WL's always get dressed and ready so much quicker than we do!

[Sextus]

They are dressed and ready to go well before we are.

Now isn't that an irony in man / woman relationships. The situation is totally reversed and flipped on its head.

The reason for that is obvious of course.

They are always wearing f**k all in the first place. Usually a two piece, top and bottom, and high heels, or knickers and a peel on peel off dress.

Meanwhile we are doing up rows of shirt buttons, adjusting belts, tucking in shirts, reversing socks back the right way and putting them on one by one, then putting on the shoes.

How many times have you been still tying your laces well after the knock has come on the door while the wl has been standing there with nothing to do but watch you, having been dressed and tidied the bed minutes before?

Even after you get the shoes on and shoelaces tied, you still haven't had a chance to check yourself out in the mirror, and you usually don't because of the amount of time you have already taken comared to the WL. So your hair is still in a bedroom state of disarray and with half a collar still turned up and your shirt bunched into your pants or jeans. I've hit the street still looking like that many times. Not so bad at Taren Point I suppose, but the bedroom disarrayed look isn't great when you are confronted with the bus stop people at 533 or 647.

So I was wondering what kind of practical punting fashion might help speed up the male dressing process. A short Roman toga (with no underpants) and sandles? A Bali sarong? (Erm no, they are only for paediophiles.) Maybe something really practical for punting, light and breezy like this to shoot the breeze in?

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag116/waveflow/lightandbreezy_zps3f5c41a6.jpg (http://s1301.photobucket.com/user/waveflow/media/lightandbreezy_zps3f5c41a6.jpg.html)

You can't just go out in slip on slip off trackie dacks and thongs! :grimace: It seems there is a gap in the fashion marketplace for practical gear for we punters! Think about this next time your wl has been standing there with nothing to do but wait and watch you. It's awkward!

[Licker]

Well, for me, some of them rather than standing and waiting have been helping in the dressing up.
Putting on my socks while I button my shirt, tying shoe laces while I'm buckling the belt.

Not all of them do this. Mainly Japanese and some Chinese girls (few) have done this.

[rooter]

I am always dressed and ready to go first.
I usually leave the girl just draped in a towel.

[Sextus]

How do you manage that? Are you the Clark Kent of punters? Sheer practice probably!

[grant]

it must be the sheer number of tines wl's and rooter have undressed and redressed in a time conscious manner.

perhaps consider the unassuming Velcro formal wear that make strippers wield!

[rooter]

How do you manage that? Are you the Clark Kent of punters? Sheer practice probably!
Various reasons.
Sometimes the WL (especially Japanese ones) dress me while they are still naked or just in a towel.
Sometimes I leave the shower first and dress while they are still showering.
Sometimes they are chilling out or sitting or laying on the bed or chatting while I am getting dressed.
And maybe I am just a quick dresser.
And as you say lots of practice ;)

[Gucci2012]

Im the same as Rooter, dressed and ready to go in seconds, all buttons in place, shirt tucked in, hair looking shmick and gear adjusted in the up right position.

But I've learnt that most girls that I've seen get cut when I'm in a rush to leave. They think I had a bad time and just want to leave...."did I do something wrong?" So now I pace myself so that the girl is just finishing her shower and drying leaving room for small talk and a little kiss n cuddle business before I stroll out the door.

[Starstruck]

I am always dressed and ready to go first.
I usually leave the girl just draped in a towel.

Same with me, I don't think there has been a single time when a WL has managed to finish getting dressed first. I usually have a head start though while she's still showering

[Sextus]

But they only have two items of clothes to put on, and then they just step into their shoes! It takes them 45 seconds! I've never been ready before the girl has and I end up turfed out on the street looking exactly like I last did in the room! ie, just been fucking! I try to shower with the girls these days so that at least we are at the start line together. :question:

Hmm.. velcroed on evening wear - not a bad idea.

[Max Impact]

I'm still putting my shoes on as I stumble out the door of the PentHouse.

[harmony]

Haha Max Impact
Im often light headed at the end of my punts
I make sure I have running shoes on that I can quickly push on without undoing the shoelaces first

I agree that its great to ask the WL to help dress you - its very sexy too when the lady helps you with your shirt buttons
She gets to see the merchandise one more time before my chest is covered ; )

[66666]

footy shorts

flip flops

t shirt

[CunningLinguist]

I pace myself to finish at the same time. Usually the WL lets me shower first at the end so I have more time to dress. If we shower together I leave the shower after she has washed me then I still have a head start.

[AHLUNGOR]

If I am going to a punt during the week, I will be in suit and tie so it will always take me longer to dress or undress than the girls !!

It's just me

Cheers

[Boney]

You guys are just not fucking them hard enough, it takes the girls at least 10 minutes to be able to get off the bed after I have finished with them. Plenty of time to get a shower and get dressed. :burn:

[Milf_Man]

You guys are just not fucking them hard enough, it takes the girls at least 10 minutes to be able to get off the bed after I have finished with them. Plenty of time to get a shower and get dressed. :burn:

Exactly.

When i'm done with them, they barely have the energy to close their legs, let alone be dressed before i am.

[syphon]

If it was a dud punt I can't get dressed and out the door quick enough but if it was great, then I am in no rush! I like to savour every moment in the girls presence. Love watching them shower so not in any hurry to dress while that's happening!

[pepefirstlove]

I'm with bro sextus 90% of the time with this situation, even though with my short time in this business I tend to always rush try to catch up with the WLs and forget to check myself out properly before exit the door.

[CunningLinguist]

Exactly.

When i'm done with them, they barely have the energy to close their legs, let alone be dressed before i am.

Many years ago after having a marathon session with a girl I found out later she went home after me, she was too tired to work anymore. I also didn't know at the time it was her first day as a WL.

[CunningLinguist]

I'm with bro sextus 90% of the time with this situation, even though with my short time in this business I tend to always rush try to catch up with the WLs and forget to check myself out properly before exit the door.

Walking out with your shirt on back the front can be embarrassing :)

[pepefirstlove]

Walking out with you shirt on back the front can be embarrassing :)

I don't think I'm that bad...yet

[harmony]

Haha a lot to be said for a smart tracksuit, running socks and sports shoes

Quick disrobing, quick dressing in under a minute

More time with the ladies ; )

May have to change my modus operandi

[vvillie]

Depending on my rapport with the lady, I would usually stop what I am doing and help them zip up their dress and give them a kiss on the neck, and continue what I was doing. They typically reciprocate the favour and we will walk out together.

[deathstalker]

To the topic yes I believe they do get dressed quicker majority of the time.

But if your talking about who gets dressed first then it really depends on,
1.you showered first but remain naked
2.you let them shower first and they got dressed as your showering after them
3.if you even have a shower after your punt
4.if they even shower after the business
5. So many factors can change the course of situation.

[wilisno]

Haha ! all these who showers first, who showers last, sound so new to me, I can't remember when was the last time I had to shower by myself in a punt ! Always shower together, before and after ! :miao:

[deathstalker]

Ahhhh...I forgot about that...thanks Wilsno
I actually shower by my self no matter where I am..before and after, I just feel more relaxed

Don't know maybe I had like 2 showers that are shared out of 100 punts..
Something like that, yes always before and after for me as well and I am usually the first to get dressed

[Oneonone]

We'll in most cases the girl only has a bra and nickers to put on so it stands to reason she is going to be quicker!

[Sextus]

I think I've got some good advice from this, and that is to encourage the girl to help you dress. That way she isn't standing there impatiently watching you, which I find awkward. Just make sure your socks and shoes are clean and not smelly :burn: if she helps with those.

Sounds like this might be restricted to Japanese service, although Alysha the Korean at Styles was really attentive with your clothes, folding them beforehand and placing them neatly and retrieving them to help you dress. Yes, that is a good thing to encourage!

[wilisno]

Sounds like this might be restricted to Japanese service, although Alysha the Korean at Styles was really attentive with your clothes, folding them beforehand and placing them neatly and retrieving them to help you dress. Yes, that is a good thing to encourage!
A lot of young and fresh girls I've met did this without prompting, that's what we call GFE. They're not career WLs, so they just acted like a real girlfriend, taking off and putting on clothes for you, or at least watching you and make sure it's done right, like turning the collar down, dusting here dusting there etc.

I find they all do that, depending on the personality, not nationalities !

[harmony]

Wilisno
"A lot of young and fresh girls I've met did this without prompting, that's what we call GFE. They're not career WLs, so they just acted like a real girlfriend, taking off and putting on clothes for you, or at least watching you and make sure it's done right, like turning the collar down, dusting here dusting there etc."

What a damn excellent observation

I totally agree, it is the rare lady that stands by your side and helps you get dressed, and is attentive to your needs at the start and at the finish

But a lot of career WL will not do a lot affectionately if they have only been with you once. If you both click, and you choose to see her again, thats when I expect GFE to begin

Of course, a WL who provides GFE immediately, is far more highly regarded and cherished

Ideally the lady should offer to shower with you, I dont care if they have already had a shower, they can stand near the back so as just to wash you. That is customer service, and guys, we are paying for service

At the end, the majority of working ladies seem to have to tidy up the room, and the bed, and put new towels out, etc and so on

I generally finish everything with about 5 minutes to go, so I understand that the working lady has to tidy the room up, so I have my finishing shower on my own

I do expect the lady to wait in the room though, and we both have a chance to politely say "Thank you, nice time" or whatever, and if the chemistry is there, a quick kiss on the cheek to say goodbye

I generally then ask to see the manager as a routine action before I leave, so he/she hears first hand that the ladys service was excellent or not

[rooter]

At Ginza and MOC I have never been rushed by the girl.
Actually it's usually been the opposite.
The girls have usually tried to make me stay even after the time has expired (or the buzzer has sounded).
It's me who actually tries to hurry things up because I don't want to stuff up management's bookings or keep the next guy waiting or cut into the girl's rest time.