Steven Seagal
22-06-2013, 11:05 PM
Desires
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills
Howdy Blokes and Ladies,
This is a review of Wendy and Lily.
Before I get going I need to point out that a lot of people don’t like me. I am too big for my britches and often there is very little connection between my brain and mouth. I’ve got a big mouth and make it an art form of putting my foot in it. I am not bragging, I’m just saying it as it is. If I turned up as a homicide victim the suspect list would be half of the Sydney White Pages. (The other half have never met me.)
How does this relate to my punt?
Well, some time ago one of the ladies that worked in this joint told me off good and proper. She was called Sarah and has now migrated to apparently greener pastures in Melbourne. She was Thai, with very good English and an enhanced set of tits that would stretch from Central to Wynyard Station.
She would have made Julia Gillard proud with the dressing down she gave me. She said I was a phoney and ‘acted’ like a nice guy, but was really a nasty piece of work. We had the following exchange:
Sarah; And you’ve got a bad attitude. No wonder no one likes you.
Seagal; I don’t see a squad of cheerleaders following you around either.
I closed with “You probably don’t think I’m very tall either, although I try to be. Next time I come in on stilts carrying a bronzed condom!”. I then noted “I bet I’m off your Xmas card list!”
Sarah was a friend of Wendy. I am sure she told Wendy I am a first class cunt because Wendy has been ducking me ever since that Sarah showdown. The previous time I was in I spotted her and she said she had a booking. Anyway (if you were educated at Harvard University) or ‘anyways’ (if you ware educated at the University of Coober Pedy), I caught up with her tonight.
In the line-up tonight she deliberately hid behind LaLa so I wouldn’t see her. Let me just note here that the U.S. 4th Infantry Division could hide behind LaLa given her girth. LaLa has an hourglass figure with all the sand shifted to the lower half. The top half seems a bit funny as her tits look like there was a strike at the tit factory when they were produced. They are too small relative her her bbwish physique.
Wendy looked mortified when I chose her. She said “Good darling”, but the non-verbal behaviour said “Holy fuck…I’m stuck with this arsehole!”
Wendy is late 30;s, slim figure, shaved pussy, b cup breasts and a smoker.
I think she studied acting using ‘Method Acting’. This was a type of acting taught by people like Lee and Paula Strasberg and Stella Adler in New York. It involves getting in touch with true elements of yourself that you can bring into the character you are playing and ‘belief in the situation’. Some of the proponents of this style included James Dean, Montgomery Clift, Marilyn Monroe and Marlon Brando. I say, I think she adopted this approach because at the start of the session she ‘acted’ like it was all good and toward the middle came to believe it wasn’t so bad after all.
She is very service oriented and will do a very good bbj, fuck in any position imaginable and give you a real good rimming out to boot.
I decided to bring in Lily that I had not seen for 2 years. Lily is late 30’s, more solid than Wendy, B+-C- boobs and a small pot belly. It’s not a bad pot and is ok. I think Lily is pretty and sexy.
I suspect Lily has been ducking me too because her friend Lisa hates my guts and told her so. Lisa hates me because I used to see her a lot and then started seeing Vicky and that pissed her off. (See how everybody comes to see me as a pest?)
Wendy and Lily are friends and do a semi-lesbian double. They will suck each other’s nipples and passionately dfked each other.. While I would screw one of them the other would rim me and give me a cat bath all over.
The session ended with me cumming in Lily’s mouth.
Did they hate me? I asked them both said they “Love me too much!’ and that, as they say is that.
I am behind in writing my review, but will return shortly.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills
Howdy Blokes and Ladies,
This is a review of Wendy and Lily.
Before I get going I need to point out that a lot of people don’t like me. I am too big for my britches and often there is very little connection between my brain and mouth. I’ve got a big mouth and make it an art form of putting my foot in it. I am not bragging, I’m just saying it as it is. If I turned up as a homicide victim the suspect list would be half of the Sydney White Pages. (The other half have never met me.)
How does this relate to my punt?
Well, some time ago one of the ladies that worked in this joint told me off good and proper. She was called Sarah and has now migrated to apparently greener pastures in Melbourne. She was Thai, with very good English and an enhanced set of tits that would stretch from Central to Wynyard Station.
She would have made Julia Gillard proud with the dressing down she gave me. She said I was a phoney and ‘acted’ like a nice guy, but was really a nasty piece of work. We had the following exchange:
Sarah; And you’ve got a bad attitude. No wonder no one likes you.
Seagal; I don’t see a squad of cheerleaders following you around either.
I closed with “You probably don’t think I’m very tall either, although I try to be. Next time I come in on stilts carrying a bronzed condom!”. I then noted “I bet I’m off your Xmas card list!”
Sarah was a friend of Wendy. I am sure she told Wendy I am a first class cunt because Wendy has been ducking me ever since that Sarah showdown. The previous time I was in I spotted her and she said she had a booking. Anyway (if you were educated at Harvard University) or ‘anyways’ (if you ware educated at the University of Coober Pedy), I caught up with her tonight.
In the line-up tonight she deliberately hid behind LaLa so I wouldn’t see her. Let me just note here that the U.S. 4th Infantry Division could hide behind LaLa given her girth. LaLa has an hourglass figure with all the sand shifted to the lower half. The top half seems a bit funny as her tits look like there was a strike at the tit factory when they were produced. They are too small relative her her bbwish physique.
Wendy looked mortified when I chose her. She said “Good darling”, but the non-verbal behaviour said “Holy fuck…I’m stuck with this arsehole!”
Wendy is late 30;s, slim figure, shaved pussy, b cup breasts and a smoker.
I think she studied acting using ‘Method Acting’. This was a type of acting taught by people like Lee and Paula Strasberg and Stella Adler in New York. It involves getting in touch with true elements of yourself that you can bring into the character you are playing and ‘belief in the situation’. Some of the proponents of this style included James Dean, Montgomery Clift, Marilyn Monroe and Marlon Brando. I say, I think she adopted this approach because at the start of the session she ‘acted’ like it was all good and toward the middle came to believe it wasn’t so bad after all.
She is very service oriented and will do a very good bbj, fuck in any position imaginable and give you a real good rimming out to boot.
I decided to bring in Lily that I had not seen for 2 years. Lily is late 30’s, more solid than Wendy, B+-C- boobs and a small pot belly. It’s not a bad pot and is ok. I think Lily is pretty and sexy.
I suspect Lily has been ducking me too because her friend Lisa hates my guts and told her so. Lisa hates me because I used to see her a lot and then started seeing Vicky and that pissed her off. (See how everybody comes to see me as a pest?)
Wendy and Lily are friends and do a semi-lesbian double. They will suck each other’s nipples and passionately dfked each other.. While I would screw one of them the other would rim me and give me a cat bath all over.
The session ended with me cumming in Lily’s mouth.
Did they hate me? I asked them both said they “Love me too much!’ and that, as they say is that.
I am behind in writing my review, but will return shortly.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven