Would you accept a wank from a robot?

[Wayne]

No, I wouldn't

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/robot-handjobs-vr-tenga_n_4261161.html?ir=Weird+News

The Second Law of Robotics is: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings.

Over the weekend, a virtual sex simulator debuted in Japan, Kotaku reported. The "VR Tenga" is the product of a joint effort from adult toy company Tenga and virtual reality pioneer Oculus VR, the company behind an immersive virtual reality headset called the Oculus Rift.

The VR Tenga was unveiled at an Oculus Rift game jam in Tokyo and, as can be seen in the NSFW video above, has at least a few people excited. Buzzfeed explains how the contraption gets the robo-job done:

The device attaches a Novint Falcon—a grip-based, haptic controller—to a Tenga, a Japanese industrial masturbator. Used as intended, the user would insert his penis into the Tenga, which would be manipulated by the Falcon. All the while the user views on his Oculus some sort of visual stimulation synced to the movement of the hybrid Falcon/Tenga.
In a HuffPost/YouGov survey conducted in April, eighteen percent of respondents said they believed sex robots would be available by 2030, while only nine percent said they would have sex with a robot if they had the opportunity.

Who could resist?

Since that survey didn't cover RJs, we're asking you now, dear readers -- would you try out the VR Tenga?

Quick Poll
Would you accept a handy from a robot?
All systems go!

Does not compute.

Danger, danger!

[heatseeker]

Absolutely no way am I putting my privates into that machine
If things go wrong, and Im stuck, how do they transport me to hospital ? ; )

[Licker]

Hmm... there has been times when going to a massage parlour, and the ML has been jacking away while keeping her eyes clued to the ceiling or the clock on the wall, that this is exactly what I've been getting... a hj from a robot.

But no, I would not get a hj from an actual robot, that's not even a TOFTT.

[CunningLinguist]

Hmm... there has been times when going to a massage parlour, and the ML has been jacking away while keeping her eyes clued to the ceiling or the clock on the wall, that this is exactly what I've been getting... a hj from a robot.


I was going to say the exact same thing!

When will the male robot be available to service women ...
Probably the next evolution of the "Fucking machines" website ...

[Good_guy_Greg]

We say no now, but maybe it will become more acceptable in years to come.

[deathblow182]

Without having seen the video or whatever is in the link yet, I'd be game.

As someone said how is that different from the ml just starring at the ceiling for part two?

I think in the movie AI, they had this kind of.

Provided the machine isn't going to break the old fella, sign me up for a beta test.

[Oneonone]

No thanks not for me I like the personal side of things and no machine can give you that, mind you some women can't either but that's another story.

[AHLUNGOR]

Think R2D2 and CPO3 !!!

[AHLUNGOR]

Think R2D2 and CPO3 !!!


Oooops !!

Sorry, bad example, that was so gay !!

Let's try again, think T-X, from T3 !!


http://aussieexotics.com/forum/dlattach/attach,26049/image/More-movie-nonsense-/Kristanna-Loken-in-Terminator-3-Ris-5093.0.html.jpg


http://www.nudecelebrityphotos.org/Kristanna_Loken_in_Terminator3/Kristanna_Loken_nude_in_Terminator3_007.jpg


http://www.nudography.com/photos/news/2006_11/original/Kristanna_Loken_BloodRayne-003.jpg


http://imgsrv.fuskator.com/large/j~~wAK5AYgZ/celeb_celebfake_elitedollars_fake_Kristanna+Loken_ nude_pussy_8.jpg

[AHLUNGOR]

Or you can go back much further to look at an earlier classic in Blade Runner:

Meet Rachael :


http://www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Blade-Runner-2-Rachael.jpg


aka Sean Young:


http://mercadotv.com.au/site/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sean-young-753994.jpg



And Pris :


http://xdind.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Darryl-Hannah-Pris-01.jpg


aka Darryl Hannah:


http://www.erotic4u.com/preview/daryl_hannah01.jpg

[CunningLinguist]

Hey Ahlungor the BladeRunner chciks were not actually robots, they were flesh and blood replicants. They had best before date though :)
Here is a question for the BladeRuner fans: was Deckard a replicant ...

[wilisno]

Hey Ahlungor the BladeRunner chciks were not actually robots, they were flesh and blood replicants. They had best before date though :)
Here is a question for the BladeRuner fans: was Deckard a replicant ...

Sounds good ! Like T1000 in the Terminator, real flesh and blood, just have to program her properly with relevant directives ! :miao:

[ampletwo]

This can be a rather philosophical question... the motivation for punting is often the allure of the illusion of affection and genuine emotion. If what the service person provides is merely this artificial fantasy, then how is it different from receiving the same from a non-human provider?

Check out Harry Harlow's work on monkeys: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/aso/databank/entries/bhharl.html

Are we merely filling a primal need for warmth and affection? Does it matter from where we derive this satisfaction? Is life this hollow? Do souls exist?

[heatseeker]

ampletwo, many look for affection and genuine emotion, no doubt

No DFK for example is a deal breaker

But well beyond affection, I also look to have the elusive 'perfect punt'

[ampletwo]

What would be the characteristics of this so-called 'perfect punt' heatseeker? And do you believe machines will triumph over man (or woman in this case) eventually?

(ie. machines do better work more quickly, cost effectively, consistently and reliably than humans can, in any endeavour that they have been applied to)

[heatseeker]

The Perfect punt would vary depending on the preferences of the individual

I could give you a list, but you may have a differing opinion

Im definitely not a fan of machines.

The day industry can reproduce a lovely flowering red rose, then I will be convinced

[ampletwo]

Perhaps someday in the future you can put in your description of your perfect punt and the machine will give you a perfect punt every time! But then that may dilute the value of the perfect punt...

[Licker]

(ie. machines do better work more quickly, cost effectively, consistently and reliably than humans can, in any endeavour that they have been applied to)

work more quickly?

In the case of sex robots, I hope they are not programmed to repeat the mantra "You cum yet? You too strong! You cum yet?"

[ampletwo]

work more quickly?

In the case of sex robots, I hope they are not programmed to repeat the mantra "You cum yet? You too strong! You cum yet?"

LOL nice one Licker!

[heatseeker]

"cum now darling""cum now"

[wilisno]

work more quickly?

In the case of sex robots, I hope they are not programmed to repeat the mantra "You cum yet? You too strong! You cum yet?"

You beat me to it ! :miao:

[Licker]

You beat me to it ! :miao:

I work more quickly :)

Though most of the girls disagree :fire:

[Punter Poontang]

But then that may dilute the value of the perfect punt...

Wise words!! It's the shit experiences that in turn help make the great ones .... errr, so great!! :-)

[astro boy]

Here is a question for the BladeRuner fans: was Deckard a replicant ...

In the original there were no clues, but subsequent versions are littered with clues and Ridley Scott himself
confirmed that Deckard was a replicant,, hence the ending in those versions was somewhat solemn.
Both the book and the film deal with the question of it it means to be human, both Dick, the writer and Scott, director
had conflicting views on this.

btw there is a Porn Parody called Babe Runner for those that are interested.

[Licker]

In the original there were no clues, but subsequent versions are littered with clues and Ridley Scott himself
confirmed that Deckard was a replicant,, hence the ending in those versions was somewhat solemn.
Both the book and the film deal with the question of it it means to be human, both Dick, the writer and Scott, director
had conflicting views on this.

btw there is a Porn Parody called Babe Runner for those that are interested.

The ending was changed (many times) after pre-screenings with test audience.
The first theatrical release is what I first saw and is what I go with, and that also was Dick's intention; Deckard not being a replicant.

The "happy ending" for viewers in the 'director's cut' emphasized the fact that Rachael likely had no expiry date.

[CommanderM]

Hey I want only The Real Thing

like Coca Cola :shout:

[CunningLinguist]

I seem to remember the score for Gladiator was quite good!
And of course 2001 a Space Odyssey.

[CunningLinguist]

The ending was changed (many times) after pre-screenings with test audience.
The first theatrical release is what I first saw and is what I go with, and that also was Dick's intention; Deckard not being a replicant.

The "happy ending" for viewers in the 'director's cut' emphasized the fact that Rachael likely had no expiry date.

I would be happy to do it with a replicant, I wouldn't mind a harem of them ...

[PK_Norm]

No thanks! Real women for me thanks!

[CunningLinguist]

No thanks! Real women for me thanks!

A replicant is real flesh and blood and essentially indistinguishable from a real human.
So would you say no to a replicant of your favourite supermodel/JAV girl/movie star/porn star ?

[AHLUNGOR]

A replicant is real flesh and blood and essentially indistinguishable from a real human.
So would you say no to a replicant of your favourite supermodel/JAV girl/movie star/porn star ?

Yes , please bring back a 21 year old Kimiko Matsuzaka (my avatar !)

And yes, yes, yes, I also want to fuck Reon Kadena, Sora Aoi and Mikie Hara !!


Kate Upton!

Keely Hassel !

Gong Li when she was 25!

Yes please and thank you

Cheers

Ps. If it is not too much trouble can I please also have Tamara from At Michelle's back in 2001 aka Rexxx Hoxxxxx

[PK_Norm]

A replicant is real flesh and blood and essentially indistinguishable from a real human.
So would you say no to a replicant of your favourite supermodel/JAV girl/movie star/porn star ?

Actually strange as it may sound. I thought of having a replicant of an ex gf after thinking about your question...I miss her alot but it just wouldn't be the same. As for fav Porn star etc...it wouldn't matter I guess because I don't have any. Models etc. Wouldn't make much difference. there is only one girl I'd want to be with and I can't have her anymore...Sorry totally off topic...amazing how your mind just wanders off...

[CunningLinguist]

Yes , please bring back a 21 year old Kimiko Matsuzaka (my avatar !)

And yes, yes, yes, I also want to fuck Reon Kadena, Sora Aoi and Mikie Hara !!


Kate Upton!

Keely Hassel !

Gong Li when she was 25!

Yes please and thank you

Cheers

Ps. If it is not too much trouble can I please also have Tamara from At Michelle's back in 2001 aka Rexxx Hoxxxxx

Thats the spirit!
I can see a market for replicant sex, bit like a cross between the movie L.A. Confidential and the series the Doll House!
Make replicants based on movie stars etc and give them the movie stars personality and make them like you and want to fuck you.
I reckon women would pay for this also. Can you imagine a replicant Brad Pitt etc and the women who would want to be fucked by him...

Genuine lesbo doubles etc would be on the cards, imagine a foursome with Charlies Angels!

Imagine a threesome with two compliant Naomi Campbells!!!

The only limit to your imagination would be the cost!

[uber]

I think the last thing Japan needs is another excuse for their young people to not fuck each other.

[aussie_jack]

I don't know if I'd have sex with that weird ass cocktail mixer meets fleshlight but I'd be up for virtual sex. Not to replace real sex but definitely to replace porn.

[Tk001]

If the robot is hot don't see why not

[B-man]

I had sex with a robot for 10 years. I ended out leaving that robot so why the fuck would I have a robot pull me now?

[heatseeker]

Haha B-man
Sorry to hear
Post of the day

[CunningLinguist]

I had sex with a robot for 10 years. I ended out leaving that robot so why the fuck would I have a robot pull me now?

The next model up is better!

[uber]

I had sex with a robot for 10 years. I ended out leaving that robot so why the fuck would I have a robot pull me now?

The new ones only cost you money once, and they don't complain about anything.

[PK_Norm]

I had sex with a robot for 10 years. I ended out leaving that robot so why the fuck would I have a robot pull me now?

That must suck...why did you put up with her for 10 years? Only answer of course if it's ok. I'm being a bit of a sticky beak

[B-man]

That must suck...why did you put up with her for 10 years? Only answer of course if it's ok. I'm being a bit of a sticky beak

The short answer is i discovered punting after a few years in! :smile::smile:

We also lived apart for 6 of those years! Discovered girlfriends too! :smile::smile:

But she was very pretty and envy of everybody whom saw her.

[heatseeker]

B man

Couldnt agree more about the value of P4P

I said this on another post

I am new to punting, only starting one fortnight ago

I wish I had found out about it 10 years ago

Would have saved me years of time and money I spent in "going nowhere" relationships

Havent been married before, and I think for me P4P is a good way to go until I meet the right lady in my social life