View Full Version : Other I think I fcuked a ladyboy
asnlvr
14-09-2013, 11:15 PM
26 George st Granville, shown a line up of 6 girls, a few descent lookers. First girl was tall, skinny, long legs, long hair, nice arse, fit. She would do nicely.
In the room I showered while she undressed, the boobs weren't as big once the padded bra came off.
A nice BJ followed by cowgirl. Changed to missionary, this is the point I had a good look at her face as most of the time her long hair was covering it.
Big solid chin, rather a manly face, solid arms, big hands, bloody big feet too....... Oh fuck am I fucking a man???????
Shit, Shit, what to do??
Close my eyes, grab onto the bed and hammer away as fast as possible till the job was done is what I did.
Not the proudest day of my life but so be it.
Jimmy Rustles
14-09-2013, 11:28 PM
26 George st Granville, shown a line up of 6 girls, a few descent lookers. First girl was tall, skinny, long legs, long hair, nice arse, fit. She would do nicely.
In the room I showered while she undressed, the boobs weren't as big once the padded bra came off.
A nice BJ followed by cowgirl. Changed to missionary, this is the point I had a good look at her face as most of the time her long hair was covering it.
Big solid chin, rather a manly face, solid arms, big hands, bloody big feet too....... Oh fuck am I fucking a man???????
Shit, Shit, what to do??
Close my eyes, grab onto the bed and hammer away as fast as possible till the job was done is what I did.
Not the proudest day of my life but so be it.
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/Antonio-Banderas-computer-you-got-me-yospos-reaction-13677939419.gif
Filodude
14-09-2013, 11:41 PM
You still finished? I don't think I would have been able too
Also 45 George st just 5min walk
puntbook
15-09-2013, 12:29 AM
a ladyboy with a pussy?
CunningLinguist
15-09-2013, 12:32 AM
26 George st Granville, shown a line up of 6 girls, a few descent lookers. First girl was tall, skinny, long legs, long hair, nice arse, fit. She would do nicely.
In the room I showered while she undressed, the boobs weren't as big once the padded bra came off.
A nice BJ followed by cowgirl. Changed to missionary, this is the point I had a good look at her face as most of the time her long hair was covering it.
Big solid chin, rather a manly face, solid arms, big hands, bloody big feet too....... Oh fuck am I fucking a man???????
Shit, Shit, what to do??
Close my eyes, grab onto the bed and hammer away as fast as possible till the job was done is what I did.
Not the proudest day of my life but so be it.
Did she have a low voice, or was it artificially high sounding ?
Did she have an adam's apple ?
I suppose you saw her pussy and you were not pounding her arse ?
mista
15-09-2013, 02:16 AM
a ladyboy with a pussy?
Post op.
Cut off the dick and create a man made cunt.
Hahah! too late now :) But don't worry, only some people makes a mistake :slobber:
wilisno
15-09-2013, 10:51 PM
At least from now on you can say you've, " been there ! Done that !" ;) ;) ;)
I guess you've answered that age old question "if you were fucking someone and you found out half way through it was a lady boy, what would you do?"
Travelmate
16-09-2013, 12:03 PM
At least from now on you can say you've, " been there ! Done that !" ;) ;) ;)
very funny.. . . .
Hehehe very amusing! Some ladyboys are so so hot though even i'd be lying if I said I never looked at them without a naughty thought in my head (I'm the wrong gender tho :-( ) ... Hope your not too scarred from the experience
DrFeelGood
16-09-2013, 03:51 PM
There is a lady boy working there. I can't remember her name but you can't miss her. Her build and the way she talks and move is a give away. Apparently she's very popular at that shop!
HookedonHookerz
16-09-2013, 04:15 PM
WOW still managed to finish!
I think my little bro would shrivel up like a dried old prune if I was in that situation.
yellow_fever
16-09-2013, 05:40 PM
I think most bros here would still do a ladyboy if she was super hot and post op, they just don't want to admit it! I know I would if she was really hot. I had a friend some years back who was a super hot full time model, and she was a ladyboy also. You could never tell, and she didn't tell many people. I was always trying to sleep with her, but no luck... she could have pretty much any guy she wanted and only went with guys who were basically models also. The funny thing is, she never told any of the guys she dated that she was a ladyboy, and she'd have a steady boyfriend sometimes for 4 or 5 months! I asked her how she got away with it and she said it was really easy. I think the reason she got away with it was because none of her friends even knew, and she didn't do the usual LB thing of having other LB friends, all her female friends were born as females. The one thing about the snip she told me is that you don't get natural lube. So you've got to lube it every time you use it haha! She told me she used to just go off to the bathroom and do it before hand, or would tell her bf that she naturally doesn't get very wet and could he please use lube. She said most guys were happy with it, and even happier when they found out she liked anal too.
rooter
16-09-2013, 05:50 PM
If a shop employs a ladyboy they should advertise her as such.
She will probably be quite busy as there are a lot of guys who are into them, or who just want to tick that off their bucket list.
And there are thousands of female WLs in Sydney but not many ladyboys, so they would probably do a roaring trade.
DrFeelGood
16-09-2013, 07:15 PM
I am not saying anything specific about this shop because we don't know for sure if it was a ladyboy or not.
So just generally speaking I don't think it's ethical business practice to pass of a ladyboy as a woman.
If a shop employs a ladyboy they should advertise her as such.
She will probably be quite busy as there are a lot of guys who are into them, or who just want to tick that off their bucket list.
And there are thousands of female WLs in Sydney but not many ladyboys, so they would probably do a roaring trade.
I know the shop well and I can confirm there is a ladyboy working there. Whether she is the one OP is talking about, I'm not sure. I have been intro'd a few times, seeing her was enough to raise the alarm. So as for her being advertised as a ladyboy, no they don't. They should, but if you can't tell #yolo
CunningLinguist
16-09-2013, 07:46 PM
I would never go to a shop that has ladyboys working and they don't discolse it.
CunningLinguist
16-09-2013, 07:48 PM
She said most guys were happy with it, and even happier when they found out she liked anal too.
Thanks for sharing that!
I wonder if she liked CIM and COF ...
CunningLinguist
16-09-2013, 07:49 PM
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Did you out a ladyboy at Kyoto and changed your mind :)
bleachy
16-09-2013, 07:54 PM
oh, gosh... :O
asnlvr
16-09-2013, 08:11 PM
I should have walked when she took a piss...standing up,
:surprise:
cmk76
16-09-2013, 08:13 PM
xxx xxx xxx
jj12345
16-09-2013, 08:33 PM
Did she lubricate naturally down there? Apparently ladyboys can't do that!
CunningLinguist
16-09-2013, 09:59 PM
Did she lubricate naturally down there? Apparently ladyboys can't do that!
You need to hone your detection skills so you can spot one before you get to this stage ...
pepefirstlove
16-09-2013, 11:30 PM
I think most post op should leave a scar or two down there. Unless the room is not so well lit then it could be hard to detect. I guess the voice are a giveaway though.
yellow_fever
17-09-2013, 12:46 AM
I don't think there are many around in shops, they mostly seem to be private and $$$, and mostly pre op and not all that good service either. Lia Tarinna is hot as fuck and I'd love to bang her but I think she's pre op (maybe?) and at $500/hour it's a bit outside of my casual punting budget. She kinda reminds me of that TS I used to know. They don't look similar, but they've both got that sort of model hotness about them.
herecticx
17-09-2013, 04:15 AM
yikes....
sounds like a case of false advertising
money back! :P
PS.....
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/165913d1105024100-chips-youre-homo-pic-ponch1-1-jsa.jpg
LOL jokes! :P
yellow_fever
17-09-2013, 03:35 PM
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I don't think any bros here would be complaining if she looked like this, and they never knew ;-) Same story for the many hot korean TS girls masquerading as natural born girls working as models.
jj12345
21-09-2013, 11:56 AM
You need to hone your detection skills so you can spot one before you get to this stage ...
Haha this no problem for me but I suggest for OP as maybe it clear his mind!
Alpha11
22-09-2013, 07:47 PM
Plastic surgery and make up hide so much but they never do anything about their hands. Man-hands are a dead giveaway.
CunningLinguist
12-11-2013, 08:33 AM
One telltale sign of fucking a ladyboy is if you hear whipcrack (http://www.whipcrack.org/).
Tk001
12-11-2013, 10:54 AM
So u sensed and were pretty sure it was a lady boy and then you decided to finish....if ur gay or leaning towards that side it's fine but if ur straighty 180 sorry bro but that's disgusting
asnlvr
12-11-2013, 05:56 PM
No I dont consider myself gay at all. I have never found men appealing, never cruised "the wall" or hit on one of my mates but I did visit Phuket a few years ago and the ladyboys there were more attractive then the real women. I didnt pick any up but gees they were hot!!!!!
simonsays
12-11-2013, 08:53 PM
There are more lady-boys around than you know. For ages the hottest 'chick' in Club 121 Pyrmont was Rose....who was actually an English lady boy. I think most customers never even realised.
There is another one Tamara advertises on Cracker all the time as an independent WL. However scars around her pussy and the manly chin give her away as a full TS. Or some I'm told...ahem.
heatseeker
12-11-2013, 09:04 PM
I dont understand
Surely the voice is a dead giveaway, even easier to detect than looking for the male Adams apple
In the first few minutes of a punt, you havent tried some basic conversation ?
If I was to hear a low toned voice, and it is not consistent with her feminine characteristics (eg deep voice in a slim slim lady), Im asking for the refund
Just saying
Its false advertising, plain and simple
And the community here needs to be informed. Pronto
Thejapguy
23-11-2013, 05:54 PM
thats bad....im gonna vomit..
rooter
23-11-2013, 06:24 PM
Notice that the OP said he thinks he fcuked a ladyboy.
He didn't say he fucked her.
Maybe he is just not sure as to whether or not he gave her a bottle of perfume ...
asnlvr
23-11-2013, 11:19 PM
I post of one gay experience and you bastards keep on bringing it back.
Just let it die!!:prettiness:
B-man
24-11-2013, 03:08 AM
Plastic surgery and make up hide so much but they never do anything about their hands. Man-hands are a dead giveaway.
Not only that it is in the shoulders. They are allot broader than a woman's shoulders and also their height, (especially for Asian girls).
I sat a number of nights around Nana Plaza in Bangkok looking at the trannies there and talking to the bar girls about them. They are keen to give advice also about the girls.
Many are so noticeable for their height and they look fucking hot. Very disconcerting really. Confuses the hunting man nature and stuffs up our women seeking radar.
aussie_jack
24-11-2013, 09:56 AM
just finish the deed, walk away and chalk it up as experience...
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?4735-Mandy-77-Enmore-(Penny-s)
This. It's the best advice. Also keep in mind that at birth there are many people who are not completely male or female. There are women out there who have manly features and that does not make thema lady boy. Think about the shop you went to. Would they hire a lady boy and not let anybody know?
Chances are you fucked a girl who was a little manly, that's it.
CunningLinguist
24-11-2013, 10:51 AM
Not only that it is in the shoulders. They are allot broader than a woman's shoulders and also their height, (especially for Asian girls).
I sat a number of nights around Nana Plaza in Bangkok looking at the trannies there and talking to the bar girls about them. They are keen to give advice also about the girls.
Many are so noticeable for their height and they look fucking hot. Very disconcerting really. Confuses the hunting man nature and stuffs up our women seeking radar.
Thai trannies look too good to be true from a distance, but get more sus as you get close, the broad sholders, the long slender legs, the adams apple, the man hands, the, man skin, the man voice, the dick ...
CR2000
24-11-2013, 11:13 AM
I say Fair play for telling the story. I think it's hilarious. Lol
I once picked up a LB in Phuket not realising it until I got her (him) back to a short stay hotel room. The penny dropped when she came out of the bathroom with a towel around her refusing to take down her towel and insisted on giving me head first.
As soon as I realised what she was, I quickly threw my clothes back on and ran out of the door. The funny thing is she chased me out of the room and demanded money... I told her to bugger off as she misled me. Anyway, after a tustle I got out of the place. I look back at that now and find it bemusing.
CunningLinguist
24-11-2013, 11:19 AM
Ladyboys can be demanding ...
Sydman
24-11-2013, 07:01 PM
Not only that it is in the shoulders. They are allot broader than a woman's shoulders and also their height, (especially for Asian girls).
I sat a number of nights around Nana Plaza in Bangkok looking at the trannies there and talking to the bar girls about them. They are keen to give advice also about the girls.
Many are so noticeable for their height and they look fucking hot. Very disconcerting really. Confuses the hunting man nature and stuffs up our women seeking radar.
Not always true.
I've had ladyboys pointed out to me by bar girls that I never would have guessed were blokes. The girks said that if they start taking hormones during puberty they don't get get the broad shoulders and actually have a more feminine figure naturally.
The soi 4 ladyboys look funny to me. I dont understand why a 5'10 bloke trying to pass himself off as a woman would were 6' heels. They tower over most of the blokes walking around
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