the past few years so I usually get perfume duty free and keep it until a special occasion with the Lady.

I know that it is not very romantic but for Christmas, I thought that I might get a couple of them Gift Vouchers for Westfield. They could then buy something that they really wanted. I would give them flowers at the same time to make it a bit more personal.
If they bought something sexy, they could show me later. ����

[bream]

What about a weekend getaway ?
Many hotels in the CBD offer great weekend specials . Even if its close to home
who doesn't like a dirty weekend while being pampered. There are many
holiday resorts south and north of Sydney and even interstate resorts who
offer the same thing.
There are also many health / spa resorts who offer great deals. Your missus
or working lady you are dating or wanting to take away for short term
would love you for it.

[cuteguy]

Victoria Secret lingerie or perfume.

[CunningLinguist]

Fake camel toe undies
https://www.elitereaders.com/fake-camel-toe-underwear-is-apparently-the-latest-new-trend/
https://www.elitereaders.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/camel-toe-4.jpg?x28005

[CunningLinguist]

Shibari lingerie
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/83/79/2f/83792fe5bb28a4253d435737c26abb88.png
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e6/b6/98/e6b6986ddbf692b13ea13c23e4c7d8ea--lingerie-black-strappy-lingerie.jpg

[cooper0]

Shibari lingerie looks good

[CunningLinguist]

Anti rape underwear
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/11/04/ar_wear_these_anti_rape_shorts_update_the_chastity _belt_for_the_rape_culture.html