Steven Seagal
04-10-2013, 09:01 PM
Desires
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills
Hello Y’all.
This is a review of Shirley and she is big.
You know I was going to talk about big as relates to stuff like the Big Pineapple and Big Banana in Queensland or to refer to a particular politician who was known as ‘The Big Cunt’, but I decided against it. (By the way, to say a politician is a cunt in to state a tautology.)
Instead I decided to look at my namesake Steven Seagal as an example of big. Seagal used to be big in aikido, the Japanese martial arts, but after he left his dojo in Tokyo it all slipped and he was no longer big in the martial arts arena. He did become big, for a while, in Hollywood where he made big flicks like Under Siege 1 and 2. Now he is only big in movies in terms of the direct to video stuff he churns out 4 or 5 times a year. This pap is so poor that in his movie Attack Force 30% of his voice is dubbed by someone who sounds nothing like him!
As Seagal is no longer big in movies he has become big in Buddhism where he claimes to be some sort of reincarnation of a Rinpoche. His ego has gotten so big in that now he considers himself a fully fledged blues man. His girth has increased dramatically and he now looks like the Goodyear Blimp with a head, arms and legs. This guy’s gigantic from his fat head to his little toe. If he were to be considered the champion of anything now it would be the Heavyweight Champion of Hungry Jacks. He looks like a guy who would consume a bucket of 20 pieces of KFC as an entrée before the main meal. The mathematics in listing his cholesterol level and blood pressure would astound even Einstein.
And finally he is big as a cop in his TV series Steven Seagal Lawman. This show has to be seen to be believed. In it Seagal parades around some shithole town in the deep American south with all the finesse of Boss Hogg on the Dukes of Hazard. In this show they seem to dig up the most illiterate and stupid black people they can get their hands on to interact with Seagal. The following example illustrates this:
Suspect: (Being cuffed by Seagal.) Is you . . ain’t you Steven SEEEGAAAL
Seagal: That’s right.
Suspect: You a BIG man!!!!!!!!
Seagal: Just trying to keep guns off the streets sir.
Then you get other scene where he is called out to reported gun shots. He stops a car full some heavy duty ‘hood bros and the following conversation ensues as Seagal shines a torch the size of a refrigerator into the front seats of these gangsters car.
Seagal: What’s that gun doing in between the passenger and driver’s seat?
Thug Driver: I don’t know what’s going on.
Seagal: I believe you.
(Note; Seagal is clearly racially fair!)
Finally, Seagal has a range of big and stupid so-called Buddhist type comments that are designed to reveal him as an actual guru. After firing half a dozen slugs into a target head he says:
“The goal is not to make the bullets hit the head, but to make the head hit the bullets."
Don’t worry, if he ever comes after you just start running. That fat arsed son-of-a-bitch will never catch you.
This brings us to Shirley.
Shirley is a big unit. She’s not quite a bbw, but she is working on it. I took her because YuYu said she was nice and not getting much work.
Shirley is 23 years old, c-cups that are a bit small for her torso, rather pear shaped, trimmed pussy and I think a pretty face.
She is still pretty new, but she ties to give a good time. Hr bbj isn’t the best, but with time it will improve. Her English is pretty good so you can have a reasonable conversation with her.
I found her rather sweet and not yet hardened by an industry that can harden people quickly. I was impressed with YuYu that she wasn’t just tanking of her own pocket money, but has taken Shirley under her wing.
I enjoyed Shirley in mish mostly and found her very affectionate once she knows you will be treating her well.
I will come back and see her for a return visit.
In her case I found big was good.
Back again soon folks.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills
Hello Y’all.
This is a review of Shirley and she is big.
You know I was going to talk about big as relates to stuff like the Big Pineapple and Big Banana in Queensland or to refer to a particular politician who was known as ‘The Big Cunt’, but I decided against it. (By the way, to say a politician is a cunt in to state a tautology.)
Instead I decided to look at my namesake Steven Seagal as an example of big. Seagal used to be big in aikido, the Japanese martial arts, but after he left his dojo in Tokyo it all slipped and he was no longer big in the martial arts arena. He did become big, for a while, in Hollywood where he made big flicks like Under Siege 1 and 2. Now he is only big in movies in terms of the direct to video stuff he churns out 4 or 5 times a year. This pap is so poor that in his movie Attack Force 30% of his voice is dubbed by someone who sounds nothing like him!
As Seagal is no longer big in movies he has become big in Buddhism where he claimes to be some sort of reincarnation of a Rinpoche. His ego has gotten so big in that now he considers himself a fully fledged blues man. His girth has increased dramatically and he now looks like the Goodyear Blimp with a head, arms and legs. This guy’s gigantic from his fat head to his little toe. If he were to be considered the champion of anything now it would be the Heavyweight Champion of Hungry Jacks. He looks like a guy who would consume a bucket of 20 pieces of KFC as an entrée before the main meal. The mathematics in listing his cholesterol level and blood pressure would astound even Einstein.
And finally he is big as a cop in his TV series Steven Seagal Lawman. This show has to be seen to be believed. In it Seagal parades around some shithole town in the deep American south with all the finesse of Boss Hogg on the Dukes of Hazard. In this show they seem to dig up the most illiterate and stupid black people they can get their hands on to interact with Seagal. The following example illustrates this:
Suspect: (Being cuffed by Seagal.) Is you . . ain’t you Steven SEEEGAAAL
Seagal: That’s right.
Suspect: You a BIG man!!!!!!!!
Seagal: Just trying to keep guns off the streets sir.
Then you get other scene where he is called out to reported gun shots. He stops a car full some heavy duty ‘hood bros and the following conversation ensues as Seagal shines a torch the size of a refrigerator into the front seats of these gangsters car.
Seagal: What’s that gun doing in between the passenger and driver’s seat?
Thug Driver: I don’t know what’s going on.
Seagal: I believe you.
(Note; Seagal is clearly racially fair!)
Finally, Seagal has a range of big and stupid so-called Buddhist type comments that are designed to reveal him as an actual guru. After firing half a dozen slugs into a target head he says:
“The goal is not to make the bullets hit the head, but to make the head hit the bullets."
Don’t worry, if he ever comes after you just start running. That fat arsed son-of-a-bitch will never catch you.
This brings us to Shirley.
Shirley is a big unit. She’s not quite a bbw, but she is working on it. I took her because YuYu said she was nice and not getting much work.
Shirley is 23 years old, c-cups that are a bit small for her torso, rather pear shaped, trimmed pussy and I think a pretty face.
She is still pretty new, but she ties to give a good time. Hr bbj isn’t the best, but with time it will improve. Her English is pretty good so you can have a reasonable conversation with her.
I found her rather sweet and not yet hardened by an industry that can harden people quickly. I was impressed with YuYu that she wasn’t just tanking of her own pocket money, but has taken Shirley under her wing.
I enjoyed Shirley in mish mostly and found her very affectionate once she knows you will be treating her well.
I will come back and see her for a return visit.
In her case I found big was good.
Back again soon folks.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven