QVB Massage - other shop in same place and sorry about taking a shit

[PunterBoy]

I was going for a pure remedial massage and as I was passing through York St. I went past QVB massage. I noticed there was another shop in the same building and floor - just next to QVB Massage. The sign just said "Japanese Massage". Hmmmm?? I went in to check it out!

Went inside and took the stairs leading to the 1st floor. Knocked on the door but no answer. Went inside and called out : "Hello???". No one there!
I started to look around and as it turn out I had entered the sleeping quarters of the massage ladies. It was all deserted because they were downstairs working.

Their private quarters are quite primitive. Mattresses on the floors divided by sheets hanging from the ceiling. Totally smelled like illegal immigration!

I left again but suddenly the urge to take a dump emerged! I knew I shouldn't have skulled that large coffee!
I had to use their private bathroom. Went inside and took a massive dump. But WFT?! No toilet paper! There was some laundry sitting on top of the tumble dryer and I had no choice. I wiped my arse in a grey and white striped jumper and tossed it in the bathtub! Fuck man. Not proud of it but what would you do???

Anyway I figured the shop I was looking for was downstairs.

I was greeted by 3 asian ladies well past their prime. It was *definitely* another R&T place - not doubt about it!
One of the older thai ladies pushed me into a cubicle. I asked if I could get a handie and a sucki sucki - no problem at all!

They seemed quite desperate and all 3 girls were unattractive - except for one of them whom I would put on my 'maybe' list.
They really did their best in trying to make me stay but I felt like going to DUSIT Massage in the Grace Hotel which is a completely legit and fantastic massage place.

I left the place and on my way out a girl from QVB stuck her head out and waved at me. "You wan't massage?". Maybe some other time!

[Sextus]

That is a funny story and I know when you gotta go you gotta go - but you should have rinsed the poor girl's jumper out afterwards! :burn: :electric_shock:

[numberonebigsize]

GOLD GOLD GOLD. The post of the year to date!!!!! Still pissing myself laughing.

[wangan]

I think this place is called Cherry Blossom Massage. Well at least I know I should just go to QVB Massage instead if I'm in the area.

[gggi]

Wiping your arse with a ML's jumper is pretty bad form, I have to say.

[PunterBoy]

I know and I feel really shitty!! Pun intended LOL!

[shinigami12]

>goes for a rub n tug
>ends up wiping his ass with the girls jumper instead LOL

nice story man, entertaining to say the least

[markrmau2]

once in the bathroom he dropped a big shit on the floor and wiped his ass on the hand towel. he then fucked her and left before she saw what he did.
when he told me this I asked him why he did it. in response he said sometimes you have to remind a whore that shes a whore!
Your mate sounds like a horrible person.

[numberonebigsize]

OK so let me see if I get this - you walked into a massage shop, sneaked into the women's private living quarters, snapped off a big turd in their toilet, wiped your asshole with their jumper and then tossed that shit smeared rag into their bath, left the shop without paying for a massage, and then logged onto the forum to tell everybody that the women that work there are all ugly old hags

LOL!!!

I backpacked around Europe with a few mates a while ago. When we were in Amsterdam one of them fucked a young czech girl from one of those glass shopfronts in the redlight district. He told me that before he fucked her he asked to use her bathroom. once in the bathroom he dropped a big shit on the floor and wiped his ass on the hand towel. he then fucked her and left before she saw what he did.

when he told me this I asked him why he did it. in response he said sometimes you have to remind a whore that shes a whore!

More GOLD,that is shit funny.Just had to get up and go for a walk to try to stop my uncontrolled laughter. There are some funny cunts on here!!!

[hornedone]

Smeared poo calling-card!

[markrmau2]

ok, your mate obviously has some fetish issues - don't we all?

But guys, I would hope that everyone could promise themselves to afford the WLs and MLs of this world some respect. These girls are already fighting the stigmas and cultural norms that say their profession is the lowest of the low.

Shitting in the sink or on the floor and wiping their arse on a jumper or towel..... this says more about the perpetrator than the WL. Are we really so insecure that we need to put down another person (who already is feeling pretty downtrodden) to give us empowerment?

It takes leadership and moral fortitude to stand up and say this is not right. I hope you can do this.

Cheers, Mark

[buster]

Well said Mark, a little piece of my soul died reading the OP's story - is treating others with a little dignity and respect so hard? I wonder if the OP has the courage to return and apologise.

[hornedone]

Did same at Ginza once. No dunny paper (tight bastards) so what else could I do? Wiped shitty ass on hand towel and left quickly.