CunningLinguist's pussy licking service

[CunningLinguist]

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy owners! Here at the CunningLinguist pussy service I am slashing pussy licking in half! Make me an offer on your pussy, this is a pussy lick out! All right, I want white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, I want hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, smelly pussy, I want hairy pussy, bloody pussy, I want snappin' pussy, silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy! Come on, you want your pussy licked, come on in, pussy licking lovers! If I wont lick it nobody will! Come on in, pussy licking lovers!

Imagine the voice in this scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8drSUe4g9Qo) when you read this.

[Max Impact]

Is it a Pussy Lickin' closing down sale CL?

[Eureka]

Suggest you have November special deal.
Two pussy's licked for the price of one !!

[Max Impact]

All unshaved pussies licked free for Movember!!

[CunningLinguist]

Is it a Pussy Lickin' closing down sale CL?

It's a runout sale on pussy licking, never to be repeated!

[CunningLinguist]

Suggest you have November special deal.
Two pussy's licked for the price of one !!

Yes, two or more pussys can now be licked for the price of one, pussy licking lovers get your pussies over to me and I will lick them all for the price of one!:startle:

[CunningLinguist]

All unshaved pussies licked free for Movember!!

Yes, unshaved pussies will be licked free for Movember!
Also there is a special deal on the lick shave lick service, I will lick your pussy to completion, then shave it for your, then lick to completion again so you can compare the experience!

[CunningLinguist]

Scheduled spots are filling up fast, so be sure to book soon to get in for Movember.

[Punter Poontang]

Moē-vember .... now there's a pussy that needs some licking. :-(

[AHLUNGOR]

Hi brother CL, can you do a better job ??


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[AHLUNGOR]

is this what you are talking about ??


This is what she looks like before she opens up !!


http://31.media.tumblr.com/0345692e147ad5e1def6240eea3bc26c/tumblr_mling3lgcy1rbuc47o1_500.jpg


This is what happens to the pussy after 10 minutes of licking from CunningLinguist !!


http://24.media.tumblr.com/54063e49d510e2c1d97d499f2849945f/tumblr_mkrralwj1E1rlka82o1_500.jpg

[Licker]

Yes, unshaved pussies will be licked free for Movember!
Also there is a special deal on the lick shave lick service, I will lick your pussy to completion, then shave it for your, then lick to completion again so you can compare the experience!

I was thinking of providing a competing service, but it seems that at least until December I can't compete with price.

Maybe I should offer more extras?

[wilisno]

I was thinking of providing a competing service, but it seems that at least until December I can't compete with price.

Maybe I should offer more extras?

Judging from the username alone, I'm sure you can offer a wider range or area of service than the confine of the triangular area !

[wtfboy1234]

Wow nice compilation of pussy licking.

[CunningLinguist]

Hi brother CL, can you do a better job ??


http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ed87932f11e4c5aa82a35e564bd8770/tumblr_mkfze9B49y1rg58a9o2_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/99dd2955c30a248dc737f85f000a0c7d/tumblr_mkfze9B49y1rg58a9o1_250.gif

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Sure, with my years of experience I can tailor a pussy licking solution for the most discerning woman!
I won't be giving my secrets away on the open forum though, suffice to say I have it licked!

[CunningLinguist]

I was thinking of providing a competing service, but it seems that at least until December I can't compete with price.

Maybe I should offer more extras?

I thought this might happen, soon everyone will be offering this service, and the market will become saturated ... with pussy juice!
Well lick on Licker, it remains to be seen which of us can give the best pussy licking, may the best licker receive a lovely squirt in the face ...

[Max Impact]

What about offering a "Lick a Prize" like on Paddle Pops?

[hairy1231]

CL & Licker (if u are making competing service), can i be an apprentice to one of you guys? :smile:

[CunningLinguist]

CL & Licker (if u are making competing service), can i be an apprentice to one of you guys? :smile:

Sure, for every 6 pussy licking clients you bring to me I will give you 9 tips about pussy licking!

[hairy1231]

Sure, for every 6 pussy licking clients you bring to me I will give you 9 tips about pussy licking!


wut the...tips only? i dont get any client myself? booo..

[Licker]

the market will become saturated ... with pussy juice!
...may the best licker receive a lovely squirt in the face ...


"I see lips of pink........ red roses too
I see em bloom..... for me and for you
And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue..... clouds of white
Bright blessed days....dark sacred nights
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world."

I beg Louis's pardon for altering the lyrics slightly.

[Licker]

wut the...tips only? i dont get any client myself? booo..

Since the sessions in my service last 2 hours minimum, I can only handle about 6 a day. :thirst:

So in additions to tips, I'll let you have the extra clients you can bring in.

Wait... after training, are you planning on opening your own shop??? :fire:

[CunningLinguist]

wut the...tips only? i dont get any client myself? booo..

Before you can run you must learn to walk!
Please watch Karate kid as homework ... :)

[CunningLinguist]

Since the sessions in my service last 2 hours minimum, I can only handle about 6 a day. :thirst:

So in additions to tips, I'll let you have the extra clients you can bring in.

Wait... after training, are you planning on opening your own shop??? :fire:

Haha, now we have it, take note potential pussy licking girls, Lickers tongue will be like leather before long at that rate. I only do 3 sessions a day:
- I eat out for breakfast - Outcalls only
- I dine in for lunch - Incalls
- I lick my evening dessert anywhere - In/out or anywhere you want, for example in the change room of you favourite lingerie store, in the train, in the back seat of a cab or limo, under a restaurant table while you are eating dessert also :)
so my tongue stays soft and supple!

[Licker]

I'll just have to provide some extras to keep the tongue in working order

[wilisno]

Before you can run you must learn to walk! Please watch Karate kid as homework ... :)
So he has to practice wax on, wax off ? Umm ... so you can have freshly made Brazilian to lick on !

[hairy1231]

Since the sessions in my service last 2 hours minimum, I can only handle about 6 a day. :thirst:

So in additions to tips, I'll let you have the extra clients you can bring in.

Wait... after training, are you planning on opening your own shop??? :fire:
That was the plan I had:slobber:

[hairy1231]

So he has to practice wax on, wax off ? Umm ... so you can have freshly made Brazilian to lick on !

Hahaha lol! Just rememered the old karate kid xp

So CL thats your plan huh:fire:
Actually i'll pull out :( scared to come across blue waffle (dont google if you dont know what it is.....)

[Licker]

blue waffles you say?

There's nothing wrong with waffles that are a little blue.

4369

I just love blue waffles

4370

Though, given this, I'd rather eat her out than the waffles.

4371


P.S.
Just in case someone isn't aware what blue waffle is and decides to Google...
it is NOT an actual disease.

[CunningLinguist]

Note that I don't lick blue waffle pussies.

[AHLUNGOR]

Hi Brother CL,

Do you sweeten up the pussy before your licking services ??


http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7035ab6a2e41343d8fad656296abfaa/tumblr_mjgq4zs8Is1s3l2voo1_500.gif

[AHLUNGOR]

This is a potential client for you brother CL, she needs some serious licking follow by you know what !!


http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c75f6f9525351d4c42ddc187328b011/tumblr_miy7v9G28A1rjo8dto1_400.gif


Actually, I have a proposition for you, while you are licking her pussy down there, can I fuck her tits up the top ??

[AHLUNGOR]

Brother CL,

Lick her for free ??


http://31.media.tumblr.com/faa4e0acaf042496e1f0ae884924ed71/tumblr_mj92xiB76w1rz5mwho1_500.jpg

[jellyshots]

Please stop licking my pussy. She's wet enough!

4381

[Max Impact]

Please stop licking my pussy. She's wet enough!

4381

Jellyshots, that's my wet pussy you are playing with there!

4390

[CunningLinguist]

Hi Brother CL,

Do you sweeten up the pussy before your licking services ??


http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7035ab6a2e41343d8fad656296abfaa/tumblr_mjgq4zs8Is1s3l2voo1_500.gif

I've been told I am sweet enough alerady ... :)

[CunningLinguist]

This is a potential client for you brother CL, she needs some serious licking follow by you know what !!


http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c75f6f9525351d4c42ddc187328b011/tumblr_miy7v9G28A1rjo8dto1_400.gif


Actually, I have a proposition for you, while you are licking her pussy down there, can I fuck her tits up the top ??



Thats a dam fine caucy, yes I think she would benefit from a serious licking!
I think I'll pass on the MMF action :)

[CunningLinguist]

Brother CL,

Lick her for free ??


http://31.media.tumblr.com/faa4e0acaf042496e1f0ae884924ed71/tumblr_mj92xiB76w1rz5mwho1_500.jpg

I'm running a business you know, I have bills to pay, power bills, gas bills, telephone bills, internet bills, fucking vegetables!
But if she is a friend of yours I will give her a freebie as a gesture of good will, next time she has to pay though!

[Oneonone]

I'm running a business you know, I have bills to pay, power bills, gas bills, telephone bills, internet bills, fucking vegetables!
But if she is a friend of yours I will give her a freebie as a gesture of good will, next time she has to pay though!

You wish there was a next time!

On second thoughts a first time for free would be great!

[CunningLinguist]

Welcome bookings

[Punter Poontang]

Welcome bookings

Lol, classic.

[heatseeker]

CL, can you judge a womans age by her pussy taste, similar to wine tasting
Is your palate that good ?
Just wondering ; )

[hairy1231]

Welcome bookings

hahahaa loool
thought of hijacking ur business that way! xp

[CunningLinguist]

For a short time only I am offering the Santa service!
I will dress up as Santa with a soft long beard and lick you to completion.

This offer is only valid until Xmas, or Christmas, whichever cums first!

[pommychris]

do you find redheads more on the smelly side??

[71bluey]

Is it a Pussy Lickin' closing down sale CL?
Who's been there before me.