Helen, so beautiful.

[cheekyport]

Very beautiful.

[Licker]

Yes she is.

Are you just stating the obvious, or did something else happen as well? :question:

Please share, brother. :anger:

[cheekyport]

After some warmup, we fell on the bed like crazy. Working each other. She was enjoying my cock, wouldn't leave it alone and I savoured her pussy.

[cheekyport]

Worked her till she juiced up. ;-)

[cheekyport]

Have to visit her again real soon.

[wilisno]

Haha ! It's the most innovative way to write a report ! :miao:

A one-liner every hour or so !!! :miao:

[Littlewonder]

At this rate he will be passing your post count in no time wilisno!

[bill_100]

Good heavens cp likes to make full reports on his exploits doen't he! But maybe he was so overcome with joy that he is tongue tired.

However I like many can confirm that she is not only beautiful but provides excellent service.

[cheekyport]

Enough of my exploits. Can I get some reports from you guys. Don't be shy...

[Littlewonder]

Enough of my exploits. Can I get some reports from you guys. Don't be shy...

Why dont you do a report cheekyport one liners dont count?

[cheekyport]

Done mine. Lets hear from u guys.

[Wayne]

Helen is indeed a beautiful woman. Lithe and loose limbed with a 鹅蛋脸, she is one of the better looking girls at 533. But she has a couple of drawbacks. The first time I saw her she closed her mouth and turned away when I motioned to kiss. This is never appealing but I soon discovered the reason. While showering I noticed her surreptitiously whip out a fag end, light up, take a couple of deep draws then snub it out. All within a minute or two. She was very nervous when I finally dried off and I tried to soothe her. We got onto the bed and she dived straight for my didi and, as possessed, determined to get it up and pumping as quickly as possible. When I politely said 我不能射精 she looked up at me with her gorgeous wide eyes. We fell into conversation and the session continued as these things normally do. However, the sex was all over the place. I slid into her and we squirmed around trying to find the best position and rhythm. We never found it and eventually, after a good 15 minutes and with the condom working itself off, I disengaged. We then just sat and chatted. I waited several weeks before seeing her again. Funnily, she was just nervous as previously suggesting that it is her personality rather than me. Again, the sex was all over the place. She strikes me as a novice, although I know this is not the case.

[Littlewonder]

Done mine. Lets hear from u guys.

Where are yours? I did a search and only found a few one liners? They are hardly reports? Have a look at some of the real reports by bros on here!

[cheekyport]

Why dont you do a report cheekyport one liners dont count? Ok, in future Ill do a regular update in detail.

[Wayne]

there is no formula for reviews. Some forums use silly forms which you just fill in for a review. These don't work because everyone has different reactions if presented with the same stimuli. The most valuable reviews are those that give an overall impression of the working girls' looks (because we are very superficial here); your interaction with her and your experience. For example, I like skinny girls. I don't care about boobs or arses. If there is a super slim, boobless wonder then I am there. So reviews that mention double dd cups are really useful for me because I know who to avoid. I also find ice princesses a turnoff. So reviews that mention she didn't kiss or was offhand also are valuable. Really, the best reviews are those that are relatively short and give us, the readers, an small insight into your experience.

[kickass]

I know another forum which uses those forms. But you can also add your own commentry and it is this detail that is most valuable.

[hohnerboy]

Person's Name : Helen

Establishment : 533 Willoughby Rd

Date of Visit : Thurs 20th Dec 2012

Contact Details/Address/Weblink :

Hours of Business : 10am -12pm

Rates : $90 for 30 mins

Age : 30ish

Size/shape : very short but fit and in proportioned body

Nationality or Ethnicity : chinese/? mix

Services Provided : bbbj, dt, fs

Value for money/recommend? : Yes

My experience/comments : Hadn't had a punt for a while, and tried a couple of other places that day and not stayed, so was running out of options, thank goodness for 533.

Had a bit of a wait but Helen was worth it. She is barely 5' in the old money, but not tiny or out of proportion. She has a non chinese face, more viet or ???. A short sharp harcut also makes her stand out from the regular MLD ladies working here.

A quick shower and into the room and waited for her return. back she came and went straight to work on me, kissing followed by bbbj, still in her bra and knickers :) Her body is hot hot hot, fit and toned. I suspect she has had a baby at some stage, but it was hard to tell.

Off came the bra to reveal a sweet pair of B cups, but not the normal kind, more like a miniture version of full C cups, very nice indeed.

After some pretty good deep throat bbj,off came the undies to reveal a shaven haven, but before I got a chance to taste it she was on top of me, having applied the dom with the trained hand of a professional.

She hopped on top, and was as tight as someone who was on her first day on the job, certainly not someone who had already been busy shagging for the past 3 or 4 hours. This combined with her DT abilities gives the lie to those small ladies who say that they can't accomodate us cos they are so much smaller than other women. I have no problem is they just can't take a lot of dick in their mouth, or have a short pussy, but to claim it's cos thay are small, HUH!
A couple more positions and I was allowed to come on her breasts, no COF or CIM with this lady today

All in all a pretty good time, Helen is highly recommended by this happy punter.
Also posted elsewhere

[Punted-till-Munted]

I'm not very good at creative writing. that's why I don't do reports.

I think the OP's report is a waste of time

[Littlewonder]

I'm not very good at creative writing. that's why I don't do reports.

I think the OP's report is a waste of time

Well if everyone thought like you we wouldnt have any reports, a lot of us arn't creative writers but we have a go and do our best thats all that is required.

What is an OP's Report?

[kickass]

Well if everyone thought like you we wouldnt have any reports, a lot of us arn't creative writers but we have a go and do our best thats all that is required.

What is an OP's Report?

OP = Original Poster

[kickass]

hey hohnerboy,

Great report. I particularly like the discription "shaven haven".

[hohnerboy]

hey hohnerboy,

Great report. I particularly like the discription "shaven haven".

I think i first came across the term in a swedish mag from the 70s and 80s, called new cunts, where every model was shaved. i still have a couple of copies and they are still a turn on, though it's a bit odd when i realise that the models are now in their 50's and 60's LOL

[jimmyk]

Great report HB, i too like the term shaven haven. Hope its not copywrite as I may use it later down the track. Cheers again!

[kickass]

I think we should start calling it a hohnterboy. For example,

I went down on her beautiful smooth hohnterboy. Now, we all know that means a bare pussy or shaven haven. But hohnterboy sounds so sophisticated.