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CunningLinguist
16-08-2013, 12:06 AM
Has anyone been cockblocked by their partner ?

I did some serious groundwork on a uni student once, I was her knight in shining armour for the best part of an hour!
I rescued her from a perilous position high up on a cold and slippery slope!
Once safely down the bottom the laughs started and the smiling thankful face and we were just about to exchange phone numbers when ...
COCKBLOCKED

AHLUNGOR
16-08-2013, 12:33 AM
What is cockblocked ??

CunningLinguist
16-08-2013, 12:52 AM
What is cockblocked ??

Read this (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cockblocked)

Basically someone who blocks your cock from getting to it's rightful place ...

Licker
16-08-2013, 12:55 AM
Basically someone who blocks your cock from getting to it's rightful place ...

To the hen house?

CunningLinguist
16-08-2013, 12:58 AM
To the hen house?

No, into a nice moist ripe pussy ...

Licker
16-08-2013, 12:59 AM
No, into a nice moist ripe pussy ...

what I said!
pussy, chick, hen...

asiafever
16-08-2013, 07:06 AM
My ex, Voldemort, had a cute friend who one night, without any suggestions on my part, offered herself up for a threesome. Sadly this was turned down....

CunningLinguist
16-08-2013, 10:55 AM
My ex, Voldemort, had a cute friend who one night, without any suggestions on my part, offered herself up for a threesome. Sadly this was turned down....

Oh no, what a bummer!
Cockblocked!