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Divine
30-05-2013, 06:43 PM
Hey all!

Just curious on what is everybody's profession and their industry that they work!

Very curious on how people can afford to visit places like MOC or Blue Moon. They are definitely out of my budget!

Oneonone
30-05-2013, 07:00 PM
in that case try the $150 shops

Sextus
30-05-2013, 07:11 PM
It depends much more on how often you punt rather than the amount it costs. I read here (or elsewhere) that even at the $150 shops you can go broke saving money!

GWEILO
30-05-2013, 07:22 PM
I'm an athlete, I do a lot of sexercise to keep fit. I compete with other athletes to be the first to get the booking for that new fresh girl. I'm also a personal trainer, only I pay to train people in the art of sex.

Revvedup
30-05-2013, 07:51 PM
Im in banking, its not about how much money you have, its about prioritising. Even on a basic wage you can have a couple of good punts every week and still soldier on.

the wizard
30-05-2013, 08:03 PM
Im in banking, its not about how much money you have, its about prioritising. Even on a basic wage you can have a couple of good punts every week and still soldier on.

I agree it is about priortising, even being on a good wicket-if the money has to go on a 500k or more mortgage and the daily running of a household then that would affect the frequency and places you punt.
Then off course there is the holiday/social/shopping budget. (I suppose punting could be included here)
If you average your punting expenditure over a year you would cringe at the thought that the same amount could have bought you a car or a trip to Europe.
But then you wouldn't have had all those exciting punting experiences.

Sextus
30-05-2013, 08:23 PM
If you average your punting expenditure over a year you would cringe at the thought that the same amount could have bought you a car or a trip to Europe.
But then you wouldn't have had all those exciting punting experiences.

Have both. A trip to Thailand - problem solved!

World citizen
30-05-2013, 09:18 PM
Professional sperm donor reporting in!

icecream
30-05-2013, 09:43 PM
Council lollipop sign traffic controller..

PhoBot
30-05-2013, 11:37 PM
I'm a merkin fitter.

rooter
30-05-2013, 11:44 PM
semi - retired

the wizard
30-05-2013, 11:45 PM
Gandalfs best friend and a Jedi Knight- part time

Sextus
30-05-2013, 11:51 PM
Actually this was a genuine enquiry by Divine. But all he gets are joke answers so lame even Jesus couldn't cure them.

All because of some absurd belief that saying you belong to some broad industry sector or profession is so identifying it is equivalent to posting your drver's licence online.

Absurd.

rooter
30-05-2013, 11:58 PM
Jesus.

Yes, my son.

World citizen
31-05-2013, 12:11 AM
This is an anonymous forum ... who wants to be pigeon holed on the basis of a job title? (apart from the banker guy lol)


Actually this was a genuine enquiry by Divine. But all he gets are joke answers so lame even Jesus couldn't cure them.

All because of some absurd belief that saying you belong to some broad industry sector or profession is so identifying it is equivalent to posting your drver's licence online.

Absurd.

CunningLinguist
31-05-2013, 12:50 AM
Nobody seems to be taking this thread seriously.
I am a professional vaginal mucous collector, currently contracted by a government department, to sample all the WLs and MLs in Sydney.
After each sample I need to write a detailed report detailing the following properties: aroma; consistency; colour; stickiness; wetness.
All of my fees are reimbursed by my "employer".
I also freelance.

AHLUNGOR
31-05-2013, 01:17 AM
Ahlungor - hospitality industry for 30 years and still loving it!

Cheers

Revvedup
31-05-2013, 01:19 AM
This is an anonymous forum ... who wants to be pigeon holed on the basis of a job title? (apart from the banker guy lol)

haha, made me laugh ;)

In all seriousness though, if you do pigeon hole you are right there and then limiting your whole life on many levels.


In saying that, when I lived in Mumbai I used to be a much revered Sphincter Inspector.

able
31-05-2013, 01:26 AM
tiolet cleaner

God Member
31-05-2013, 02:11 AM
Yes, my son.

Beware false prophets, Sextus! They are a vexation to the spirit. Come unto me instead, sitting here on the right hand of (a most hospitable) Ahlungor.

You can all become Godmemberbotherers.

hiddencharm
31-05-2013, 06:05 AM
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World citizen
31-05-2013, 09:55 AM
OK - whats your profession brother sextus?

In my minds eye I picture you as an architect!


Actually this was a genuine enquiry by Divine. But all he gets are joke answers so lame even Jesus couldn't cure them.

All because of some absurd belief that saying you belong to some broad industry sector or profession is so identifying it is equivalent to posting your drver's licence online.

Absurd.

Divine
31-05-2013, 12:09 PM
Actually this was a genuine enquiry by Divine. But all he gets are joke answers so lame even Jesus couldn't cure them.

All because of some absurd belief that saying you belong to some broad industry sector or profession is so identifying it is equivalent to posting your drver's licence online.

Absurd.

Thank you for your support Sextus.


This is an anonymous forum ... who wants to be pigeon holed on the basis of a job title? (apart from the banker guy lol)

I understand, if you feel uncomfortable about it. Then there's no need for you to post it!

rooter
31-05-2013, 12:46 PM
Beware false prophets, Sextus! They are a vexation to the spirit. Come unto me instead, sitting here on the right hand of (a most hospitable) Ahlungor.

You can all become Godmemberbotherers.

Sorry dad ...

Mozilla
31-05-2013, 03:08 PM
i wash dishes at Marigold restaurant in chinatown.

so next you guys go and eat... come and say hi to me. i wear those shower caps so you cant miss me.

minimum wage 50 hours a week and no paperwork. lucky not to be deported.! hahah....ahm.. ha ... ha... ha.. um... yer.....

World citizen
31-05-2013, 03:14 PM
I assumed you were an IT specialist!


i wash dishes at Marigold restaurant in chinatown.

so next you guys go and eat... come and say hi to me. i wear those shower caps so you cant miss me.

minimum wage 50 hours a week and no paperwork. lucky not to be deported.! hahah....ahm.. ha ... ha... ha.. um... yer.....

Mozilla
31-05-2013, 04:39 PM
I assumed you were an IT specialist!

what makes you think that? have we met????

i am actually at my toilet break with my phone typing this message! man i feel like a slave!

Sextus
31-05-2013, 06:22 PM
OK - whats your profession brother sextus?

In my minds eye I picture you as an architect!

I think that is because I offered up a few (rather good if I say so myself) Japanese interior design suggestions for the new Ginza place. So that might make me an architect, or a raving queer - but I'm defintely neither!