For when the punt doesn't end as you had hoped.....

[kazuya]

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[SillyCock2]

Wasnt there a darwin award back in the nineties where some poor bastard fashioned a jizz machine from two disc sanders with buffing discs attached mounted inside his couch between the two cushions?

I think it all went wrong when he used too much lube, shorted the motor and his cock became the conductor and got electrocuted. And thats how they found him. Dick beteeen the cushions, stiff as a board.

I would rather be found with a cute girl than dead with my dick in something it doesnt belong in.

[Oneonone]

Wasnt there a darwin award back in the nineties where some poor bastard fashioned a jizz machine from two disc sanders with buffing discs attached mounted inside his couch between the two cushions?

I think it all went wrong when he used too much lube, shorted the motor and his cock became the conductor and got electrocuted. And thats how they found him. Dick beteeen the cushions, stiff as a board.

I would rather be found with a cute girl than dead with my dick in something it doesnt belong in.

Can you believe what some guys will get up to! Give me a bit of pussy any day!