oops! What are your weirdest or most awkward moments with a WL

[rooter]

One of the fun things about punting apart from the obvious is the unexpected and weird things and awkward moments, that at the time are not always funny but when you think back are.
Here are 3 just off the top of my head :
1. brand new girl, first ever punt and very nervous.
I turn my back on her for a minute to put away my clothes or whatever.
I turn around and look at her and she is gasping, red eyes, tears flowing.
And I think fuck, she doesn't want to do this. So I give her a hug and tell her its OK. but she gets down on her knees and starts sucking me off, and I am saying "it's OK you don't have to do this" and trying to stop her and she looks up puzzled and upset and asking "whats your problem".
Turns out while i wasn't looking she rinsed with mouthwash and it was much hotter and stronger than she expected, hence the tears and gasping ;)
2. With a WL and we shower together and I dry myself off with a bright red/crimson towel
We get on the bed, lots of DFK and DATY - all going well.
Then she starts giving me a catbath and makes her way down to my erect cock.
And suddenly she freezes up and looks at me with a worried and alarmed look! And she refuses to suck it! I gently encourage her but she refuses.
Then she starts saying stuff like "is it sore?", does it hurt?" "it looks bad!"
I take a look and my cock is bright red and looks like its badly irritated, or even bleeding! WTF!! It was OK 5 minutes ago.
A closer inspection reveals the bright red fibres from the towel had attached themselves to the head of my cock making it look really bad.
What a relief!
3. I was fucking a WL in missionary position in the pussy really hard, she was full on cumming and I was pretty close to shooting my load too.
Suddenly I can smell shit! I figure it must be an olfactory hallucination - like you do ;)
The smell won't go away so I think maybe its me so without missing a beat I wipe my arse with my hand and have a sniff - all clean.
Anyway I am a man on a mission so nothing is gonna stop me so i keep pumping until I cum really hard.
Then I have a look and notice a massive brown streak on the white sheet. I had literally fucked the shit out this girl!
Anyway she must have had no sense of smell and was not aware of what she had done and I really didn't want to embarrass her by making her aware of it.
So I quickly blindfolded her with her own panties and with one magician style swoop pulled the sheet from under her and whisked her away into the shower.
She was totally puzzled, bewildered, and I would say a bit frightened by my odd behaviour and must have thought i am some kind of weirdo.

I am sure you have all had awkward or weird moments when punting - let's hear them

[CunningLinguist]

A WL gave me a strange look once, I didn't realise why until I noticed in the mirror I had a blood smear on my nose, from DATY.
I have had a brown sheet moment while giving anal, rushed off to the shower also!
Also some other brown moments from anal.
Once while giving a WL doggy I accidently went straight up her arse, she wasn't happy and stopped after this :(
Had some fanny fart moments :)
Had a WL keep my used condom to use later as moisturiser

[jj12345]

Had a WL keep my used condom to use later as moisturiser

Haha... you fell for this? I bet there is a little CL running around somewhere now :D

[Ethanhunt]

Man nothing like comments above, at least not with a WL. Weirdest thing I can remember was when i had booked 30min with a girl. She wouldn't stop chatting during. During bbbj and fs. I was having trouble staying hard because she was asking questions. It felt like a first date over coffee, but obviously doing other things. I didn't want to be rude because she was gorgeous and sweet. I walked out thinking it was the weirdest session I have had. Even weirder, I wanted to return but only so we could chat more.

[Oneonone]

I had a weird one yesterday went to see one of my old favourites that I hadn't seen for a while, she told me she has been on holidays, I said are you happy to see still see me she said yes so we went in the room I paid the money and showered she return undressed and went to kiss her she said I don't kiss any more? WTF! I said to her what have you stopped having fun? She said I hate work! Well I said thats not much good I want to kiss and I want to have fun and I want you to have fun!

She said well I don't kiss so would you like to see someone else? I thought this can only go down hill from here so I said yes so she went and saw the mamasan and another girl came in the room I got my clothes etc and changed to her room.

Pitty she was a nice girl and used to give great service! I wonder if it was just me or if she doesn't kiss anyone any more? Some where in the conversation not sure where it fitted in but she said to me you should no better than to believe anything a working lady tells you?

Weird Ha?

[World citizen]

She probably found a BF.

Weirdest for me - a ONS rather than a WG experience.

Met this girl at a friend's party. She was a real stunner and probably out of my league, but we got on like a house on fire and she came back to my apartment that night. We were in bed fucking and she was reverse cow girl, giving me a fantastic view of her ass. For some reason (i dont know why) I told her that she had a beautiful ass hole. She went silent and everything from that point on became very awkward. She left early in the morning without breakfast and didnt return my call the next day!

[jellyshots]

I think if they get a bf, it's extremely difficult to keep working. They have to leave something for their bf, like intimacy that they only give them. With ML's they just say no FS but that line gets pretty blurry if they give you BBBJ.

[CunningLinguist]

She wouldn't stop chatting during. During bbbj

This I'd like to see, could you understand what she was saying while she had your cock in her nouth ?

[CunningLinguist]

She probably found a BF.

Weirdest for me - a ONS rather than a WG experience.

Met this girl at a friend's party. She was a real stunner and probably out of my league, but we got on like a house on fire and she came back to my apartment that night. We were in bed fucking and she was reverse cow girl, giving me a fantastic view of her ass. For some reason (i dont know why) I told her that she had a beautiful ass hole. She went silent and everything from that point on became very awkward. She left early in the morning without breakfast and didnt return my call the next day!

Maybe she thought you were rude to say it that way...

[lone_ranger]

Most uncomfortable moment ever was doing a WL in the dark and pounding so hard halfway thru she started complaining of being in pain so I pull it out with my hand and it felt all wet thinking it was the sex but as I was fumbling about with the light switch and once I turn it on i can see my hand was all red with her blood and my red hand print was all over the light switch and wall. The bed was a mess and I freaked out. I had a shower and told the owner she needed to see a doctor and left before he got to the room.

[CunningLinguist]

Most uncomfortable moment ever was doing a WL in the dark and pounding so hard halfway thru she started complaining of being in pain so I pull it out with my hand and it felt all wet thinking it was the sex but as I was fumbling about with the light switch and once I turn it on i can see my hand was all red with her blood and my red hand print was all over the light switch and wall. The bed was a mess and I freaked out. I had a shower and told the owner she needed to see a doctor and left before he got to the room.

Do you think it was just her period, or something else ?

[CunningLinguist]

I just remembered another, I saw this naked student JGirl ML years back and I noticed some blood drops on my leg and the sheet, I suggested I come back another time. The Mamasan gave me a refund.

[lone_ranger]

I think I tore some of her skin off or something there was a lot of blood on the bed sheets but I wasn't hanging around. I was only a young punk back then too. Probably would've handled it different if it happened now.

[Gucci2012]

This moment happened while I was having dinner with a WL.

A girl from work who I had been seeing came out of no where while was seated at a table with WL and "so I'm the only one am i? I trusted you, you dick face" and proceeded to tip a glass of red wine over my head.

I just kept smiling at the WL I was with and ignore the girl from my work use my index finger to wipe wine away from my eye, taste the wine and ask the waiter for a towel and a bottle of the wine she just poured on me.

The WL was quiet until I start laughing then she start laughing and everyone at other table start laughing. The girl from work just storm off.

[the wizard]

This moment happened while I was having dinner with a WL.

A girl from work who I had been seeing came out of no where while was seated at a table with WL and "so I'm the only one am i? I trusted you, you dick face" and proceeded to tip a glass of red wine over my head.

I just kept smiling at the WL I was with and ignore the girl frojum my work use my index finger to wipe wine away from my eye, taste the wine and ask the waiter for a towel and a bottle of the wine she just poured on me.

The WL was quiet until I start laughing then she start laughing and everyone at other table start laughing. The girl from work just storm off.
Just like a scene from a movie...

[jellyshots]

If you ever date a mamasan, hands down, the most awkward moment is when you go up to pick her up for a date and the girls you have been previously seeing greet you at reception wondering which one of them you are about to book and you sheepishly say that you're here to see the mamasan.

More awkward is if mamasan asks if you wanted a massage first before you head out...

[Mozilla]

Got my ass licked and she tried to kiss me..... i pushed back.

.................... awwwwkward.

[Gucci2012]

Just like a scene from a movie...

I had my 15 minutes of fame at work my popularity with male staff increased, sadly after that little incident I wasn't to popular with the ladies.

[Eureka]

This moment happened while I was having dinner with a WL.

A girl from work who I had been seeing came out of no where while was seated at a table with WL and "so I'm the only one am i? I trusted you, you dick face" and proceeded to tip a glass of red wine over my head.

I just kept smiling at the WL I was with and ignore the girl from my work use my index finger to wipe wine away from my eye, taste the wine and ask the waiter for a towel and a bottle of the wine she just poured on me.

The WL was quiet until I start laughing then she start laughing and everyone at other table start laughing. The girl from work just storm off.

The Wizard is right - this has made quite a few movie scenes.

The one I remember is Cocktail" with our (Aussie) Brian Brown.
Elizabeth Shue tips a complete sloppy meal over his head after he screwed an older gal as a bet.

BTW 1) Shue was totally hot in that movie as well as her first - Karate Kid where she was cute as a button but stll so f**kable!!
BTW 2) Shue was in "Hope Springs" last year with Meryl Streep & Tommy Lee Jones as a Bartender - now 49 but still very hot !!
BTW 3) Brian Brown has had long successful marriage to Rachel Ward - she is also very rootable 54 but if you want to see a pair of the best legs ever check her out in the 1981 "Night School"

Maybe our resident image expert AhLungor can find the hottest pics of Elizabeth Shue & Rachel Brown ??? LOL

[Gucci2012]

Ahahaha does life imitate art? or does art imitate life?

[Sextus]

Suddenly I can smell shit! I figure it must be an olfactory hallucination - like you do ;)

The smell won't go away so I think maybe its me so without missing a beat I wipe my arse with my hand and have a sniff - all clean. Anyway I am a man on a mission so nothing is gonna stop me so i keep pumping until I cum really hard. Then I have a look and notice a massive brown streak on the white sheet.

I had literally fucked the shit out of this girl!


That is a very funny story. Especially the surreptitious sniff of your own hand. :shout:

[AHLUNGOR]

The Wizard is right - this has made quite a few movie scenes.

The one I remember is Cocktail" with our (Aussie) Brian Brown.
Elizabeth Shue tips a complete sloppy meal over his head after he screwed an older gal as a bet.

BTW 1) Shue was totally hot in that movie as well as her first - Karate Kid where she was cute as a button but stll so f**kable!!
BTW 2) Shue was in "Hope Springs" last year with Meryl Streep & Tommy Lee Jones as a Bartender - now 49 but still very hot !!
BTW 3) Brian Brown has had long successful marriage to Rachel Ward - she is also very rootable 54 but if you want to see a pair of the best legs ever check her out in the 1981 "Night School"

Maybe our resident image expert AhLungor can find the hottest pics of Elizabeth Shue & Rachel Brown ??? LOL

Hi Bro,

I am a Elizabeth Shue fans too, you have missed out on one of her sexiest role - Leaving Las Vegas where Nicholas Cage won an Oscar!

Didn't brother CL started a thread about the sexy quote from a movie, this will be one of those, and it was from the beginning of the movie with a voice over from Shue, it was something like this: (she played a hooker in the movie, and this was a flash back (with no scene shown!) when she was fucked by some dirty fat guy)

"I wanted him to cum quick so I talked dirty to him, cum, cum for me baby, and he said, yes I want to cum all over your face!"

Shue: and he did !

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So, how about that ??


http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2013/03/Leaving-Las-Vegas-MGM.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y0H1ceKWYeM/S_XyF9xYEiI/AAAAAAAAFyM/3awQsjmnfr0/s400/elisabeth_shue-leaving_las_vegas-07.jpg

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Hey, Bro,

I just realised we have very similar taste in woman, Rachel Ward was one hot babe, but she had gone down hill since she married Brian Brown and moved to Australia, her most famous film was Against all odds. But I think her most sexiest role was back in the eighties in a movie called Sharky's Machine with Burt Reynolds and she played a high class Escort (funny how both actresses were at their sizzling best playing a hooker !!)

Her character Domino was really stunning, there was a scene when she had to serve her old sugar daddy one last time ( a crime boss - Vittirio Gassman ?, who took Domino's virginity when she was 14 !!) And there was this conversation between them:

RW: so what do you want tonight ?
VG: I want every thing !!


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OQmEa5OKyOI/ShdKsvG2G4I/AAAAAAAAO4Q/t4MmEzAmtTE/s400/SharkysWard.jpg


http://www.celebrities-photo-gallery.com/photos/albums/1/2371/big/Rachel_Ward_11.jpg


Me too !!

[That1]

This moment happened while I was having dinner with a WL.

A girl from work who I had been seeing came out of no where while was seated at a table with WL and "so I'm the only one am i? I trusted you, you dick face" and proceeded to tip a glass of red wine over my head.

I just kept smiling at the WL I was with and ignore the girl from my work use my index finger to wipe wine away from my eye, taste the wine and ask the waiter for a towel and a bottle of the wine she just poured on me.

The WL was quiet until I start laughing then she start laughing and everyone at other table start laughing. The girl from work just storm off.

This is awkward. You can either get angry or laugh about it, I'm glad you can laugh about it.