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WhoopsieDoodle
20-06-2013, 09:33 PM
I've had a little bit of bad luck (or good luck, depending how you look at it) during my last 2 massages.

Last week, during a very good massage, the ML clipped one of my nads with a fingernail while giving the hamstrings a good going over. Startled me a little, and I think the shock was greater than the pain as it was just a scratch.

Then today, a different ML was walking on my lower back (with most of my body covered in a towel). When she was done, she stepped off my back and onto the massage table in between my thighs, and her toe brushed against one of my nads. No pain, but I was even more startled this time around, as she landed on the ball of her foot, only an inch or two away from a very painful disaster.

So has anyone walked out of a massage room with an injury that wasn't there when they walked in?
CunningLinguist
21-06-2013, 01:03 AM
A very long time ago I got a really sore lower back from a ML walking on my back and digging her toes in really hard!
ooshka
21-06-2013, 08:55 AM
Plain and simple Whoopsie, your nads are too big.
World citizen
21-06-2013, 10:07 AM
Yep - you clearly have nads the size of free range eggs!
IamSam
21-06-2013, 12:16 PM
Over use of rub and tug could lead to chronic back pain and other injuries considering a high percentage of mls are unqualified.
flamingmoose
21-06-2013, 05:22 PM
Fortunately I've never had a serious injury but the technique of some ladies had me pretty worried at the time. Not so much the ML shops..I made the grave error of trying a CM inner-city ad last year...the usual ..."gorgeous young Korean, big boobs, GFE...blah blah bullshit"... Get there and it's the middle-aged generic-Asian heifer (of course)...made the even graver error of going through with it...the sex albeit brief wasn't too bad..then...the MASSAGE...OMG she was twisting my body in every direction....putting all her weight on me...and just when I thought I'd reached a new threshold of pain and contortion...she'd do something even more bizarre...all the time a ridiculously loud Karaoke version of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean booming in the background on continuous loop...it was freakin surreal...lol...finally it got to the point where she seemed to be launching herself onto me with my arms twisted in all sorts of directions...at this point I was SURE she was trying to injure me...and called TIME-OUT and quickly got out of there...had a sore shoulder....but was OK the next morning... :)
brownwallaby
21-06-2013, 05:51 PM
keeping the first half of the session as short as possible will significantly reduce the risk of injury and increase vfm
CunningLinguist
21-06-2013, 06:45 PM
I had a shopping centre clothes on chinese massage from a guy once and I nearly had to hit him to make him stop inflicting pain on me, he couldn't understand english and just kept going at my neck like a mad man.
brownwallaby
21-06-2013, 06:53 PM
I had a shopping centre clothes on chinese massage from a guy once and I nearly had to hit him to make him stop inflicting pain on me, he couldn't understand english and just kept going at my neck like a mad man.

He knew you had screwed his Chinese gf working at a sublegit massage shop
gpeck80
23-06-2013, 03:50 AM
Just the usual rare finger nail scratches, nothing major.
beefjerky
23-06-2013, 10:32 PM
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DirtySanchez
24-06-2013, 09:43 AM
Once I had a medium massage except it wasn't medium at all....she concentrated on my spine and almost pushed me out the other side of the table! Unfortunately the next day after my morning shower my then Missus noticed my entire spine was bruised like a straight line down the middle! Try and think up an excuse for that! Not to mention the fact that extras weren't on the menu so it was a double whammy.
CunningLinguist
24-06-2013, 10:03 AM
I got a bruised face once, this is what happened:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RjqJD_UYrXc/UX_S5ruoS5I/AAAAAAAAYpk/BcQiPH4mjH4/s1600/J4yYy57.gif
CunningLinguist
24-06-2013, 10:07 AM
There was this one time when I got kicked in the nuts: see here (http://www.hotsvideos.com/video/2624/Girl-Kicks-A-Naked-Guy-In-The-Nuts)
AHLUNGOR
24-06-2013, 10:20 AM
Some times the ML is the one getting injured !

You guys have no idea how rough and physical some of the punters are, they paid a little tip and almost wanted to play rape inside the room! And for some who actually are paying for FS, they really should have gone to a FS shop and do their stuff on a bigger bed, many MLs got physically hurted on and around the hard massage table while serving!!

It's very tough and rough sometimes, just for some hard earn cash!

Just my two cents

Cheers
micazzofamale
12-07-2013, 10:57 PM
a mate got a foot massage whilst waiting for his flight in bangkok airport..... the ml ended up fracturing a bone and he was off work for 6 weeks. he said whilst she was giving the foot massage it hurt like hell but he thought it was suppose to feel like that
CunningLinguist
12-07-2013, 11:53 PM
Some times the ML is the one getting injured !

You guys have no idea how rough and physical some of the punters are, they paid a little tip and almost wanted to play rape inside the room! And for some who actually are paying for FS, they really should have gone to a FS shop and do their stuff on a bigger bed, many MLs got physically hurted on and around the hard massage table while serving!!

It's very tough and rough sometimes, just for some hard earn cash!

Just my two cents

Cheers

Unfortunately some people think they can treat the girls badly.
Maybe they need a panic button in the rooms.
Screamer
19-07-2013, 11:56 PM
I had the back part of my dick that attaches to the top of your head of your dick torn. Quite a lot of blood........ :(
Jerry10
20-07-2013, 02:05 AM
I had the back part of my dick that attaches to the top of your head of your dick torn. Quite a lot of blood........ :(

WTF!!!! How did the ML do that…

P.S what did you say to the doctor?
CunningLinguist
20-07-2013, 02:09 AM
WTF!!!! How did the ML do that…

P.S what did you say to the doctor?

Sounds like it might have been during a toothy BBBJ ?
Screamer
20-07-2013, 10:26 AM
Sounds like it might have been during a toothy BBBJ ?

haha no bj at all. I think it was just bloody horney and possibly nails or way she was jacking me off - it didn't hurt at all - i was just scared of what happened. Appearently its pretty common to tear
CunningLinguist
20-07-2013, 08:27 PM
haha no bj at all. I think it was just bloody horney and possibly nails or way she was jacking me off - it didn't hurt at all - i was just scared of what happened. Appearently its pretty common to tear

Ah yes the long nails of a WL/ML!
I've never had a dick tear.
Did you put a bandaid on it, did someone kiss it better for you :)
Did it hurt everytime you got an erection while it was healing ?
herecticx
28-07-2013, 12:50 AM
most these girls are not qualified to give proper massages so dont act suprised when you leave with a slipped disc or some shit, reality u just paid 70 dollars for some slut in skimpy clothes to tug you off.
DirtySanchez
29-07-2013, 03:19 PM
most these girls are not qualified to give proper massages so dont act suprised when you leave with a slipped disc or some shit, reality u just paid 70 dollars for some slut in skimpy clothes to tug you off.

Reality....sometimes I pay more than $70

And your point is......?