Random tidbits from random punts

[Jazebo]

Hey guys...

Just posting here some thoughts and ramblings on my experiences here in Syd and overseas...

Been lurking here for years, starting from when I was rather innocent and young going RnT and now older n dirtier seeking more n more wild experiences. :P

My mates and I used to get alot of outcall services... until we realised it usually cost alot more than incall and you risk getting some nasties. Another downside is that in our experience cos they have a driver usually downstairs waiting even though you have an hour booking, the instant you blow ( and you *will* be rushed ) she'll be packing up hovering near the exit hinting to go.
"Asianbobo" we used a few times, cos we didn't know any better and I wouldn't recommend them. One time one lady was decent but other times always oldish and they have a regular korean 40+yo that was sent to us on two separate occasions that was about a year apart so I believe she's one of their "mains".

Worst experience was one time I caved and tried a number I saw in the paper... Claiming young 20 yo etc etc ... got sent a horrendous sagging asian bush pig probably closer to double my age. I am totally ashamed and since no one here knows who I am I will fess up that I fucked that bush pig outta a combination of: 1. Embarrassment to reject her, 2. Worries that trouble will arise if I don't pay. and 3. Asian blood dictates that I can't waste money. I have never felt so ashamed or dirty afterwards and nearly sworn off punting... but who am I kidding. :P

For Rnt I recommend Midas; bit pricey but damn they got korean pop-star quality girls at times. I don't think you really should bother with the other spa/sauna places i.e Chicago/Babylon cos usually very pricey and lotta pork chops. And all you get is a RnT.

FS I used to frequent the lil eastwood place behind the hairdressers... I know alot of ppl here say bad things bout them but in my experience ( and I went quite often ) you can get quite good quality there for only $85/ half hr ... The one upstairs to them however.......... First time and last time I went there... was an aging lady 40+ with pot belly... was randy as fuck so I didn't care just wanted to hit n run... was having trouble ( cos she was... well... nasty... ) so I was ramming turbo just to bust a nut out... she stopped me, sat up and started "kneading" her belly flabs downwards ( grab the pot belly in both hands, raise em up, then compress down on top of it with palms down... exactly how you knead dough ) complaining about me "pumping too much air inside" :/ double you tee eff??

I think both of them are gone now so I have to trek further to Rydalmere... I *think* its 22 Rydalmere... the one with the big red flashing sign... theres also another one just up the road from them upstairs...
Highly recommended... often can find nice young girls there. One time was with a tiny little beautiful thing... absolutely beautiful... I think she was thai with tiny frame and maybe mixed nationality because she had a face and body that could be a model. Very young. Most beautiful wl I've been with in Sydney to date. Maybe overseas too. Forgot her name and don't know if shes still there...
Best part of 22 Rydalmere is that if theres nothing in the lineup that impresses you can go up the road a few metres and check out the upstairs joint...

Used to enjoy Tokyo cats too but have not tried new Ginza...

Recommend to all you brothers if you have the chance try asia... specifically China/Macau... the price and talent there are unbeatable... with our currency you can be treated like royalty...
Try not to spend too much on each individual punt I'd say... even though its bloody tempting some of the nice girls out there...
Many times I've forked out $300+ and yes the girl is beautiful and glamorous ( at times... sometimes premium price and just regular girl ) but the instant I blow my load its like "what the fuck am I doing here???" and a tinge of guilt about money spent. If its cheaper yea maybe its not Caviar but it'll still satisfy your hunger all the same. Its just our cocks hijacking our brains and I know we all love the guy but he can make some pretty bad decisions. Can get overly excited checking out this site and other similar ones online, being seduced by all the glamour girls but I find at the end of the day all you want is a root and oftentimes a root is just a root.

Gonna stop now as I realise I have no idea what I am rambling about and my sentences are becoming incoherent.

Happy punting fellas and remember, variety is the spice of life! ;)

[mannykay]

Hahaha, I enjoyed this read bro! Jazebo has some serious misadventures everyone should learn from. Although I would contend that most punters here would have similar stories to share.

"Bush Pig". Fuck that's a funny term. I remember seeing some horrendous ladyboy's in Bangkok and referring to them as heffers.

We've all had moment's where we were too embarrassed to reject, and regret it later. And I'm definitely guilty of having my penis take over my brain. And I can totally relate to that feeling of guilt right after you cum, and everything comes clear again, and you wonder what it was all for? Why didn't I just stay home and jerk it off? But when I see a quality girl, I don't get that feeling. Totally worth it.

And I think you're not referring to 22 Rydalmere. When you drive there, you pass a shop on the same road with red neons, and 22 is further up.

[jazzlau90]

Nice hearing from ya Jazebo. You definitely wrote a very good post on your sex experiences.

Definitely gonna get the ups and downs of punting. Guess that's just part of life and trust me I've finally realised that this is without a doubt the most expensive hobby to me. Seriously train travel, food, indulgements, going out for a surf.... all these down really compare to punting.

But seriously to me its way more worth it than a girlfriend (not to say i'm never gonna get one), costs more to keep her happy and dancing plus you won't get good sex often. I might sound crazy but being only 22, i'm gonna enjoy my punting life another 8 years haha.

I'm glad and happy to hear from other punters, because even tho we never see each other or have the same opinions, all of us punters love the same thing and we all love to punt. So definitely Happy Punting!! :)

[Jazebo]

Heffers? They look like Hugh Hefner? :P

Yea the moment we shoot, clarity comes crashing down.. sometimes within seconds...
Sounds strange but at times when I'm craving a punt but have been going too often, I "force" a wank out... n voila! In a second something I desired so strongly that I was going crazy trawling the seedy web, to complete disinterest and a sense of dodging a bullet and money saved.

And oops.. i think I probably got it the wrong way round. One is further down the road slightly darker with a big flashing number.. forgot the number... :P and the other not so good place but plan B is more towards the main road and located upstairs from ground floor.

[Booster]

Hey guys...

Recommend to all you brothers if you have the chance try asia... specifically China/Macau... the price and talent there are unbeatable... with our currency you can be treated like royalty...
Try not to spend too much on each individual punt I'd say... even though its bloody tempting some of the nice girls out there...
Many times I've forked out $300+ and yes the girl is beautiful and glamorous ( at times... sometimes premium price and just regular girl ) but the instant I blow my load its like "what the fuck am I doing here???" and a tinge of guilt about money spent. If its cheaper yea maybe its not Caviar but it'll still satisfy your hunger all the same. Its just our cocks hijacking our brains and I know we all love the guy but he can make some pretty bad decisions. Can get overly excited checking out this site and other similar ones online, being seduced by all the glamour girls but I find at the end of the day all you want is a root and oftentimes a root is just a root.

Gonna stop now as I realise I have no idea what I am rambling about and my sentences are becoming incoherent.

Happy punting fellas and remember, variety is the spice of life! ;)

Variety is the spice of life, I definitely want to go to different parts of the world to get an authentic experience.
I need to get a job where I can go jetsetting on business.

For me, its all about having a fun experience, and crossing things off a list.

[Max Impact]

Just a couple of things.

The bush pig couldn't have been too bad if you got it up. Unless you have a thing for bush pigs.

Variety is the spice of life until you get caught. Then life is just fucked.

[mannykay]

But seriously to me its way more worth it than a girlfriend (not to say i'm never gonna get one), costs more to keep her happy and dancing plus you won't get good sex often. I might sound crazy but being only 22, i'm gonna enjoy my punting life another 8 years haha.

Man, we are the same age. I just hope we don't inadvertently know eachother. lol. And no, your philosophy is quite commonplace amongst guys our age. If you can balance your budget well, $150-$200 per few weeks is a not that much different to having a steady girlfriend, albeit with less drama, headache and bickering... etc I'm an adventurer at heart so I enjoy the exploration and selection of new ladies to be with whenever I please. Monogamous relationships have not worked out for me in the past.

You say you'll stop in 8 years? Right. And I'm Santa Claus. Mate, once a punter, always a punter. First time I went was out of curiosity. Now I write reports. Go figure.


Heffers? They look like Hugh Hefner? :P

Heffer is just a term meaning same thing as bush pig, but the American guy I was with told he he hadn't heard it in a while. So I guess I'm trying to revive dead language. lol

[Jazebo]

Just a couple of things.

The bush pig couldn't have been too bad if you got it up. Unless you have a thing for bush pigs.

Variety is the spice of life until you get caught. Then life is just fucked.

Hah mmm yes never thought about that but I was determined to shoot the bitch no matter how nasty, out of spite... I suspect she wasn't expecting that I go through with it, and was surprised that I did... actually at the end for some reason I think she was embarrassed/ashamed too for some reason... :P I was about 27 then and she was perhaps 55.

Still remember it clearly... I forget half my romps but I can recall this one clear as day.... seared into my brain.... the memory of my hand sinking in her belly which felt like a plastic bag half filled with cold porridge. OH and stretch marks on her belly... like she was attacked by a pack of baby tigers that latched their claws on her gut n dragged all the way down to the vag.

And I agree with Mannykay... once you pop you can't stop... throughout the years different girlfriends but no matter how hot they are.. at times I am just in need of a different "flavour" :P

[jazzlau90]

Ha u are a very special man Mannykay, I agree I love the adventure of meeting new girls, but never had the budget lol. As you said that's pretty much how much I spend per week. I like ur philosophy of always being a punter, I wish I can be like you lol, but I know eventually there will be a time to settle down :). But for now being on these forums speaking to you guys and punting is all that matters to me right now haha

[Midnight_Prowl]

Nice report bro, very honest report, i hv exactly like u couple of times!

[mannykay]

Hah mmm yes never thought about that but I was determined to shoot the bitch no matter how nasty, out of spite... I suspect she wasn't expecting that I go through with it, and was surprised that I did... actually at the end for some reason I think she was embarrassed/ashamed too for some reason... :P I was about 27 then and she was perhaps 55.

Still remember it clearly... I forget half my romps but I can recall this one clear as day.... seared into my brain.... the memory of my hand sinking in her belly which felt like a plastic bag half filled with cold porridge. OH and stretch marks on her belly... like she was attacked by a pack of baby tigers that latched their claws on her gut n dragged all the way down to the vag.

And I agree with Mannykay... once you pop you can't stop... throughout the years different girlfriends but no matter how hot they are.. at times I am just in need of a different "flavour" :P

Max Impact has a point. If the bush pig was really as.... repulsive as you have described her, then a boner would not even be possible. Methinks deep down you like that shit!!


Ha u are a very special man Mannykay, I agree I love the adventure of meeting new girls, but never had the budget lol. As you said that's pretty much how much I spend per week. I like ur philosophy of always being a punter, I wish I can be like you lol, but I know eventually there will be a time to settle down :). But for now being on these forums speaking to you guys and punting is all that matters to me right now haha

lol Of course there's a time and place to settle. But seriously, you think after 8 years of crazy sex with consistently young experienced girls who's aim is to please you, you'll be able to give that up and settle down with 1 woman ?... every single day? All while knowing younger and more exciting girls are only $150 away (disregarding inflation)? C'mon man, be realistic. It's noble, yet naiive. You remind me of the guys I went to high school with that said "I only smoke is social situations bro". Now they're full blown smokers trying to quit. You'll be back. Most of the guys in this forum are married. As far as marriage is concerned; it's not that sacred.

But hey, if you can pull it off, if you're really that morally guided, then more power to you! But the realist in me says - not a chance! lol :)

[jazzlau90]

Haha you got that right. Yeah man I look around at all the split ups between couples, the bullshit such as having to spend time with her, go out to the movies, eat and settle for her nonsense, you could call it a pretty dodgy lift eh?

Seriously this hobby is too addictive as you guys said, once a punter/always a punter and the amount of money spent per wk for me is around $150, dude a girlfriend I'm guessing would probably cost like $200 lol.

You made me feel like being a long life punter Mannykay (And i was planning on giving this up after a week or so :cry: jks)

Thanks for your convincing words lol, guess I'll think before I act when deciding whether to get a GF.

[mannykay]

Don't feel bad bro. As I say to myself regularly: there are worse addictions. I only go roughly once a month, so I tend to spread it out.

And you're fortunate enough to live in the state of NSW where brothels are legal. You'd be plain stoopid to not relish this privilege.
It's like living in Amsterdam and feeling bad about smoking weed.

[jazzlau90]

Well u are spreading it out for going once a month. So you wait a whole month before you punt again? Far out how can you wait that long, when it becomes addictive wouldn't you try to go as regularly as possible. But again, we all got work and other things to do.

Nah of course I don't feel bad and i agree as well that NSW/Sydney are the best for brothels and punting so I'm not gonna dispute that. :)

Worst addictions/... of course there are, punting doesn't even come close to smoking, gambling or drugs. Those things can harm the shit out of you, but punting you get to learn everything about a women and also a 100% chance to get laid too.

[mannykay]

Well u are spreading it out for going once a month. So you wait a whole month before you punt again? Far out how can you wait that long, when it becomes addictive wouldn't you try to go as regularly as possible.

I have a accountabilabuddy system and we make a date and we go prowling together. It works for me.


... also a 100% chance to get laid too.

That's a pretty damn good statistic. I can drink to that :)

[babelx]

Jazebo, that's a brilliant rant! many mistakes I have made and learnt from. A trip down the memory lane!

[numberonebigsize]

Been away and a bit quiet lately and i am now catching up on some old threads. This one is CLASSIC STUFF,very funny but o so true,--- the urge---the high expectations--- the excitement of the upcoming punt---- the lying shop owners/reception--- the''bush pigs and pork chops'' served up for your ''guaranteed'' pleasure. haha. great fun looking back but a total fuck up at the time. oops forgot the pissed off and guilt feelings after your ''guaranteed top service'' turns pear shaped.

It can be all summarized in the wise words of my dear dad--- ''Son, remember, A STIFF COCK HAS NO CONSCIENCE''

I am also reminded of a poem by that eminent aussie poet,Rodney Rude. It is simply titled ''WINTER''

Cold as a frog in a frozen pool
Cold a the end of an eskimos tool
Cold as the hairs on a polar bears bum
Cold as your love for a whore when you've cum


Keep smiling boys.

[playerz]

I wonder how many bros here would fess up getting it on with a lady boy.