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ilovefs
29-05-2013, 06:12 PM
Person's Name : Alice (Maori!)

Establishment : 23 Parraweena Rd, Taren Point

Date of Visit : 29th May

Contact Details/Address/Weblink :95409611

Hours of Business : 10am untill late

Rates : $150/hour

Age : 23

Size/shape : How do I say this nicely.....not fat but has had a couple of kids so has a 'mummy tum'

Nationality or Ethnicity : Māori (Yes, not Asian!)

Services Provided : DFK, FS, (most likely BBBJ if you want it and DATY)

Value for money/recommend? : Yes! She was!


This may not go down too well with Sophie at 64, but heck, I'm allowed something different now and again and I'm sure she will agree. And to those who think I work for 64, clearly I don't!!

I notice elsewhere this place advertising Alice a NZ girl, 19, fresh and young. Sounded amazing, and I was HOPING it might be a sweet petite blonde as I was hoping very much for a change from Asian. I was mistaken, Alice is a 23 yr old Māori girl, who had large breasts (DD's, maybe bigger), and I'm sorry to have to say this but has had a couple of kids and it shows a little in her body. Now some of us might think Maori and think big scary woman, doing the haka, covered in tribal tattoos LOL, but Alice is nothing like THAT. In fact, I was very hesitant but something drew me to her, and I was very pleasantly surprised.

Clearly Alice speaks perfect English with a hint of NZ accent. She has been here most of her life.

There was friendly banter and a little humour, lots of DFK and lots of sex. She was very responsive, and to use her words, loves the job because she gets to get paid to have sex. Sounds good to me too. I told her I wish I had a pussy.

She was actually finishing her maccas for lunch when I came in and when kissing she asked if she tasted ok. I said yes, like I was eating McDonalds but without the calories. She liked my sense of humour so a big tick to Alice!

There wasn't really much to the experience, but it was a nice experience with a nice girl, easy to chat to, keen to please and very relaxed.

To Alice if she reads this: I am truly sorry if my description of your 'mummy tum' etc upsets you, but as much as I enjoyed my time with you, and I was perfectly happy with what you have, and I would love to do it again sometime, I really have an obligation to be honest with my fellow fuckers as well.

I will follow this up by saying that Alice may not be the one for guys who are after a great fit body, but gentleman who appreciate a lovely lady (even at her young age she is lovely and mature for her age), would be very happy spending time with Alice. I was, and I will be again soon.

I'd like to see more consistency at 23 though, they have a lot of work to get to the CONSISTENT standard of girls 64 but Alice is a nice start. Keep trying 23!

billionaire
29-05-2013, 08:33 PM
Nice AR. Thanks bro. I saw another AR mention Alice, he haven't met Alice though.
I was hoping to see any report about Alice. Bang, here we go.
NZ girl with same price as Asian girl, why not give it a go.

I have a question.Is she good looking?

Gucci2012
30-05-2013, 06:26 AM
Agree nice AR, its good to see different ethnic chicks mentioned in AR. Bbbj probably? Does that mean cbj only unless you can negotiate with her?

ilovefs
30-05-2013, 07:04 AM
She's good looking enough that I would have sex with her mate, but then again, that's not saying much really!

Gucci2012, as for the BBBJ, I mean that I didn't partake because I prefer to kiss and fuck, but she offered.

Gucci2012
30-05-2013, 07:20 AM
She's good looking enough that I would have sex with her mate, but then again, that's not saying much really!

Gucci2012, as for the BBBJ, I mean that I didn't partake because I prefer to kiss and fuck, but she offered.

Oh ok cool thanks for the info.

lalobahn
31-05-2013, 01:24 AM
Nice ar thanks ilovefs will have to give her ago myself. Never fcked a maori before guess there is always a 1st time for everything eh :slobber:

SinSeeker
31-05-2013, 11:29 AM
Nice review Bro. Very respectful and honest. Wish more punters would give reviews like these instead of using derogatory terms like "pork chops"...

ilovefs
31-05-2013, 11:37 AM
Thanks mate. I sometimes think guys are a little critical of a girls body. Yes, a nice, trim, hot body is great, but I'm a little more realistic than that and not perfect myself. I'm also one who is happy to forgo looks and body for a better personality, and Alice meets the bill there, so I was happy!