Steven Seagal
15-12-2012, 05:52 PM
Jenny’s (La Zorrita Gorda)
269 Canterbury Rd.
Canterbury
02 9787 2657
G’day Mates,
I was going to start this review with ‘They call me Ishmael” but decided against it for two reasons. The first reason is nobody calls me Ishmael and the second reason is I stole it from Herman Melville’s novel Moby Dick. (Note there has got to be something wrong with a bloke who will write a book six inches thick talking about Moby’s dick! And it was claimed Walt Whitman has several loose screws? Look at Melville, he’s the Orson Wells of writers who started at the top and worked his way down.)
I then thought of opening with “I first met Neal not long after my father died”, but was scared you’d spot it as the first line of Jack Kerouac’s On the Road. On reflection I think I worried too much. Judging by the riff-raff that inhabit these forums I would suspect their proclivity for reading would be similar to that of little old ladies who work in pickle factories. Since I’ve now let the cat out of the bag on that quote I might as well start more conventionally with the following:
This is a review of Coco.
To make sense of this punt I need first, of all, to talk about mamasan Jenny (La Zorrita Gorda = The Little Fat Fox) and her husband El Zorrito Tonto =The Little Dumbbell Fox.). Second, I want to consider Elvis Presley and his contribution to this punt.
La Zorrita Gorda is a woman who has made good for herself. In the past she used to slave over hot cocks in Punchbowl and other domains, but now has her own setup. Generally she is a straight shooter and won’t lead you down the garden path by claiming an 80 year old hag is a young hottie. What she does do is try to go the extra mile for the regular punter who comes fairly often and doesn’t stir up a lot of shit while he’s there. How does she do this? Take me, for example, I think I probably paid off her house for her given all the punting I have done there. She knows me and does her best not to lose me as a client or have me walk. Take this punt for example, when I went in all girls were busy so I decided to walk. She whispered for me to go into the front wafting room and once we got there she pulled her tits out and offered them to me to suck. Folks, she got really nice, firm breast and I sucked those puppies for about 5 minutes and then Coco was ready. (Note: It took me 2 years of regular punting to get to this point with her). I suspect La Zorrita Gorda would have offered more BUT her husband El Zorrito Tonto is always lurking around.
El Zorrito Tonto is a real weenie. He is well over 5 feet tall and would weigh 40 kilos soaking wet. (Judging by his apparent hygiene and ’look’ he and water are not on intimate terms and you can’t get all that clean drowning in a sea of XXXX.) I am not saying this guy in inbred, but I would not be surprised if each generation of his family was characterised by having only one set of grandparents. If they ever do a remake of Deliverance I will offer him a reference to use for the role of the ‘Banjo Boy’. He prances around there sniffling the air and having a ’I’d like to fuck the ladies’ gleam in his eyes. It’s all a gleam folks because you’d have better luck raising the Titanic than he would raising his cock. I think La Zorrita Gorda would offer more if El Zorrito Tonto didn’t hang around eyeballing everyone like he was homeland security or something. As I will note later, I got a tit suck on this visit from La Zorrita Gorda.
This brings us to Elvis Presley. Now, as you know there were 3 Elvis’s. There was the re-Army Elvis, Hollywood Elvis, and fat jumpsuit Elvis. People often wonder why Elvis made it so big and I think it’s because Elvis shared with bee-boppers like Charlie Parker and Miles Davis the ability, for fleeting moments to be totally immersed in the performance to the degree they were no longer aware of the audience, but only themselves in the moment. Parker and Davis would frequently have these moments and their faces would change and the music would alter and it was different that anything anyone had seen before. The pre-Army Elvis had these moments. They were fleeting and mostly missed by a mass audience. To get an idea of what I mean I have included a link. When you watch Elvis sing Reddy Teddy watch him in the few moments during the drum roll. He is in that fleeting moment no longer playing the crowd,, but is immersed in the music. It is a stunning thing to do and Elvis was one of the few who did it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDnCyKJ-ERg
This brings us to Coco.
Upon arrival I took Cindy, (I have reviewed her.) for 30 minutes with the proviso that Coco would come in after that for 1 hour. Anyway, after 30 min with Cindy, La Zorrita Gorda entered the room as Cindy was still sucking my cock and announced Coco would be arriving in 5 minutes. Cindy was finishing and so La Zorrita Gorda pulled out her tits and I sucked them until Coco came. As, mentioned before La Zorrita Gorda has big and firm breasts.
My nephew Edd ‘Kookie’ Byrnes has a theory that all Coco’s are real sluts with the raunchiest service. I think he may have heard this from research conducted by The Massachusetts Institute of Technology. I am not sure if their data was based on fucking 10,000 Cocos or one Coco ten thousand times! At any rate, that’s Kookie’s theory and I think he’s probably right.
This Coco is late 30’s early 40’s, trimmed pussy. B+-C- cups and a bit of a tummy. Her face is not really pretty, but is actually quite sexy in its own way. She is actually quite sexy. She did a very good bbj, I had her in mish, cowgirl doggie.
This is one of the few times I have been with a working later who totally got into the session like Elvis did the music. Yes, there was a little FOAM (Fake orgasm and moaning), but she got so far into it she masturbated twice to orgasm. The look on her face as I saw her said everything. It would have been worth the price of admission and even fans of the young Elvis would have been impressed. She was in the moment and folks it was a pretty good moment to boot.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
.
269 Canterbury Rd.
Canterbury
02 9787 2657
G’day Mates,
I was going to start this review with ‘They call me Ishmael” but decided against it for two reasons. The first reason is nobody calls me Ishmael and the second reason is I stole it from Herman Melville’s novel Moby Dick. (Note there has got to be something wrong with a bloke who will write a book six inches thick talking about Moby’s dick! And it was claimed Walt Whitman has several loose screws? Look at Melville, he’s the Orson Wells of writers who started at the top and worked his way down.)
I then thought of opening with “I first met Neal not long after my father died”, but was scared you’d spot it as the first line of Jack Kerouac’s On the Road. On reflection I think I worried too much. Judging by the riff-raff that inhabit these forums I would suspect their proclivity for reading would be similar to that of little old ladies who work in pickle factories. Since I’ve now let the cat out of the bag on that quote I might as well start more conventionally with the following:
This is a review of Coco.
To make sense of this punt I need first, of all, to talk about mamasan Jenny (La Zorrita Gorda = The Little Fat Fox) and her husband El Zorrito Tonto =The Little Dumbbell Fox.). Second, I want to consider Elvis Presley and his contribution to this punt.
La Zorrita Gorda is a woman who has made good for herself. In the past she used to slave over hot cocks in Punchbowl and other domains, but now has her own setup. Generally she is a straight shooter and won’t lead you down the garden path by claiming an 80 year old hag is a young hottie. What she does do is try to go the extra mile for the regular punter who comes fairly often and doesn’t stir up a lot of shit while he’s there. How does she do this? Take me, for example, I think I probably paid off her house for her given all the punting I have done there. She knows me and does her best not to lose me as a client or have me walk. Take this punt for example, when I went in all girls were busy so I decided to walk. She whispered for me to go into the front wafting room and once we got there she pulled her tits out and offered them to me to suck. Folks, she got really nice, firm breast and I sucked those puppies for about 5 minutes and then Coco was ready. (Note: It took me 2 years of regular punting to get to this point with her). I suspect La Zorrita Gorda would have offered more BUT her husband El Zorrito Tonto is always lurking around.
El Zorrito Tonto is a real weenie. He is well over 5 feet tall and would weigh 40 kilos soaking wet. (Judging by his apparent hygiene and ’look’ he and water are not on intimate terms and you can’t get all that clean drowning in a sea of XXXX.) I am not saying this guy in inbred, but I would not be surprised if each generation of his family was characterised by having only one set of grandparents. If they ever do a remake of Deliverance I will offer him a reference to use for the role of the ‘Banjo Boy’. He prances around there sniffling the air and having a ’I’d like to fuck the ladies’ gleam in his eyes. It’s all a gleam folks because you’d have better luck raising the Titanic than he would raising his cock. I think La Zorrita Gorda would offer more if El Zorrito Tonto didn’t hang around eyeballing everyone like he was homeland security or something. As I will note later, I got a tit suck on this visit from La Zorrita Gorda.
This brings us to Elvis Presley. Now, as you know there were 3 Elvis’s. There was the re-Army Elvis, Hollywood Elvis, and fat jumpsuit Elvis. People often wonder why Elvis made it so big and I think it’s because Elvis shared with bee-boppers like Charlie Parker and Miles Davis the ability, for fleeting moments to be totally immersed in the performance to the degree they were no longer aware of the audience, but only themselves in the moment. Parker and Davis would frequently have these moments and their faces would change and the music would alter and it was different that anything anyone had seen before. The pre-Army Elvis had these moments. They were fleeting and mostly missed by a mass audience. To get an idea of what I mean I have included a link. When you watch Elvis sing Reddy Teddy watch him in the few moments during the drum roll. He is in that fleeting moment no longer playing the crowd,, but is immersed in the music. It is a stunning thing to do and Elvis was one of the few who did it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDnCyKJ-ERg
This brings us to Coco.
Upon arrival I took Cindy, (I have reviewed her.) for 30 minutes with the proviso that Coco would come in after that for 1 hour. Anyway, after 30 min with Cindy, La Zorrita Gorda entered the room as Cindy was still sucking my cock and announced Coco would be arriving in 5 minutes. Cindy was finishing and so La Zorrita Gorda pulled out her tits and I sucked them until Coco came. As, mentioned before La Zorrita Gorda has big and firm breasts.
My nephew Edd ‘Kookie’ Byrnes has a theory that all Coco’s are real sluts with the raunchiest service. I think he may have heard this from research conducted by The Massachusetts Institute of Technology. I am not sure if their data was based on fucking 10,000 Cocos or one Coco ten thousand times! At any rate, that’s Kookie’s theory and I think he’s probably right.
This Coco is late 30’s early 40’s, trimmed pussy. B+-C- cups and a bit of a tummy. Her face is not really pretty, but is actually quite sexy in its own way. She is actually quite sexy. She did a very good bbj, I had her in mish, cowgirl doggie.
This is one of the few times I have been with a working later who totally got into the session like Elvis did the music. Yes, there was a little FOAM (Fake orgasm and moaning), but she got so far into it she masturbated twice to orgasm. The look on her face as I saw her said everything. It would have been worth the price of admission and even fans of the young Elvis would have been impressed. She was in the moment and folks it was a pretty good moment to boot.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
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