Steven Seagal
24-09-2012, 06:25 PM
Chinese Massage
501 King St.
Newtown
Phone: 02 95571830
G’day mates,
This is a review of Tina.
“But you’ve got the beauty of love on your side. And if we can find our sense of humour . . why these are the weapons of the angels.”
These words were spoken by Richard Egan in the last scene in the movie A Summer Place.
To understand this punt you need to see me for the starry eyed romantic I truly am. I love the movie A Summer Place. Next time it’s on TV have a look at it. Sandra Dee is one of the stars and no one has the eyes that she has. When her eyes get all moist in several scenes you can tell that it’s the real deal and not some flunkie squirting glycerine drops into them! And Troy Donahue? If Lawrence Olivier could do the telephone scene like Donahue he would die a happy man knowing he was a great thespian. ( See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ImKNSVxWk )
The movie is about love for those young who have never felt its full intensity before and also for those later in life who feel true love has abandoned them. Folks, I get all chocked up just thinking about it. Why, Dorothy McGuire who plays Troy Donahue’s mum, is so lovely I would eat her pussy out live on the 6 O’clock News and not care what anybody thought! So there you have it. I believe in love and romance and yes, a bit of erotica thrown in as well.
Well, I didn’t get anything like the above with Tina. Let me first do an overall evaluation of her.
GOOD NEWS:
Tina is very pretty.
Tina has lovely A-cups with great nipples.
Tina has a lovely body.
Tina has great English.
Tina is probably a good person.
BAD NEWS:
She shortened my hour booked to 35 min.
She asked too many personal questions.
Her massage did not recognise I had a body outside of my back.
Her back massage stank.
Ok, so what happened? Well, Casanova Farquar insisted we would to 501. As soon as Miko flipped over the ‘Open’ sign we barged into the joint. There were two ladies available. Farquar chose a cute beanpole named Eva and I was pleased to get very pretty Tina. Ladies and gents the rest from there went downhill and the romanticism that was A Summer Place was no more to be found.
Her massage was terrible and she talked and talked. After about 10 minutes she asked if I wanted ‘special service’. Well, ladies and gents I was all over that idea like a flock of ducks on a June bug. For extra she took off her clothes while giving a handjob.
Before she started the handjob the following interaction occurred:
Tina: Can you still get your cock hard?
Seagal: Yes. (I was feeling offended.)
Tina: Really?
Seagal: Yep if you’re sexy and pretty.
Tina: I am pretty. All the customers tell me that.
Seagal: How nice for you. Can I have your autograph?
Tina: What?
Seagal: Yes you are pretty.
Tina then handled my cock as if it was a desert rattlesnake and it was only by thinking about Sandra Dee that I got over the finish line. She was even more inept than Manly was against the Storm and about has pleasurable as receiving a head high hit from Anthony Watmouth.
She then dressed, so I took the cue and put my gear on too and waited for what seemed like an hour before Farquar finished with Eva.
After conferring with Farquar outside I discovered her went 5 min over time and I got diddled 25 min. I rang Miko and Miko said Tina told her I decided to finish early. A lie? Let’s just say that not only was Tina not intimate with me she was also not close to the truth either.
Will I go back? Of course. It’s worth going just to see Miko.
See Tina again? If you have to ask that question you’re not reading this shit.
I shall return.
Steven
501 King St.
Newtown
Phone: 02 95571830
G’day mates,
This is a review of Tina.
“But you’ve got the beauty of love on your side. And if we can find our sense of humour . . why these are the weapons of the angels.”
These words were spoken by Richard Egan in the last scene in the movie A Summer Place.
To understand this punt you need to see me for the starry eyed romantic I truly am. I love the movie A Summer Place. Next time it’s on TV have a look at it. Sandra Dee is one of the stars and no one has the eyes that she has. When her eyes get all moist in several scenes you can tell that it’s the real deal and not some flunkie squirting glycerine drops into them! And Troy Donahue? If Lawrence Olivier could do the telephone scene like Donahue he would die a happy man knowing he was a great thespian. ( See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ImKNSVxWk )
The movie is about love for those young who have never felt its full intensity before and also for those later in life who feel true love has abandoned them. Folks, I get all chocked up just thinking about it. Why, Dorothy McGuire who plays Troy Donahue’s mum, is so lovely I would eat her pussy out live on the 6 O’clock News and not care what anybody thought! So there you have it. I believe in love and romance and yes, a bit of erotica thrown in as well.
Well, I didn’t get anything like the above with Tina. Let me first do an overall evaluation of her.
GOOD NEWS:
Tina is very pretty.
Tina has lovely A-cups with great nipples.
Tina has a lovely body.
Tina has great English.
Tina is probably a good person.
BAD NEWS:
She shortened my hour booked to 35 min.
She asked too many personal questions.
Her massage did not recognise I had a body outside of my back.
Her back massage stank.
Ok, so what happened? Well, Casanova Farquar insisted we would to 501. As soon as Miko flipped over the ‘Open’ sign we barged into the joint. There were two ladies available. Farquar chose a cute beanpole named Eva and I was pleased to get very pretty Tina. Ladies and gents the rest from there went downhill and the romanticism that was A Summer Place was no more to be found.
Her massage was terrible and she talked and talked. After about 10 minutes she asked if I wanted ‘special service’. Well, ladies and gents I was all over that idea like a flock of ducks on a June bug. For extra she took off her clothes while giving a handjob.
Before she started the handjob the following interaction occurred:
Tina: Can you still get your cock hard?
Seagal: Yes. (I was feeling offended.)
Tina: Really?
Seagal: Yep if you’re sexy and pretty.
Tina: I am pretty. All the customers tell me that.
Seagal: How nice for you. Can I have your autograph?
Tina: What?
Seagal: Yes you are pretty.
Tina then handled my cock as if it was a desert rattlesnake and it was only by thinking about Sandra Dee that I got over the finish line. She was even more inept than Manly was against the Storm and about has pleasurable as receiving a head high hit from Anthony Watmouth.
She then dressed, so I took the cue and put my gear on too and waited for what seemed like an hour before Farquar finished with Eva.
After conferring with Farquar outside I discovered her went 5 min over time and I got diddled 25 min. I rang Miko and Miko said Tina told her I decided to finish early. A lie? Let’s just say that not only was Tina not intimate with me she was also not close to the truth either.
Will I go back? Of course. It’s worth going just to see Miko.
See Tina again? If you have to ask that question you’re not reading this shit.
I shall return.
Steven