Steven Seagal
28-09-2013, 08:51 PM
Desires
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills.
Howdy Gang.
This is a review of a double with Jennifer and Jasmine.
Lately I feel like I am surrounded by absolute idiots and I am slowly becoming one of them.
Just before this punt I went out west to St Marys and visited my nephew Diddy. This area I now refer to as Diddyland and is inhabited by creatures who think that the latest in sartorial splendour is wearing a cheap, fake Nike labelled tracksuit and shoes. Most have a fag dangling from their lips, teeth missing and slurred speech. The women are fat and usually have a gaggle on young’ins tailing behind them, one is in a stroller and another on the way.
As I waited in line at the Commonwealth Bank I heard a typical conversation from a couple ensconced firmly in Diddyland. I said I heard it because both talked at the top of their lungs.
She: You hit me again last night.
He: It was only the second time this week.
She: Yeah but it’s startin to irritate me.
He: It wasn’t my fault. I was drunk.
She: It was them uppers. You shouldn’t take em.
He: I got to. My parole officer is givin me buckets of shit.
She: Yeah but they don’t suit you.
He; That’s true cause when I piss it smells like dead skunks.
And they go on with this and that and I am wondering why on earth am I subjected to this? I imagine on my death bed I’ll wish I’d used the precious moments in my life more wisely that listening to the dead skunk guy.
I then had a Thai lunch with Diddy and he was nervous because I got pissed off at the Thai waitress the last time we were there because she was rude to me. That conversation went like this:
Steven: I don’t appreciate the Pad Thai hurled at me like you’re slopping the hogs.
Noy: That’s the way I treat everyone.
Steven: I am not everyone. I am a paying customer. Do you think I’m’ a hog?
Noy: (Silence)
Steven: Ok, we’ll pass on that hog question. Just serve me like a human being.
Anyway, Diddy figures she’ll probably spit in our food in the kitchen or worse still pee in it. So, I sit there near the kitchen saying things like “I can sure tell if someone pisses or spits in my food!” and everyone thinks I am a maniac.
After this escapade I return to the city and go to Bellevue. Prior to going there I phone Jennifer and arrange to see her. She tells me that she has a friend Jasmine who is Thai and it’s her first day and I might like a double.
Jennifer is Lao-Thai and early 40’s, she has a nice face and has had a boob job that is actually pretty good and brownish hair that suits her. She has a trimmed puss. Her English is very good. While her service isn’t that typical ‘give them everything including the kitchen sink’ style of the others, she does a very good bbj and is still reasonably tight in the pussy area. She is fairly light skinned for a Thai.
Jasmine is late 20’s. darkish skin, round, pretty face, natural B-cup boobs. She prefers lip kissing without the tongue and does a cbj and not a bbj. Her English is also quite good.
I enjoyed the double. Licking Jasmine’s pussy, while having a bbj from Jennifer, is a sight to behold and experience. I came twice, once from the bbj and once from a handjob from Jasmine. Al in all it was a good experience.
Jasmine did work briefly at Bellevue before and her hours here are restricted due to having a young child. Catch either one and you will have a good time.
Well, I better go.
See y’all again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven.
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills.
Howdy Gang.
This is a review of a double with Jennifer and Jasmine.
Lately I feel like I am surrounded by absolute idiots and I am slowly becoming one of them.
Just before this punt I went out west to St Marys and visited my nephew Diddy. This area I now refer to as Diddyland and is inhabited by creatures who think that the latest in sartorial splendour is wearing a cheap, fake Nike labelled tracksuit and shoes. Most have a fag dangling from their lips, teeth missing and slurred speech. The women are fat and usually have a gaggle on young’ins tailing behind them, one is in a stroller and another on the way.
As I waited in line at the Commonwealth Bank I heard a typical conversation from a couple ensconced firmly in Diddyland. I said I heard it because both talked at the top of their lungs.
She: You hit me again last night.
He: It was only the second time this week.
She: Yeah but it’s startin to irritate me.
He: It wasn’t my fault. I was drunk.
She: It was them uppers. You shouldn’t take em.
He: I got to. My parole officer is givin me buckets of shit.
She: Yeah but they don’t suit you.
He; That’s true cause when I piss it smells like dead skunks.
And they go on with this and that and I am wondering why on earth am I subjected to this? I imagine on my death bed I’ll wish I’d used the precious moments in my life more wisely that listening to the dead skunk guy.
I then had a Thai lunch with Diddy and he was nervous because I got pissed off at the Thai waitress the last time we were there because she was rude to me. That conversation went like this:
Steven: I don’t appreciate the Pad Thai hurled at me like you’re slopping the hogs.
Noy: That’s the way I treat everyone.
Steven: I am not everyone. I am a paying customer. Do you think I’m’ a hog?
Noy: (Silence)
Steven: Ok, we’ll pass on that hog question. Just serve me like a human being.
Anyway, Diddy figures she’ll probably spit in our food in the kitchen or worse still pee in it. So, I sit there near the kitchen saying things like “I can sure tell if someone pisses or spits in my food!” and everyone thinks I am a maniac.
After this escapade I return to the city and go to Bellevue. Prior to going there I phone Jennifer and arrange to see her. She tells me that she has a friend Jasmine who is Thai and it’s her first day and I might like a double.
Jennifer is Lao-Thai and early 40’s, she has a nice face and has had a boob job that is actually pretty good and brownish hair that suits her. She has a trimmed puss. Her English is very good. While her service isn’t that typical ‘give them everything including the kitchen sink’ style of the others, she does a very good bbj and is still reasonably tight in the pussy area. She is fairly light skinned for a Thai.
Jasmine is late 20’s. darkish skin, round, pretty face, natural B-cup boobs. She prefers lip kissing without the tongue and does a cbj and not a bbj. Her English is also quite good.
I enjoyed the double. Licking Jasmine’s pussy, while having a bbj from Jennifer, is a sight to behold and experience. I came twice, once from the bbj and once from a handjob from Jasmine. Al in all it was a good experience.
Jasmine did work briefly at Bellevue before and her hours here are restricted due to having a young child. Catch either one and you will have a good time.
Well, I better go.
See y’all again soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven.