Steven Seagal
25-05-2013, 05:24 PM
Desires
12 Bellevue St
Surry Hills
Phone; 92818480
Hi Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am really far behind in my reviews and ironically am starting with today’s and working my way back.
They say there is nothing new under the sun, but whoever ‘they’ are have not frequented 12 Bellevue.
This is a review of Mona.
Before I detail this punt I need to describe a previous one here that doesn’t merit a review.
I bopped up to this joint a few weeks ago while it was raining cats and dogs. In the line-up ware the usual suspects and I decided to try out new lady LaLa. Now LaLa I thought was a bit of a plain Jane, but is a decade younger than the others so I handed over $130 for the hour and she led me into the front room upstairs and left to get towels etc.
I had my shower and shortly after LaLa returned with YuYu and said “You have double!” I told her I didn’t want a double and she proceeded to tell me her ‘I don’t do list’. The gist of all of this was that YuYu would do everything she wouldn’t do e.g. bbj, dfk etc. The following exchange occurred.
Seagal: So you’re going to use her as a proxy to have sex with me?
LaLa: What?
Seagal: She do fucking everything and you do fucking nothing.
LaLa: I do sex with condom.
LaLa: What about the rest?
LaLa: YuYu do the rest.
During this exchange YuYu looks pissed off and is shooting dagger looks at LaLa. I think LaLa told YuYu I had requested a double only to find out I hadn’t. YuYu left.
I told LaLa I wanted to talk to Tom (part owner). When Tom arrived and heard the story he sighed and told me I could have any available girl and get an additional 30 min. I chose YuYu because, unlike LaLa, she actually offered some service.
Why am I telling you this? Be patient . . . all will be revealed.
This is the 4th incarnation of a Mona that I am aware of here at Bellevue. It is interesting in that all the Monas offered a great service and had a good attitude. This Mona was no exception.
I like Mona’s face. It is not pretty but has a cute, mischievous gnome quality to it. (For you Philistines the word gnome is pronounced NOME and not ‘ga-nome’!)
She has C-cups, cute nipples, a shaved pussy. She is solid without being chubby. She told me she is 40 and that looks about right.
Her service is excellent. She provides a real gfe and like most Bellevue girls will do just about anything you want. Her English is poor but enough to get by and she does everything in a cheerful, energetic way.
As I lay on the bed getting an excellent bbj there was some commotion outside. I couldn’t make out what was being said but words like ‘shit’ and ‘What the fuck!’ and ‘money’ were bandied about. Some punter was really pissed off and I could hear Tom (the part owner) talking in a reasonable calm voice through all this ruckus.
Of course all this had an effect on my wee-wee which deflated faster than a clapped out Holden hitting Some police road spikes outside downtown Coober Pedy.
YuYu called out to Mona and they exchanged a few comments. Mona told me some ‘bad’ punter was pissed off with LaLa. A unknown woman’s voice from outside the door, (Are they all listening to Seagal?) chimed in that maybe LaLa’s service was shit.
I suspect LaLa tried another bait and switch and the punter was having none of it and told her and Tom in no uncertain terms he wasn’t copping this crap.
Back to Mona, she pointed to the clock to announce I’d get an extra 15 minutes because my wee-wee had deflated and she’s needed to bring it back to life.
Mona is very affectionate. She is genuinely friendly and does the works including anal if you treat her well. She, like most people, responds very well to good treatment and if you are gentle with her the world is your oyster.
I ended up with CIM and she sucked until very drop was drained and subtly unloaded the lot into a tissue.
I wouldn’t mind seeing her again.
As for that lazy bones LaLa, if I ever fuck her I’ll have my nephew Efrem Zimbalist Farquar do it as my proxy.
Well, it’s time to go and I will return soon.
Until that time friends . . . until that time.
Steven
12 Bellevue St
Surry Hills
Phone; 92818480
Hi Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am really far behind in my reviews and ironically am starting with today’s and working my way back.
They say there is nothing new under the sun, but whoever ‘they’ are have not frequented 12 Bellevue.
This is a review of Mona.
Before I detail this punt I need to describe a previous one here that doesn’t merit a review.
I bopped up to this joint a few weeks ago while it was raining cats and dogs. In the line-up ware the usual suspects and I decided to try out new lady LaLa. Now LaLa I thought was a bit of a plain Jane, but is a decade younger than the others so I handed over $130 for the hour and she led me into the front room upstairs and left to get towels etc.
I had my shower and shortly after LaLa returned with YuYu and said “You have double!” I told her I didn’t want a double and she proceeded to tell me her ‘I don’t do list’. The gist of all of this was that YuYu would do everything she wouldn’t do e.g. bbj, dfk etc. The following exchange occurred.
Seagal: So you’re going to use her as a proxy to have sex with me?
LaLa: What?
Seagal: She do fucking everything and you do fucking nothing.
LaLa: I do sex with condom.
LaLa: What about the rest?
LaLa: YuYu do the rest.
During this exchange YuYu looks pissed off and is shooting dagger looks at LaLa. I think LaLa told YuYu I had requested a double only to find out I hadn’t. YuYu left.
I told LaLa I wanted to talk to Tom (part owner). When Tom arrived and heard the story he sighed and told me I could have any available girl and get an additional 30 min. I chose YuYu because, unlike LaLa, she actually offered some service.
Why am I telling you this? Be patient . . . all will be revealed.
This is the 4th incarnation of a Mona that I am aware of here at Bellevue. It is interesting in that all the Monas offered a great service and had a good attitude. This Mona was no exception.
I like Mona’s face. It is not pretty but has a cute, mischievous gnome quality to it. (For you Philistines the word gnome is pronounced NOME and not ‘ga-nome’!)
She has C-cups, cute nipples, a shaved pussy. She is solid without being chubby. She told me she is 40 and that looks about right.
Her service is excellent. She provides a real gfe and like most Bellevue girls will do just about anything you want. Her English is poor but enough to get by and she does everything in a cheerful, energetic way.
As I lay on the bed getting an excellent bbj there was some commotion outside. I couldn’t make out what was being said but words like ‘shit’ and ‘What the fuck!’ and ‘money’ were bandied about. Some punter was really pissed off and I could hear Tom (the part owner) talking in a reasonable calm voice through all this ruckus.
Of course all this had an effect on my wee-wee which deflated faster than a clapped out Holden hitting Some police road spikes outside downtown Coober Pedy.
YuYu called out to Mona and they exchanged a few comments. Mona told me some ‘bad’ punter was pissed off with LaLa. A unknown woman’s voice from outside the door, (Are they all listening to Seagal?) chimed in that maybe LaLa’s service was shit.
I suspect LaLa tried another bait and switch and the punter was having none of it and told her and Tom in no uncertain terms he wasn’t copping this crap.
Back to Mona, she pointed to the clock to announce I’d get an extra 15 minutes because my wee-wee had deflated and she’s needed to bring it back to life.
Mona is very affectionate. She is genuinely friendly and does the works including anal if you treat her well. She, like most people, responds very well to good treatment and if you are gentle with her the world is your oyster.
I ended up with CIM and she sucked until very drop was drained and subtly unloaded the lot into a tissue.
I wouldn’t mind seeing her again.
As for that lazy bones LaLa, if I ever fuck her I’ll have my nephew Efrem Zimbalist Farquar do it as my proxy.
Well, it’s time to go and I will return soon.
Until that time friends . . . until that time.
Steven