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CunningLinguist
16-08-2013, 09:55 PM
Recently I was with a WL and I showered first while she was out of the room. When she came back I started to undress her slowly and caress and kiss and so on. One hand ventured down her back and into the bum crack, and it found some bum fluff! The other hand had a brief encounter with a pussy. Without it being too obvious I sniffed those adventurous hands and noticed some unpleasant odours. After a little while I suggested she take a quick shower, which she did. Now she smelt good and things progressed well. It wasn't long before I had my head buried in her snatch and brought her to orgasm, with a little help from my finger. This was a normal brothel where the WLs don't kiss, but after her orgasm we were DFKing furiously. Things went well from there ...

Afterwards she told me I was her first client of the day, aha! This explained why she was so smelly and fluffy at the start! I assumed since she was getting into the foreplay that she had already showered beforehand. I was thinking this was going to be a bad punt, smelly pussy means no DATY and no extra GFE response after orgasm ... I'm really glad I asked her to shower, as this turned out to be one of my best punts in recent times!

One thing I like about budget regular brothels is that since GFE/DFK is not standard when you get it it sort of means more ...

asiafever
16-08-2013, 10:23 PM
When you say bum fluff, you don't mean dingleberries I hope!

CunningLinguist
16-08-2013, 10:34 PM
When you say bum fluff, you don't mean dingleberries I hope!

Didn't look but it was more like fluff than dried hard bits of s...

CunningLinguist
16-08-2013, 10:35 PM
I never realised there were Dingleberry Farmers, From urban dict:
When a guy and girl are 69ing and as the guy eats out the girl he picks the dingleberrys out of her ass.

asiafever
16-08-2013, 10:44 PM
I never realised there were Dingleberry Farmers, From urban dict:
When a guy and girl are 69ing and as the guy eats out the girl he picks the dingleberrys out of her ass.

That..
That is disgusting!

Isis
16-08-2013, 11:06 PM
I'm not sure if its p.c for me to say this, (being a female
Wl :startle:), but I thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread.. in both 'a little shock..a tiny bit of horror.. but most of all absolute humour !! :shout:

My uncontrolled bursts of laughter even got my cat giving me funny looks :smile:

Thanks for the laughter fella's,

G'night, X Isis X

CunningLinguist
17-08-2013, 01:23 AM
From urban dict:
dingleberry
n. - a Klingon near Uranus
Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.

Punter Poontang
17-08-2013, 02:05 AM
Always shower with your WL. Soapy fun is a great ice-breaker, but even if you're "first cab off the rank" you have to assume that she has not yet showered since arriving to the establishment.

Leads to far more enjoyment for both in my experience.