Sex and quantum physics

[PhoBot]

If I were to get two hookers laying in front of me with legs opened, and I sprayed my jizz at them, would my semen act like a particle or a wave, or express itself as wave particle duality?

[the wizard]

Maybe we should ask Tiny.
Actually I thought this was another Cunninglinguist special- I was wrong

[uber]

Your jizz would not exhibit the physical properties of a wave; furthermore, your jizz would most likely follow a ballistic trajectory, which a wave cannot do.

EDIT: However, if your penis emits semen in the manner of a stage amp, or perhaps a laser, you might be able to make the argument that your jizz is, in fact, a wave. You would also need to see a doctor.

[CunningLinguist]

Particle, but you should wave to the girls as you do it.

[uber]

Particle, but you should wave to the girls as you do it.

If you've been taking a lot of lecithin, you could wave your cock at the girls and create longitudinal waves!

[Sextus]

Uber you know your science stuff. Bend some thoughts to an avatar, you're a senior member now. I'd like to see what you think is representative. Your post columns could do with a nice graphic.

[CunningLinguist]

Uber you know your science stuff. Bend some thoughts to an avatar, you're a senior member now. I'd like to see what you think is representative. Your post columns could do with a nice graphic.

I second the motion, and once you have decided you may want to make a post in the avatar thread (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?21261-The-avatar-thread) :)

[Revvedup]

Quantum dots gentlemen ;)

This is a classic thread, stitches !

[CunningLinguist]

Watch out for the Higgs bosom particles ...

[Licker]

Wath out for the Higgs bossom particles ...

What???
Hickups - bottom - testicles???

[CunningLinguist]

What???
Hickups - bottom - testicles???

Higgs boson, aka. the god particle, or the Higgs bosom :)

[CunningLinguist]

Here is an example of some Higgs bosom particles, they always come in pairs:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0h43HN9b1qfvzego1_500.jpg

[That1]

I like this thread. Amusing & educational. Next we'll be talking string theory. Ha.

[the wizard]

An expansion of the Higgs Bosom particles


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--KP3MWOLXLA/T5OCjyrxDsI/AAAAAAAAAvc/K2TsJWcFx24/s1600/2430150-lg.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

Follow this link to learn a little about string theory (http://badgirlsflashing.tumblr.com/image/44737706447)

[CunningLinguist]

If you are into string theory you can try a Ben Franklin! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ben%20Franklin&defid=2879072)

[CunningLinguist]

More on string theory:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wVY13EG8F6Y/UXmUXKe3BxI/AAAAAAAAG-0/SQfsj4KkPW4/s1600/Japanese+Girl+Slowly+Inserts+a+Tampon.png

[PhoBot]

Here was my vision of my original post, the double slit experiment. 24922492