Things that make you go WTF!

[CunningLinguist]

Saw a man in a manicure beauty shop the other day getting his feet done!
He didn't look well groomed or effeminate in any way, so out of place!
He didn't look very happy either, like he had just lost a bet or something :)

[fatpork]

well that really makes me go wtf
eventhough i have friend who goes to this pedicure and manicure shops still it gives me this wtf thing....

[Rocket Man]

What's wrong with getting a pedicure?

Just pass on the nail polish when they ask.

[CunningLinguist]

What's wrong with getting a pedicure?

Just pass on the nail polish when they ask.

Well I did think that maybe some Sensitive New Age GuyS (SNAGS) might ask this very question but then I thought what the heck :)
My WTF was really a double-barrel WTF:

There was a guy in there! I have never ever seen a guy in one of these shops!
The guy didn't look like a SNAG, he was rough, wore torn faded jeans, had long unkempt hair, and a wrinkly tanned face, was at least 40+, and he didn't look like he was enjoying it. Just so outta place!

[hikhik]

Driving by the old house where I grew up. It looks so small now.

[IExperiment]

When punters

keep asking for NEW ladies:fire:

haha 5* thats your job you know us trouble maker/player will get bored with same girl unless there is a big connection :) as you know the new girl always busy until they all try. Just the way it is I guess.

[AHLUNGOR]

When punters

keep asking for NEW ladies:fire:

All the shop keepers and receptionist must hate me and WTF me all the times as I keep asking for girls with big tits !!

[hiroo]

nice view up there lol

[Oneonone]

What's wrong with getting a pedicure?

Just pass on the nail polish when they ask.

Do you get a happy ending

[fatpork]

All the shop keepers and receptionist must hate me and WTF me all the times as I keep asking for girls with big tits !!

they are gonna have a hard time scouting and recruiting all the big tits girls just for you bro :P

[jellyshots]

The thing that makes me go WTF is hair on your ears when you get older. I mean, WTF is it for?

[Licker]

The thing that makes me go WTF is hair on your ears when you get older. I mean, WTF is it for?

It's there to keep the flies out.

[CunningLinguist]

Cheerleader stunts (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-10-04/7-inspiring-gifs-from-stuntfest-2013/4998690)

[numberonebigsize]

The thing that makes me go WTF is hair on your ears when you get older. I mean, WTF is it for?

Elementary old chap, when a man ages the hair on his head starts growing inwards (eventually disappearing altogether) and comes out through his nose and ears. Known medical fact!!!!!

[Punter Poontang]

Elementary old chap, when a man ages the hair on his head starts growing inwards (eventually disappearing altogether) and comes out through his nose and ears. Known medical fact!!!!!

That's why I've started shaving my balls, hoping those hairs will go the other way and replace the ones now missing on the hairizon (it's receding like the water at Patong pre-tsunami). :-P

[CunningLinguist]

The other day I was walking past the bus stop near a shopping centre and I saw this old anglo white guy strike up a conversation with this young asian school boy. They looked like strangers. The old guy sat next to him then slowly moved closer to him. He was also one of those people that touch you when he talks.

[AHLUNGOR]

The other day I was walking past the bus stop near a shopping centre and I saw this old anglo white guy strike up a conversation with this young asian school boy. They looked like strangers. The old guy sat next to him then slowly moved closer to him. He was also one of those people that touch you when he talks.

There may be some funny business going on there, may be not !!

But I saw a lot of married couple in Parramatta Westfield: and the common factors are, the guys are old (over 60+?) and the women are much younger Asians (Chinese, Thai, Philipinos etc in their 30's, 40's). but they usually look happy and many of them have young children too !! mail order bride, marriage for visa, marriage for money - who the fuck care, as long as it was consentual and they are happy.

The women probably all have a better life here in Australia ! Good on them !

Just a thought

Cheers

:cool2:

[Action Pump]

I was once in Phuket and my feet started hurting from walking. I normally scrape of dead skin of my feet at home but i had forgotten before going to Phuket. I get dead skin build up and forms a lump and it hurts walking over it. I had no choice but goto one of those manicure and pedicure shops. Guys were starring inside going WTF!

So i know the feeling on the receiving end! Some guys have a legitimate reason! haha

[Jg52]

Elementary old chap, when a man ages the hair on his head starts growing inwards (eventually disappearing altogether) and comes out through his nose and ears. Known medical fact!!!!!

Hahahaha that answer there is a WTF

[DeepImpact]

Well I had a WTF moment the other day at the supermarket. An older gent most likely in his 60's doing his shopping with quite a nice looking Asian girl who was really tall, close to about 185cm and looked mid to late 20's I would say and I was a little curious about their relationship. It could have been entirely innocent and she was renting a room from him and they do the shopping together or for his sake I hope he was having the time of his life with her as I know I would if I had her.

[CunningLinguist]

Was walking down Liverpool st in Sydney and noticed a massage shop sign, in big letters "69" and underneath was written massage!
And yes, it was at 69 Liverpool st!

[Rpd]

Once when I was doing my daily morning commute I saw a guy in the vehicle next to me jerking off to gay porn (magazine, not video). Now I just keep my eyes on the road. :startle:

[CunningLinguist]

Once when I was doing my daily morning commute I saw a guy in the vehicle next to me jerking off to gay porn (magazine, not video). Now I just keep my eyes on the road. :startle:

Lucky he didn't squirt out the window at you!

[John Motson]

Girls that let you finger them but wont let you dine. WTF???

[D-93]

Was walking down Liverpool st in Sydney and noticed a massage shop sign, in big letters "69" and underneath was written massage!
And yes, it was at 69 Liverpool st!

I was surprised to see that place as well and it must be new as I walk down that path often and have never noticed it before. Apparently they offer bodyslides.

[CunningLinguist]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/suarez2.png

[CunningLinguist]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1690533_10152258662058982_1048226734_n.jpg

[RoyalFlush]

WTF is the turf of hair around the ass region for?

[CunningLinguist]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/dma-2911.jpg?w=550&h=1266

[heoks1982]

When other punters can fuck beautiful k-girls with good ARs. Frustratingly, most k-girls dont want korean customers. Im just another unwelcome customer to them.

[Max Impact]

Girls who say that you can't cum on their face but in their mouth is ok. Hi SK!

[CunningLinguist]

Girls who say that you can't cum on their face but in their mouth is ok. Hi SK!

Alot of girls don't do COF but do do CIM ?
COF always carries the risk of COH or CIE which are a girls worst nightmare.
If you start off with CIM you can often do a bit of COF after the main spurt.

[wilisno]

Alot of girls don't do COF but do do CIM ?
COF always carries the risk of COH or CIE which are a girls worst nightmare.
If you start off with CIM you can often do a bit of COF after the main spurt.

And to reapply makeup takes a lot longer than to rinse her mouth with Listerine.

[CunningLinguist]

And to reapply makeup takes a lot longer than to rinse her mouth with Listerine.

On the flip side it is good for the skin!

[Raybo]

When I saw double anal porn I thought....wtf.

[rooter]

Girls that let you finger them but wont let you dine. WTF???

With some girls it's the opposite. Tongue is OK but no fingers inside pussy.

[CunningLinguist]

Girls that let you Dine but not DFK ...

[Oneonone]

mothers that work in full service shops!

for some reason I always wonder what their kid would say if they knew what their mum did for a living lol

That's a tough question, I think that most of them would prefer they didn't know but at the end of the day they are probably doing it so that the kids can have the luxuries of life!

[13ru]

not allowed to finger her puss but it's allowed a little bit up her ass....


:confused2:

[bestofmyworld]

I was having a punt a few months back and this was in one of those rooms where the toilet is in the room with the shower. While cow-girling her, she stopped and went to piss, then i heard bombs dropped. She came back said she's sorry and asked if i want doggy? Needless to say i did not cum in that session.

[rooter]

I was having a punt a few months back and this was in one of those rooms where the toilet is in the room with the shower. While cow-girling her, she stopped and went to piss, then i heard bombs dropped. She came back said she's sorry and asked if i want doggy? Needless to say i did not cum in that session.

That is pure WE (Wife Experience) ;)

[Max Impact]

not allowed to finger her puss but it's allowed a little bit up her ass....


:confused2:

Yep, that's strange logic too!

[cato]

That is pure WE (Wife Experience) ;)

If that's wife experience I'm never getting married...

Call me naive, but some bodily functions should never be performed in the presence of others...

I mean nobody watches their best friend take a dump, so why is it ok with the wife?

I had this argument with a good friend the other day and he said that once you witness childbirth, nothing else is off limits...

[Max Impact]

If that's wife experience I'm never getting married...

Call me naive, but some bodily functions should never be performed in the presence of others...

I mean nobody watches their best friend take a dump, so why is it ok with the wife?

I had this argument with a good friend the other day and he said that once you witness childbirth, nothing else is off limits...

Oh shit!!!!!

[CunningLinguist]

Saw a guy in a manicure shop getting the full treatment, he was getting his feet done, there was a girl scraping dead skin of his heel, and another girl was doing his fingernails ...

[slarty]

Well I had a WTF moment the other day at the supermarket. An older gent most likely in his 60's doing his shopping with quite a nice looking Asian girl who was really tall, close to about 185cm and looked mid to late 20's I would say and I was a little curious about their relationship. It could have been entirely innocent and she was renting a room from him and they do the shopping together or for his sake I hope he was having the time of his life with her as I know I would if I had her.

This story reminds me of an acquaintance of mine (friend of a friend). She is asian and is married to a European man. She has a teenage daughter from a previous marriage to an asian man. The story goes as related from my friend, that whenever the Dad goes out in public with his step daughter just the two of them they get a lot of stares ie middle aged european man with asian teenager that doesn't look like him.

Appearances can be deceiving but yeah whenever you see something like that it makes you wonder- stereotyping at work right there.

[the_boss_king]

i opened one of my mates pornos on his computer.

it was zoomed in really close on a finger going in and out of a bum.

when it was zoomed out, it was a girl fingering this guys butt.


biggest WTF

[A44]

I have 3 experiences that fit into this category. I will tell you about the "best one" today and then the 2 others in a few days time.

This happened back in February. I normally like to be the first booking of the day when I see a WL.

On this occasion I had some business to attend to, so I was scheduled to be the second cab off the rank. I was a regular with this lady at the time.

I finished my business quicker than expected, so I arrived at the shop early.

The Boss at the shop who knew me well, asked me if I would look after the phones for about 15 minutes.

This was no problem for me, My only concern was that someone that I knew would come into the shop. I guess that we both would have been equally as embarrassed.

The Boss had just gone when the Lady that I was seeing came to reception.
She used to have many posts on this forum from the 2 shops where she worked. She has not had many post recently but her posts have many views. (sorry I won't name her).

She was wearing a very short dress that only just covered her lower regions.

I explained the situation to her. She took my hand and just said, "Come"

She lead me to the kitchen, unzipped my trousers and had my dick out before I knew what was happening.
She then lit up and was enjoying a smoke leaning over the sink while rubbing back against me.
I was experiencing the best stand up bum/pussy slide ever.
The kitchen door was open. Anyone could have come in or walked past. I think that this added to the experience.

It took a lot of will power to restrain myself. A few more minutes and I would have "exploded"

She went back to her customer in her room. I returned to reception and actually took a couple of phone calls before the boss returned.

When I joined her in the room a short time later we both had a good laugh.

I have not spent any time with her in the past few months but just thinking about this has made me want to see her again !!!!

[CunningLinguist]

"Some women can be sitting on the bus on the way to work and flex their thighs and have an orgasm."
http://www.abc.net.au/health/features/stories/2014/10/28/4116350.htm

[A44]

http://www.abc.net.au/health/features/stories/2014/10/28/4116350.htm

Gladys (Transport Minister) could have used this in her advertising for the Opal Card !!!

[CunningLinguist]

Gladys (Transport Minister) could have used this in her advertising for the Opal Card !!!

To the tune of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KolkCNvDnWc

You can get it standin'
You can get it sittin'
You can get it pressin' a button
A hard earned release needs a big opal card
And the best opal card is NSW
A NICE BIG OPAL CARD
You can get it liftin'
You can get it griftin'
You can get it any old how
Matter o' fact, I got it now

[CunningLinguist]

http://www.classicdriver.com/en/article/gentlemans-library-hollywood-bound

[CunningLinguist]

The google streetview of 3 Alan st Fairfield!
Check out the graffiti on the wall.

[A44]

Just before I left on my overseas trip earlier this year, I saw a WL that I know well.
I was going to be away for just over 4 weeks.
When she stripped off her Street Clothes she had really sexy red panties on.
I told her how much I liked them.
When the session was over and I was about to leave. She handed me her panties and said that she wanted me to think about her while I was away.
They had a lovely scent, especially around the Pussy area.
I put them in a plastic bag and the fragrance lasted throughout my trip.
It could have been funny if a customs officer had asked me about them.
I gave the WL back her panties. She asked if I wanted to keep them ?
I said that she could have them back and I would get "fresh" ones from her from time to time.
I have done this, but there is a risk taking them home.

[CunningLinguist]

Check this add out, it is apparently written by a WL named Cassie, but it sounds like a man wrote it:
http://sydney.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/caisie-pussycat-soft-tits-tasty-vagina-hardcore-sex-waiting-for-you-in-melbourne/8160597


I have petite little body, my tits hang perfectly when I’ve bent over taking it from behind like a toy poodle, bouncing like basketballs during March Madness.


Some guys would even walk barefoot across broken glass just to hear my snatch queef over a walkie-talkie


Golden Shower
Brown Shower
Fuck without condoms
Anal sex

[MAX FAKE]

Check this add out, it is apparently written by a WL named Cassie, but it sounds like a man wrote it:
http://sydney.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/caisie-pussycat-soft-tits-tasty-vagina-hardcore-sex-waiting-for-you-in-melbourne/8160597

Looks like fake pics and fake ad

[A44]

Recently one of my regular Ladies had her Birthday. I took a small cake, wine etc for our 3 hour session. Normally I have some small party candles to put on the cake.
This day I had a couple of Sparklers. I lit the first one and was lighting the second one when the Smoke Detector went off.
Shit !!! I pictured the Fire Brigade arriving at the shop with its siren blaring and the Firemen smashing down the doors with their axes. Fortunately, the Detector was only for the room and not connected to any Fire Panel.
The receptionist and some of the other Ladies came running to the room. We had opened the door to clear the air, We were both standing there completely naked. It was her Birthday and we were both in our Birthday suits Ha Ha.
The Detector reset itself after a couple of minutes.
It must have been very sensitive because we had regularly enjoyed some relaxing "cigarettes" in that same room.

[wilisno]

The Detector reset itself after a couple of minutes.
It must have been very sensitive because we had regularly enjoyed some relaxing "cigarettes" in that same room.
Who had enjoyed some relaxing cigarettes more ? You or she ? ;) ;) ;)

[bigeasy]

Japan beating the Springboks in RWC!

[A44]

Who had enjoyed some relaxing cigarettes more ? You or she ? ;) ;) ;)

We both needed them after the scare of the noisy smoke detector. Ha Ha.

When I have been in Hotel rooms with WLs we use the Shower Cap to cover the Smoke Detector. (I know it is a bad practice).
I am always very careful to remove it after we are finished.
I personally never carry any "relaxing cigarettes", they are supplied by the WL.

[wilisno]

We both needed them after the scare of the noisy smoke detector. Ha Ha.

When I have been in Hotel rooms with WLs we use the Shower Cap to cover the Smoke Detector. (I know it is a bad practice).
I am always very careful to remove it after we are finished.
I personally never carry any "relaxing cigarettes", they are supplied by the WL.
I just thought she was blowing on your cigarette to make you relax ?! ;) ;) ;)

[A44]

I just thought she was blowing on your cigarette to make you relax ?! ;) ;) ;)

I am a bit bigger than average so I guess that it would not be a cigarette, more like a Cuban Cigar. Ha Ha

[AHLUNGOR]

Recently one of my regular Ladies had her Birthday. I took a small cake, wine etc for our 3 hour session. Normally I have some small party candles to put on the cake.
This day I had a couple of Sparklers. I lit the first one and was lighting the second one when the Smoke Detector went off.
Shit !!! I pictured the Fire Brigade arriving at the shop with its siren blaring and the Firemen smashing down the doors with their axes. Fortunately, the Detector was only for the room and not connected to any Fire Panel.
The receptionist and some of the other Ladies came running to the room. We had opened the door to clear the air, We were both standing there completely naked. It was her Birthday and we were both in our Birthday suits Ha Ha.
The Detector reset itself after a couple of minutes.
It must have been very sensitive because we had regularly enjoyed some relaxing "cigarettes" in that same room.


If the Fire Brigade comes, it will cost you $1,400 for the false alarm, pretty sure the shop would have forced you to pay , very lucky brother !

[wilisno]

If the Fire Brigade comes, it will cost you $1,400 for the false alarm, pretty sure the shop would have forced you to pay , very lucky brother !
No need for the Fire Brigade, he might be able to hose it down with some help from the girl ! ;) ;) ;)

[Mr Bastard]

When I have a booking and patiently wait behind someone at the counter without a booking asking again and again if the manager is SURE there are no other girls available?

Oh how it makes me gigle inside

:fire:

[A44]

If the Fire Brigade comes, it will cost you $1,400 for the false alarm, pretty sure the shop would have forced you to pay , very lucky brother !

You are quite right Bro A.
I used to work in big buildings in the City.
Often the Fire company technician would accidentally set off the alarms.
He would look embarrassed when the Fire Brigade arrived. His company would need to pay.

My fear on this occasion was that a Fireman would burst into the room and carry me over his shoulder out of the building into the waiting crowd or cameras.
I would have no clothes on, so there would be Two Firemen's helmets on display.
What a bummer !!!

[Drudeboy]

Well if the DFK comes after the dining, maybe then they're not so keen?

[beta101]

The other day I was walking past the bus stop near a shopping centre and I saw this old anglo white guy strike up a conversation with this young asian school boy. They looked like strangers. The old guy sat next to him then slowly moved closer to him. He was also one of those people that touch you when he talks.

real life herbert lol 30507

[A44]

A few weeks ago I had enjoyed a couple of hours with one of my regulars at 533.
I drove home and checked the messages on my phone and IPad.
I had a message from a WL that I have been seeing recently.
She had been passing 533 in a car and had spotted me leaving.
She knows 533, she has recently started working there on a Friday.
I thought WTF, has anyone else seen me ??
I guess that most people passing in cars would not know about 533.
We had a laugh about it when I saw her again at TP64.

[aussiegaigin]

If the Fire Brigade comes, it will cost you $1,400 for the false alarm, pretty sure the shop would have forced you to pay , very lucky brother !
They will only charge if you have more than a certain number of calls over a period of time.

[A44]

I recently had a booking to see a WL that I used to see regularly.
The receptionist opened up the shop a few minutes early and took me to her room.
She arrived a few minutes later and was very happy to see me again.
She was straight into a DFK which is unusual for her.
The room door started to open so we stood apart.

It was her "boyfriend / partner" He had been parking the car and brought her bags up to the room.
He left the room but then returned a few minutes later with towels etc.
He left again and I stripped off and started to have a shower.

He came into the room again and spoke to the Lady. She got rid of him and locked the door.

I have always thought that for most guys, it would be very difficult if your Girlfriend or Partner was a WL.

This guy saw me 3 times in the room, one time naked and knew what was going to happen over the next 2 hours.
He either did not care or was a glutton for punishment.

Maybe he wanted to watch. Ha Ha.

He would have been very jealous watching some of the "activities."
The Lady assured me that she does not do much of this stuff at home.

I guess if his presence had concerned me I could have complained.
The Lady is quite special and was worth the minor intrusions.
But overall I just thought. WTF.

[cuteguy]

WTF ....guys who drink girls' pee!

[the_boss_king]

when girls try play with your asshole while blowing you or giving you a handy like can you not

[cuteguy]

Girls sticking their tongues in other guys' butts and then kissing you next. No way!!

[Buck Henry]

Glory hole porn fantasies. ...definitely make me say WTF!

[babelx]

not allowed to finger her puss but it's allowed a little bit up her ass....


:confused2:
That's because a fingernail can injure it and make is painful with next customer(s).

[babelx]

i recently had a booking to see a wl that i used to see regularly.
The receptionist opened up the shop a few minutes early and took me to her room.
She arrived a few minutes later and was very happy to see me again.
She was straight into a dfk which is unusual for her.
The room door started to open so we stood apart.

It was her "boyfriend / partner" he had been parking the car and brought her bags up to the room.
He left the room but then returned a few minutes later with towels etc.
He left again and i stripped off and started to have a shower.

He came into the room again and spoke to the lady. She got rid of him and locked the door.

I have always thought that for most guys, it would be very difficult if your girlfriend or partner was a wl.

This guy saw me 3 times in the room, one time naked and knew what was going to happen over the next 2 hours.
He either did not care or was a glutton for punishment.

Maybe he wanted to watch. Ha ha.

He would have been very jealous watching some of the "activities."
the lady assured me that she does not do much of this stuff at home.

I guess if his presence had concerned me i could have complained.
The lady is quite special and was worth the minor intrusions.
But overall i just thought. Wtf.

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[babelx]

Well if the DFK comes after the dining, maybe then they're not so keen?

Had this at least twice... I had to wash my mouth. Once she didn't allow DFK after DATY.... :(

[Alan86]

Saw a man in a manicure beauty shop the other day getting his feet done!
He didn't look well groomed or effeminate in any way, so out of place!
He didn't look very happy either, like he had just lost a bet or something :)

Maybe he was expecting extras lol

[Alan86]

When I see shops around and there are old, ugly women there, who are charging the same amount as young, hot women down the road. When I see guys going in and out of these places, I think WTF??

[Alan86]

Oh shit!!!!!

Why do you think married men are so into punting? This is what you get after marriage!

Btw, laughed so hard at the original story!!

[Alan86]

I recently had a booking to see a WL that I used to see regularly.
The receptionist opened up the shop a few minutes early and took me to her room.
She arrived a few minutes later and was very happy to see me again.
She was straight into a DFK which is unusual for her.
The room door started to open so we stood apart.

It was her "boyfriend / partner" He had been parking the car and brought her bags up to the room.
He left the room but then returned a few minutes later with towels etc.
He left again and I stripped off and started to have a shower.

He came into the room again and spoke to the Lady. She got rid of him and locked the door.

I have always thought that for most guys, it would be very difficult if your Girlfriend or Partner was a WL.

This guy saw me 3 times in the room, one time naked and knew what was going to happen over the next 2 hours.
He either did not care or was a glutton for punishment.

Maybe he wanted to watch. Ha Ha.

He would have been very jealous watching some of the "activities."
The Lady assured me that she does not do much of this stuff at home.

I guess if his presence had concerned me I could have complained.
The Lady is quite special and was worth the minor intrusions.
But overall I just thought. WTF.


Lol. I know it's crazy! I think the only explanation is that this guy is just with her for free sex. There's no way he could really love her and not be jealous. CUCKOLD.

[rooter]

Lol. I know it's crazy! I think the only explanation is that this guy is just with her for free sex. There's no way he could really love her and not be jealous. CUCKOLD.

Cuckholds are very common
I have fucked hundreds of wives/girlfriends of cuckholds while they watched jerked off, took pics or video

[A44]

Lol. I know it's crazy! I think the only explanation is that this guy is just with her for free sex. There's no way he could really love her and not be jealous. CUCKOLD.

I am seeing her again tomorrow morning, first customer.
I wonder if he will come into the room again ??
I have quite a big dick so I will make a point of being erect and making sure that he sees it Ha Ha.
This Lady is smart in many ways, she likes his wallet and the things that he can provide for her.

[Mr Bastard]

Things that make you go ooooohh

http://sydney.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/do-you-want-real-pics/10295507

[A44]

Things that make you go ooooohh

http://sydney.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/do-you-want-real-pics/10295507

I am "open minded" regarding many things, but not this.
No way !! Disgusting for me.

[CunningLinguist]

Things that make you go ooooohh

http://sydney.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/do-you-want-real-pics/10295507

You Bastard of the Mister kind,
That nearly made me go blind!

[Licker]

Things that make you go ooooohh

http://sydney.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/do-you-want-real-pics/10295507

No contact details or anything on the ad.

And the text in the ad looks like it's been specifically created with the other thread of fake pictures in mind.

http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?55266-Fake-pictures-and-false-advertising-in-private-ads-what-to-do&p=841483&viewfull=1#post841483

And the image is naturally fake (appear on at least 7 websites), for example on this medical site about dermatological conditions (cystic acne in this case).
http://dermas.info/images/patologias/foto/acne-quistico-6.jpg

Go figure... "Funny" stuff Mr B.

[Mr Bastard]

LICKER, I didnt think it needed explaining, it is what it is.............I couldn't believe my luck, once I mopped up the regurgitated breakfast I was eating, honestly like a car crash, I did go back for a second look..........

The luck being: how appropriate for a couple of threads on this forum............

Yes Funny Stuff Indeed.........

[Mr Bastard]

I should have put "This may offend some viewers".........but we all need a dose of pimple-ass every now and again.......or do we not........

[Fisher]

I recently had a booking to see a WL that I used to see regularly.
The receptionist opened up the shop a few minutes early and took me to her room.
She arrived a few minutes later and was very happy to see me again.
She was straight into a DFK which is unusual for her.
The room door started to open so we stood apart.

It was her "boyfriend / partner" He had been parking the car and brought her bags up to the room.
He left the room but then returned a few minutes later with towels etc.
He left again and I stripped off and started to have a shower.

He came into the room again and spoke to the Lady. She got rid of him and locked the door.

I have always thought that for most guys, it would be very difficult if your Girlfriend or Partner was a WL.

This guy saw me 3 times in the room, one time naked and knew what was going to happen over the next 2 hours.
He either did not care or was a glutton for punishment.

Maybe he wanted to watch. Ha Ha.

He would have been very jealous watching some of the "activities."
The Lady assured me that she does not do much of this stuff at home.

I guess if his presence had concerned me I could have complained.
The Lady is quite special and was worth the minor intrusions.
But overall I just thought. WTF.

If the wl is who i suspect it is her partner is a punter anyway and a contributer to these forums on occasion.

[deucebigalow]

Once when I was doing my daily morning commute I saw a guy in the vehicle next to me jerking off to gay porn (magazine, not video). Now I just keep my eyes on the road. :startle:

I used to live in the Blue Mountains with a daily 2hr commute by train so a lot of people would have pillows and blankets so they could have a kip on the trip in. Woke up one morning and in the seat in the next isle and girl was giving her bf/husband a HJ under the blanket. They thought they were hiding it under the blanket but it was quite obvious and when he let out a load groan as he came, everyone looked over and she went totally red. Hilarious!

[blanet]

I used to live in the Blue Mountains with a daily 2hr commute by train so a lot of people would have pillows and blankets so they could have a kip on the trip in. Woke up one morning and in the seat in the next isle and girl was giving her bf/husband a HJ under the blanket. They thought they were hiding it under the blanket but it was quite obvious and when he let out a load groan as he came, everyone looked over and she went totally red. Hilarious!

Should've walked over and said I'm next

[babelx]

I used to live in the Blue Mountains with a daily 2hr commute by train so a lot of people would have pillows and blankets so they could have a kip on the trip in. Woke up one morning and in the seat in the next isle and girl was giving her bf/husband a HJ under the blanket. They thought they were hiding it under the blanket but it was quite obvious and when he let out a load groan as he came, everyone looked over and she went totally red. Hilarious!

NAISE!! Early morning round. Wish I could get those.

[AHLUNGOR]

I think the girl friend should have gone under the blanket and gave the BF a BBBJ with swallowing , all clean up, no mess left behind no evidence !!

[wilisno]

Should've walked over and said I'm next

And received an uppercut on the chin ! ;) ;) ;)

[Alan86]

I was in a legit massage place once. This guy came in, asked for a neck massage as he was having pain. Male masseuse walks in, and the guy starts moaning in ecstasy - WTF?

[rooter]

What makes me say WTF?
Not much, I have done pretty much everything, I am pretty much unshockable.
I reckon I do more in a month than most guys do in a life time.
I have done every perversion, orgies, swingers parties, gang bangs, FFM threesomes, MMF threesomes, every drug, every position, CIM, COF, non-stop punting, all the best WLs of the world; Latvian, Thai, Chinese, Korean, Cuban, Filipina, Russian, and the best of course Japanese.
So what makes me say WTF?
Normality! Yeah, normality, normality makes me say WTF.
The fact that 90% of the population has all these options, all these choices, all these freedoms, but they still choose normality.
That makes me say WTF!
Good luck to them! Whatever makes you happy! It's all good!

[CunningLinguist]

What makes me say WTF?
Not much, I have done pretty much everything, I am pretty much unshockable.
I reckon I do more in a month than most guys do in a life time.
I have done every perversion, orgies, swingers parties, gang bangs, FFM threesomes, MMF threesomes, every drug, every position, CIM, COF, non-stop punting, all the best WLs of the world; Latvian, Thai, Chinese, Korean, Cuban, Filipina, Russian, and the best of course Japanese.
So what makes me say WTF?
Normality! Yeah, normality, normality makes me say WTF.
The fact that 90% of the population has all these options, all these choices, all these freedoms, but they still choose normality.
That makes me say WTF!
Good luck to them! Whatever makes you happy! It's all good!

Have you done water sports and scat ?

[Pussyhands]

I had a prostate massage - it was really good.

Now I can understand how some ppl like it in the pooper :)

[A44]

What makes me say WTF?
Not much, I have done pretty much everything, I am pretty much unshockable.
I reckon I do more in a month than most guys do in a life time.
I have done every perversion, orgies, swingers parties, gang bangs, FFM threesomes, MMF threesomes, every drug, every position, CIM, COF, non-stop punting, all the best WLs of the world; Latvian, Thai, Chinese, Korean, Cuban, Filipina, Russian, and the best of course Japanese.
So what makes me say WTF?
Normality! Yeah, normality, normality makes me say WTF.
The fact that 90% of the population has all these options, all these choices, all these freedoms, but they still choose normality.
That makes me say WTF!
Good luck to them! Whatever makes you happy! It's all good!

I raise my hat to you Mr Rooter.
You won't die wondering.
I thought that I'd had quite a few sexual experiences, but now I feel humbled.
I have experienced only a few of the items on your extensive list.
I am open to most sexual practices except sex with a guy. Strictly Ladies only for me.
I aim to tick off a few more items on your list, starting tomorrow, or maybe tonight. Ha Ha.

[Littlewonder]

I think that this is the case with a lot of the girls lets face it fingers can scratch, stretch, hurt but tongue can't do much damage.

[tpol]

What makes me say WTF?
Not much, I have done pretty much everything, I am pretty much unshockable.
I reckon I do more in a month than most guys do in a life time.
I have done every perversion, orgies, swingers parties, gang bangs, FFM threesomes, MMF threesomes, every drug, every position, CIM, COF, non-stop punting, all the best WLs of the world; Latvian, Thai, Chinese, Korean, Cuban, Filipina, Russian, and the best of course Japanese.
So what makes me say WTF?
Normality! Yeah, normality, normality makes me say WTF.
The fact that 90% of the population has all these options, all these choices, all these freedoms, but they still choose normality.
That makes me say WTF!
Good luck to them! Whatever makes you happy! It's all good!

Have you tried knitting? It might make you say WTF?

[x11]

Have you tried knitting? It might make you say WTF?

I hear 3xtreme knitting is a demonstration sport inthe Olympics this year....

[cato]

What makes me say WTF?
Not much, I have done pretty much everything, I am pretty much unshockable.
I reckon I do more in a month than most guys do in a life time.
I have done every perversion, orgies, swingers parties, gang bangs, FFM threesomes, MMF threesomes, every drug, every position, CIM, COF, non-stop punting, all the best WLs of the world; Latvian, Thai, Chinese, Korean, Cuban, Filipina, Russian, and the best of course Japanese.
So what makes me say WTF?
Normality! Yeah, normality, normality makes me say WTF.
The fact that 90% of the population has all these options, all these choices, all these freedoms, but they still choose normality.
That makes me say WTF!
Good luck to them! Whatever makes you happy! It's all good!

I've never done a latvian chick before... Are they like scandinavian girls ??

[Licker]

I've never done a latvian chick before... Are they like scandinavian girls ??

More like Russian.

[rooter]

Monogamy ...

[CunningLinguist]

When you are with your girlfriend and a hot chick gives you the eye and you can't do anything about it ...

[A44]

Hi Guys
I went to a Medical Centre in the Southern Suburbs this morning to get a prescription for Viagra.
I have been going there for the past few years for Viagra prescriptions.
Normally the Male doctors that I have seen take my blood pressure, check my pulse and ask a couple of general questions.
I leave with my prescription plus repeats.
Today, I ended up seeing a Female Doctor.
She refused to give me a prescription unless I agreed to have blood tests for Sugar, Cholesterol etc.
I just thought WTF !!!!
Has anyone else experienced this ??
I refused and left empty handed.
I might return tomorrow when the Male doctor that I normally see is rostered on.
It will be interesting to see if this is now their Policy.

I still visited my "Local" at TP64 and saw Mina.
It was a top session and I had a great finish. But !! No chance of a resurrection or a Second Coming. Ha Ha.

[CunningLinguist]

Hi Guys
I went to a Medical Centre in the Southern Suburbs this morning to get a prescription for Viagra.
I have been going there for the past few years for Viagra prescriptions.
Normally the Male doctors that I have seen take my blood pressure, check my pulse and ask a couple of general questions.
I leave with my prescription plus repeats.
Today, I ended up seeing a Female Doctor.
She refused to give me a prescription unless I agreed to have blood tests for Sugar, Cholesterol etc.
I just thought WTF !!!!
Has anyone else experienced this ??
I refused and left empty handed.
I might return tomorrow when the Male doctor that I normally see is rostered on.
It will be interesting to see if this is now their Policy.

I still visited my "Local" at TP64 and saw Mina.
It was a top session and I had a great finish. But !! No chance of a resurrection or a Second Coming. Ha Ha.

Maybe she has a cheating husband ...

[garfield]

Hi Guys
I went to a Medical Centre in the Southern Suburbs this morning to get a prescription for Viagra.
I have been going there for the past few years for Viagra prescriptions.
Normally the Male doctors that I have seen take my blood pressure, check my pulse and ask a couple of general questions.
I leave with my prescription plus repeats.
Today, I ended up seeing a Female Doctor.
She refused to give me a prescription unless I agreed to have blood tests for Sugar, Cholesterol etc.
I just thought WTF !!!!
Has anyone else experienced this ??
I refused and left empty handed.
I might return tomorrow when the Male doctor that I normally see is rostered on.
It will be interesting to see if this is now their Policy.

I still visited my "Local" at TP64 and saw Mina.
It was a top session and I had a great finish. But !! No chance of a resurrection or a Second Coming. Ha Ha.
It is not unusual for doctor to ask that to make sure you are in good health to take this drug.

[MAX FAKE]

Hi Guys
I went to a Medical Centre in the Southern Suburbs this morning to get a prescription for Viagra.
I have been going there for the past few years for Viagra prescriptions.
Normally the Male doctors that I have seen take my blood pressure, check my pulse and ask a couple of general questions.
I leave with my prescription plus repeats.
Today, I ended up seeing a Female Doctor.
She refused to give me a prescription unless I agreed to have blood tests for Sugar, Cholesterol etc.
I just thought WTF !!!!
Has anyone else experienced this ??
I refused and left empty handed.
I might return tomorrow when the Male doctor that I normally see is rostered on.
It will be interesting to see if this is now their Policy.

I still visited my "Local" at TP64 and saw Mina.
It was a top session and I had a great finish. But !! No chance of a resurrection or a Second Coming. Ha Ha.

Put it down to the GP being very thorough, which is what you want. Viagra can do some serious damage, so it shouldn't be take lightly.

What is more important, a second shot or being alive?

[CunningLinguist]

Put it down to the GP being very thorough, which is what you want. Viagra can do some serious damage, so it shouldn't be take lightly.

What is more important, a second shot or being alive?

Ask that question 1 second before you are about to do a second shot ...

[A44]

Put it down to the GP being very thorough, which is what you want. Viagra can do some serious damage, so it shouldn't be take lightly.

What is more important, a second shot or being alive?

Thanks for the responses guys. You make some valid points.
I was just surprised at the time when she insisted on blood tests before issuing Viagra.
I am a decent guy so I will accept that she was interested in my wellbeing.

I do have thorough Annual Checkups at my local Family Practice.
Included are blood tests for Cholesterol, sugar, PSA, etc. and Finger in Bum.
I have always had good results.

I prefer to get my Viagra away from my Family Practice.
I returned to the Medical Centre yesterday and saw the Male Doctor that I normally see.
After checking my blood pressure, pulse and a few general questions he had no hesitation in giving me the prescription for Viagra. He was surprised about my experience with the Female Doctor.

It all ended well.

[Starved]

Whilst fingering WL in a room with no windows , she asks if she can light a smoke.I obviously wasn't much chop but WTF !!
She should go back to acting classes and wear a nicotine patch.

[CunningLinguist]

Whilst fingering WL in a room with no windows , she asks if she can light a smoke.I obviously wasn't much chop but WTF !!
She should go back to acting classes and wear a nicotine patch.

WTF!, so she was so bored with being fingered she had to have a smoke to relieve the boredom, bit of a turn off.

I remember seeing a hardened WL once and as I was giving her DATY I noticed she was not making any noises or moving so I looked up and she
was just looking at me kind of bored, she was probably debating if she should light up also!

[garfield]

WTF!, so she was so bored with being fingered she had to have a smoke to relieve the boredom, bit of a turn off.

I remember seeing a hardened WL once and as I was giving her DATY I noticed she was not making any noises or moving so I looked up and she
was just looking at me kind of bored, she was probably debating if she should light up also!

Yep. There's quite a few out there. One time I was giving daty to a young ML, and she didn't have any reaction at all. Was a bug turnoff.

[cuteguy]

It was a WTF moment, but not for me.

I was at RnT place trying a new ML. She was a bit shy but she allowed some LFK.

Anyway, at the end she gave me a HJ. We were both sitting facing each other and she was furiously tugging away. Maybe she didn't want to kiss me anymore or whatever the reason - anyway, she faced down and then the inevitable happened:

I swear I did not do this intentionally but she had built so much pressure that one shot flew high up and straight into her mouth.

I could not stop laughing. I did apologize but I still think that was one of the funniest things that happened to me in punting.

But for the girl it was clearly a WTF.

The experienced girls know how to stay away from your penises when you are getting hard and ready to explode. In your case, I would have being laughing too if I saw it happen. Did you give her a little tip (ie extra $10) for what happened?

[cuteguy]

Like Suzy (Posh) for example. With her my jizz ends up everywhere but magically never on her.

No, maybe I should have given her something extra. Would have been a nice gesture. How come I never think of anything nice?

HM

A small tip would have gone down well with this shy girl and never know she might have wanted to see you again.

[NigStick]

We know we know

But the mothers cant produce fast enough lol:miao:

ps... just joking


This really make me laugh lol

[Alan86]

It was a WTF moment, but not for me.

I was at RnT place trying a new ML. She was a bit shy but she allowed some LFK.

Anyway, at the end she gave me a HJ. We were both sitting facing each other and she was furiously tugging away. Maybe she didn't want to kiss me anymore or whatever the reason - anyway, she faced down and then the inevitable happened:

I swear I did not do this intentionally but she had built so much pressure that one shot flew high up and straight into her mouth.

I could not stop laughing. I did apologize but I still think that was one of the funniest things that happened to me in punting.

But for the girl it was clearly a WTF.

Lol. Lucky she didn't charge you extra for CIM!

I've heard stories of punters who have shot themselves in the face! Never happened to me though.

[cuteguy]

Oh, I am sure she wanted to see me again.

She had a nice body but is not overly pretty and she did not have the freshest breath as well (already BEFORE this little episode). So I have never gone back.

But imagine the endless opportunities to tease her that this would have provided. Almost a shame not to have seized on that...

HM

Yes some of the girls do tend to have bad breath at times. One time one young pretty Chinese WL had such bad breath I told her to brush her teeth and use mouthwash. It appeared to work but then the smell returned and she later blamed it on some food she ate before she met me. I gave her the benefit of the doubt since she delivered a great service on the first occasion. I decided to visit her again but she had the same bad breath again. After the second visit, I had difficulty in accepting that it was due to food again and suggested that she see a dentist.

Some MLs have slightly bad breath when they have worked for a few hours straight so I just offer them some Eclipse mints (not one but two) to give them fresh breath.

[CunningLinguist]

Bad breath is a real turn off the worst type is cock breath :)

[CunningLinguist]

When I swallow steel I'm so comfortable having it in my throat that I can actually lean against it and pose a little bit.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-13/sword-swallowing-former-mormon-tells-of-her-road-to-stardom/7408866

I reckon she would be pretty good at deep throat ...

[blanet]

. Her kisses also tasted strange that day. I could not make sense of it while I was with her but later it dawned on me. Was a metallic, stinging taste or maybe more a feeling on my lips..

HM

She was with Superman before seeing you.

[Starved]

Recently I had an encounter with an ML that did not have bad breath as such, but a very strange taste to her mouth. Not sure what that was and I don't want to think too much about it.

Several months ago, in one of the good Asian brothels I had an encounter with a young WL that I had seen two or three times before. Her kisses also tasted strange that day. I could not make sense of it while I was with her but later it dawned on me. Was a metallic, stinging taste or maybe more a feeling on my lips.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. After that I made a point of seeing her as the first guy of the day.

HM

She may have bitten her lip or tonge ,
Not nice but better than cum

[uglyphil]

Recently I had an encounter with an ML that did not have bad breath as such, but a very strange taste to her mouth. Not sure what that was and I don't want to think too much about it.

Several months ago, in one of the good Asian brothels I had an encounter with a young WL that I had seen two or three times before. Her kisses also tasted strange that day. I could not make sense of it while I was with her but later it dawned on me. Was a metallic, stinging taste or maybe more a feeling on my lips.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. After that I made a point of seeing her as the first guy of the day.

HM

LOL, I don't think that was cum. Cum does not "sting".

I think you'll find it was more likely some type of chilli. A lot of Chinese ladies love to eat a chilli fish, and when they kiss you after, you get a tingling sensation on your lips.

Hint: If you enjoy a WL who eats this, make sure that she THOROUGHLY rinses her mouth before giving you BBBJ. Trust me ;)

[cuteguy]

LOL, I don't think that was cum. Cum does not "sting".

I think you'll find it was more likely some type of chilli. A lot of Chinese ladies love to eat a chilli fish, and when they kiss you after, you get a tingling sensation on your lips.

Hint: If you enjoy a WL who eats this, make sure that she THOROUGHLY rinses her mouth before giving you BBBJ. Trust me ;)

Don't forget the Thai girls too. They love their chilli.

[Littlewonder]

Idiots on this forum who have made about a hand full of posts all putting down someone else and never contributing any after report or anything of substance.

[lurkernomore]

Idiots on this forum who have made about a hand full of posts all putting down someone else and never contributing any after report or anything of substance.
Offended are you for having your bullshit posts called out in public.
Everyone knows you are tied into 533 somehow maybe even Angies root on the side.
Being a pensioner you need to write ars/promote for 533 so you can get your free punts in otherwise you could not afford a punt.

[Littlewonder]

Offended are you for having your bullshit posts called out in public.
Everyone knows you are tied into 533 somehow maybe even Angies root on the side.
Being a pensioner you need to write ars/promote for 533 so you can get your free punts in otherwise you could not afford a punt.

Hello fuckwit good to see you contributing some thing of value on here as usual I am sure all the bros will appreciate your contribution.

The above just confirms how ignorant and uninformed you are!

Keep posting you have 8 useless post so far I am sure it won't belong before you make the magical 50 all with useless post that the bros on here can't wait to see.

[uglyphil]

Don't forget the Thai girls too. They love their chilli.

That they do! :)

[cmk76]

She lays on the massage bed with legs spread wide, knees bent. I hold her hips and thrust furiously away. Sweat pouring down my forehead. I'm breathless. Her eyes lightly closed, mouth opened. Moaning. A notification message comes through her phone. Startled at first by the vibration and tone, she abruptly picks it up. Staring into the screen, reading. Her ecstatic face is now a frown. Concerned, I stop, and query her...

C: What's wrong? Evrything ok?
X: (Pauses) This customer sent me a message... wants to have dinner with me! (turns to me) Sigh... He keeps asking me out! But I'm not interested... Uhh, and you? Why did you stop?! Keep going...!
C: !!!???

[cmk76]

Busy licking the clitoris on a WL, I tried to get a finger in. I massaged my finger between her lips and felt something in the way. I took a quick glance down in the dimly lit light and thought it was a bit of lint or fluff from a towel. I went back to daty and tried to pick the lint off with my finger simultaneously. She lets outs a gasp, and I just realized that it was the string to her tampon...

[CunningLinguist]

This girl can squirt, over and over ...
https://chaturbate.com/littlesubgirl/

[CunningLinguist]

Hope this loser is not on the forum
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-06/sugar-daddy-had-viagra,-rings-in-hopefulness-kit/8684718

[ILAW74]

Saw a dude pick up a random nearly-empty ditched Slushie just to try and suck some leftovers up.

[puntercouple]

It's just the genes. Caucasians look older than Asians. They're most likely similar age.

EDIT: This is reply to AHLUNGHOR about white/yellow couple in Parramatta.

[Raybo]

It's just the genes. Caucasians look older than Asians. They're most likely similar age.

EDIT: This is reply to AHLUNGHOR about white/yellow couple in Parramatta.

More stereotypes. Watching Masterchef last night and noticed Sarah is 25. Looks at least 10 years older and thats being nice!

[hereandthere]

The dreaded tampon string....that happened to me once as well with a ML thankfully I wasn't dining at the time ( :question:) but it was enough to bring the session to an abrupt end

[Babycat]

The dreaded tampon string....that happened to me once as well with a ML thankfully I wasn't dining at the time ( :question:) but it was enough to bring the session to an abrupt end
I heard from my colleagues that there is a guy very interested in period that he always calls to shop to ask which girl has period on that day and mentions he wants the girl having period. Not a joke. He showed up and the girl even had to take the tampon out for him to see. Don't know what happened further but eeeel.

[AHLUNGOR]

More stereotypes. Watching Masterchef last night and noticed Sarah is 25. Looks at least 10 years older and thats being nice!

I was only looking at Diana the whole times .......... haha

[BlackToad]

Early in my punting career I visited a Caucasian brothel and was introduced to the girls one by one. One French girl with bad looking teeth whispered to me that if I choose her she would do any thing and then listed a whole bunch of stuff.. Tea bagging, anal, rimming. Being a new punter a women had never spoken to me like that before. Usually I'm the one doing the begging for sex. Freaked me out a little (but in a good way :thirst:)

No, I didn't pick her. The teeth turned me off.

[Budgyboy]

Just lately in a double with two girls with not much English, both had full bush, I asked one of them why she didn't shave off all through google translator. Her reply through translater, I have to leave on because of hygiene and diarrhoea, ok yep you leave it on then babe

[woods23]

Been punting for long time now but this one still put a smile on my face when i think about it "my pussy said want to fck you but my head say no" the funny thing is she fcked me the last few sessions before lol :surprise:

[dokidokisuru]

people who pay $100 for an hour massage somewhere and not just pay a bit extra for a HE and nude massage! I mean WTF!