Oldest massage ladie or working lady you have tapped.

[Mozilla]

This thread is a spin off from Stanmore thread about MILF to some and not for another... It's relative to the punters age.

I'm keen to know who has tapped the oldest ML or WL here.


I think I may have done a WL in Taiwan when I was totallyissed and she would have been early 40s and I was around 25. Man I was pretty wasted that night with the boys on my holiday... Fr some reason it didn't turn me off... Maybe when ur drunk and 25... With a bunch of mates... All WL looked ok..

[EvolutionTroll]

This thread is a spin off from Stanmore thread about MILF to some and not for another... It's relative to the punters age.

I'm keen to know who has tapped the oldest ML or WL here.


I think I may have done a WL in Taiwan when I was totallyissed and she would have been early 40s and I was around 25. Man I was pretty wasted that night with the boys on my holiday... Fr some reason it didn't turn me off... Maybe when ur drunk and 25... With a bunch of mates... All WL looked ok..

bro i think i did a early 40's when i am 20 when i was totally sober :S she had mad mad mad mad mad tits though

[henry_lawson]

There used to be some busty matrons easily in their 50s at the old Scent of a Woman at Eastwood - I regret now never going more than massage and CBJ, but some of them enjoyed being pleasured as well, it's a pity it has closed. I have recounted previously the tale of one who answered her phone to her son while she 'had her mouth full'!

There was an elegant and very mature European lady at Spoilers, possibly nudging 60, who gave the most erotic massage ever. She remained fully dressed but in a tight fitting sarong that revealed the shape of her full breasts - her manner was so elegant that it seemed improper to ask her to disrobe, and it wasn't necessary - she was absolutely expert.

[stevodog]

There are plenty of ladies 40ish who are still pretty attractive and love sex:smile:

[AHLUNGOR]

To put this thread into perspective, there needs to be at least two major separate age groups' point of views: the over 40 and under 40 men's point of view.

I am in the 40+ age group and WL/ML still acceptable to me (say those 35/40+ age group) will probably not be appealing at all to those brothers in the under 40 category especially those in the 20's I suppose, but of course there are also exception to the rule for younger men who appreciate older women, just ask Mrs Robinson and Demi Moore !!

And I am in total agreement with Geoffery Edelston (he is 68) why he married Brynne (28) apart from the very obviously two big reasons.

Cheers

:cool2:

[Devilex]

There used to be some busty matrons easily in their 50s at the old Scent of a Woman at Eastwood - I regret now never going more than massage and CBJ, but some of them enjoyed being pleasured as well, it's a pity it has closed. I have recounted previously the tale of one who answered her phone to her son while she 'had her mouth full'!

There was an elegant and very mature European lady at Spoilers, possibly nudging 60, who gave the most erotic massage ever. She remained fully dressed but in a tight fitting sarong that revealed the shape of her full breasts - her manner was so elegant that it seemed improper to ask her to disrobe, and it wasn't necessary - she was absolutely expert.
is that European lady still there?
I don't mind massaged by a mature lady at all as long as the skill is there!

[henry_lawson]

There is a mature age lady on their roster named Tanya - it could be her but I would ring and ask first if she is European. I have previously tried to book her when she was listed on the roster only to be told she was on leave. Spoilers web site is VERY slow to load, it may be horribly out of date. Phone 9906 2799

[pernod]

The ML in 107 archer Chatswood is easily 60s, did not offered extra though :)

[the wizard]

At a swingers club in the west mid 50's plus- nice tits though

[Gucci2012]

I'm in the -40 age group. I did 80 year old granny at 647 because i was desperate, when I 1st came to Australia 6yrs ago, she took her teeth out and told me to relax, and I did. But I drew the line when she offered bare back. Its one of my most shameful punting acts. Shameful because I enjoyed it, but not so much that I wanted to ever do it again.

[CunningLinguist]

I'm in the -40 age group. I did 80 year old granny at 647 because i was desperate, when I 1st came to Australia 6yrs ago, she took her teeth out and told me to relax, and I did. But I drew the line when she offered bare back. Its one of my most shameful punting acts. Shameful because I enjoyed it, but not so much that I wanted to ever do it again.

I'm not sure I believe this...
Did you use any KY, how many litres ?

[Gucci2012]

I'm not sure I believe this...
Did you use any KY, how many litres ?

Ahahaha believe it, ky yes...normal amount I suppose.

[World citizen]

Im gonna call Bullshit on this one - theres just no way an 80 y/o lady would be working in a regular suburban brothel


I'm in the -40 age group. I did 80 year old granny at 647 because i was desperate, when I 1st came to Australia 6yrs ago, she took her teeth out and told me to relax, and I did. But I drew the line when she offered bare back. Its one of my most shameful punting acts. Shameful because I enjoyed it, but not so much that I wanted to ever do it again.

[the wizard]

she took her teeth out and told me to relax,

This obviously is a joke- Surely you know Gucci by now

[Gucci2012]

This obviously is a joke- Surely you know Gucci by now

Nope I'm afraid its true.

[Gucci2012]

Im gonna call Bullshit on this one - theres just no way an 80 y/o lady would be working in a regular suburban brothel

For someone with such a worldly user name, your view of the world seems pretty narrow. Granny WL's do exist in this city. Lol take a trip to 12 Bellevue.

[CunningLinguist]

For someone with such a worldly user name, your view of the world seems pretty narrow. Granny WL's do exist in this city. Lol take a trip to 12 Bellevue.

I thought you were joking the other day when you suggested to that Brisbane dude to checkout 12 Bellevue :)

[World citizen]

Theres no 80 y/os at 12 bellevue

[AHLUNGOR]

I thought you were joking the other day when you suggested to that Brisbane dude to checkout 12 Bellevue :)

I must confuse I did try 12 Bellevue myself may be 10 or more years ago, from very fading memory, it was a Caucasian Milf, probably my age at the time, mind you back then I was a lot younger !

She must be puntable so I stayed for 30 min, everything was covered and as usual after 5 min of two positional fxxx, Dom off, Spanish and cum on tits!

Just one of those nothing punt and I would have forgotten about it had 12 Bellevue not been popping up in the forum regularly.

Just my 12 cents

Cheers

[Gucci2012]

Theres no 80 y/os at 12 bellevue

Are you sure? Because I'm speaking from experience. Do you go there often.

Wow you just joined the forum this month and you know everything about the punting scene in the city. Ohhhh I get it you got banned and suddenly reappear as W.C. nice. I already know who you were before the birth of World Citizen. :-p

[the wizard]

Are you sure? Because I'm speaking from experience. Do you go there often.

Wow you just joined the forum this month and you know everything about the punting scene in the city. Ohhhh I get it you got banned and suddenly reappear as W.C. nice. I already know who you were before the birth of World Citizen. :-p

Do we have another resurrection, or is it reincarnation ?

[uber]

Are you sure? Because I'm speaking from experience. Do you go there often.

Wow you just joined the forum this month and you know everything about the punting scene in the city. Ohhhh I get it you got banned and suddenly reappear as W.C. nice. I already know who you were before the birth of World Citizen. :-p

This forum doesn't have a monopoly on punting knowledge.

I think it's rather unbecoming for anyone here to jump on someone and accuse them of being a formerly banned member without any evidence other than the fact that they have a difference of opinion with Gucci.

Has anyone even considered that he may never have encountered this old WL because he's never around when she is, or is it standard practice now that we go around claiming that everyone who disagrees with high post count members is a sock puppet?

[World citizen]

Dont get mad just because I call you out on your ridiculous exaggerations. Do you think im the only one who laughs out loud at your constant bullshit?!

I challenge you to give me the name of a WL at bellevue aged in her 80s! Needless to say, you cant lol


Are you sure? Because I'm speaking from experience. Do you go there often.

Wow you just joined the forum this month and you know everything about the punting scene in the city. Ohhhh I get it you got banned and suddenly reappear as W.C. nice. I already know who you were before the birth of World Citizen. :-p

[Gucci2012]

This forum doesn't have a monopoly on punting knowledge.


Yes it does, no other forum comes close to the free tips this forum gives on Sydney punting.

[Licker]

Yes it does, no other forum comes close to the free tips this forum gives on Sydney punting.

Are you aware of the definition of the word monopoly?

Also, who said anything about other forums?

[lockhart]

Why some people thinks that newly joined form members must be new in punting ?

[Gucci2012]

Dont get mad just because I call you out on your ridiculous exaggerations. Do you think im the only one who laughs out loud at your constant bullshit?!

I challenge you to give me the name of a WL at bellevue aged in her 80s! Needless to say, you cant lol

Ahahaha having sex with an old lady is not exaggeration it has happened many times before I did it. I think you became to fixated on the number 80. Its an approximation.

Challenge? Next I suppose you'll want to meet in person to fight me? No thanks.

[CunningLinguist]

Why some people thinks that newly joined form members must be new in punting ?

Good point. I have only been a member for almost 5 months but have many years of punting experience.

[Gucci2012]

Are you aware of the definition of the word monopoly?

Also, who said anything about other forums?

This forum has a influence on Sydney punting. Do you disagree.

[Licker]

This forum has a influence on Sydney punting. Do you disagree.

No I don't disagree. Did I say that I would?

influence does not monopoly equal though. Do you disagree?

[Gucci2012]

Why some people thinks that newly joined form members must be new in punting ?

Yeah don't you hate it when that happens

[Gucci2012]

No I don't disagree.

Ok you don't disagree, I'm glad we sorted that out.

[Gucci2012]

Has anyone even considered that he may never have encountered this old WL because he's never around when she is, or is it standard practice now that we go around claiming that everyone who disagrees with high post count members is a sock puppet?

Never "encountered" an old WL at 12 Bellevue? Are you kidding me? Every girl there is an old WL.

This all started because he was offended that I slept with a 80yr old granny wl and couldn't believe it happened. Why? Because we are all supposed to have sex with 20yr old wl's?

[uber]

This forum has a influence on Sydney punting. Do you disagree.

Don't shift the goalposts. I wrote monopoly and I meant monopoly.


Never "encountered" an old WL at 12 Bellevue? Are you kidding me? Every girl there is an old WL.

This all started because he was offended that I slept with a 80yr old granny wl and couldn't believe it happened. Why? Because we are all supposed to have sex with 20yr old wl's?

I can't see where he indicated that he was offended. He just found it unbelievable.

It doesn't help that you now claim the 80 year figure was an "approximation." How much of an approximation is this? Give or take twenty, thirty, forty years?

I fail to understand how this suddenly makes you think he's that guy who threatened you at the beginning of the year.

[Gucci2012]

Don't shift the goalposts. I wrote monopoly and I meant monopoly.



I can't see where he indicated that he was offended. He just found it unbelievable.

It doesn't help that you now claim the 80 year figure was an "approximation." How much of an approximation is this? Give or take twenty, thirty, forty years?

I fail to understand how this suddenly makes you think he's that guy who threatened you at the beginning of the year.

I believe his exact word was "bullshit" that sounds pretty offended to me.

Ummm what guy threatened me at the beginning if the year?

[Divine]

Never tried a MILF, but definitely on my bucket list!

[CunningLinguist]

Never tried a MILF, but definitely on my bucket list!

You may have tried one without even knowing it!

[Gucci2012]

My humble apologies to brother Mozilla for detracting attention from his original post. I put my 2 cents in about boning a 80 yr old WL at 647 Elizabeth St, which apparently is so unbelievable.

[Divine]

You may have tried one without even knowing it!

Brother CL, thanks for your post... It actually reminded me of a punt, I indeed did try a MILF! A very young cauc milf... I should write an AR about it!!!

[Divine]

My humble apologies to brother Mozilla for detracting attention from his original post. I put my 2 cents in about boning a 80 yr old WL at 647 Elizabeth St, which apparently is so unbelievable.

80 yr old!?!?! How is that possible????

[uber]

I believe his exact word was "bullshit" that sounds pretty offended to me.

Ummm what guy threatened me at the beginning if the year?

I'd like to know what world you live in where someone saying "bullshit" means they're offended, rather than simply disbelieving what you've said - which apparently is offensive enough for you to go off and accuse people of being banned members out to get you.

More on topic, I've had the pleasure of doing a few older ladies at TP64. Not grannies, but certainly not young, and definitely on the good side of the punting scale.

[lockhart]

Sorry mate , not relevant!

Yeah don't you hate it when that happens

[Gucci2012]

Sorry mate

I accept your apology.

[Gucci2012]

I'd like to know what world you live in where someone saying "bullshit" means they're offended, rather than simply disbelieving what you've said - which apparently is offensive enough for you to go off and accuse people of being banned members out to get you.

More on topic, I've had the pleasure of doing a few older ladies at TP64. Not grannies, but certainly not young, and definitely on the good side of the punting scale.

Still going? I've shared numerous AR's from about 5 different shops. You've shared 2 AR's from one shop (your doing well keep it up)

I shared my experience with an 80yr old granny and that's "bullshit" ....why?

[uber]

Still going? I've shared numerous AR's from about 5 different shops. You've shared 2 AR's from one shop (your doing well keep it up)

I'd love to know what this has to do with the topic at hand, because from where I'm sitting, it looks like nothing.


I shared my experience with an 80yr old granny and that's "bullshit" ....why?

Let me pick apart this post:


Ahahaha having sex with an old lady is not exaggeration it has happened many times before I did it. I think you became to fixated on the number 80. Its an approximation.

Challenge? Next I suppose you'll want to meet in person to fight me? No thanks.

Firstly, you claim he is wrong to fixate on the number 80. Well, shit, that's what he couldn't believe - that you had found an 80 year old WL in a shop. That is literally the entire point of his disagreement with you.

Secondly, while you complain about his fixating on a single part of your post, you then fixate on a single part of his post. He wanted you to provide further evidence for your claim, and instead of addressing the point directly, you deliberately misinterpret a single word of his post and use it to avoid the question.

Someone didn't believe you. Is that suddenly not allowed? I don't see "don't question Gucci" anywhere in the forum rules, but if that's a recent inclusion, I would understand your childish overreaction whenever someone disagrees with what you say.

tl;dr: Stop acting like a child and learn to accept that people won't always believe what you say.

[jellyshots]

Wow, I'm gone for a couple of days and it's total war again, lol.

Firstly, after your next punt, some of you guys should try to write up an AR. You don't have to post it, just try to capture the time you had with the ML or WL you just spent time with. It's not easy and if you go back over it and try to take out some things that give you away as he punter or try not to give away too much information, it gets very difficult to find a balance between a nice AR, a blow-by-blow or just something clinical. It takes hours to do good AR's. So for some of you guys that get on here to criticise AR writers, I say, walk a f*cking mile in their shoes first... Gucci has written a lot of AR's so immediately you guys should know that he's spent a considerable amount of time helping people out on the forum.

Secondly, exactly what reason does he have to lie about banging an old bird? He wasn't exactly proud of it.

Thirdly, when punters start throwing out comments like this forum doesn't have the monopoly on the punting scene. I say that it depends on what information you are after. Content on other sites are heavily moderated. Take the Lily bukkake AR for example where another site took out all of the photos and re-posted the thread. It may not be a complete monopoly but this site does give the best free and unmoderated information to punters. Actually, it's the only one that does this in Australia so, I think that constitutes it as a monopoly for "best free unmoderated info to punters"...

Lastly, as for the whole b*llshit line people are taking recently with answering things with "prove it". It's ridiculous to ask Gucci to prove he banged some old bat 10 years go or whatever by giving her working name. WL's and shops reuse the same name over and over! Next someone will be suggesting to Sextus that the 6 man bukkake didn't happen, despite all of the photo evidence!

[uber]

I don't dispute that Gucci has written good ARs. I don't see what this has to do with the point at hand. Whatever else he might do, in this instance he is in the wrong. Writing ARs does automatically make you immune to criticism.

Secondly, he himself admitted that the figure that was questioned was an "approximation." That is, the point that another poster couldn't believe was fiction to begin with. He then proceeded to attack the questioner by suggesting that he is one of those perpetually banned people, cone back specifically to disagree with him. Should he concede this point and admit he overreacted to criticism, or should we consider that exaggeration is part and parcel of everything he writes?

Suggesting that this forum has a monopoly on knowledge is delusional. Yes, there is a lot of useful information here. Yes, there is more here than anywhere else. But it is sheer arrogance to suggest that information cannot be found anywhere else. That's the point.

As for calling bullshit - well, he himself admitted he wasn't completely truthful, and you can't honestly compare this anecdote to a well documented event and say the two are equivalent.

[jellyshots]

I don't dispute that Gucci has written good ARs. I don't see what this has to do with the point at hand. Whatever else he might do, in this instance he is in the wrong. Writing ARs does automatically make you immune to criticism.
Yes, but for people who do take that time to write AR's, it is a piss off if people attack your "word" since in their eyes, they have no reason to lie.


Secondly, he himself admitted that the figure that was questioned was an "approximation." That is, the point that another poster couldn't believe was fiction to begin with. Should he concede this point, or should we consider that exaggeration is part and parcel of everything he writes?
If she was over 60, and he was in his 20's, that's still pretty old. He was basically saying that she looked like someone's grandmother. But again, why would he lie about it.


Suggesting that this forum has a monopoly on knowledge is delusional. Yes, there is a lot of useful information here. Yes, there is more here than anywhere else. But it is sheer arrogance to suggest that information cannot be found anywhere else. That's the point.
I don't think anyone suggested that the info couldn't be found anywhere else. I think the point is that right now, the monopoly isn't the information, it's a monopoly on a set of criteria "free unmoderated punting information in Australia". I don't think it's delusional to identify that, it's just how it is right now... e.g. PP - heavily moderated, auxxx - paid subscription, hooked - moderated. But for all of the criteria, for now, yes I think there's a monopoly going on. It may not be for long but right now, I'm not complaining.


As for calling bullshit - well, he himself admitted he wasn't completely truthful, and you can't honestly compare this anecdote to a well documented event and say the two are equivalent.
I don't think there will ever be enough documentation to satisfy some punters... But I think it's kind of silly to ask for evidence on a subject like "what's the oldest massage lady or working lady you have tapped". It's not as if we're going to keep tabs on them.

[Gucci2012]

Sorry bro Uber and World Citizen if I ever bang old granny WL I will get her to show me her I.D so I can get her exact age, just in case she is only pretending to be 80 when she is really 62. :-p

[jellyshots]

Sorry bro Uber and World Citizen if I ever bang old granny WL I will get her to show me her I.D so I can get her exact age, just in case she is only pretending to be 80 when she is really 62. :-p

Did she take her teeth out to give you BBBJCIM, bro :vomit:

[World citizen]

No ID required ... Maybe just the name of the WL/WLs at bellevue you were referring to ... Like a few of the other bros in this thread I really find it impossible to believe that an 80y/o would be working in a regular brothel (50 or 60 y/o sure, but not 80)

Also, I dont know who you think I am but I can tell you Im not that person.

[Licker]

No ID required ... Maybe just the name of the WL/WLs at bellevue you were referring to ... Like a few of the other bros in this thread I really find it impossible to believe that an 80y/o would be working in a regular brothel (50 or 60 y/o sure, but not 80)

Also, I dont know who you think I am but I can tell you Im not that person.

Well, originally Gucci wasn't referring to a WL at bellevue, rather than 647. And I find it even more unbelievable that you would find an 80 year old there. Or even 60 year old.
The oldest ones I've seen there have been in their late 40's.
Now I wasn't in Sydney 6 years ago, so I'm not sure worked there at the time, but according to the information you can find on the old forum (which I believe had the monopoly on free punting information even then) I can't see any references to that old birds at 647. No AR's at least.


I did 80 year old granny at 647 because i was desperate, when I 1st came to Australia 6yrs ago, she took her teeth out and told me to relax, and I did.

[jellyshots]

Maybe he went into the wrong place and she thought all her christmas' had come at once, ROFL!