Finally busted!

[CunningLinguist]

After my lunch time massage today I walked out onto the street and my missus was driving past with some office girlfriends and they stopped to give me a lift. It was after lunch and they were on their way back to work and they were quite tipsy, and some were drunk. I tried not to accept the lift but they insisted. Then the questions started: what where you doing; what is that place; what is that perfume smell ... Anyway to cut a long story short there was one drunk smart arse chick that knew what that place was for and she let the cat out of the bag. I pleaded ignorance so one of the girls said lets go back and ask them if they recognise me and if I was just there. So we drive back and all 5 of us get out of the car and knock on the door, we go in and the smart arse drunk chick says to the the mamasan do you recognise this guy ? Luckily the mamasan says "never seen him before in my life darling". Then just as we are about to go the ML that I just saw comes out of the shower and sees me and gives me a big hug and says "hope to see you again soon honey" ...

[tpol]

lol. camping.

[Eureka]

And .........

[Oneonone]

Sounds like you need to find a new shop bro or is that a new wife!

[shinigami12]

tell them you just got a massage brah, unless they want to smell the johnson

then again they already know you lied about being there at all.that ML didn't see them with you? could have played along a bit

[cocktus]

And .........

potentially the missus and 3 friends are now busy reading his posts here, including the thread that offering a licking service =)

[Rpd]

Haha I feel for you bro, but that story is classic!

[rooter]

Haha! Nice!
And I have found God and joining a monastery and will never punt ever again!
Check the calendar guys ...

[Kaehyung]

Ha ha. Good one bro!

[CunningLinguist]

And .........

After that I said ok ok I was here but just to have a massage, this place is a legitimate massage place you know! Just as I said that in walks Chris Seage with a video camerman in tow, they said they were doing an expose on sex slaves and heard that this place was breaking the law by forcing migrant MLs to perform sexual services and withholding their passports. He handed everyone a brochure with this "factual" website on it: website (http://www.happyholidays2014.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/april-fools-day-wallpaper.jpg)

[Beancounter]

HAHA good story!

You should have added a cat fight in the story, where the ML was surrounded by the 4 ladies.

[CunningLinguist]

HAHA good story!

You should have added a cat fight in the story, where the ML was surrounded by the 4 ladies.

I was tossing around the following ideas:
- the drunk smart-arsed chick suggests all the ladies get massages to try the place out, my missus gets my ML and finds out she did DTBBBJCIMSW
- one of the missus friends approaches me afterwards and tells me not to worry too much as my missus has been doing tricks at lunch time as a private WL

[wilisno]

I was tossing around the following ideas:
- the drunk smart-arsed chick suggests all the ladies get massages to try the place out, my missus gets my ML and finds out she did DTBBBJCIMSW
- one of the missus friends approaches me afterwards and tells me not to worry too much as my missus has been doing tricks at lunch time as a private WL
Your missus wants to enjoy some DTBBBJ ??? :miao:

[yellow_fever]

Can't believe nobody looked at the calendar before hitting reply

[Tk001]

April fools

[IExperiment]

I was tossing around the following ideas:
- the drunk smart-arsed chick suggests all the ladies get massages to try the place out, my missus gets my ML and finds out she did DTBBBJCIMSW
- one of the missus friends approaches me afterwards and tells me not to worry too much as my missus has been doing tricks at lunch time as a private WL

hahaha

The first two story was believeable but this is defenetly April fools.

Actually if your misses find out good luck on your excuses or dont get busted :)