When is my turn to win the Lotto? How will it affect your sex life ?

[AHLUNGOR]

Just a thought from the other thread about buying out a WL when some brothers start talking about winning the Oz Lotto!

I have a few questions :

1. Has anyone here ever won a lottery - anything from a quarter of a million up - which is life changing enough !

2. If you have, were you married at the time ? Are you still married after the win ?

3. If you were not married but has a girl friend or engaged, are you still with the same girl ?

4. How did the win affect your punting?
A. From nothing before to regularly?
B, from cheap brothel or RnT to up market shops or high class escort ?
C. Did you tip like a big spender ?
D. Went overseas for a fucking tour ?


Just wondering ?

[Oneonone]

You have to get in the Que bro Ahlungor and I am ahead of you!

[syphon]

If I won a serious amount, I would be doing all the things you mentioned and more, Ahlungor. Maybe it is best that I don't win!

[AHLUNGOR]

If I won a serious amount, I would be doing all the things you mentioned and more, Ahlungor. Maybe it is best that I don't win!


Perhaps a session like this on a regular basis, or whenever it pleases you !


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[harmony]

Im single so the question is perhaps straightforward

-Keep my job, I need to feel productive when Im not being procreative, but ask for one month sabattical

1)Fly to Vietnam for six months, rent a very nice unit with a view and 2-3 bedrooms

-Hire a few ladies, ostensibly as housemaids, they get their own bedrooms to bring their female friends over

-Main rule. No men. And no drugs apart from alcohol. Thanks

-Party for the 1st night, and a quiet nite in for us all every 2nd night - hey I need to keep it going for one year.
And hey, Im not Charlie Sheens with tiger blood ; )

-At six months, bid farewell to all, and generous gifts for all

2)Move to Phillippines for the next six months

-Hire a few ladies, rinse and repeat

-Get home after my one year sojourn, try to get my job back

Thats my plan for year one

[Oneonone]

Some little Asian sweat heart will get you boy and that will be the end of that!

[borock]

go europe with the missus and be 'missionaries' in every city :cool2:

[rooter]

When I was in high school I had a girlfriend, her name was Rita.
She was just an average looking girl, but the best I could get as I was nothing special myself.
but she had a good heart, a natural at maths (and had a fantastic HJ technique- made me cum before a Smiths song got to the chorus!)
Then I got my picture in the local paper for some bullshit achievement, and the hottest girl in the school, Kelly, suddenly took an interest in me.
Needless to say I dumped Rita (in even quicker time than she could make me cum) and took off with Kelly.
I got to touch her tits, and her blonde pubic hair (still the blondest pubic hair I have ever seen) but that's as far as I got.
Then some fucker who was the schools all-round athlete won some school championship and Kelly dumped me (faster than Rita could make me cum) and took off with him.
I tried to get back with Rita, but she told me to fuck off, which is fair enough, I deserved that.
To make things worse, she hooked up with Con, who was this Greek guy who was a total loser and my mortal enemy.
And for the next year I had to hear from him about these amazing HJs he was getting from Rita. He even got a blowjob, which is something I never got. I am sure she did it just to spite me!
There is a moral to this story, but I am sure what it is ...

[looser]

When I was in high school I had a girlfriend, her name was Rita.
She was just an average looking girl, but the best I could get as I was nothing special myself.
but she had a good heart, a natural at maths (and had a fantastic HJ technique- made me cum before a Smiths song got to the chorus!)
Then I got my picture in the local paper for some bullshit achievement, and the hottest girl in the school, Kelly, suddenly took an interest in me.
Needless to say I dumped Rita (in even quicker time than she could make me cum) and took off with Kelly.
I got to touch her tits, and her blonde pubic hair (still the blondest pubic hair I have ever seen) but that's as far as I got.
Then some fucker who was the schools all-round athlete won some school championship and Kelly dumped me (faster than Rita could make me cum) and took off with him.
I tried to get back with Rita, but she told me to fuck off, which is fair enough, I deserved that.
To make things worse, she hooked up with Con, who was this Greek guy who was a total loser and my mortal enemy.
And for the next year I had to hear from him about these amazing HJs he was getting from Rita. He even got a blowjob, which is something I never got. I am sure she did it just to spite me!
There is a moral to this story, but I am sure what it is ...

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" ;-)

[harmony]

Rooter, great story, and I think it should be a good memory ...

The morale of your story is always dump an ordinary girl for the high school babe
The rest of your life you can tell everyone the high school babe chose you to be her boyfriend

No one will care about the fact you went out with an ordinary chick in high school, even if she gave good HJ