Be nice, I'm new

[First-timer]

Hi everyone.

Came across your website (so to speak) while looking for somewhere on the north side for my first 'massage' I am not sure what extras I want and even how to ask the lady for it.

Browsing your forum I then looked through cracker and most of the ads appear fake so I'm looking for honest opinions on where to go for my first time. I do know that I would like a lady who is very small, other than that I'm not too fussy until I become a seasoned professional.

Would prefer somewhere without sticky flooring!

Thanks in advance :D:D

[Misfit44]

Go to 533 Willoughby Road.
Best price at $150/hr with everything BBBJ and fuck.
I also go to massage shops in Chatswood, Crows Nest and Artarmon but $120/hr plus $50 for naked HJ and FS extra $100.
Don't waste time and just go for FS.
If you blow your load quickly the girl will massage you for remaining time if you cannot get it up.

[brownwallaby]

Go to 533 Willoughby Road.
Best price at $150/hr with everything BBBJ and fuck.
I also go to massage shops in Chatswood, Crows Nest and Artarmon but $120/hr plus $50 for naked HJ and FS extra $100.
Don't waste time and just go for FS.
If you blow your load quickly the girl will massage you for remaining time if you cannot get it up.

Plus flight and taxi fares from the airport :)

[Jerry10]

Plus flight and taxi fares from the airport :)

And accommodation if you are staying over night.

[AHLUNGOR]

Go to 533 Willoughby Road.
Best price at $150/hr with everything BBBJ and fuck.
I also go to massage shops in Chatswood, Crows Nest and Artarmon but $120/hr plus $50 for naked HJ and FS extra $100.
Don't waste time and just go for FS.
If you blow your load quickly the girl will massage you for remaining time if you cannot get it up.

Hi Mate,

I think the new brother is asking for intels in Brisbane !!

Cheers

[Kenji2]

check cracker......photo is 100% safety

f u c k o f f

[pic2009]

One girl that I like is Gina. She is on Escorts & Babes. She is in Fortitude Valley Maybe her tattoos are not your thing (I don't normally like girls with tats) however she gives a nice massage with a happy ending and I think she is lovely. Will be going back to her again.:smile:

[wally2]

Hey Hank. Any particular cracker ads you would like me to respond to. (process of elimination).

[Hank79]

^what u try to say?

I never have trouble with girl in cracker....that is truth!!

CM.....not trust I think

[wally2]

Come on Hank you can do better than that. Which girls in particular do you recommend? When I book I can drop your name and maybe pay extra???????:smile:

[First-timer]

Check cracker......photo is 100% safety

Hey boys, thanks for the reply. Sydney is a little too far to get a load away but I will keep it in mind if I go on a holiday!

Not sure on the cracker photos! Sort of go against all that is written on this site!

[revolnaisa]

@ First Timer,

And not to mention, most of us have added "Hank79" to our ignore list. Hank is "a special" person. You have to apply reverse psychology with Hank. If I was an English teacher, I would copy his comments for exam papers to "re-correct grammar and spelling" or "try to make a sense" lol.

[Jerry10]

Check cracker......photo is 100% safety

Let's fill in the blank…

Check cracker (someone's Facebook) photo is 100% safety

[takeway8]

Try the place in burke st coorparoo, the photos are fake but the intel are real

[Mick Aussie]

^what u try to say?

I never have trouble with girl in cracker....that is truth!!

CM.....not trust I think

Follow hank advice, hank give good lead on this.

[Mick Aussie]

Hey boys, thanks for the reply. Sydney is a little too far to get a load away but I will keep it in mind if I go on a holiday!

Not sure on the cracker photos! Sort of go against all that is written on this site!
As hank say, cracker best for girl. Other on here pimps like brownwallaby who known as fluffer for RNT shops. They stop you getting good girl off cracker with lies to get you to do illegal law breaking in Qld.

[icanfly]

As hank say, cracker best for girl. Other on here pimps like brownwallaby who known as fluffer for RNT shops. They stop you getting good girl off cracker with lies to get you to do illegal law breaking in Qld.

Admin ban this user now we will not tolerate other respectable members of this forum being bad mouthed. Hank / Mick you've gone too far. Piss off now

[Mick Aussie]

Admin ban this user now we will not tolerate other respectable members of this forum being bad mouthed. Hank / Mick you've gone too far. Piss off now

So you say promoting illegal service and telling story of illegal service make person legitimate? Would love to see you guy explain to judge, would pay admission.

[icanfly]

So you say promoting illegal service and telling story of illegal service make person legitimate? Would love to see you guy explain to judge, would pay admission.

No one is promoting anything here. This is a place for guys to talk about their experiences here in brisbane and to help each other out. Posing as a legitimate punter giving fake reviews and recommendations of services they did not obtain as a customer is frowned upon

[Brisguy72]

As hank say, cracker best for girl. Other on here pimps like brownwallaby who known as fluffer for RNT shops. They stop you getting good girl off cracker with lies to get you to do illegal law breaking in Qld.





Mick....you are a total idiot.....

Please do us all a favour & Go Away.....

Brownwallaby is not a Pimp.....

[Stephen02]

hank and Mick are both wankers.

About 90% of the women who advertise on Cracker use fake photoes and are 40 year old dud routes from China.

Here are a couple who are wort your time and money:

http://cracker.com.au/kangaroo-point-brisbane-city-4169/erotic/escorts-adult-services/mind-blowing-filipino-milf/403945395/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 (Those pictures are fake but they give you a pretty fair idea of what to expect. Annie gives her age in the ad as late 30's and that's probably accurate but she's pretty, nice and likes to fuck.

http://cracker.com.au/brisbane-qld/erotic/escorts-adult-services/sweet-oriental-asian-janet/403940538/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&region=5&return=1&pageno=2 This one I haven't seen despite multiple attempts. Se's really popular and only works nights. People who I trust have seen here though and say her pics are real and she's great VFM.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hot-babe-in-brisbane-100-real-photo-26yo/403932894/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&keywords=sonya&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 Sonya's got a great body and a pretty face. Might be a few years older than the 26 she states in her ad but not many. Not as enthusiastic as Annie and may take a couple of sessions to warm up to you.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hannah-your-oriental-dream-come-true/403945712/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=hannah&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 GThai lady, early to mid-30s at a guess. Seems to prefer massage.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/winter-specail-sexy-classy-saya-tantric-relaxation90/403942035/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=saya&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 A lot like Hannah, somewhere betwwen late 20's and mid 30's. Real pics. Seems to prefer massage

http://www.australiaescortservices.com.au/escorts-brisbane-escort-girl_next_door-36 Sugar is a really nice Thai lady, mid 20's. Very attracive., charges a little more.

http://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/YULI/QLD.aspx Yuli's an attractive young Korean lady. Personally I didn't click with her but plenty of others recommend her.

[brownwallaby]

Mick....you are a total idiot.....

Please do us all a favour & Go Away.....

Brownwallaby is not a Pimp.....

I'm worse than pimp, if it can make you happy Mick Aussie haha .....

[Kenji2]

hank and Mick are both wankers.

About 90% of the women who advertise on Cracker use fake photoes and are 40 year old dud routes from China.

Here are a couple who are wort your time and money:

http://cracker.com.au/kangaroo-point-brisbane-city-4169/erotic/escorts-adult-services/mind-blowing-filipino-milf/403945395/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 (Those pictures are fake but they give you a pretty fair idea of what to expect. Annie gives her age in the ad as late 30's and that's probably accurate but she's pretty, nice and likes to fuck.

http://cracker.com.au/brisbane-qld/erotic/escorts-adult-services/sweet-oriental-asian-janet/403940538/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&region=5&return=1&pageno=2 This one I haven't seen despite multiple attempts. Se's really popular and only works nights. People who I trust have seen here though and say her pics are real and she's great VFM.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hot-babe-in-brisbane-100-real-photo-26yo/403932894/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&keywords=sonya&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 Sonya's got a great body and a pretty face. Might be a few years older than the 26 she states in her ad but not many. Not as enthusiastic as Annie and may take a couple of sessions to warm up to you.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hannah-your-oriental-dream-come-true/403945712/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=hannah&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 GThai lady, early to mid-30s at a guess. Seems to prefer massage.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/winter-specail-sexy-classy-saya-tantric-relaxation90/403942035/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=saya&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 A lot like Hannah, somewhere betwwen late 20's and mid 30's. Real pics. Seems to prefer massage

http://www.australiaescortservices.com.au/escorts-brisbane-escort-girl_next_door-36 Sugar is a really nice Thai lady, mid 20's. Very attracive., charges a little more.

http://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/YULI/QLD.aspx Yuli's an attractive young Korean lady. Personally I didn't click with her but plenty of others recommend her.

Great list, thanks for the effort!

[brizzyboy]

hank and Mick are both wankers.

About 90% of the women who advertise on Cracker use fake photoes and are 40 year old dud routes from China.

Here are a couple who are wort your time and money:

http://cracker.com.au/kangaroo-point-brisbane-city-4169/erotic/escorts-adult-services/mind-blowing-filipino-milf/403945395/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 (Those pictures are fake but they give you a pretty fair idea of what to expect. Annie gives her age in the ad as late 30's and that's probably accurate but she's pretty, nice and likes to fuck.

http://cracker.com.au/brisbane-qld/erotic/escorts-adult-services/sweet-oriental-asian-janet/403940538/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&region=5&return=1&pageno=2 This one I haven't seen despite multiple attempts. Se's really popular and only works nights. People who I trust have seen here though and say her pics are real and she's great VFM.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hot-babe-in-brisbane-100-real-photo-26yo/403932894/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&keywords=sonya&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 Sonya's got a great body and a pretty face. Might be a few years older than the 26 she states in her ad but not many. Not as enthusiastic as Annie and may take a couple of sessions to warm up to you.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hannah-your-oriental-dream-come-true/403945712/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=hannah&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 GThai lady, early to mid-30s at a guess. Seems to prefer massage.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/winter-specail-sexy-classy-saya-tantric-relaxation90/403942035/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=saya&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 A lot like Hannah, somewhere betwwen late 20's and mid 30's. Real pics. Seems to prefer massage

http://www.australiaescortservices.com.au/escorts-brisbane-escort-girl_next_door-36 Sugar is a really nice Thai lady, mid 20's. Very attracive., charges a little more.

http://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/YULI/QLD.aspx Yuli's an attractive young Korean lady. Personally I didn't click with her but plenty of others recommend her.
Awesome stuff. Thanks.

[Mick Aussie]

No one is promoting anything here. This is a place for guys to talk about their experiences here in brisbane and to help each other out. Posing as a legitimate punter giving fake reviews and recommendations of services they did not obtain as a customer is frowned upon

I have give 2-3 recommends.

1) prove with 100% certainty I never been to any I give you $1000.

2) prove 100% I did not find attractive I give $1000.

Just cause you may not like not mean I don't like.

[Mick Aussie]

hank and Mick are both wankers.

About 90% of the women who advertise on Cracker use fake photoes and are 40 year old dud routes from China.

Here are a couple who are wort your time and money:

http://cracker.com.au/kangaroo-point-brisbane-city-4169/erotic/escorts-adult-services/mind-blowing-filipino-milf/403945395/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 (Those pictures are fake but they give you a pretty fair idea of what to expect. Annie gives her age in the ad as late 30's and that's probably accurate but she's pretty, nice and likes to fuck.

http://cracker.com.au/brisbane-qld/erotic/escorts-adult-services/sweet-oriental-asian-janet/403940538/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&region=5&return=1&pageno=2 This one I haven't seen despite multiple attempts. Se's really popular and only works nights. People who I trust have seen here though and say her pics are real and she's great VFM.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hot-babe-in-brisbane-100-real-photo-26yo/403932894/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&keywords=sonya&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 Sonya's got a great body and a pretty face. Might be a few years older than the 26 she states in her ad but not many. Not as enthusiastic as Annie and may take a couple of sessions to warm up to you.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hannah-your-oriental-dream-come-true/403945712/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=hannah&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 GThai lady, early to mid-30s at a guess. Seems to prefer massage.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/winter-specail-sexy-classy-saya-tantric-relaxation90/403942035/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=saya&search=true&region=5&return=1&pageno=1 A lot like Hannah, somewhere betwwen late 20's and mid 30's. Real pics. Seems to prefer massage

http://www.australiaescortservices.com.au/escorts-brisbane-escort-girl_next_door-36 Sugar is a really nice Thai lady, mid 20's. Very attracive., charges a little more.

http://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/YULI/QLD.aspx Yuli's an attractive young Korean lady. Personally I didn't click with her but plenty of others recommend her.
So hank right, many good lady on cracker still to meet.

And despite attacking me by say those pic fake so you liar, even you say fake pic give good girl.

[icanfly]

I have give 2-3 recommends.



Actually Mick Aussie you havent given any recommendations at all really but Hank79 has. Did you mean to post this under the 'Hank79' username or are you finally admitting that Hank79 and Mick Aussie are in fact the same person?

For the record even though I have told you twice already a recommendation doesnt count as putting up someone's name and number and saying you recommend. When we see posts like this we want to know why you recommend that person so it should come with a bit of a review. Since you've told us you swear you visited these girls as a paying customer it shouldn't be too hard for you to give a few details such as what services she offered, what was her attitude like, how was her body and technique? If you are having trouble why not have a look at some of the other reviews on here as a guide.

Giving just a name and number raises suspicions and since you seem to be a legit guy I expect to see your recommendation posts updated with a proper review. If you are unable to do that then so far you are not really contributing to this forum at all.
Have a nice day

[popeye96]

hank and Mick are both wankers.

About 90% of the women who advertise on Cracker use fake photoes and are 40 year old dud routes from China.

Here are a couple who are wort your time and money:

http://cracker.com.au/kangaroo-point-brisbane-city-4169/erotic/escorts-adult-services/mind-blowing-filipino-milf/403945395/advert.htm?advertcategory=82®ion=5&return=1&pageno=1 (Those pictures are fake but they give you a pretty fair idea of what to expect. Annie gives her age in the ad as late 30's and that's probably accurate but she's pretty, nice and likes to fuck.

http://cracker.com.au/brisbane-qld/erotic/escorts-adult-services/sweet-oriental-asian-janet/403940538/advert.htm?advertcategory=82®ion=5&return=1&pageno=2 This one I haven't seen despite multiple attempts. Se's really popular and only works nights. People who I trust have seen here though and say her pics are real and she's great VFM.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hot-babe-in-brisbane-100-real-photo-26yo/403932894/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&keywords=sonya&search=true®ion=5&return=1&pageno=1 Sonya's got a great body and a pretty face. Might be a few years older than the 26 she states in her ad but not many. Not as enthusiastic as Annie and may take a couple of sessions to warm up to you.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hannah-your-oriental-dream-come-true/403945712/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=hannah&search=true®ion=5&return=1&pageno=1 GThai lady, early to mid-30s at a guess. Seems to prefer massage.

http://cracker.com.au/fortitude-valley-brisbane-city-4006/erotic/escorts-adult-services/winter-specail-sexy-classy-saya-tantric-relaxation90/403942035/advert.htm?advertcategory=79&keywords=saya&search=true®ion=5&return=1&pageno=1 A lot like Hannah, somewhere betwwen late 20's and mid 30's. Real pics. Seems to prefer massage

http://www.australiaescortservices.com.au/escorts-brisbane-escort-girl_next_door-36 Sugar is a really nice Thai lady, mid 20's. Very attracive., charges a little more.

http://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/YULI/QLD.aspx Yuli's an attractive young Korean lady. Personally I didn't click with her but plenty of others recommend her.

Was looking for the 'LIKE' button then realised it's not Facebook. :miao: Nice work.

[Kenji2]

I have give 2-3 recommends.

1) prove with 100% certainty I never been to any I give you $1000.

2) prove 100% I did not find attractive I give $1000.

Just cause you may not like not mean I don't like.

Just fuck off already. Since you are hank as well this also applies.